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MacSurfer's Archive: Tuesday, July 8, 2014
 

 

 
Apple/Macintosh
  • "Late late majority: Seven years after the iPhone was launched, 70% of the US population is using smartphones. Smartphones existed before the iPhone so the category is older than seven years but as far as adoption goes this is nearly the fastest ever."  asymco 7:30 AM
  • "Agreement for new Apple farm approved: The City of Claremont approved Monday night a development agreement with Apple Inc. to annex land into the city for a new solar farm."  Hickory Daily Record, NC 7:25 AM
  • "Apple Strikes Deal for Third Solar Farm at North Carolina Data Center" MacRumors 7:48 AM
  • "Apple acquires land to build another solar power farm in North Carolina" 9to5Mac 7:48 AM
  • "Apple and Google ordered to revise app store refund policies in South Korea: South Korea's Fair Trade Commission has forced the app stores to remove non-refundable clauses --and hopes the policy will become a benchmark for other countries." CNET 7:27 AM
  • "Apple picks up two engineers from spun down Nike FuelBand team" AppleInsider 7:10 PM
OS X
News
  • "OS X 10.10 Yosemite: New in Developer Preview 3" FairerPlatform 7:17 AM
AppleCare/Troubleshooting
  • "Mavericks - freezes and OS X problems handling hardware and network issues; strange change after Time Machine restore; plus Apple Mail bug vs. HIPAA" MacInTouch 3:58 PM
Reviews/How-To/Tips
  • "InfoClick review: Find what you're looking for in Apple Mail" Macworld 7:12 AM
  • "Apple Airport Utility how to display more information" Jackenhack 7:11 AM
  • "How to Manage OS X Notifications and Notification Center" The Mac Observer 4:13 PM
  • "Fix Spotlight continually re-indexing your hard drive" MacIssues 7:44 AM
  • "The Coolest Mac Screen Grab App You're Likely To Never Use" Mac 360 7:17 AM
  • "A Better Way To Do Browser Bookmarks" Mac 360 7:16 AM
  • "Simplenote vs. Evernote: A Tale Of 2 Mac Notes Apps" McSolo 7:16 AM
Op/Ed
  • "iWant: Badges on iTunes Playlists Showing How Many Items They Contain" Kirkville 7:44 AM
Press Releases
  • "Return Labels: Create return address labels on your Mac" Splasm Software 11:11 AM
  • "iBeacons Enable Proximity Messaging at July MacAdmins Conference" prMac 7:14 AM
  • "Migrate Old Mailboxes with the All New Stellar Mail Converter for Mac" prMac 7:13 AM
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Apple Maps Engineer Moving to Uber: Uber has poached Chris Blumenberg, a senior engineering manager who worked on Apple Maps, according to three people familiar with the move. Blumenberg was one of the first engineers to work on the iPhone software and was a senior leader on Apple's iOS team." The Information 11:16 AM
  • "Bye Google Maps: Apple brings its Maps to the web for Find my iPhone" 9to5Mac 11:16 AM
  • "Google gives way to Apple Maps on the web in new Find my iPhone beta" AppleInsider 11:17 AM
  • "Apple Maps hits the Web to power 'Find My iPhone' feature" VentureBeat 11:25 AM
  • "How most World Cup teams used Mac only software from Sportstec to improve game performance" TUAW 3:50 PM
  • "Samsung and Apple Devices Dominate Smartphone Device Model – ABI" MacPrices 7:20 AM
  • "Quantcast: US iOS users twice as active on the web as Android devices" Electronista 7:46 AM
  • "Target now discounting iPhones, iPads, iPod touch" Electronista 7:46 AM
  • "Foxconn's robots will only assist humans building the iPhone 6, not replace them" BGR 7:20 PM
  • "Foxconn brings in 10,000 robots to assist with iPhone 6 assembly" O'Grady's PowerPage 8:53 AM
  • "iPhones killed the celebrity autograph, says Taylor Swift" Cult of Mac 8:19 AM
  • "Apple Plans July Opening for Basel Apple Store in Swiss Watch Home Turf" The Mac Observer 2:38 PM
  • "Oklahoma farmer loses iPhone in grain pit, finds it in Japan 9 months later" TUAW 11:25 AM
  • "Oklahoma Man's Lost iPhone Found Nine Months Later in Japan" MacTrast 11:27 AM
  • "Apple Launches Stealth eBay Store to Sell Refurbished iPhones?" iClarified 2:40 PM
