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MacSurfer's Archive: Thursday, February 11, 2016
 

 

 
Apple/Macintosh
  • "Let there be light: How Li-Fi could change the Apple ecosystem"  Macworld 7:47 AM
  • "To save the iPad, Apple needs to copy Microsoft: Apple needs to take a long, hard look at why Microsoft is managing to shift so many Surface tablets despite the iPad being a much stronger, better-known brand."  ZDNet 8:49 AM
  • "Les Moonves says talks with Apple have stopped: Last year CBS CEO Les Moonves was bullish about his company's talks with Apple about a possible game-changer in TV."  CNNMoney 2:59 PM
  • "CBS CEO now says company has had no 'recent talks' with Apple about streaming TV service" 9to5Mac 2:59 PM
  • "Why Apple doesn't sell televisions"  BetaNews 8:45 AM
  • "Apple to open first offshore technology development centre in India: The new $25 million facility is set to open in June and is expected to create 4,500 jobs."  ZDNet 7:49 AM
  • "Bill Aims to Keep States From Banning Smartphone Encryption"  TechNewsWorld 8:43 AM
  • "Immersion Files Complaints Against Apple Inc., AT&T Inc., and AT&T Mobility LLC With U.S. International Trade Commission and in U.S. Federal District Court" Immersion 7:18 PM
  • "Immersion Sues Apple for Patent Infringement Over Touch Feedback: Haptic technology company Immersion has filed suit against Apple, claiming that the newest iPhones and Apple Watches infringe on its patents."  Re/code 6:42 PM
  • "Immersion files lawsuit, ITC complaint against Apple's haptic technology" AppleInsider 7:18 PM
  • "PCVA Files Class-Action Lawsuit Against Apple For 'Error 53' Issue: Lawsuit Targets Apple's Policy Of 'Bricking' IPhones During Software Updates Or Restores" PVCA 9:07 PM
  • "Apple Facing Class Action Lawsuit Over 'Error 53' iPhone 6 Bricking" MacRumors 6:43 PM
  • "Law firm follows through with plan to file class action suit against Apple over 'Error 53'" 9to5Mac 9:08 PM
  • "VoIP-Pal Hits Apple, AT&T, Verizon with $7B Patent Lawsuit" The Mac Observer 6:30 PM
OS X
News
  • "OS X 10.11.4 will fix broken Twitter links in Safari" Cult of Mac 8:34 AM
  • "Apple is finally fixing Safari's annoying Twitter bug" The Verge 4:05 PM
AppleCare/Troubleshooting
  • "Sparkle Vulnerability On Mac: What It Is, Find The Affected Apps, How To Fix" Redmond Pie 8:32 PM
  • "I have multiple Apple IDs. What happens if I delete one? You can't delete an Apple ID without losing associated purchases." Macworld 7:46 AM
  • "Apple discussions include a longstanding Spotlight bug with Microsoft Office documents; other Apple software quality problems; hacks for working around compatibility problems with Apple's AirPort Utility app; display resolution issues; iOS compatibility problems; memory costs over the years and how OS X has drawn from Windows." MacInTouch 12:46 PM
  • "Security notes include the Sparkle vulnerability affecting many Mac apps; widespread OSX/Spigot malware/adware; details about credit vs. debit vs. ATM cards; and security issues with older Mac systems." MacInTouch 12:46 PM
Reviews/How-To/Tips
  • "7 Safari superpowers for creatives" Macworld 6:50 PM
  • "Screen sharing from the Messages app: a handy yet under-used feature" iDownload Blog 8:45 AM
  • "Print Selection for OS X can save you ink, paper, time, and money" Apple World Today 7:08 AM
  • "Use Your Mac To Make And Receive Phone Calls" McSolo 8:31 AM
