"US court wary of Apple request to block Samsung" Reuters 4:17 PM
"Apple Argues That U.S. Court Block Samsung Galaxy Devices Over Patent Violations" The Huffington Post 4:18 PM
"Apple's Trademark Problem In China Is Self-Inflicted" Forbes 8:52 AM
"Wired Scores Exclusive Aerial Photos of Apple's 'Area i51'" Wired 8:35 AM
"Group names highest-rated CEOs: Tim Cook, CEO of Apple Inc. is filling the shows of Steve Jobs nicely. Cook has been named the highest-rated CEO, according to glassdoor.com." Dayton Business Journal 8:40 AM
"Users report 3G connection issues with Apple's new iPad" AppleInsider 8:55 AM
"Apple's new iPad facing 3G connectivity issues" UberGizmo 8:52 AM
"Apple flooded with iPad 3 wireless connection complaints" The Register 4:19 PM
"Apple faces UK iPad scrutiny" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 4:12 PM
"UK ad authority moves closer to '4G' iPad investigation" AppleInsider 11:08 PM
"Travis County considers terms for Apple to receive up to $7.4 million in incentives" Austin American-Statesman [Free Registration Required] 4:22 PM
"County Considering More Tax Incentives for Apple's Austin Expansion" The Mac Observer 4:21 PM
"Hackers Begin Targeting Macs: Recent Flashback attacks show Apple's surging popularity has gained the attention of hackers." Agence France-Presse 12:51 PM
"Researchers Confirm Flashback Trojan Infects 600,000 Macs, Used For Click Fraud" Forbes 1:40 PM
"New Yorkers Dumbfounded As Computer Virus Affects At Least 600,000 Macs" CBS New York 1:41 PM
"Second source confirms: 1 in 100 Macs are infected by Flashback" ZDNet 5:42 PM
"Apple issues second OS X Java update this week" AppleInsider 8:35 AM
"Apple makes second attempt at Trojan Java block" SlashGear 8:43 AM
"Fighting Flashback, Apple issues second Mac update" CNET News 8:54 AM
"Do-Over: Apple Takes Second Stab at Blocking Mac Trojan" Techland 8:53 AM
"Java for OS X Lion 2012-002, Apple has another go" FairerPlatform 9:45 AM
"Java 2012-002 Update Includes Security Fixes, Few Details" The Mac Observer 10:38 AM
"Interview with Rich Mogull discussing the Flashback Trojan" Your Mac Life 5:12 PM
"Apple Camera Raw Update Adds New Canon Camera Support" The Mac Observer 10:47 AM
"Apple update supports Canon 5D Mark III raw files" CNET News 11:10 AM
"Digital Camera RAW Update 3.1.2" FairerPlatform 9:44 AM
AppleCare/Troubleshooting
"Web tool checks if your Mac is Flashback-free" CNET News 4:13 PM
"Quick Applescript to check your Mac for the Flashback infection" Mac Stuff 11:01 PM
"How to check for—and get rid of—a Mac Flashback infection" Ars Technica 1:42 PM
"Secure your Mac from Flashback infection" USA Today 11:08 PM
"Virus hits half a million Macs: How to protect yourself against malware" TechMediaNetwork 1:42 PM
"I am supporting a small all-Mac company, and the instructions in the various links you provided were great but added a lot of confusion to the question, 'how do I just turn Java off?'" MacInTouch 11:00 AM
"In addition to disabling Java in each browser's preferences UI, I've disabled the Java plugins in /Library/Internet Plug-ins/ as a second line of defense. I've left JavaPreferences.app alone, so Java-based desktop apps should still work as before." MacInTouch 11:01 AM
"There are multiple options for the Java Runtime Environment (JRE) on any computer, including Macs." MacInTouch 11:02 AM
"A second-line, post-Java defense against the Flashback malware appears to be to create a folder called 'Little Snitch' in the root-level (not user's) Library folder." MacInTouch 11:02 AM
"Apple has two support articles listing media formats QuickTime can playback in OS X 10.6 & 10.7." MacInTouch 11:07 AM
