"Apple Unveils Apple Watch—Apple's Most Personal Device Ever" ["'With Apple Watch, we've developed multiple technologies and an entirely new user interface specifically for a device that's designed to be worn. It blurs the boundary between physical object and user interface,' said Jony Ive, Apple's senior vice president of Design. 'We've created an entire range of products that enable unparalleled personalization.'"] Apple 2:01 PM
"Apple Unveils Apple Watch—Apple's Most Personal Device Ever" Business Wire 2:04 PM
"Apple Watch Video featuring Jony Ive narration" Apple 2:35 PM
"The Apple Watch collection features highly polished stainless steel and space black stainless steel cases. The display is protected by sapphire crystal. And there's a choice of three different leather bands, a link bracelet, a Milanese loop, and a band made from high-performance fluoroelastomer." Apple 2:37 PM
"The Sport collection cases are made from lightweight anodized aluminum in silver and space gray. The display is protected by strengthened Ion-X glass. And the matching fluoroelastomer band comes in five different colors." Apple 2:37 PM
"The Edition collection features six uniquely elegant expressions of Apple Watch. Each has a watch case crafted from 18-karat gold that our metallurgists have developed to be up to twice as hard as standard gold. The display is protected by polished sapphire crystal. And an exquisitely designed band provides a striking complement." Apple 2:37 PM
"All watches tell time. This one helps you make the most of it.: It's an incredibly accurate timepiece. A device that helps you stay on schedule, in touch, and headed in the right direction. And a health and fitness companion that never stops thinking of ways for you to be more active and fit. Apple Watch is all these things. Which makes it so much more than just a watch. But precisely what we think a watch should be." Apple 2:37 PM
"There's an Apple Watch for everyone.: Selecting a watch is very personal. As with all things you wear, how it looks is at least as important as what it does. So we set out to make Apple Watch something you'll love to use every day. As well as something you can't wait to put on every morning." Apple 2:36 PM
"Apple Watch: Innovation in every interaction." [Technology] Apple 2:36 PM
"iPhone 6: Bigger than bigger/iPhone 6 isn't simply bigger — it's better in every way. Larger, yet dramatically thinner. More powerful, but remarkably power efficient. With a smooth metal surface that seamlessly meets the new Retina HD display. It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure." Apple 2:34 PM
"iPhone 6 Video featuring Jony Ive narration" Apple 2:33 PM
"Apple Announces iPhone 6 & iPhone 6 Plus—The Biggest Advancements in iPhone History: Dramatically Thin Design Features Stunning Retina HD Displays, Powerful A8 Chip, Advanced Cameras & Apple Pay" Apple 2:05 PM
"Apple Announces iPhone 6 & iPhone 6 Plus—The Biggest Advancements in iPhone History" Business Wire 2:04 PM
"Apple Announces iOS 8 Available September 17: Introduces New Messages & Photos Features, QuickType Keyboard, Extensibility, iCloud Drive & New Health App" Apple 2:05 PM
"Apple Announces iOS 8 Available September 17" Business Wire 2:03 PM
"Apple Announces Apple Pay: Transforming Mobile Payments with an Easy, Secure & Private Way to Pay" Apple 2:05 PM
"Visa and Apple Opening a New Era of Payments on Mobile Devices" Business Wire 2:18 PM
"MasterCard Works with Apple to Integrate Apple Pay" Business Wire 2:18 PM
"Whole Foods Market® among First Merchants to Integrate with Apple Pay" Business Wire 2:04 PM
"Staples to Support Apple Pay® in Stores This Fall" Business Wire 2:04 PM
"Groupon Announces Integration with Apple Pay" Business Wire 2:18 PM