  • "Free And Easy, Encrypt And Decrypt Files On Your Mac" Mac360 8:30 AM
Op/Ed
  • "Internet: What's Old Is New Again" Mac360 8:28 AM
Press Releases
  • "TestFlight updated with support for watchOS 2.2 and iOS 9.3" 9to5Mac 4:06 PM
  • "Syncro Soft, the developer of the Oxygen XML suite of products, announced the immediate availability of version 17.1.1 of its Oxygen XML Web Author." <oXygen/> 8:31 AM
  • "Epic Open-World Fantasy Rpg Cornerstone: The Song Of Tyrim™ Ships April 26th – Pre-Order + Demo Available Now/Phoenix Online Publishing and Overflow Bring Crafting, Combat, Sailing, Physics-Based Puzzles and More to PC, Mac, and Linux" Phoenix Online 8:29 AM
  • "Now Available: The new Silverstack 5" prMac 8:50 AM
  • "InSili.co launches ObjCConverter for Swift - for the Mac App Store" prMac 7:13 AM
  • "IGG Software Unveils New Product Name Banktivity to Replace iBank" prMac 7:13 AM
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Apple working on systems for 'high-end cars' at California 'auto testing center'"  AppleInsider 2:19 PM
  • "Late-night 'motor noises' emanate from Apple's mysterious car testing center"  AppleInsider 12:48 PM
  • "Sage and Apple partner to stuff iPhones, iPads and Apple Watch with SMB apps: Apple and Sage have joined forces to provide a version of Sage Live for iOS, giving iPad and iPhone users an accounting app suitable for small and medium businesses." V3 8:44 AM
  • "Apple Pay suffers first wobble with seven-hour outage" The Inquirer 7:50 AM
  • "Apple Inc. Losing Ground to Samsung in This Important Market: The iDevice maker's revenues contracted in its home market, with a third-party report suggesting it is losing share here." The Motley Fool 8:57 AM
  • "App Annie Reveals Future of the App Economy: $101 Billion by 2020; China to Surpass U.S. This Year" MacPrices 1:43 PM
  • "Apple Music and Sonos launch collaborative ad campaign touting benefits of music" AppleInsider 12:48 PM
  • "Apple co-founder is bringing us an even nerdier 'Comic Con'" Associated Press 7:54 AM
  • "Comedians And Celebrities Beg To Save Twitter" BuzzFeed 12:49 PM
Non-Apple News
  • "According to these court documents, turning your phone on is consent to being tracked" The Next Web 7:59 PM
  • "How I quit my smartphone addiction and really started living: I don't like being bothered or bossed around. I hated that anyone, for any reason, could interrupt my life, and I could interrupt my life just the same" The Guardian 3:28 PM
  • "Senate passes permanent ban on Internet access taxes" IDG News Service 3:26 PM
  • "MySpace was just acquired by 94-year-old magazine company Time" Business Insider 8:43 AM
  • "Moore's law really is dead this time: The chip industry is no longer going to treat Gordon Moore's law as the target to aim for." Ars Technica 8:02 AM
  • "The life and awesomeness of Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos" Business Insider 7:55 AM
  • "UK lawmakers tell Google to come clean on tax" Reuters 1:57 PM
  • "Google takes wider action on 'right to be forgotten'" BBC 7:46 AM
Publications/Podcasts
  • "TMO Daily Observations 2016-02-11: Apple's A10 Chip Partner, Comcast Internet Speeds" The Mac Observer 12:31 PM
  • "Rebound #72: Small, Childlike Hands" Six Colors 9:46 AM
  • "One More Thing Episode 25: Here's Looking Achoo" MacNN 8:42 AM
Hardware/Software
  • "TSMC will be sole supplier of processors for next iPhones - Electronic Times"  Reuters 8:42 AM
