"HTC and Apple Settle Patent Dispute: All Patent Litigation Between the Companies Dismissed"/HTC and Apple® have reached a global settlement that includes the dismissal of all current lawsuits and a ten-year license agreement. The license extends to current and future patents held by both parties. The terms of the settlement are confidential. Apple 11/10
"Apple, HTC announce global settlement of patent disputes" CNET News 11/10
"Apple and HTC settle global patent war" Reuters 11/10
"Apple and HTC Settle Patent Dispute, Agree to Ten Year License" MacRumors 11/10
"Apple and HTC settle all patent litigation with 10 year license agreement" The Verge 11/10
"Apple And HTC Settle Remaining Lawsuits" TechCrunch 11/10
"What Apple Can Learn From Microsoft About TV" Cult of Mac 11/10
"It's Time For Apple To Unleash A Major Software Overhaul" Business Insider 11/10
"Apple's next chip architecture transition will be inconvenient, but not the end of the world" The Next Web 11/10
"The iPad Mini design explained: An analyst offers her reasons for the iPad Mini's design. Apple was aiming at an eminently portable, light tablet, not a product with the latest and greatest display technology." ["'Maybe they could have done a Retina display, but they would have had to compromise on thickness and weight and price. And what's the impact on power consumption? Maybe there were more important things for them to do at this point,' she said."] CNET News 11/10
"Apple's Stumbles: Bumps in the Road or More Serious? What's eating Apple? The question has been asked by nearly every Apple watcher following a brutal two-week stretch that began with a worse than expected earnings report, quickened after the ouster of a high-profile executive and culminated with news this week that it had fallen behind competitor Samsung in the smartphone wars." CNBC 11/10
"Sharks circling Apple after success story heads off the map: The technology firm has lost its co-founder, and now seems to be beginning to lose its way" The Observer 11/10
"Why Apple's 'Rounded Corners' iPad Patent Isn't As Absurd As It Sounds" Business Insider 11/10
"Apple and Samsung submit final pleadings before crucial December 6 hearing" Foss Patents 11/10
"UK court orders Apple to pay Samsung's legal fees in full after 'false and misleading' notice" The Verge 11/10
"Patent troll hits Apple with iPhone screen rotation suit" iDownload Blog 11/10
"Apple slammed in high court case" BigPond News 11/10
"Apple accused of 'lack of integrity' in Samsung battle" Metro UK 11/10
"VirnetX sues Apple again after winning $368M patent trial verdict" AppleInsider 11/10
"A fox hunt for fab client: Speculation on who might be seeking manufacturing site here turns to Foxconn" Albany Times Union 11/10
"OS XI: what we'd like to see/The features we'd like in the next, OS X 11, generation of the OS" TechRadar UK 11/10
"Google Chrome's Sham 'Do Not Track' Feature" PC Magazine 11/10
AppleCare/Troubleshooting
"I've been dealing with this 'perpetual updating' problem ever since we all upgraded to Mountain Lion. Absolutely everything we've tried fails. Apple needs to fix this huge bug... how can people work with failing calendars every day? I've been an Apple lover since the Lisa and find myself disgusted with Apple the past two months. This problem has cost us business and clients. Apple, get your S&*$# together. And fast." MacInTouch 11/10
"Tackle a Mac's name changing with sequential numbers: If a conflict occurs in sharing services, your Mac may start changing its name and append sequential numbers to the end of it." CNET Reviews 11/9
"Bugs & Fixes: Workarounds for two preference bugs" Macworld 11/9
"Final Cut Pro X: Apple ProRes White Paper" Apple Support 11/9
"Aperture: Aperture may quit on launch after update to Aperture 3.4.2" Apple Support 11/9
"Logic Pro and Express: Rebuilding the Loop Index" Apple Support 11/9
"Logic Pro/Express, MainStage: Compatible versions for OS X Lion" Apple Support 11/9