"Apple & U2 Release 'Songs of Innocence' Exclusively for iTunes Store Customers: Biggest Album Release Ever in History—Gifted to Over Half a Billion Music Fans by Apple" Apple 2:06 PM
"Apple & U2 Release 'Songs of Innocence' Exclusively for iTunes Store Customers" Business Wire 2:06 PM
"Apple just got its mojo back: Tim Cook & Co. brought their A-Game to Apple's launch event on Tuesday, putting on one of the most impressive presentations in the company's illustrious history." CNNMoney 8:07 PM
"Fashion world divided on first look at Apple Watch" Reuters 9:12 PM
"iPhone 6: Designed in California, Leaked in China/Are all those online iPhone 6 videos and rumors a problem for Apple?" Foreign Policy 6:49 PM
"Apple Unveils Smartwatch, Its First New Product in 4 Years: Company Pushes Device's Health Benefits, Plans to Start Selling It Next Year at $349" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 2:44 PM
"Apple unveils smartwatch and new phones" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 2:16 PM
"Apple unveils the Watch, larger iPhones at star-studded event" Reuters 3:07 PM
"Apple supersizes the iPhone 6, joins the big-screen era at last: The consumer electronics giant upgrades its iPhones on the inside and outside with larger and higher resolution screens and better chips." CNET 2:48 PM
"Apple's Live Feed Sputters, Marring Debut of New IPhones" Bloomberg 3:07 PM
"U2 surprise Apple event with new album released for free on iTunes" Reuters 9:13 PM
"Apple Introduces Payment Service Called Apple Pay: Company Working With American Express, Mastercard, Visa on Payment Service" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 2:44 PM
"Today, Tim Cook Will Make The Most Important Speech Of His Entire Life" Business Insider 7:57 AM
"At Apple's product unveiling, Mayo takes a big role: Mayo hopes the product will encourage patients to use smart gadgets to track their health, despite some concerns over data collection and security." Minneapolis Star-Tribune 7:56 AM
"Apple iPhone 6 Launch: What to Expect" PC Magazine 11:45 AM
"Judge declines to overrule California jury in Apple's favor or grant retrial in 2nd Samsung case" Foss Patents 7:52 AM
"Apple denied retrial of Samsung patent case in California: The court also denied most of Apple's other motions" IDG News Service 8:15 AM
"Court Denies Retrial in Second Apple v Samsung Patent Case" The Mac Observer 11:11 AM
"Preliminary opinion of European Patent Office: Apple's rubber-banding patent invalid in Europe" Foss Patents 7:52 AM
"IBM Executive fills in critical details about Apple partnership: In an interview with Tech Pro Research, IBM executive Glenn Finch answers questions about the Apple partnership, including how IBM's new enterprise apps will be built, sold and supported." Tech Pro Research 8:08 AM
"U2, Apple and the Deal Behind Getting 'Songs of Innocence' Free of Charge: A decade after releasing 'How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb,' U2 was front and center in a presentation that could have been called 'how to hype a new tech product.'" WSJ Blogs 7:49 PM
"Apple Paying U2 and Universal Lump Sum for Free 'Songs of Innocence" The Mac Observer 7:50 PM
"iPhone 6: Apple-Mayo Clinic Team-Up Could Be Smart Medicine" Forbes 7:15 PM
"The must-see moments from Apple's iPhone event: Watch the highlights everyone is talking about from Apple's September 9 show." CNET 2:47 PM
"Apple's New Mobile Wallet Lets You Pay With a Tap of Your iPhone" Wired 2:46 PM
"Apple Pay delivers a double whammy, bridging in-store and online mobile payments" Gigaom 2:20 PM
"Red carpet rundown: Celebrities spotted at Apple's iPhone 6 launch/Celebrities have turned out in droves for the Apple press event in California today where the company has announced the iPhone 6 and a wearable device called simply 'Apple Watch'." CNET 2:23 PM
