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MacSurfer's Archive: Thursday, April 28, 2016
 

 

 
Apple/Macintosh
  • "Apple isn't alone: Global smartphone market shrinks for first time in history"  ZDNet 7:02 AM
  • "Smartphone shipments dip as iPhone 'fatigue' sets in and China reaches saturation: Both Apple and Samsung saw a drop in smartphone shipments in the first quarter, Strategy Analytics said" IDG News Service 7:17 AM
  • "Apple's sales slump part of overall market fall; Chinese brands Huawei & Oppo are the 'headwinds'" 9to5Mac 8:09 AM
  • "The iPhone SE: A surprise hit? After Apple's latest quarterly earnings call, we got a hint that Apple has a surprising hit product on its hands."  Macworld 7:06 AM
  • "Will India Be Apple's Savior? Not if it doesn't lower its prices for this market." Forbes 7:22 AM
  • "FBI confirms it won't tell Apple how it hacked San Bernardino shooter's iPhone" The Guardian 6:52 AM
  • "FBI paid under $1 million to unlock San Bernardino iPhone: sources" Reuters 9:26 PM
  • "Apple Might Buy GoPro, Fitbit or Netflix, or Something Else" 24/7 Wall St. 6:47 AM
  • "Apple buybacks to resume on Friday, gobbling up stock priced near the lowest of 2016"  AppleInsider 8:14 PM
OS X
News
  • "Apple updates iMovie for Mac with navigation & visual improvements, more" 9to5Mac 4:04 PM
  • "iMovie lets you start editing in a single click with fast project creation" iMore 4:04 PM
  • "iMovie for Mac updates with quicker project launch, better range selection" AppleInsider 5:29 PM
AppleCare/Troubleshooting
  • "About the security content of OS X El Capitan v10.11.4 and Security Update 2016-002" Apple Support 5:17 PM
Reviews/How-To/Tips
  • "Even at 1.0, Vivaldi closes in on the cure for the common browser/Review: Ultra customization, clever tab management breaks from Chrome, Firefox." Ars Technica 8:07 AM
  • "Vivaldi 1.0 review: Browser offers innovative ideas, some more polished than others/New browser adds clever new design elements but might take a toll on your CPU." Macworld 8:12 AM
  • "How to edit video in Photoshop CC" Macworld 2:44 PM
  • "How-To: Disable or delete custom services in OS X [Video] 9to5Mac 2:12 PM
  • "You can't sort folders first in OS X's Finder. Here's why" Macworld 7:05 AM
  • "How to make your Android phone work more closely with your PC or Mac" Greenbot 7:18 AM
  • "How To Control The Mac's Secret Launcher" Mac360 8:00 AM
  • "Audio Recording Does Not Get Easier" McSolo 8:00 AM
Op/Ed
  • "How long until we see Google Play on Windows, Mac OS, and Linux? The feature could lead to Google's ecosystem on every desktop OS." Ars Technica 8:07 AM
Press Releases
  • "Aleratec Releases Mac Software Upgrade for 1:10 USB 3.0 Copy Cruiser Mini Duplicator" MacPrices 2:08 PM
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Apple's First CareKit Apps Are Here" Fast Company 6:50 AM
  • "Apple's Newest App Tool Helps You Keep Tabs On Your Health" BuzzFeed 6:48 AM
  • "Apple's Plan To Turn the iPhone Into a Medical Wonder Starts Now" Time 7:06 AM
  • "Apple dives straight into health care with release of first CareKit apps" The Verge 7:00 AM
  • "Apple's debut CareKit apps target diabetes, depression, pregnancy" CNET 11:01 AM
  • "Man found dead in Apple conference room was employee: An Apple employee that the company described as 'young and talented' was found dead in a conference room inside the company's headquarters in Cupertino, authorities said." Associated Press 7:13 AM
  • "Apple issues statement following apparent suicide at Cupertino headquarters" BGR 10:58 AM
  • "Apple Employee Found Dead With 'Head Wound' In Cupertino Campus Conference Room" HotHardware 4:24 PM
  • "Dead Apple employee identified as 25-year-old software engineer, report says [u] AppleInsider 8:24 PM
  • "As USPTO Speakers Favor Apple in Patent Fight, Industry Sees Rise of Trolling" Inside Sources 8:07 AM
  • "Apple Beats Microsoft at Their Own Game While Amazon Primes the Low End of the Tablet Market, According to IDC"  Business Wire 3:31 PM
  • "Apple's iPad Pro beats Microsoft's Surface... again"  BetaNews 2:37 PM
  • "Apple continues to outsell everyone else in tablet market, but Amazon is gaining ground" GeekWire 4:26 PM
  • "'Apple Beats Microsoft at Their Own Game' Says IDC" Forbes 3:31 PM
  • "Just Like With Phones, Apple And Samsung Are Ruling Smartwatches" Digital Trends 7:06 AM
  • "Apple Watch Loses Market Share as Android Wear Grows in Popularity" MacRumors 8:09 AM