Reviews/How-To/Tips
"How to set up Time Machine in Mountain Lion" Macworld 6:57 PM
"Outlook rebuild results in folders named Recovered" OfficeforMacHelp 8:15 PM
"How to set up your addresses in Messages" Macworld 11/9
"How to get your pictures out of Aperture" Macworld 11/9
"Google Chrome's Sham 'Do Not Track' Feature" ["So, after updating your Chrome browser to version 23, with the spanking new Do Not Track support, you might say 'Where is it?' You might think, oh, it must be turned on by default, since Google would surely want to protect my browsing privacy, and 75 percent of users say they'd like it on by default. Not so. It's off by default in Chrome."] PC Magazine 11/9
"Mac Gems: FoldingText is a unique and versatile text editor" Macworld 11/9
"Quicken Deluxe 2013 review: Intuit bumps the price on its personal finance software, but adds free mobile apps" PCWorld 11/9
"Quicken 2013 vs. Mint: Is Intuit's free service better than its flagship software?" PCWorld 11/9
"GoodSync A Good Back-Up/Sync Solution For Macs" MacNews 11/9
"MacMost Now 785: Filling Cells In Numbers" MacMost 11/9
"Set Three Separate Networking Names For Your Mac With Terminal [OS X Tips] Cult of Mac 11/9
"12 Ways To Use The 1,000 Features In The Mac's Premium Launcher App" Mac 360 11/9
"4 Ways You'll Like Using The My Medical Mac App To Record Family Medical Information" BohemianBoomer 11/9
"3 Free Ways To Delete The Mac's Trash Can (even when Empty Trash doesn't work)" NoodleMac 11/9
"How To Draw Or Highlight Right On Top Of Your Mac's Screen With Highlight" TeraTalks 11/9
"Try The Nifty Neato Mac Outliner Which Shares Outlines With iDevices And Evernote" Mac 360 11/9
"One Of The iPhone's Most Popular To-Do List Apps Comes To The Mac" Mac 360 11/9
"A Fun, Almost Free, Crazy Easy Way To Capture Pixel Colors Anywhere On Your Mac" Mac 360 11/9
Op/Ed
"Mac OS 9 Lives Website Launched, Classilla 9.3.1 Released, and More Vintage Mac News" Low End Mac 11/10
"Will OS X 10.6 Snow Leopard become Apple's Windows XP?" AppleTell 11/10
"Apple creatives --are you ready for the Adobe CS upgrade price rise?" Computerworld 11/9
"A Few Thoughts On File Encryption And A Few Mac Apps That Encrypt Files" McSolo 11/9
Press Releases
"GraphicConverter 8.3.1 adds 'movie to animation' conversion" FairerPlatform 11/10
"Kalypso Media Digital is pleased to announce that Anna, their new horror adventure game for Mac, is now available for purchase and download via Steam and the iTunes Mac Store. Anna. The haunting story of Anna takes place in the remote Italian countryside, where an abandoned sawmill holds a sinister mystery. Anna is available on the iTunes App Store (Mac) and Steam for $9.99USD." Kalypso Media Digital 11/9
"Apple pays Swiss rail $21mn over clock dispute: report" AFP 11/10
"Time is money: Apple pays $21M for clock design, says report" CNET News 11/10
"Apple paid $20 million for iPad Clock design rights" iDownload Blog 11/10
"Did This Clock Cost Apple $21 Million?" AllThingsD 11/10
"Apple reportedly paid $21M to use Swiss Railway clock design" AppleInsider 11/10
"Resale market for Apple iPads is booming: The release of Apple's fourth-generation iPad and iPad Mini this month has created a booming resale market for used tablets, spawning a virtual yard sale where eager fanboys can get a bundle of cash to put toward their next Apple purchase." San Jose Mercury News 11/10
"Best Apple Black Friday 2012 Deal is on iPad 2" I4U News 11/10
"Walmart Employees Fired After Throwing and Dropping iPads" PadGadget 11/10
"Walmart Fires Employees Who Smashed iPads on Video" PC Magazine 11/10
"Woman Pays $200 For 'iPad' That's Actually Just A Mirror" NBCDFW 11/10
"China Telecom Could Offer The iPhone 5 From Late November" App Advice 11/10
"Another new Apple Retail Outlet Thonburi side: iStudio, The Mall, Tha Phra" eXtensions 11/10
Non-Apple News
"Prepaid or postpaid? The fight for your cell phone dollars (Smartphones Unlocked)/No-contract carriers can slice your smartphone bill over the course of two years. But you may still opt for a pricier contract instead." CNET 8:12 PM