  • "Apple has reportedly decided who will make the iPhone 7's processor — and Samsung is losing out" Business Insider 8:27 AM
  • "Apple reportedly drops Samsung in favor of TSMC for A10 production" MacNN 8:42 AM
  • "Apple Dumps Samsung, Gives TSMC Exclusive iPhone Chip Deal" The Mac Observer 9:09 AM
  • "Apple Maps vans operating around the clock in run-up to 'iOS 10' debut" AppleInsider 2:20 PM
  • "iOS 9.3 public beta 3 brings Wi-Fi Calling to Verizon iPhone customers, fixes for T-Mobile: Verizon customers will soon join T-Mobile, Sprint, and AT&T customers with support for Wi-Fi Calling on the iPhone. The latest public beta also fixes T-Mobile connection issues." ZDNet 7:49 AM
  • "This iPhone date bug will permanently brick your device" Cult of Mac 12:50 PM
Apple Patent Applications
  • "Apple Invents New Heart Rate Monitoring Process & New Magnetic Button and Slider Mechanisms" Patently Apple 6:50 PM
  • "Apple invention uses Apple Watch to auto adjust iPhone alert volume" AppleInsider 8:03 AM
  • "Patent application shows how Apple Watch could measure ambient sound to adjust volume of iPhone alerts" 9to5Mac 8:50 AM
  • "Apple Invents a Next-Generation 3D 'Sessionless Pointing User Interface'" Patently Apple 8:41 AM
  • "The Apple Watch Milanese Band Invention Comes to Light & More" Patently Apple 8:42 AM
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "Today's Top iPhone, iPad, Watch, TV, Mac App Freebies And Price Drops" App Sliced 12:30 PM
  • "Alien Sky -Space Camera For iPhone/iPad/Watch Is Free For The First Time In Two And A Half Years (Normally $2.99)" App Sliced 12:30 PM
  • "The Mesh (Puzzle Game) For iPhone/iPad Is Free For The First Time (Normally $1.99)" App Sliced 12:30 PM
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 8:28 AM
  • "MacBook Air Prices & Sales" MacPrices 8:28 AM

Reviews/How-To/Tutorials/Tips
Reviews
  • "Review: 2TB Mercury Electra MAX SSD by Other World Computing" Bare Feats 9:14 AM
  • "Review: Bluelounge's Kosta Apple Watch Charging Coaster is an affordable, Nightstand mode-friendly dock" 9to5Mac 3:41 PM
  • "Review: Aukey's affordable and universal 18mm clip-on wide angle smartphone lens [Gallery] 9to5Mac 8:49 AM
  • "X-Doria Revel Apple Watch Case is Colorful, Durable" The Mac Observer 4:00 PM
  • "OtterBox iPhone cases shootout: which one should you get?" iDownload Blog 8:45 AM
  • "Moto 360 Sport Review: A Smartwatch Fitness Tracking Hyrid" HotHardware 12:31 PM
  • "Why you should use your iPhone with a Bluetooth keyboard as your main travel computer" Macworld 7:48 AM
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "How to get the news you want on the iPad: Hands on with News360/News360 is one of the best apps for the iPad and a shining example of how to design a touch interface." ZDNet 8:49 AM
  • "Sleep++ 2.0 Brings Improved Sleep Analysis to Apple Watch App" MacStories 8:46 AM
  • "Shortcuts and timesavers with keyboard apps" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 8:24 AM
  • "With Quartz's App, You Don't Read the News. You Chat With It" Wired 7:14 AM
  • "Microsoft's new iPhone app thinks my annoying cat is 70 percent dog" The Verge 8:34 AM
  • "_PRISM - Unfolding An Immersive Puzzle Challenge" Apple'n'Apps 8:32 PM
  • "'Space Grunts' Review - The Fastest Turn-Based Shooter in the Land" Touch Arcade 9:46 AM
How-To/Tutorial