  • "Apple Watch shipped 2.2M units in March quarter, but lost marketshare, estimates claim" AppleInsider 2:13 PM
  • "Indian government approves Apple bid to open stores free of 30% sourcing policy" AppleInsider 6:52 AM
  • "Apple removes a significant barrier to opening its own retail stores in India" iDownload Blog 8:06 AM
  • "As tablet sales take a dive, analysts expect smartphone vendors to launch convertibles" PCWorld 2:44 PM
  • "Galaxy S7 Surges as Apple iPhone 6 Falters" 24/7 Wall St. 6:47 AM
  • "For world's biggest Apple museum, book a flight to Italy" Cult of Mac 2:42 PM
  • "Volkswagen says not in talks with Apple or Google" Reuters 7:14 AM
  • "Homemade iPad robot is a piano-playing prodigy" Cult of Mac 7:16 AM
Non-Apple News
  • "Email Privacy Act Wins Sweeping Approval In House: The US House of Representatives has approved the Email Privacy Act by a unanimous vote. That sets the stage for requiring search warrants to review electronic communications older than 180 days." InformationWeek 9:26 PM
  • "Report: Google is building a hardware division led by former Motorola president" Ars Technica 5:23 PM
  • "Microsoft Chooses Team Iron Man In Civil War, Enlists Stark Industries To Build Custom Xbox One" HotHardware 4:24 PM
  • "Does Mark Zuckerberg Want To Run For President?" Forbes 3:51 PM
  • "Google Granted Patent For Injecting A Device Directly Into Your Eyeball To Improve Vision" Forbes 2:10 PM
  • "In Smartphone Market, the Squeeze Is On: Earnings reports this week may toll the bell for a decadelong bonanza" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 8:10 AM
  • "Lawsuit claims Snapchat filter encourages drivers to speed" CBS News 8:10 AM
  • "Comcast to Increase Data Limits for Broadband Customers" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 7:00 AM
Publications/Podcasts
  • "TMO Daily Observations 2016-04-28: The Developer Side of Apple Conferences" The Mac Observer 11:14 AM
  • "Rebound 83: He's More Crazy Shirt Than Man Now" Six Colors 11:01 AM
Hardware/Software
  • "iPhone shipments to continue to drop in 2Q16: Shipments of iPhone devices are expected to continue to decline to around 40 million units in the second quarter of 2016 (or Apple's fiscal third quarter) after shipments dropped 16% on year to 51.19 million units in the first quarter, sources from the iPhone supply chain in Taiwan have estimated." DigiTimes 7:10 AM
  • "iPhone demand won't get better in a hurry" Cult of Mac 7:15 AM
  • "Here's how slow your laptop's USB Type C port could be"  PCWorld 7:18 AM
  • "Apple iOS 9.3.2 Will Terminate A Bug That Causes Games To Crash" Forbes 7:22 AM
  • "Apple Music for Android updated with family plan & video support" 9to5Mac 5:29 PM
  • "Apple Music now plays music videos on Android: And it's now family friendly" The Verge 7:29 PM
  • "Apple Promotes New Apple Music API Introduced in iOS 9.3" MacRumors 2:13 PM
  • "Apple releases official Apple Music API documentation following iOS 9.3" 9to5Mac 2:42 PM
  • "Jailbreak iOS 9.3.2, 9.3.1, 9.0 Available To Download. But...." M.I.C. Gadget 7:08 AM
  • "Intel Wants USB Type-C Digital Audio To Bury Legacy 3.5mm Headphone Jacks" HotHardware 4:24 PM
  • "Apple Maps expands Spotlight Suggestions to 3 new countries, adds Flyover and traffic locales" AppleInsider 8:15 PM
Apple Patent Applications
  • "No ducking way: Apple may soon let your friends know when autocorrect makes a mistake" AppleInsider 11:01 AM
  • "Apple patent shows better version of autocorrect" CNNMoney 3:31 PM
  • "One of Apple's Latest Encryption Inventions Comes to Light" Patently Apple 7:05 AM
  • "Patent Report: voice authentication of Apple devices, encryption methods" Apple World Today 8:24 AM
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 7:16 AM
  • "MacBook Air Prices & Sales" MacPrices 7:16 AM
  • "Week's best Apple deals: 27-inch iMac, iPad Air 2, iPhone 6" Cult of Mac 3:30 PM

Reviews/How-To/Tutorials/Tips
Reviews
  • "The MacBook Returns: Apple takes a small step toward ultra-thin laptop nirvana" TechCrunch 5:57 PM
  • "My year with the Apple Watch: Good-looking tech, still flawed" Computerworld 7:21 AM
  • "Apple Watch review: One year later" iMore 9:29 AM
  • "Five years later, my sturdy iPad 2 keeps plugging along" Macworld 7:06 AM
  • "Hey Siri, who's better: you or Alexa? One of us can make a phone call ... and the other one just works" The Verge 7:00 AM
  • "Siri vs. Alexa comparison" [Video review] The Verge 10:56 AM