"Study: viewers have no patience for buffering, abandon videos after two seconds of waiting" The Verge 7:52 AM
"Google access restored in China, says report" CNET News 11/10
"'Own Your Code': Facebook's Engineering Shift Tackles the Problem of Mobile" AllThingsD 11/9
"Facebook Calls for Servers You Can Compost Like Coffee Grounds" Wired Magazine 11/9
"Researchers find vulnerabilities in CryEngine 3, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3/Luigi Auriemma and Donato Ferrante of ReVuln also showed a vulnerability in the CryEngine 3 gaming platform" Techworld 11/9
"Moore's Law Is Becoming Irrelevant: The CEO of ARM says power-efficient chips for mobile devices will move into desktops, laptops, and servers." Technology Review 11/9
"Clear as ... paper? Scientists 'see' through solid layers: Scientists have developed a method to 'see through' layers of thin, solid material in a breakthrough that holds promise for medical imaging, nanotechnology — and the spy trade." Agence France-Presse 11/9
"NYC techies gather to build disaster-relief apps" Associated Press 11/9
"VMware releases micro version of Cloud Foundry PaaS" Network World 11/9
"Wireless spectrum driving new design approaches" EE Times 11/9
"Foxconn may release 130-inch TV products in the future, says company vice president" DigiTimes 11/9
"Google TV Gains Access To Music & Movies In The UK, Germany And France Next Week" TechCrunch 11/9
"Astronaut uses space internet to control robot on Earth" BBC 11/9
"AT&T unveils pricing for Windows Phone 8X, Lumia 920, 820" CNET News 11/9
"Yahoo tests new Windows 8-like home page" CNET News 11/9
"HTC's Windows Phone 8X, Nokia Lumia 822 ship November 13" CNET News 11/9
"Verizon to Complete 4G LTE Rollout by Mid-2013" PC Magazine 11/9
"Meet The Texas Lawyer Suing Hundreds Of Companies For Using Basic Web Encryption" Forbes 11/9
Publications/Podcasts
"A behind-the-scenes look at how The Omni Group builds apps" The Next Web 5:11 PM
"YML Interview with Ben Bajarin of Techpinions about the iPad mini" Your Mac Life 11/9
"Gene Steinberg meets industry analyst Stephen Baker, of the NPD Group, and Laptop magazine's Mike Prospero, this week on The Tech Night Owl LIVE!" The Tech Night Owl LIVE 11/9
"Baldur's Gate for iPad: How a tiny team is bringing old school gaming back to tablets" Red Bull UK 11/9
"Glenn Fleishman Takes Control of Messages in Mountain Lion" MacVoices 11/9
"For Siri's New Competitor, SkyPhrase, Academia Isn't Big Enough for AI" Forbes 11/9
"Commutist Podcast: Election dissection, ditching DSL and dumping the iPad" GigaOM 11/9
"Samsung hits Apple with 20% price hike: report/Samsung Electronics , the world's largest technology firm by revenue, raised the price of mobile processor supplied to Apple Inc. AAPL +1.73% by 20% recently, Chosun Ilbo reported Monday, citing a person familiar with negotiations between the two tech giants." MarketWatch 8:59 PM
"Apple aims to dodge 'Intel tax' (Q&A): Intel has supplied chips for all of Apple's Mac products over the last six years. But for business reasons as much as technological ones, Apple may begin to wean itself off Intel. An analyst explains why to CNET." CNET News 4:38 PM
"Check Battery Condition, Optical Drives Going Away?, Ionic Cooling Patent, and More 'Book News" Low End Mac 11/10
"Exclusive: Apple iPhone 5 touchscreen glitch discovered by developer, we go hands-on" Recombu 11/9
"iPhone 5 Could Have A Serious Hardware Based Touchscreen Problem [Video] Redmond Pie 11/9
"Analyst: There are LOADS of iPhone 5s, Apple is keeping them back/Apple is not short on iPhone 5s but is likely to be holding them back artificially for commercial reasons, an analyst said today." The Register 11/9
"It Is Getting Much Easier To Buy An iPhone 5" App Advice 11/9
"Apple's iPhone 5 Supply Is Finally Improving" Business Insider 11/9