  • "How To: Save Data Usage by Turning Off Web Page Preloading in Safari on Your iOS Device" MacTrast 6:50 PM
  • "How To: Selectively Delete Entries From Your Browsing History in iOS Safari" MacTrast 3:41 PM
  • "Here's how you unlock the secret emoticon keyboard on your iPhone" Mashable 3:40 PM
  • "How to track your water intake with your iPhone and Apple Watch" Cult of Mac 3:06 PM
  • "How To Replace Your Iphone 6's Screen And Avoid Dreaded Error 53" Forbes 7:54 AM
  • "12 steps to getting more from Apple's Maps" Computerworld 7:06 AM
Tips
  • "Can't get Podcasts videos on iPad to go full screen? Here are some workarounds!" iMore 8:44 AM
  • "Are there any new web features in iOS 9?" Mashable 7:21 AM
Analysis/Commentary/Editorial/Opinion
  • "Apple iPhone 5SE vs iPhone 5S vs iPhone 5C: What's the rumoured difference?" Pocket-lint 8:54 PM
  • "The iPhone 7 Will Be Huge For Apple Stock" InvestorPlace 8:54 PM
  • "Why Apple Pay Is Not a Threat to PayPal"  GuruFocus 6:55 PM
  • "Apple's ambitions to shake up TV have been a bust so far" BGR 6:43 PM
  • "Why I think iPhone 7 will mop the floor with the Galaxy S7 and LG G5" BGR 4:05 PM
  • "As It Passes 2 Million Locations, Does Apple Pay Really Matter? As its usage explodes, Apple Pay will play an increasingly critical role in the tech giant's profit machine."  The Motley Fool 2:19 PM
  • "Prolonging the magic: 'Error 53' story becomes the story" Macworld 9:45 AM
  • "iPhone 7: concept sketch suggests 'liquidmetal' handset could charge wirelessly" The Week UK 9:45 AM
  • "On Second Thought, Maybe Apple Is Not Doing All That Badly After All" Mac360 8:28 AM
  • "Apple's Life After The iPhone" PixoBebo 8:28 AM
Non-Apple
  • "Pandora's new tune: Selling itself?" CNET 7:25 PM
  • "Ballmer's Folly: Windows Phone" Tech.pinions [Insider Content] 8:42 AM
  • "Review: Fairphone 2" ["Lately, Apple users are learning the difference the hard way, with an Error 53 killing iPhones previously fixed by independent repairers. But what if you could easily repair it by yourself, pay a fair price for the spare parts, and cut out the visit a service center?"] Wired 7:13 AM
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "Skype for iPhone update brings video saving feature and Valentine's Day hearts" iMore 6:42 PM
  • "Forbidden Desert comes to the iPad" Six Colors 3:06 PM
  • "Bound for iOS Plays All Your Audiobooks Out of Dropbox" Lifehacker 3:02 PM
  • "Kanex launches new MultiSync Bluetooth keyboards for Mac and iOS users" 9to5Mac 2:19 PM
  • "Rareform iPhone 6/6s Case" iLounge 2:19 PM
  • "HeartWatch 2 is here with a complication and sleep tracking" AppAdvice 12:48 PM
  • "AIA News: Actor Kevin Spacey to Keynote AIA National Convention 2016" Architosh 12:31 PM
  • "Best calendar apps for iPhone" iMore 9:46 AM
  • "Get colored balls into the right goals with Plavee on Apple TV" AppAdvice 9:46 AM
  • "Just in Time for Valentine's Day, A New Kind of Hangman Gets Some Lovin' from Apple" PRNewswire 9:15 AM
  • "Global Context Rich System Market Valued at USD 2.48 Billion by 2020 - Analysis, Trends & Opportunities Report 2016-2020 - Key Vendors: Amazon, Apple & Microsoft" PRNewswire 9:15 AM
  • "Over $7 Billion in Lawsuits Filed by Voip-Pal.com Inc. vs Apple, Verizon and AT&T for Various Patent Infringements" Business Wire 9:14 AM
  • "Arrow Smart-Kart gives parents iPhone-controlled speed limiting & geofencing for their boy/girl racers [Video] 9to5Mac 8:50 AM