"How to reinstall OS X after malware infection" CNET Reviews 4:17 PM
"So what can you do to protect your iTunes account?" MacInTouch 11:06 AM
"Mac OS X: Automating Startup, Shutdown & Sleep Times" The Mac Observer 8:15 AM
"On Killing A Mac Trojan Horse And Stopping Malicious Apps From Phoning Home" Mac 360 8:09 AM
"How To Get Stuff Done On Your Mac (prioritize, organize, utilize, free, not so free)" McSolo 8:08 AM
"Need An Office On Your Mac? Here's How To Install Office For Free" BohemianBoomer 8:08 AM
"4 Ways This Mac Clipboard App Is The Tool Of The Year" TeraTalks 8:08 AM
"How To Stop Clicking And Start Reading More On Your Mac" Mac 360 8:09 AM
"Mac Gaming Shines With Release of 'The Witcher'" The Mac Observer 3:49 PM
Op/Ed
"Apple gaining in corporation use due to 'time machine' effect" SlashGear 5:10 PM
"Tim Cook Challenge: Fix Apple's Security Mentality" The Mac Observer 2:26 PM
"Friday Poll: Are you adding anti-malware to your Mac?" CNET News 1:34 PM
"Four Reasons to Consider FileMaker 12" PCWorld 11:59 AM
"If you don't like the iTunes defaults (no art, genres that are as broad as an elephant, artists sorted by first name, etc.) the app is a nightmare to use. Sure I can bulk-change an album or group of albums genre from the generic 'rock' or 'pop' to something specific like 'new wave', 'post punk', or 'blue-eyed soul', but not the other fields I want handled differently." MacInTouch 11:06 AM
"Even though MacInTouch might not be the proper place to discuss HiRez audio issues, I think there are a few wrong statements in the discussion" MacInTouch 11:03 AM
"Hacintosh benchmarks of Xeon E5 CPUs foretells next Mac Pro speeds?" Insanely Great Mac 10:47 AM
"ProMAX foresees end of the Mac Pro with new Xeon workstation" Insanely Great Mac 9:24 AM
"Widespread Virus Proves Macs Are No Longer Safe From Hackers" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 8:19 PM
"What's This? A Mac Virus? No Actually It's A Weakness in Java" AllThingsD 4:55 PM
"Does FlashBack really have 600k Macs? Yup and its existence now puts Mac threats on par with Windows,says F-Secure's Mikko Hypponen." PC Advisor 12:06 PM
"Apple Pushes Out Second Java Update This Week, But What Does It Do?" Mac|Life 8:41 AM
"Apple's security code of silence: A big problem" CNET News 11:10 AM
"Mac OS X Security Must Become a Priority: 10 Reasons Why" eWeek 8:36 AM
"A Dozen Reasons To Dump Mail On Your Mac And Try A New Email App" NoodleMac 8:09 AM
Press Releases
"Windows Phone Connector (for the Mac) has been updated" GadgeTell 4:16 PM
"Google patches Chrome for second time in eight days" Computerworld 11:30 AM
"Ticket to Ride debuts in Mac App Store" Macworld 11:11 AM
"Ace Slots Machine Casino Turns Mac App Store into a Gambler's Paradise" prMac 8:59 AM
"HyperDrive iFlashDrive makes transferring files a breeze" The Red Ferret Journal 8:33 AM
"Apple Headquarters Pictures: Take A Virtual Tour Of 1 Infinite Loop in Cupertino [PHOTOS] International Business Times 4:17 PM
"A Collection of Photographs From Inside Apple HQ" MacRumors 4:17 PM
"Apple appears to have paid up over 'warrantless search': But no one is talking" TechEye 8:32 AM
"AT&T to begin unlocking off-contract iPhones this Sunday, April 8th" Engadget 12:51 PM
"AT&T Will Unlock Your Off-Contract iPhone Starting On April 8" TechCrunch 1:40 PM
"AT&T will allow out-of-contract customers to unlock their iPhone" AppleInsider 1:41 PM
"AT&T gives H2O, FreedomPop the gift of unlocked iPhones" GigaOM 5:43 PM
"Worker at Apple-supplier Foxconn in China: 'We're humans, we're not machines'" Reuters 8:53 AM