"Apple's New Payment System Seen Benefiting Card Networks" Bloomberg 3:07 PM
"Visa launches new service to secure online payments" Reuters 3:07 PM
"iTunes App Store Reaches 1.3 Million Mobile Applications" TechCrunch 12:24 PM
"Sprint's 'IPhone for Life' Plan Lets Users Upgrade Every 2 Years" Bloomberg 8:27 PM
"Sprint debuts new 'iPhone for Life' plan with unlimited data and iPhone upgrades every two years" 9to5Mac 8:26 PM
"Verizon offers free iPhone 6 with trade-in, 2-year contract: Looking to get a jump on the iPhone 6 market, the wireless carrier will take trade-ins for the iPhone 4, 4S, 5, 5C, and 5S." CNET 9:00 PM
"Verizon offers iPhone 6 for free" CNNMoney 7:49 PM
"ABC News teases 'exclusive access' following Apple's 'historic announcement'" TUAW 8:31 AM
"U2 To Play 'Significant Part' In Apple's iPhone Event Tuesday" Digital Trends 8:29 AM
"Regardless of denials, a musical surprise is coming to the iPhone 6 launch event" BGR 8:08 AM
"iPhone 6 fans camp outside London Apple store: Flash" Telegraph 11:45 AM
"Gwen Stefani, Dr. Dre headed to Apple event" AppAdvice 11:44 AM
"The $0.99 Amazon Fire and iPhone Pricing" 24/7 Wall St. 7:50 AM
Live Coverage of Apple Event
"Live video from our special event will be right here. And so will a whole lot more. Join us at Apple.com on September 9 at 10 a.m. PDT to follow every moment." Apple 8:02 AM
"Apple's Live Streaming Undergoing Massive Fail, Twitter Freaks Out" The Mac Observer 12:26 PM
"Apple's iPhone and wearables event liveblog!" Engadget 12:07 PM
"TUAW Liveblog of the September 9, 2014 Apple Event" TUAW 11:58 AM
"Live From Apple's iPhone 6 Event" PC Magazine 11:45 AM
"RIP: Apple removes iPod Classic from website" Cult of Mac 2:47 PM
"Probably Final iPhone 6 Specs and Features Revealed By Hands On Report" G for Games 7:59 AM
"Supposed iPhone 6 ran through Geekbench, once again suggests 1 GB RAM, dual-core A8" 9to5Mac 7:59 AM
"A New Leak Might Have Revealed Almost Every Detail About The iPhone 6 Ahead Of Apple's Announcement" Business Insider 8:09 AM
"Leaked pics may be our first look at the gold iPhone 6" BGR 10:37 AM
"Apple's next iPhone: before the launch, everything you need to know" Gearburn 8:17 AM
"Greater dev access to iOS 8 will put us at risk from hackers: Knocking holes in Apple's walled garden could backfire, says securo-chap" The Register 8:28 AM
"Apple's 4.7-Inch iPhone 6 to use Qualcomm Cat 4 LTE modem, components by Avago, Skyworks" Brightwire 8:33 AM
"Samsung Laptops Are More Reliable Than Apple (Report)" LAPTOP Magazine 11:42 AM
Granted Apple Patents
"USPTO Grants Apple an iDevice Waterproofing Patent" Patently Apple 8:06 AM
"Apple Wins a Patent for an Oculus Rift-Like Display System" Patently Apple 8:06 AM
"Patent filing hints at better speakers in future Mac laptops" Apple Daily Report 8:07 AM
"Apple granted patent for tailoring multimedia content based on your behavior" Apple Daily Report 8:07 AM
Price Trackers/Deals
"UnWord For iPhone And iPad Is Temporarily Available For Free (Normally $0.99)" Apple Sliced 10:30 AM
"Brain Bust -Brain Training For iPhone And iPad Is Free Right Now (Previously $1.99)" Apple Sliced 10:30 AM
"Video 2 Photo -Extract Still Pictures From Movies For iPhone And iPad Is Free Today (Was $1.99)" Apple Sliced 10:30 AM
"15" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 7:48 AM
"13" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 7:48 AM
"'Super Monkey Ball Bounce' Review - Super Monkey Peggle" Touch Arcade 8:31 AM
"'Gemini Strike' Review - A Freemium Shooter That's a Blast" Touch Arcade 11:44 AM