  • "Sleep++ 2.0 has a brand new algorithm for better sleep tracking on Apple Watch" The Next Web 8:02 AM
  • "Quartz's iOS app turns news into a conversation and it's unlike anything else you've used" The Next Web 8:02 AM
  • "Vevo wants to become the next MTV — and its new Apple TV app is a step in that direction" Business Insider 8:01 AM
  • "Vevo's new Apple TV and Android apps add personalized music video features" The Verge 7:48 AM
  • "Best Birthday Count Down and Reminder for iPhone" prMac 9:46 AM
  • "Offline Polish to English Language Dictionary, Translator 3.0 for iOS" prMac 9:45 AM
  • "Words of Gold released for iOS - Great Addition to Scrabble Games" prMac 8:50 AM
  • "FutureCalc: Ergonomic Calculator App For Single-Handed Use" prMac 7:13 AM
  • "GUI Speedometer - The Ultimate Digital Dashboard Display" prMac 7:13 AM
  • "Photohance One Tap Enhance The Easiest Photo Editor - released for iOS" prMac 7:13 AM
  • "CoverMe Private Cloud Storage Keeps Your Personal Data From Prying Eyes" prMac 7:13 AM
  • "Choetech's USB-C Digital AV Multiport Adapter simplifies life for MacBook users" Apple World Today 7:09 AM
  • "Motion Sensor for iOS inspired by 9GAG - motion detecting, hidden camera for iOS that sends videos to email or Dropbox. Catch your kids and pets!" Appgr8 7:05 AM
Computer Industry
  • "Microsoft cuts 'dozens' more employees with its mobile unit: Report" ZDNet 6:12 AM
  • "'Dozens' more employees are getting fired in Microsoft's phone division" Neowin 6:23 AM
  • "Microsoft Working on Windows 10 Mobile Project That 'Will Blow Your Minds': Leaker says Redmond has something really huge in the works" Softpedia 7:10 AM
  • "Windows 10's new preview program is for cautious types: The Release Preview ring is a safer, slower peek at the future." Engadget 1:44 PM
  • "Microsoft: 74 Device Partners Will Bring Office To Android" InformationWeek 9:05 PM
  • "1,500 Windows 3.1 shareware apps are now free, immortalized on your browser: Warp back to 1992 with Ross Perot, Saddam Hussein, hundreds of shareware nag notices." Ars Technica 6:12 AM
  • "Enjoy a blast from the past with Windows 3.1 and 1,500 of its apps in your browser" Neowin 6:23 AM
  • "Microsoft apps now preloaded on 74 Android OEMs, with Acer signing new agreement" Neowin 6:23 AM
  • "Microsoft now has 74 hardware partners pre-installing its apps on Android devices" VentureBeat 6:21 AM
  • "Acer is the latest smartphone maker to bundle Microsoft's Android apps" The Verge 6:21 AM
  • "IBM's SoftLayer Won't Play With Iran Anymore: The service has been discreetly discontinued in Iran, as part of IBM's compliance process for foreign countries" Bidness Etc 7:08 AM
  • "IBM's SoftLayer has quietly blocked users in Iran" VentureBeat 6:21 AM
  • "Linux, IBM Share Bold Vision for Hyperledger Project" CoinDesk 7:09 AM
  • "Dell 'struggling to raise funds for EMC gobble'" The Register 7:25 PM
  • "Hewlett Packard drops three Australian disties" CRN 6:41 AM
  • "Exclusive: Hewlett Packard Enterprise makes NZ distie call/Following a long-winded, and much publicised distribution review, Reseller News has the results..." New Zealand Reseller News 6:42 AM
  • "Exclusive: Avnet and Synnex miss out as Hewlett Packard Enterprise makes Aussie distie decision/Hewlett Packard Enterprise finally makes Aussie distie call." ARN Net Australia 6:42 AM