  • "Apple's 'Secret' eBay Store Returns" TechCrunch 3:59 PM
  • "Apple's former Retail chief Ron Johnson was not a good student at Stanford" iDownload Blog 11:26 AM
  • "Apple celebrates diversity and equality in new 'Pride' video" iDownload Blog 7:45 AM
  • "Apple Pride Video Shows Heartwarming Solidarity" Apple Gazette 7:30 AM
Non-Apple News
  • "Google Invents a Binocular Variant of Google Glass with an Advanced Heads-Up-Display System" Patently Mobile 5:09 PM
  • "Entrepeneur to Google: Google Places bad info killed my restaurant" Electronista 2:40 PM
  • "Buyer beware: The hidden costs of free software for nonprofits" BetaNews 12:45 PM
  • "The FAA Is Deciding If Planesharing Apps Are Legal" TechCrunch 11:28 AM
  • "Intel, Samsung create competing Internet of Things group" CNET 11:15 AM
  • "Samsung's Profits Decline on Weak Smartphone Sales" The Mac Observer 11:11 AM
  • "Samsung Profits Plummet 24% on Slow Smartphone Sales" Patently Apple 10:22 AM
Publications/Podcasts
  • "MGG 509: WiFi Answers with Wi-Fi Guru Alf Watt of iStumbler" The Mac Observer 4:13 PM
  • "Vector 48: 64-bit, Metal, and the state of the chipsets" iMore 11:15 AM
Hardware/Software
  • "Apple iPhone 6 sapphire display rumors fly: Monday's round of rumors claim Apple is going to use sapphire crystal display cover glass on its 4.7-inch iPhone 6." CNET 7:27 AM
  • "iPhone 6 leaks show a device begging for extreme torture-testing" CNET 3:59 PM
  • "iPhone 6 (iPhone Air): Release Date, Rumors, News, Specs, and More" Digital Trends 7:46 AM
  • "Apple's iPhone 6 Will Probably Have an Unscratchable Screen" Time 8:22 AM
  • "Apple's 'IPhone 6' survives brutal stabbing: Is this really the new Jesus phone?" The Register 8:01 AM
  • "See This Paper-Thin iPhone 6 Screen Go Through An Extreme Torture Test — It's Almost Indestructible" Business Insider 8:16 AM
  • "The 'iPhone 6' Color Choices Are Familiar" AppAdvice 11:17 AM
  • "iPhone 6 Will Come In Gold, Silver And Gray" AppleBitch 1:28 PM
  • "iOS 8 Tips Apple's Health Hand With Homegrown Step And Calorie Counting Features" TechCrunch 11:17 AM
  • "Drinking too much coffee? Apple's iOS 8 will let you know" VentureBeat 11:25 AM
  • "iOS 8 Beta 3 Arrives with iCloud, Handoff, etc Improvements" Tapscape 7:16 AM
Granted Apple Patents
  • "Apple Granted 51 Patents Covering Thunderbolt & Much More" Patently Apple 8:51 AM
  • "Apple Granted a Patent for Fused Glass Device Housings" Patently Apple 7:15 AM
  • "Apple patents method of building seamless all-glass iOS devices, monitors and TVs" AppleInsider 7:48 AM
  • "Apple Granted a Patent for a Secure Enclave Processor" Patently Apple 7:16 AM
  • "Future MacBook MagSafe connectors could also provide data transfer" Apple Daily Report 7:15 AM
  • "Apple granted patent for integrating Maps with other iOS apps" Apple Daily Report 11:18 AM
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "Cublitz For iPhone And iPad Is Temporarily Available For Free (Normally $0.99)" Apple Sliced 8:51 AM
  • "ElectroChuck -The Wire Loop Game For iPhone Is Free Right Now (Previously $0.99)" Apple Sliced 8:51 AM
  • "Oil Baron Black Gold For iPhone And iPad Is Free Today (Was $1.99)" Apple Sliced 8:51 AM
  • "15" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 7:31 AM
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 7:31 AM
  • "MacBook Air Prices & Sales" MacPrices 7:31 AM

Reviews/How-To/Tutorials/Tips
Reviews
  • "Review: Creative's Sound Blaster Roar SR20 heavy on features, light on bass" AppleInsider 9:28 PM
  • "Drobo's venerable 4-bay array gains USB 3.0 speed boost" TUAW 7:26 PM
  • "Review: Dog & Bone Backbone Wireless Charging Case + Pad, Battery for iPhone 5/5s" iLounge 11:26 AM
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "Digital Art: Investing and Viewing Online with [S]edition -Bangkok Post, Life" eXtensions 9:26 PM
  • "Lenka for iOS review: A solid photography app, but the interface needs work" CNET 8:01 AM
  • "Play+ for YouTube review: A native Mac app for frequent YouTube viewers" Macworld 8:57 AM