"Five charged after Chinese teen sells kidney to buy iPhone" Reuters 9:05 AM
"Chinese Kid Sells His Kidney for an iPad and iPhone, Suffers Renal Failure" Gizmodo 11:10 AM
"Dropbox says it will update its iOS app to fix profile security hole, Android not affected" The Next Web 10:53 AM
"Facebook and Dropbox Apps for iOS Vulnerable to Credential Theft" MacRumors 9:38 AM
"Facebook ID theft threat impacts all iPhones, Dropbox" CNET News 11:12 AM
"Security issue in Facebook, Dropbox iOS apps requires physical access" AppleInsider 11:11 AM
"Plangrid brings iPad to construction sites" Macworld 10:53 AM
"Saracens use iPads and statistics in order to make themselves the best: The only English club left in the Heineken Cup have totally rejected the old playbook orthodoxy" The Guardian 8:53 AM
"After A Bump From SXSW, Banjo Tries To Bolster Its Position As The All-In-One Location App" TechCrunch 5:12 PM
"A 'very different' Joe Danger headed to iOS" Gamasutra 8:48 AM
"Hawaii boy, 10, steps up hobby by marketing Apple app" KHON2 11:07 PM
Non-Apple News
"Women in Tech: Susan Buck empowers women in tech" ZDNet 12:47 PM
"Want Sprint's New 4G? Go to Kankakee" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 12:35 PM
"Playstation Vita firmware pulled, re-released" TG Daily 12:30 PM
"Flatscreen TV prices drop by nearly half" Fairfax NZ News 12:14 PM
"Meet the Linux Tycoon tycoon: Linux Tycoon creator Bryan Lunduke may have an unlikely gaming hit on his hands as the buzz begins to spread" Network World 12:01 PM
"PAX East Gaming Expo Opens in Boston" PC Magazine 11:57 AM
"Sophos takes down partner portal after signs of hacking" IDG News Service 11:45 AM
"Sprint set to offer cure for poor wireless voice quality" Computerworld 11:31 AM
"Chocolate printer to go on sale after Easter" BBC 11:18 AM
"Samsung Profit Exceeds Estimates on Smartphone, TV Demand" Bloomberg 11:19 AM
"Samsung hits a high Note, posts record quarterly profit" Reuters 9:34 AM
"No 3D technology for Samsung smartphones: Manufacturer has no plans to follow the crowd" Pocket-lint 10:54 AM
"LG Mobile: Our 'thinking' phone will outsmart the competition" CNET News 9:32 AM
"Nokia town faces dim future as jobs shift to Asia" Associated Press 9:27 AM
"YouTube kicks off huge 3D overhaul" TG Daily 12:31 PM
"Google Chrome update fixes 12 security bugs: Second update in a week; Google paid researchers $6,000 for reporting the bugs" SecurityNewsDaily 11:54 AM
"Google Rethinks Price, Specs On Android Tablet: Google may drop price of Google-branded tablet and pursue a lower-cost approach to win tablet market share." InformationWeek 11:41 AM
"Google's Project Glass: You ain't seen nothin' yet" CNET News 1:34 PM
"Google Creates A Spectacle With Project" Associated Press 1:29 PM
"Expect More Companies to Serve Up Forked Android Devices" AllThingsD 9:21 AM
"HTC's Rough Q1: Profits Down 70% Over Last Year, Revenue Dips 35%" TechCrunch 12:27 PM
"Flaw in Facebook and Dropbox Mobile Apps Allows Data Theft" Softpedia 8:46 AM
Publications/Podcasts
"Gene Steinberg meets author Bob 'Dr. Mac' LeVitus, TechnoBuffalo's Jonathan Rettinger, and Computer America's Craig Crossman this week on The Tech Night Owl LIVE" The Tech Night Owl LIVE 2:17 PM
"Draw Something, iPad WiFi Issues, In app purchases, buying a new monitor (Podcast)" Insanely Great Mac 8:56 AM
"iPad & iPhone User issue 61: Spotlight on iPad 2013" Macworld UK 8:32 AM
"Quanta, Foxconn Tech to benefit from June launch of new iMac, says paper" ["new iMac is rumored to feature an anti-glare display with Intel's latest Ivy Bridge-based i5 and i7 processors"] DigiTimes 11:33 AM
"Rumors of June Launch for Updated iMacs Begin to Build" MacRumors 4:13 PM