"Etherlords Review: It could do with a better tutorial, but Etherlords is an appealing mash-up of card battling and world building. It looks great, too." 148Apps 11:43 AM
"Mikey Boots Review: Mikey Boots is a fine third instalment in the excellent Mikey series of platformers." 148Apps 10:36 AM
"Face Invaders Review: Simple to learn and play, Face Invaders is still a quite charming shooter, even if it lacks great depth." 148Apps 8:31 AM
"Swipe & Slash Review: Oh, nevermind. Just another Threes! clone. What? Y-you mean Swipe & Slash is actually a fun RPG-lite dungeon hack using Threes! as a combat engine? Oh, well why didn't you say so?" 148Apps 2:22 PM
"Apple Watch: Disruptive, Profitable, And Yes, The Next Big Thing" Seeking Alpha 6:47 PM
"Apple's Day of Bling and Cha-Ching" BetaNews 6:47 PM
"Thinking Differently, Apple Watch Gets Wrist-Top Tech Right" The Mac Observer 6:42 PM
"What Apple Just Did Was Change the World. Again" The Mac Observer 6:28 PM
"The iPhone 6 Plus, Apple Watch --and other highlights from the Apple event" Computerworld 6:27 PM
"Apple Watch, the world's first real smartwatch, will be a massive hit: Apple's still got it. In spades." MacDailyNews 6:27 PM
"Ask Ars: When should I plan to upgrade my iPhone? How quickly should you trade your old hand-computer in for a new one?" Ars Technica 3:02 PM
"What we didn't get from Apple's iPhone 6 event: Apple announced a pair of new iPhones and an Apple Watch, but here's a quick look at what we didn't hear from Apple today." CNET 2:46 PM
"Apple Watch's battery life is a mystery and that's a problem: No battery life breakthroughs were talked about today" The Verge 2:45 PM
"Rent, don't buy, the new iPhone 6: Pros" CNBC 2:30 PM
"Yes, One More Thing: The Apple Watch!" Tapscape 2:27 PM
"Why isn't it called the Apple iWatch? Apple has launched the Watch to allow people to send emails, make calls and launch apps from their wrist. But why isn't it named the iWatch? And what does that famous Apple 'i' stand for anyway?" Telegraph 2:22 PM
"Apple's 'live streams' of its big media event were mostly dead" AppleDailyReport 6:35 PM
"Apple Event's Live Feed Is a Disaster" Boston Globe [Free Registration Required] 2:21 PM
"This is how today's apps will look on the iPhone 6 and 6 Plus' larger screens" The Verge 2:18 PM
"Is Apple Finally Getting Over Its Allergy To Social Media?" Forbes 2:16 PM
"Don't Be That Person Who Buys a New iPhone Every Year" Yahoo Tech 12:41 PM
"Apple's iPhone and iWatch Unveiling Is Set to Be Biggest Event in Years" NBC News 12:16 PM
"Ruminations on Apple's Media Event: It's Not an 'iWatch" The Mac Observer 11:53 AM
"The Most Significant Apple Development No One Is Talking About" Seeking Alpha 11:43 AM
"Why an Apple iWatch would need an app store" CNET 10:31 AM
"Look at Old Tech Bettered by Apple Products" Bloomberg TV 8:56 AM
"Here's What It Looks Like At Apple's Giant Event Right Now" Business Insider 8:41 AM
"Here's How Apple Can Revolutionize Mobile Payments" Bloomberg TV 8:38 AM
"Bloomberg's Butler - Apple to Fix Jobs' 'Mistake' (Audio)" Bloomberg 8:38 AM
"Apple's New Product Blitz: Tim Cook Builds Suspense" Bloomberg TV 8:38 AM
"Do You Trust $AAPL With Your Wallet?" Bloomberg TV 8:38 AM
"Apple's Sapphire Glass: The End of the Cracked iPhone?" Bloomberg TV 8:37 AM
"You should see the other guys: How smartphones have advanced since the last iPhone update" Macworld 8:37 AM
"Fanboys Don't Love Tech, They Love Attention: I am a fan of Apple, Android, and the evolution of consumer technology. Why aren't you?" PC Magazine 8:28 AM
"iPhone 6: Apple And Mayo Clinic Partnership Could Be Smart Medicine" Forbes 8:28 AM
"One of the iPhone 6's most important new features was just confirmed in a massive leak" BGR 8:27 AM
"The 10 biggest Apple announcements of all time" Cult of Mac 8:17 AM