"iPad Mini + 4G LTE Ships in Two Weeks, 4th Gen, Even Sooner" PadGadget 11/9
"Apple's Lightning to Micro USB Adapter Dead on Arrival for Many Users" MacTrast 11/9
"How Big Of A Threat Can Intel Be To ARM's Mobile Dominance?" Seeking Alpha 11/9
AppleCare/Helps
"The hard drive that came out of your Mac may still be under manufacturer warranty. Since you spent the money to retrieve the drive, you might want to check with the disk drive manufacturer to see if they will replace it under warranty with a new one that you can put in an external case and use as a backup or spare. Given the low prices of hard drives, I prefer to just buy new drives." MacInTouch 11/10
"GarageBand for iOS: Importing iTunes Match songs" Apple Support 11/9
"Macbook Pro (Retina, 13-inch, Late 2012): Subtle white lines may appear in Mission Control" Apple Support 11/9
"Apple Releases MacBook Air and MacBook Pro Update 2.0" MacPrices 11/9
Price Trackers/Deals
"HDR FX Pro For iPhone Is Temporarily Available For Free (Normally $1.99)" Apple Sliced 11/10
"MagMaze For iPhone and iPad Is Free Right Now (Previously $0.99)" Apple Sliced 11/10
"Sand Slides For iPhone and iPad Is Free Today (Was $1.99)" Apple Sliced 11/10
"Apple MacBook Air Buyer's Guide -Prices $727 To $1,599 -Prices, Reviews And Information" MacReviewZone 11/10
"Apple MacBook Pro Buyer's Guide -13 Inch Models -Nearly $200 Off New Machine With Retina Display" MacReviewZone 11/10
"Apple MacBook Pro Buyer's Guide -15 Inch Models -Prices From $889 to $3,049" MacReviewZone 11/10
"ProCam For iPhone Is Temporarily Available For Free (Normally $0.99)" Apple Sliced 11/9
"Infinity Control: Starseed For iPhone and iPad Is Free Right Now (Previously $0.99)" Apple Sliced 11/9
"Rat Fishing HD For iPad Is Free Today (Was $2.99), The iPhone Version Is Also Free" Apple Sliced 11/9
"Apple's new iMac looks beautiful, but there's junk in the trunk" Digital Trends 12:56 PM
"Review: iPhoneography gear series: $49 Photojojo Lens Set" 9 to 5 Mac 8:42 PM
"Zorro Macsk Review: Instantly add touchscreen gestures to your iMac with infrared sensors (Video)" 9 to 5 Mac 4:37 PM
"Pure.Gear PX360 Case for iPhone 5 Review" Run Around Tech 9:04 AM
"Loop Wrist Band for 6th gen iPod nano review" AppleTell 8:13 PM
"iPad mini review" ["iPad mini ticks almost all of the same functionality boxes as its larger counterparts, but is much easier to handle and can be taken anywhere. It also signals a return to the 'small is sexy' approach to gadget engineering and, ironically for a device that shares so much in common with the iPad 2, it is perhaps the most radical tablet revision Apple has yet produced."] Eurogamer 11/10
"Review: Apple's iPad Mini 'tailor made' for those who think light/If size and weight matter, this tablet's for you" Computerworld 11/10
"Apple iPad Mini: One Week In/Now that I've spent a full week using the iPad Mini, here are some thoughts on its strengths and weaknesses." InformationWeek 11/10
"Review: Despite flaws, iPad Mini more than just small iPad" Chicago Sun-Times 11/10
"Apple Mac Mini with Fusion Drive review: A strong, new Mac Mini, with or without Fusion" CNET Reviews 11/10
"Newest Apple iPod touch is best iPod touch yet, but it's not cheap" ABC 15 Mornings 11/10
"Hands on with the new Fitbit One and its dubious upgrades: Bluetooth 4.0 is great, but the user experience suffers in other ways." Ars Technica 11/10
"Luma13 Luma Guard for iPad and iPhone 5 Review" Run Around Tech 11/10
"PerfectFit Technologies Screen Shield for iPhone 5 Review" Run Around Tech 11/10
"iPhone 5: Did Apple underestimate the Samsung Galaxy S3?" Examiner 4:40 PM
"Innovation is a Fight: Apple is eventually doomed. Yes, the most valuable company on the planet will slowly fade into stagnant mediocrity. It will be replaced by something that they will not predict and they will not see coming. This horrifically efficient culling is a fact of life in technology because it is an industry populated by a demographic intent not on building a better mousetrap, but who avidly ask, 'Why the hell do we need mousetraps?'" Rands In Repose 1:43 PM