  • "HP Malaysia offers DaaS to help enterprises enhance employee productivity" MIS Asia 6:46 AM
  • "HP launches HP DeskJet GT series printers for small businesses" Technuter 6:46 AM
  • "Hewlett-Packard Enterprise Adds Former Microsoft Executive to Board" Re/code 1:42 PM
  • "HP to put FreeSync in all their AMD-based laptops" TechSpot 6:45 AM
  • "AMD brings hardware virtualization to S7150 GPUs: Welcome to the new VDI oriented trio" SemiAccurate 11:12 AM
  • "AMD's PRO A-Series will power new HP 600 ProBooks" PCR 6:45 AM
  • "AMD increases notebook market traction" IT Online 6:46 AM
  • "AMD Zen based Opteron chips detailed in CERN slides" Hexus 6:48 AM
  • "AMD's Zen-based Opteron will have 32 cores" Fudzilla 6:49 AM
  • "AMD Shoots For the Moon With 32-Core, Multi-Tasking CPUs" Digital Trends 3:41 PM
  • "Inside Intel's phenomenal effort to end its use of conflict minerals" ExtremeTech 10:20 AM
  • "Intel's Itanium to live on as HPE commits to new servers: HPE will continue with Itanium for HP-UX servers" TechCentral.ie 6:51 AM
  • "Intel Promises 'Fundamentally Different' Processor Technology With Energy Savings In Mind" Tech Times 6:51 AM
  • "Intel Network Adapter Drivers 20.7 Are Now Available for DownloadThe new version supports X710-T and X710-T4 Adapters" Softpedia 6:51 AM
  • "Severe Vulnerability Affects Cisco ASA VPN Server Equipment: Attackers can take over Cisco firewalls and VPN servers" Softpedia 6:49 AM
  • "Cisco CEO sees no 'significant impact' on Q2 figures from Ericsson jv" Mobile World Live 6:50 AM
  • "Stock-market jitters have rocked network spending, Cisco says: Some enterprises waited to buy new campus gear when they saw things get shaky in January" IDG News Service 6:10 AM
  • "Cisco Has Strong Quarter Despite Drops in Switch, Data Center Spending" eWeek 6:24 AM
  • "Oracle CEO Discusses Smart City Solutions for Maharashtra" NDTV Gadgets 7:10 AM
  • "Moore's law really is dead this time: The chip industry is no longer going to treat Gordon Moore's law as the target to aim for." Ars Technica 6:12 AM
  • "Is it easy to adopt a big data culture? 'Big data is called big for a reason...'" IDG News Service 1:44 PM
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Industry News
  • "Dow closes at 2-year low, dogged by global market turmoil: Financials crumble; investors flock to gold, Treasurys" MarketWatch 4:08 PM
  • "Fear Feeds Wall Street Selloff as Dow Drops 255 Points" TheStreet 4:07 PM
  • "Late Stock Rally Falls Short; Cisco Lifts, Boeing Drags On Dow | Stock News & Stock Market Analysis - IBD" Investor's Business Daily 4:07 PM
  • "Dow cuts losses but closes down for fifth straight day" USA Today 4:07 PM
  • "Stocks See Steep Losses, End Well Off Session Lows: U.S. equity markets pared losses of more than 2% on Thursday after a report surfaced that OPEC members could be ready to agree on production cuts." FOXBusiness 4:06 PM
  • "Stocks Tumble as Investors Flee to Safety: U.S. equities follow Asian, European shares lower; Treasurys, gold, yen surge" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 1:40 PM
  • "Hong Kong stocks plunge 3.9%, catching up with selloffs: Deep selloffs upon return from Lunar New Year holiday" MarketWatch 7:03 AM
  • "European stocks knocked to lowest since 2013 as fear selling returns: Banks bear the brunt of the selloff again" MarketWatch 7:03 AM

 
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