  • "Appidemic: Netwars interactive graphic novel for iOS" TechnologyTell 7:31 AM
  • "Review: Hitman Go gives iOS assassins a turn" TechnologyTell 7:31 AM
  • "'World of Tanks Blitz' Review - A Fine Addition To Wargaming's Cannon Canon" Touch Arcade 9:23 AM
  • "Bricks Review: This twisted take on Breakout deftly avoids being too minimal for its own good." 148Apps 11:17 AM
  • "Globber's Escape Review: Its inspirations are obvious, but Globber's Escape's frantic arcade gameplay still delivers." 148Apps 9:23 AM
  • "Haste Review: Create as many words as possible within the time limit in this simple yet fast-paced real-time multiplayer game." 148Apps 8:20 AM
How-To/Tutorial
  • "How to check movie ratings with Siri" iMore 11:26 AM
  • "How to enable automatic downloads for Newsstand subscriptions" iMore 7:45 AM
  • "How to use print-on-demand book services" Macworld 7:12 AM
Tips
  • "Custom keyboards in iOS 8: Explained" iMore 9:01 PM
Analysis/Commentary/Editorial/Opinion
  • "The lame name game" Macworld 7:34 PM
  • "While the Media Falsely Claims Apple is Declining: What About Samsung?" The Tech Night Owl 7:26 PM
  • "'Tim Cook: Damned If He Does, Damned If He Doesn't'" Steven's Blog 4:56 PM
  • "Should Samsung Fear the Next iPhone?" Bloomberg TV 4:40 PM
  • "Siri 'Just Thrilled' About iOS 8, but Sad About Lack of Stage Time at WWDC" MacRumors 4:14 PM
  • "Article: Relax, It's Just a Dirty Lightning Connector" SchwarzTech 2:39 PM
  • "Gartner analyst: Macs will be immune to the PC decline for at least two more years" Apple Daily Report 2:37 PM
  • "Is Apple failing to gain traction in China's smartphone market?" Apple Daily Report 12:08 PM
  • "iPads Could Face Downturn as Attention Shifts to Wearable Devices" PadGadget 11:27 AM
  • "In case of emergency, place your finger on Touch ID" iMore 11:26 AM
  • "Steve Jobs was right: Tablet sales set to topple the PC market" Cult of Mac 11:19 AM
  • "The lame name game" Macworld 11:17 AM
  • "Why did Walmart reduce its prices for Apple's iPhone?"  Market Realist 8:23 AM
  • "Should You Upgrade To Apple's iOS 8 Beta 3 Or OS X Yosemite Developer Preview 3?" AppAdvice 8:20 AM
  • "How Siri's ultimate killer feature could be remembering" Cult of Mac 8:19 AM
  • "Could Apple Inc.'s iPhone 6 Be Lacking on This Important Feature?" The Motley Fool 8:13 AM
  • "Market share of iPhone may increase as U.S. smartphone growth tails off, predicts analyst" 9to5Mac 8:02 AM
  • "Tim Cook Damned if He Does, Damned if He Doesn't"  Daring Fireball 7:48 AM
  • "Storyboards, Size Classes, and Split Screens: The Shape of Things to Come?" Magenic 7:21 AM
  • "Mobile health: Who'll keep your secrets, Apple, or Google?"  Computerworld 7:19 AM
  • "On The iPhone 6 And iPhone Screen Sizes" PixoBebo 7:16 AM
  • "The Rise And Fall And Rise Of Apple" Mac 360 7:16 AM
  • "Could wearables like an iWatch replace smartphones within a decade?" Apple Daily Report 7:15 AM
Non-Apple
  • "Dear Microsoft: I am begging you to make sure Windows 9 doesn't suck" BGR 4:14 PM
  • "AIA: Trimble's new Concept Apps on Google's Project Tango Look Compelling" Architosh 2:38 PM
  • "Android Wear Review: The Watch That Wants to Save You From Your Phone" Time 11:28 AM
  • "Taylor Swift is right about music, and the industry should act on her ideas" Gigaom 11:26 AM
  • "Must-know: Why Google acquired the music streaming service Songza" Market Realist 8:23 AM
  • "How to train your smart home and does the internet of things need an OS?" Gigaom 8:01 AM
  • "The Rise And Fall Of Microsoft" Mac 360 7:16 AM
Humor/Cartoons
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "CapMac Launches Here For You Initiative, Putting Austin on the Accessibility Map" The Mac Observer 9:15 PM
  • "Apple posts iTunes U 2.0 update with Discussions, creation tools and more" iDownload Blog 4:14 PM
  • "Apple Brings Better Discussion, iPad Course Creation To iTunes U" TechCrunch 3:59 PM
  • "iTunes U graduates to 2.0 with new course discussion features" Cult of Mac 6:07 PM