"Apple's new Palo Alto Store is WAY TOO LOUD!" Fortune 6:59 PM
"Are Apple stores just too crowded? Is there ever a time when an Apple store isn't populated by hordes of people? Does this diminish the Apple retail experience?" CNET News 12:54 PM
"iPad: Bringing the joy of reading back to those with vision problems" ZDNet 8:46 AM
"Foxconn Could Build 130-Inch Ultra HDTV Panels For 2013 Launch" BGR 11/10
"Apple Macintosh Jr.: 'The power to crush the other kids'" Fortune 11/10
"Is the iPad mini brilliant? The OpenForum discusses: When you talk Apple's tiniest tablet with the OpenForum, things can get heated." Ars Technica 11/10
"The Macalope Weekly: It's a dirty job" Macworld 11/10
"On Twitter, Steve Jobs Is Immortal" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 11/10
"MacOS KenDensed: iPad mini Wins & So Does VirnetX" The Mac Observer 11/10
"Does Apple Need A Surface-like Hybrid iOS/OS X Convertible? [Opinion] Redmond Pie 11/10
"Remembering Failed Apple Products Is Pretty Fun" Gizmodo 11/10
"So Steve Jobs was a normal human being: A Quora question about random encounters with Steve Jobs reveals that both he and his wife were normal people who wanted to help someone whose car had broken down." CNET News 11/10
"Here's A Charming Story About Steve Jobs Being A Regular Guy" Business Insider 11/10
"How Samsung, Microsoft and stupidity are staining Apple's brand image" Digital Trends 11/10
"Why the world isn't ready for the travel app revolution: Translation apps don't translate into actual usefulness, and the artificial intelligence travel guides don't compute. Here's why." Computerworld 11/10
"Is Apple really the world's most innovative company?" Electricpig 11/9
"10 Suggested Features/Products For Apple" interopia 11/9
"Steve Jobs: Guru of computing tool" EE Times 11/9
"The Macalope Daily: Damned if you do..." Macworld [Insider Content] 11/9
"Apple Is Done Growing? iPhone Sales Seen Hitting 100 Million Per Quarter" BGR 11/9
"Apple Seems Slightly More Apologetic as It Removes Page Resizing Code" Gizmodo UK 11/9
"Minding the store: Apple's Retail head was recently replaced. The hire seems to have been a mistake dealt with quite swiftly. It is tempting to think that the firing of a manager is due to a failure in their performance, measurable in quarterly reported metrics. But this is not often the case. It may be true of sales or some operations, but most strategic management decisions take months to make and years to implement before you can have the luxury of measured results. And even then the dependencies of performance are many and outside the control of specific managers." asymco 11/9
"Apple's New iPad Patent Reveals The Absurdity Of Our Patent System" Daily Ticker 11/9
"Time For Apple To Get Siri-Ous About Voice Technology" MacNews 11/9
"Tim Cook Is One Of The Three People That Saved Apple" Business Insider 11/9
"Former Apple Executive, David Sobotta, Spills On What It's Like To Work Under Tim Cook" RazorianFly 11/9
"Former Apple executive blasts CEO Tim Cook in interview: Tim Cook is 'not a people person,' 'poor judge of character' and 'not a natural leader,' ex-employee says" Macworld UK 11/9
"Speed Comparison Shows Just How Much Faster Windows Phone 8 Is Than WP7.x [Video] Redmond Pie 11/10
"Ormr Does What You Wish Photoshop Could [Video] Mashable 11/10
"Why Surface RT? Part 1: Multiple Users/The first in a series of articles describing key advantages of Surface RT over iPad" Paul Thurrott's Supersite for Windows 11/10
"Microsoft Surface owners now reporting issues with the Smart Cover" Geeky Gadgets 8:45 AM
"Microsoft sues One1 over pirate Windows: Microsoft has filed a NIS 5 million lawsuit against One1 Software for alleged unlicensed Windows 7 Operating Systems." Globes 8:12 AM
"Windows RT patch among November security updates" iTWire 4:33 PM
"Microsoft Surface makes a good first impression" BetaNews 8:13 PM