"Apple's Ivy Bridge-powered iMacs rumored to debut in June" AppleInsider 4:18 PM
"Toshiba says NAND chip output partially halted due to power problem" Reuters 8:46 AM
"Toshiba tipped to rejoin the race for bankrupt Apple supplier Elpida with joint bid" The Next Web 8:34 AM
"iPhone 5 rumor rollup for the week ending April 6/Latest Apple iPhone scuttlebutt: June dreams, big screen hopes, gauche Apple, OLED" Network World 1:44 PM
"Next iPhone's Camera To Have Augmented Reality Features?" ITProPortal 12:06 PM
"Could face unlock and a whole lot more be coming to iOS?" Know Your Mobile 8:51 AM
Price Trackers/Deals
"Gardenscapes HD (Premium) For iPad Is Temporarily Available For Free (Normally $4.99)" Apple Sliced 8:18 AM
"Endless War For iPhone Is Free Right Now (Previously $0.99)" Apple Sliced 8:17 AM
"Blot For iPhone and iPad Is Free Today (Was $0.99)" Apple Sliced 8:17 AM
"Price Drop: The Weekend's Best iOS App Deals, April 6" Mac|Life 8:25 PM
"Free on iTunes: 3 Free Apps To Show Off Your New iPad" The Mac Observer 8:10 PM
"You can get a discount on an iPhone -- but you have to relocate" Los Angeles Times [Paid Membership Required] 4:20 PM
"Last chance to get $50 iTunes card for $40" FairerPlatform 12:28 PM
"The iPad 3 would make me so horny...: ...if it wasn't so sucky" Register Hardware 8:42 AM
"Souping Up Mac Pro: RocketCache 3240X8" Bare Feats 5:47 PM
"HTC One X vs Apple iPhone 5 (rumoured)" Know Your Mobile 8:51 AM
"HTC One S vs iPhone 4S Hands-on Part 1" SlashGear 4:20 PM
"Maxell AirStash review: A useful extension to your iPad's storage capacity" Macworld UK 8:54 AM
"Stabile Coil Pro Stand Flexes for iPads" Wired 8:43 AM
"DJ4Site iPhone 4 Magnifier Stand review" Expert Reviews 8:33 AM
"Review: WaveCradle amplifying stand for iPhone" Beatweek Magazine 8:10 AM
"The Week in iPhone Cases: April showers and May flowers" Macworld 10:53 AM
"Defense For The IPhone Is A Great Idea --If It Worked" MacNews 9:02 AM
"Review: Layer Cake; no more 'Save for Web/Devices'?" IT.Enquirer 8:14 AM
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
"Is the newest model of Apple's iPad right for you?" [Video Report] 41 Action News 8:24 PM
"iPad Apps Of The Week: Mad Magazine, The Masters, and More" Gizmodo 5:43 PM
"Keep your iPad Media on a Wi-Fi Hard Drive to Save Room for Retina Apps" Mac|Life 5:42 PM
"Going for distance games on iOS: This week's collection of perpetual running games includes a couple of classics alongside a couple of new titles that are perfect for getting into the genre." CNET Reviews 4:19 PM
"Enterprise Mobility: Inside IBM's Math App for the iPad" [Slideshow] eWeek 4:13 PM
"Easter Eggs: The best iOS apps for Easter" Macworld UK 8:34 AM
How-To/Tutorial
"Transfer iTunes music to your Kindle Fire" [Video Report] USA Today 1:44 PM
"iOS 5.1 Jailbreak: How to Unlock iPhone/iPad/iPod Touch Using Redsn0w 0.9.10b6" International Business Times 9:04 AM
Tips
"One can still buy an unlocked iPhone 4S from Apple, for a $450 premium over the otherwise similar carrier-locked version. That's a lot more money, but may well be a good deal for a frequent international traveller." MacInTouch 11:04 AM
"Cloak app automatically secures your browsing on open Wi-Fi networks" The Hartford Courant [Free Registration Required] 10:55 AM
"Apple must learn from Nike and get tough on causes of supply chain abuse: The biggest lesson from Nike is that all this monitoring has its limitations" The Independent 8:27 PM
"The Danger in Quashing Apple's Anticompetitive Publishing Deal" The Mac Observer 8:10 PM
"Remains of the Day: Behind the looking glass" Macworld 8:25 PM