  • "Apple Releases iTunes U 2.0 with Course Creation on iPad, Improved Student Interaction" The Mac Observer 6:51 PM
  • "CAIL Commercializes Mobile Design Platform for Enterprises to Create Apps Fast - with No Coding" Business Wire 1:27 PM
  • "Tabitop Turns Your iPad Into a Virtual Windows PC" PadGadget 11:28 AM
  • "Readdle Updates Documents 5 With Background Music, Continuous Scroll, Full-Featured Book Reader" iClarified 11:26 AM
  • "New Brain-training App Brain+ Launches in U.S., Canada and U.K." PRNewswire 9:11 AM
  • "Velocity by Athla, the First Hands-Free Speed Radar App for Sports, Hits Apple's App Store: New app gives coaches, young athletes, and parents the precision of a professional radar gun in a mobile app, along with a community for comparing speeds, and mirroring technology to bring a stadium experience to homes and neighborhoods." PRNewswire 9:11 AM
  • "Kensington's New 'Trapper Keeper' Case Brings High School Style to the iPad" PadGadget 8:23 AM
  • "Bandai Namco Pulling 'Tales of Phantasia' on iOS, Will Become 'Unusable' on August 28th" Touch Arcade 8:16 AM
  • "Normals are 3D-printed earbuds made just for you: At $199, custom earbuds are finally within reach" The Verge 8:15 AM
  • "Kids Can Be The Ultimate BBQ Pitmaster With Bamba BBQ For iOS" prMac 7:13 AM
  • "Knowledge Poker 1.0 - A Unique Learning Game for iOS Now Available" prMac 7:13 AM
  • "Only the Smartest Can Win - Turn On the Lightbulbs in Light 'em Up 1.0" prMac 7:13 AM
  • "Movie Genius 4.0 - Popular Movie App Now Includes Full iPad Support" prMac 7:13 AM
  • "Pizo launched on iOS to help kids improve cognitive skills with puzzles" prMac 7:13 AM
  • "Yacha - The viral messenger creates havoc in LA and Dubai" prMac 7:13 AM
  • "One Direction Skateboarding Game Available in the App Store for free" prMac 7:13 AM
  • "Week Timer 3.0 - Time reporting with a new look" prMac 7:13 AM
  • "Listen and Learn: Banjo for iPad makes learning music by ear fun" prMac 7:13 AM
  • "1000+ Beautiful HD Wallpapers Free for iOS 7" prMac 7:13 AM
Computer Industry
  • "Samsung, Intel, Dell team up on standards for connected gadgets" Reuters 7:01 AM
  • "Intel, Samsung and others create new Qualcomm-free internet of things consortium" Gigaom 6:27 AM
  • "Intel, Samsung join forces to streamline connectivity for the Internet of Things" Engadget 6:28 AM
  • "Samsung, Dell and Intel form Internet of Things development group" V3 7:03 AM
  • "Dell, Intel, Samsung And Others Form Open Interconnect Consortium To Promote IoT Standard" Microsoft News 7:03 AM
  • "Dell, Intel and Samsung form internet of things partnership" SiliconRepublic 7:03 AM
  • "Samsung, Intel and Dell create a consortium for connected devices" Android Central 7:04 AM
  • "Intel announces IoT Open Interconnect Consortium" bit-tech 7:04 AM
  • "Samsung, Intel, Dell partner to create device connection standard" Seeking Alpha 6:29 AM
  • "Dell Alienware Straps NVIDIA's Big Gun Titan Z Into Aurora Gaming System" HotHardware 7:18 PM
  • "Intel enlists Panasonic as foundry client: Opts for 14nm manufacturing" TechRadar UK 7:03 AM
  • "Intel to make 14nm chips for Panasonic AV equipment" Hexus 7:04 AM
  • "Intel to fabricate custom chips for Panasonic" VR-Zone 7:04 AM
  • "Intel: Can The PC Market Keep It Chugging?" Seeking Alpha 9:39 AM
  • "Intel Earnings Preview: Dominating AMD And Maybe Micron Next" Seeking Alpha 2:57 PM
  • "PC sales recover - but it doesn't help Microsoft much" PC Pro [Free Registration Required] 7:10 AM
  • "Microsoft Is No Longer Windows First: Redmond is now strongly focused on making sure all your devices play nicely with one another, no matter where you are or what OS you're running." Redmond Magazine 7:11 AM
  • "Microsoft could launch Surface Mini in US this summer: reports" Relaxnews 7:33 AM
  • "Microsoft Store to sell two Windows Phones from BLU Products, priced at $99 and $199" Neowin 6:35 AM
  • "Another leak confirms that Windows 8 is a goner, Windows 9 coming this year" The Inquirer 7:12 AM
  • "Microsoft: A Nail In The Coffin For The Windows Phone" Seeking Alpha 2:58 PM