"Review: Microsoft Surface shines but lacks apps [Video] Los Angeles Times [Paid Membership Required] 4:38 PM
"Windows 8 Convertibles: The Laptops, Laplets, Tabtops" ABCNews 8:19 AM
"Microsoft and Nokia use celebrities to promote Windows Phone 8" The Verge 7:52 AM
"How Obama's reelection may spur work on cybersecurity in the United States" The Next Web 12:57 PM
"Life after silicon: How carbon nanotubes will power future gadgets" Digital Trends 12:56 PM
"Google Outage Shows Business Risks in China" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 4:40 PM
"Greed Will Be the End of Microsoft's Surface" ["Just $284 in components and manufacturing costs go into making the $599 tablet with its attachable keyboard cover. By IHS iSuppli's math, that makes the Surface more profitable -- with a 53% profit margin -- than Apple's industry-leading iPad."] The Motley Fool 11/10
"Gadget fans' outrage as screens of new Microsoft tablets break within days of use" Daily Mail (UK) 11/10
"Does the Microsoft Surface Really Fall Apart?" Forbes 11/10
"Windows 8 security patches to be released" PCWorld 11/10
"Windows 8, RT Get First Security Fixes: Microsoft's first set of Windows 8 and Windows RT patches for critical vulnerabilities hits next week." InformationWeek 11/10
"Microsoft's Marketing Malfeasance: Microsoft is almost a month into actively marketing its Surface tablet, its first branded smartphone, and a radically new and unique Windows 8, and the brand has settled into a comfortably routine communications strategy. I expected more for a rumored $1.5 billion price tag. Microsoft should have, too." Forbes 11/10
"Why Microsoft Is Working Right Now" Seeking Alpha 11/10
"Windows Phone 8 offers relief from carrier bloatware" ZDNet 11/10
"Microsoft Software Provides Instant Chinese Translation In User's Own Voice" redOrbit 11/10
"Microsoft Corp. Investing in Brazil for Research Center" eStocksDaily [Free Registration Required] 11/10
"How Microsoft Lit Up London's Night Sky to Launch Halo 4" Wired 11/10
"Intel, HP tout newest Itanium server technology" Reuters 11/10
"Manufacturer sues IBM over SAP project 'disaster': An IBM worker allegedly called the project the worst SAP implementation they'd ever seen" PC Advisor 11/10
"IBM surprised by Avantor lawsuit, calls claims exaggerated" Reuters 11/10
"IBM Delivers New Software to Help Organizations Build Smarter Products" The Financial 11/10
"Intel NUC to show Raspberry Pi how DIY PCs are done" Stuff Magazine 11/10
"Intel's Irish Staff Insecure about Jobs" TopNews 11/10
"Intel stock hits another 52-week low, then rallies" Associated Press 11/10
"Apple is a Screaming Buy around $530" The Motley Fool 11/10
"Manic market back to buying Apple: at least for today: Cue the cliche about what a difference a day makes: especially when we're talking about shares of Apple." CNET News 11/9
"Apple, its mojo and Doug Kass: A hedge fund manager who helped drive the stock from $670 to $534 is buying now" Fortune 11/9
"The Apple question: Buy low or let 'er fall?" The Globe and Mail [Free Registration Required] 11/9
"Apple dividend better than Treasurys" MarketWatch 11/9
"Doug Kass: Time to Buy Apple Again" WSJ Blogs 11/9
"Asia Markets: Asia stocks mostly lower, but China advances/Chinese stocks bucked a broadly lower Asian market trend Monday, helped by trade data released over the weekend, but most other indexes fell on worry about possible U.S. tax hikes and spending cuts." MarketWatch 9:33 PM
"A Fiscal Cliff, a Black Hole for Yield" Barron's 11/10
"U.S. stocks edge up but post weekly losses: S&P, Dow have worst week since June in terms of percentage drop" MarketWatch 11/9
"U.S. Stocks Rise as Data Overshadow Fiscal Cliff Concern" Bloomberg 11/9
"Stocks Climb as Data Offset Fiscal Worries" FOXBusiness 11/9
"Stocks Finish Tough Week With Slight Gains" TheStreet 11/9
"'Cliff' Fears Give Stocks Worst Week Since June" CNBC 11/9
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