"Could we have the first Retina iMac by Christmas?" Cult of Mac 8:16 AM
"iOS performance in the spotlight ahead of Apple's launch event" BetaNews 8:15 AM
"Has the bubble burst for Apple?" BetaNews 8:15 AM
"What Will the iWatch Be Called?" Kirkville 8:12 AM
"September 9th Event: In-Depth Look At What To Expect" Apple'n'Apps 8:11 AM
"The Evolution of the Smartwatch: With Apple rumored to be unveiling its take on a smartwatch on Tuesday, take a look at how TIME has covered the devices in the past" Time 8:08 AM
"Production on the iWatch temporarily halted?" Apple Daily Report 8:07 AM
"Prelude to Tomorrow's Big-Ass iPhone Apple Event" Daring Fireball 8:03 AM
"iPhone is like the Predator: A running list of what the iPhone has reportedly tried to 'kill' over the years" The Verge 8:03 AM
"How Apple plans to make iPhone 6 and iWatch must-have devices" BGR 8:03 AM
"What do you want to see most from the iPhone 6 event?" iMore 8:03 AM
"The 5 Steps To Perfect iPhone 6 Security" PixoBebo 7:50 AM
"iPad: Too Complex For People Over 50" Mac 360 7:50 AM
"Worshipping At The Church Of Apple" Mac 360 7:50 AM
"The Debut of Apple Pay Creates a Dynamic New Platform for Powerful First Data Transaction Technology" Business Wire 2:17 PM
"Ventev Mobile Introduces Stylish Line of Ultra-Thin iPhone 6 Cases" Business Wire 2:04 PM
"PerfectServe 4.0 Hits the App Store" Business Wire 11:52 AM
"Geekbench 3.2: I'm excited to announce that Geekbench 3.2, the latest version of our popular cross-platform benchmark, is now available for download." Primate Labs 11:38 AM
"Swrve Announces Support For iOS 8 and iPhone 6" PRNewswire 8:55 AM
"Hasbro and Backflip Studios Release NERF Hoops." 148Apps 8:54 AM
"Swrve Announces Support For iOS 8 and iPhone 6" PRNewswire 8:51 AM
"AppleInsider introduces new mobile edition designed for iPhone's Safari browser" AppleInsider 8:43 AM
"Tehuti Introduces Industry's First Bus Powered, Fanless 10 Gigabit Ethernet (10GbE) Thunderbolt™ 2 Adapter Prototype with 10GBase-T Support at IDF San Francisco" Business Wire 8:40 AM
"Whatsapp for iOS Gets A Ton Of New Features (But No Voice Calling Yet)" Gizmodo 8:29 AM
"Jawbone opens its fitness tracking to Android Wear, Pebble, and the iWatch" The Verge 8:16 AM
"Southwest Airlines updates its official iOS app in line with its 'hearty' new look" AppAdvice 7:58 AM
"Tiny Prints Launches User-Friendly, Interoperable iPad App To Create Luxurious Stationery and Personalized Gifts" MacPrices 7:51 AM
"WaterField Unveils iPhone 6 Spinn Case - An Innovative Leather Holster" prMac 2:16 PM
"Sound Level Meter Pro 2.0 - bringing our best to a whole new level" prMac 11:43 AM
"Kids-Zone - A Safe and Mobile Place for Children to Play and Learn" prMac 10:33 AM
"The Iddly Widdly Piddly Pop-off blasts into the app store" prMac 7:53 AM
"AlphaDigits Top Rated Apps August 2014" prMac 7:52 AM
"Microsoft Near Deal to Buy Minecraft Maker Mojang: Deal May Come This Week, Value Swedish Company at More Than $2 Billion" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 6:43 PM
"Report: Microsoft in discussions to buy 'Minecraft' maker Mojang" Seattle Times 6:48 PM
"Microsoft Said Near $2 Billion Deal for Minecraft Maker" Bloomberg 9:13 PM
"Microsoft Said To Be Close To Purchasing Minecraft's Parent Company For Around $2B" TechCrunch 6:51 PM
"Judge plans to take Microsoft-Samsung contract dispute over Android royalties to trial in early 2015" Foss Patents 7:36 AM
"TechEd2014: Commodity cloud services are on a race to zero - Microsoft/Microsoft's GM of cloud and enterprise, Steven Martin, acknowledged AWS's first mover advantage but remains confident on the outlook for Azure" Computerworld New Zealand 7:28 AM