  • "Microsoft warns of pending support deadlines for Windows 7, Office 2010 SP1, Windows Server 2003, and more/Summary: Microsoft officials are beginning to sound the support warning bell for customers running a number of its popular products, including Windows 7, Windows Server 2008, Windows Server 2003, and more." ZDNet 8:26 PM
  • "Microsoft To Abandon The Bastard Child Of Windows Phone In Two Months" TechCrunch 8:25 PM
  • "Surface Pro 3 updates bring improved battery life, updated Type Cover reliability" Neowin 4:36 PM
  • "Microsoft rolls out July firmware updates for all Surface tablet models" ZDNet 4:37 PM
  • "Microsoft to try again to deliver an Azure 'cloud in a box' appliance/Summary: Microsoft is planning to try again to deliver preconfigured racks of servers to enterprise users and partners in the hope of convincing them to start moving toward the cloud." ZDNet 4:37 PM
  • "Microsoft's OneNote has a nifty new screenshot feature" Neowin 9:38 PM
  • "Hewlett-Packard Company Bonds: Default Risk Continues To Drop" Seeking Alpha 4:38 PM
  • "HP Unveils New Printing Technologies for Mobile Users: HP's new technologies are targeted at printing and personal systems creating new style of IT, enhancing the best end-user experience for today's business environments." PCQuest 7:02 AM
  • "Oracle Upgrades Virtualization Server For OpenStack: Oracle VM 3.3 includes a technology preview of its OpenStack distribution, enables virtualized Oracle databases to run in the cloud." InformationWeek 11:27 AM
  • "Oracle Mobile Application Framework Arrives" Dr. Dobb's 7:12 AM
  • "Cisco Buying Rackspace Would Boost Both Companies" TheStreet 7:02 AM
  • "PC Market: Don't Call It A Revival/Ultramobile hybrids and Windows XP upgrades have slowed the bleeding but the PC slump hasn't ended." InformationWeek 11:23 AM
  • "Urban Observatory Maps Comparisons Between Cities: Urban data map, bound for the Smithsonian by way of Esri's user conference, was created in partnership with Richard Saul Wurman, architect, graphic designer, and founder of the TED conference." InformationWeek 11:27 AM
  • "Tech Leaders On Speed Vs. Risk: InformationWeek Video" InformationWeek 11:27 AM
  • "Assembly Line Porn: How Your Tech Is Made" PC Magazine 11:28 AM
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "Apple Hits 52-Week High on Growing Anticipation for iWatch" Zacks 8:23 AM
  • "Apple iPhone 6 Rumors Are Pushing This Hot Stock Higher" The Motley Fool 8:26 AM
  • "Why Apple Shares Remain a Bargain Despite Reaching New Highs" TheStreet 8:26 AM
  • "Apple: Why The Cash Issue Is So Important" Seeking Alpha 8:12 AM
  • "InvenSense Looks All Set To Benefit From Apple" Seeking Alpha 8:13 AM
  • "Apple's iWatch could hit this Swiss watchmaker" CNBC 11:15 AM
Industry News
  • "Tech Stocks: Google, Twitter and Facebook lead tech retreat; Groupon up/Daily deals company rises on upgrade" MarketWatch 10:10 AM
  • "Ouch. Dow drops under 17,000" CNNMoney 10:11 AM
  • "Stock Market Today: Stock Futures Slip Ahead of Alcoa's Earnings" TheStreet 8:17 AM
  • "U.S. Stocks End Lower: Alcoa Due to Report Earnings After the Closing Bell" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 4:38 PM
  • "Asia Markets: Japan stocks fall to one-week low on weak U.S. cues/Following a negative lead from the U.S. overnight, Japanese stocks extended losses on Tuesday to their lowest closing level in one week." MarketWatch 7:22 AM
  • "Europe Markets: European stocks slump for third day after weak German data/Air France-KLM slumps after lowering guidance/European stock markets declined for a third straight day on Tuesday, after weak trade data from Germany added to evidence that economic activity in the country has slowed down." MarketWatch 7:22 AM
  • "Most active Nasdaq-traded stocks: Nasdaq's 10 most active stocks at 1 p.m." Associated Press 1:43 PM
  • "Midday Glance: Computer companies/Computer companies shares down at 1 p.m." Associated Press 1:43 PM

 
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