"Friday Recap: iCloud from the Clouds, AT&T Unlock Victory Dance, June iMacs" Mac|Life 5:42 PM
"Why My iPad Will Never Replace My Xbox" Forbes 4:58 PM
"Bridging Gaps with New Macs, Old Macs, and iDevices" Low End Mac 4:41 PM
"Anyone Can Play Steve Jobs—Even Ashton Kutcher" Gizmodo 4:18 PM
"iCan Act: 5 Actors We'd Rather See Play Steve Jobs" Mac|Life 4:18 PM
"Google Tablet Delays: What They Mean for Apple's iPad" PCWorld 4:12 PM
"AT&T iPhone Owners Can Unlock their Phones, After That 2-Year Contract Anyway" AllThingsD 4:55 PM
"Enterprise Networking: New iPad Takes Big Steps Into Corporate Networks, Complicating BYOD" [Slideshow] eWeek 12:08 PM
"Free apps kill smartphone battery life: Purdue research finds popular free smartphone apps spend up to 75% of their energy on advertising-related functions" Network World 12:01 PM
"What Apple is doing in North Carolina" FairerPlatform 11:08 AM
"Concerning the discussion about carriers and unlocking customers' iPhones, I would propose a simple law that would provide a more level playing field than what we have now." MacInTouch 11:05 AM
"Wikipedia follows Apple's OpenStreetMap lead" FairerPlatform 9:45 AM
"We Have Personal Clouds, Now We Need Family Clouds" Tech.pinions 9:29 AM
"Reader Discussion: Apple's Market Capitalization Crown" The Mac Observer 9:14 AM
"The IPad May Actually Be Helping Laptop Sales" MacNews 9:03 AM
"600,000 apps in Apple's App Store, yet I can't find anything I want" ZDNet 8:55 AM
"Ask the iTunes Guy: Compression and lossless encoding" Computerworld 8:51 AM
"The lessons IT must learn from Apple: Apple has wormed its way into the broad population, creating new expectations -- and a model -- for IT" InfoWorld 8:45 AM
"How many iPhone app developers can Microsoft buy?" Fortune 8:39 AM
"Get MailWasher Pro 2012 anti-spam software for free" CNET News 1:34 PM
"What are the threats to Facebook?" MarketWatch 12:56 PM
"Top-secret AT&T HTC One X surfaces, sold on eBay" CNET News 1:33 PM
"What the HTC EVO 4G LTE means for Sprint and its future" ZDNet 12:47 PM
"4 ways your Website can be better" ZDNet 12:46 PM
"Most Wired Cars of the New York Auto Show" [Slideshow] Wired 12:40 PM
"The week in tech: 5 must-know things" USA Today 12:34 PM
"Video: The Most Insanely Important, Mind-Blowing Tech News of the Week" Techland 12:33 PM
"Now You Know: Hotels Inject Banner Ads Into The Wi-Fi They Charge You For" TechCrunch 12:27 PM
"On Semi, Qualcomm, Infineon shine in chip rankings" EE Times 11:35 AM
"Pinterest vaults into third place for social networks, ahead of LinkedIn and Google+" Silicon Valley 11:32 AM
"Review: Nokia Lumia 900 puts Windows Phone back in the race/Although its specs may not be impressive, AT&T's new smartphone is fast, bright and stylish." Computerworld 11:31 AM
"A new reason to stay off the Web at work" CNN 11:26 AM
"9 Tips: Make Your IT Resume Stand Out" InformationWeek 9:35 AM
"Yahoo Still Faces Many Challenges" Seeking Alpha 9:26 AM
"11 awesome Android tablet widgets" [Slideshow] PCWorld 11:43 AM
"Meet Android's patron saint: The IBM PC" ZDNet UK 12:48 PM
"10 ways your smartphone knows where you are: Location tools go well beyond GPS and Wi-Fi and increasingly can deliver high accuracy even indoors" IDG News Service 11:44 AM
"Your cell phone is telling your secrets: Take steps to protect your private data" MarketWatch 9:22 AM
"Researchers Show How Easy A New Stuxnet-Like Attack Can Be" AllThingsD 9:21 AM
Humor/Cartoons
"'Ignorify' Lampoons Your iPhone Addiction, Should Probably Be Real" Techland 12:08 PM
"More Evidence that the Android OS is a Mess" The Tech Night Owl 8:57 AM
"Configure your MacBook Pro to cost more than a house" [Video Report] YouTube 8:16 AM