"Microsoft puts out Oslo for Microsoft Office, calls Delve a milestone: Rolls out Microsoft Office 365 collation and collection cache" The Inquirer 7:50 AM
"Microsoft lanches Office Delve" Seeking Alpha 7:21 AM
"Intel's new 18-core Haswell Xeon chips will try to preempt the ARM server onslaught" ExtremeTech 12:31 PM
"Intel has 22 Hasswell-EP/Grantley CPUs: And lots more coming, one for every market and then some" SemiAccurate 7:45 AM
"Core M inside: Intel sneaks into 2-in-1 devices" EE Times Asia 7:19 AM
"Intel RealSense - What Can YOU Do With It?" I Programmer 8:06 AM
"First Actual Intel Broadwell Core M Benchmarks From IDF 2014" HotHardware 6:35 PM
"Intel Demos Skylake Processor Performance Live At IDF 2014" HotHardware 6:35 PM
"Intel Unveils Android Development Platform For Tablets At IDF" HotHardware 6:35 PM
"HP unveils its AMD-powered 'Chromebook killer' Stream 14 laptop: But it's not as cheap as first thought" The Inquirer 7:50 AM
"HP Z WorkStations and Mobile Workstations Debut" eWeek 8:04 AM
"HP details desktop workstations with Intel Xeon processors" V3 8:54 AM
"HP offers UK SMEs a way to prove security credentials more affordably" BetaNews 8:54 AM
"Dell creates Virtual Smartphone app for Android, iOS phones" PCWorld 8:03 AM
"Dell's 'virtual smartphone': Too much, too late/Dell shows off clever ideas for enterprise mobile device management, but system may be too top-heavy and Dell-centric" InfoWorld 8:03 AM
"Dell rounds out its mobility management suite, adds virtual smartphone/Summary: Dell rolled has been building out its EMM suite in recent months with an aim to offer a cloud-based consolidated view of mobile environments." ZDNet 8:03 AM
"Hands On With Dell Cast: Put Android On A Monitor, But Only With A Dell Venue Tablet" Digital Trends 8:55 AM
"Cisco Systems, Inc. Off Its Highs And Failing To Show Any Real Fight" Benzinga 8:04 AM
"Oracle completes $5.3 billion acquisition of Micros Systems/Summary: Oracle has completed the acquisition of hospitality and retail-based enterprise solutions firm Micros Systems." ZDNet 8:07 AM
"Oracle completes Micros acquisition, forms new global business unit: Oracle makes a big push into hospitality and retail with the addition of Micros" IDG News Service 9:06 AM
"Let's discuss IBM's new block chain internet of things architecture and robots" Gigaom 12:31 PM
"Check out IBM's proposal for an internet of things architecture using Bitcoin's block chain tech" Gigaom 12:31 PM
"SAP chaps cook up Glass Glass style apps for ...WHERE are you off to with that FORKLIFT? Cross-platform ocular softare for warehouse workers" The Register 8:53 AM
"Stocks headed for 2nd straight day of losses" USA Today 3:09 PM
"Stock Market Today: Stocks Fall as Apple Trades Below $100" TheStreet 3:09 PM
"Stocks fall for second day; Apple slips" Associated Press 6:42 PM
"US stocks slip; Home Depot falls on word of data breach; Apple gains ahead of product news" Associated Press 3:08 PM
"U.S. Stocks Extend Losses: Apple Unveils Watch, iPhone 6, Pay Service" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 3:08 PM
"Asia Markets: Tokyo, Sydney markets end firmer/Asian stock markets were mixed Tuesday as profit-taking and a sharply higher dollar exerted both positive and negative impacts on the region." MarketWatch 8:28 AM
"Europe Markets: Morrisons, L'Oréal: Europe's big stock moves/Here are some of the companies whose shares are making notable moves in European trade on Tuesday." MarketWatch 10:10 AM
"Most active Nasdaq-traded stocks: Nasdaq's 10 most active stocks at the close of trading" Associated Press 9:15 PM
"Final Glance: Computer companies/Computer companies shares mixed at the close of trading" Associated Press 9:16 PM
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