"The Truth about Google Glasses." The Joy of Tech [cartoon] 8:07 AM
"The Dell dilemma: Five years after Michael Dell returned to lead the PC maker he founded, Dell may actually be ready for a second act. The next several months will be dicey. Here's what to watch for." Fortune 9:25 AM
"Dell says AppAssure now its premier backup product: Dell will also continue to sell Symantec and CommVault software, exec says" Computerworld 11:29 AM
"Internet Explorer Fightback: Q&A With IE Lead of Microsoft Asia Jonathan Wong" Forbes 9:27 AM
"Microsoft still handing out checks for Windows Phone apps: The Windows Phone OS, which lags well behind Apple's iOS and Google's Android, has not proved particularly popular with app developers. That could soon change. " Christian Science Monitor 11:25 AM
"Microsoft still paying developers to create Windows Phone apps" CNET News 9:31 AM
"Microsoft Still Fighting For Windows Phone Developer Love (And Buying It When Needed)" TechCrunch 12:26 PM
"Can Microsoft change the Windows Phone app conversation?" ZDNet 12:47 PM
"Microsoft Aims To Grow Windows Phone App Count As Lumia 900 Launch Looms" CRN 5:11 PM
"Why Does Windows Phone 7 Have Such A Crappy App Selection?" Business Insider 12:58 PM
"Microsoft April Patch Tuesday to Address IE, Windows Vulnerabilities: Four of the six bulletins issues by Microsoft are labeled as 'critical,' while two more are tagged as 'important.'" eWeek 11:37 AM
"Intel SSD to boost Windows 8 boot, wake times" CNET News 8:17 PM
"Microsoft Azure security features revealed on STAR registry: MS one of the few companies that has joined the Cloud Security Alliance's registry" Network World 12:28 PM
"HP Snares $249-Million Private Cloud Contract With U.S. Army" CRN 11:27 AM
"Rometty's Epic #FAIL to Lead at Augusta" Forbes 4:57 PM
"At Masters, Anticipating New I.B.M. Chief's Arrival" New York Times [Free Registration Required] 5:45 PM
"IBM chief hits glass ceiling in Augusta" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 4:57 PM
"For IBM CEO, is golf's sexism on par with the tech world's?" CNET News 1:34 PM
"IBM: Puzzles provide clues to better analysis/A series of informal puzzle experiments gave an IBM fellow insight into how to get the most out of data analysis" IDG News Service 11:44 AM
"Lenovo to take pre-orders for smart TV product in China: The company wants to bridge PCs, smartphones, tablets and televisions through its cloud computing services" IDG News Service 11:29 AM
"If Oracle wins its Android suit, everyone loses" InfoWorld 11:43 AM
"Apple's share price overtakes Google as it is forecast to be first $1tn company: Apple shares could soon hit $1,000, analysts predict, with China and television market key to growth" The Guardian 2:09 PM
"Has Apple Become the Perfect Stock?" The Motley Fool 12:52 PM
"Why did Apple drift sideways in 2011 and take off in 2012?" Fortune 10:52 AM
"How To Be Cautiously Bullish On Apple" Seeking Alpha 8:34 AM
Industry News
"Stock futures, dollar sink after jobs data: Most markets closed Friday; job growth below expectations" MarketWatch 9:22 AM
"Stock Futures Sell Off After Weak Jobs Report" FOXBusiness 11:40 AM
"U.S. Stock Futures, Dollar Fall While Treasuries Rise on Jobs" Bloomberg 11:19 AM
"Asian stocks muted in holiday-thinned trading ahead of US hiring report" Associated Press [Free Registration Required] 9:23 AM
"Asian Markets End Mixed; Nikkei Falls" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 9:19 AM
"Asia Markets: Japan stocks drop, as China shares extend gains" MarketWatch 9:19 AM
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