  • "GPU Shootout: 'early 2016' MacBook versus others" Bare Feats 2:50 PM
  • "Review: August Smart Lock with HomeKit is (mostly) a dream come true" The Next Web 2:54 PM
  • "Review: ecobee3 HomeKit-enabled smart Wi-Fi thermostat" iLounge 2:41 PM
  • "Griffin's BreakSafe USB-C Cable Replicates MagSafe For the Apple MacBook" The Mac Observer 3:02 PM
  • "Ten One Designs Timeframe: A protective charging stand for Apple Watch" Apple World Today 2:08 PM
  • "Dr. Mac's Deeper Look into Budget-Priced VR Headsets" The Mac Observer 2:07 PM
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "MyScript Stylus: Handwriting on iPad, with a catch" Six Colors 2:41 PM
  • "'Guns Of Infinity' Review - The Ravages Of War" Touch Arcade 10:57 AM
  • "'Trap Da Gang' Review - Classic Arcade Feel And All That Goes With That" Touch Arcade 9:40 AM
How-To/Tutorial
  • "How to use Siri in Stocks on iPhone" iMore 5:48 PM
  • "How To Replace An iPhone Screen Yourself" Apple Gazette 5:29 PM
  • "How to Use Your iPhone's Built-In Scientific Calculator" MacTrast 4:04 PM
  • "How to use your Apple Watch to control your Apple TV" Cult of Mac 3:30 PM
  • "How to use Siri in Stocks on iPhone" iMore 2:41 PM
Tips
  • "Completely change the look of your iPhone with round folder icons, no jailbreak needed" BGR 9:32 AM
  • "iOS Tip: changing the email address your iMessages are sent from" iDownload Blog 6:49 AM
Analysis/Commentary/Editorial/Opinion
  • "Apple may be working on a way to show friends your autocorrect mistakes: Text with abandon" The Verge 8:17 PM
  • "It makes much more sense for Apple to compete with Netflix than to buy it" BGR 5:23 PM
  • "What's The Best Budget iPhone For 2016?" Low End Mac 4:25 PM
  • "What everyone's missing in Apple's earnings drop" ReadWrite 2:42 PM
  • "Feature Request: How Apple's Siri-controlled HomeKit could improve in the future" 9to5Mac 2:13 PM
  • "Bad Move: FBI won't Share San Bernardino iPhone Hack with Apple" The Mac Observer 2:08 PM
  • "Why AppleCare+ is still not worth it" Ted Landau 2:07 PM
  • "Cassandra: Replacement Options for the 3.5mm Headphone Jack" eXtensions 10:48 AM
  • "The Best and Worst Analysts Questions from Apple's Q2 2016 Conference Call" The Mac Observer 10:48 AM
  • "A bad quarter for Apple: Is a great one for anyone else" Macworld 9:40 AM
  • "The AMC Apple TV app and the coming political battle on internet pricing" The Loop 9:37 AM
  • "Apple needs more hardware hits" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 9:37 AM
  • "Apple's Price Cut Won't Spark Sales, If One Study Of The Brain Is Right" Forbes 9:37 AM
  • "China, Apple's iOS source code and the pursuit of unfounded speculation" Tech.pinions [Insider Content] 9:37 AM
  • "Lightning Is Apple's 21st Century FireWire" Mac360 8:26 AM
  • "Apple's CareKit and the AI future of medical care"  Computerworld 8:24 AM
  • "On Apple's Killer Financials" PixoBebo 8:17 AM
  • "Apple Got Cash, Where Does It Go?" Mac360 8:11 AM
  • "Don't Fall for Apple Inc.'s iPad Magic Trick: Product launch timing, not improved customer demand, is going to lead to better year-over-year comps for iPad." The Motley Fool 8:09 AM
  • "Here's what to expect from Nintendo's next iPhone games" Macworld 8:09 AM
  • "Why Apple is a lot like Gary Player right now"  Memeburn 8:06 AM
  • "Watch it Apple: time has come for cheaper rivals' strap-ons" The Register 7:22 AM
  • "[Q&A] 'iPhone 7 Pro' or 'iPhone 7 Plus?" Modmyi 7:15 AM
  • "iTunes is 13 years old—and it's still awful"  Quartz 9:28 AM
  • "Apple introduced iTunes Store 13 years ago today" Cult of Mac 8:06 AM
  • "Happy 12th birthday, iTunes Store; now it's time to split" Apple World Today 7:05 AM
  • "19 times people went next level with Siri" Mashable 7:01 AM
  • "Apple and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Drop in iPhone Sales" Daring Fireball 6:50 AM
  • "Apple's 'first' subscription service paves the way for more" Six Colors 6:49 AM
Non-Apple
  • "Why Google is the best company to work for in America" Business Insider 9:39 AM
  • "Always on: Privacy implications of microphone-enabled devices" Re/code 7:15 AM
  • "Don't start celebrating Samsung's bumper earnings just yet" Business Insider 7:15 AM
Humor/Cartoons
  • "Even weather forecasts aren't safe from Windows 10 upgrade prompts" The Verge 7:00 AM
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "Tablets Had Worst Quarter Since 2012, says Strategy Analytics" PRNewswire 3:44 PM
  • "Strategy Analytics: China Smartphone Shipments Decline 5 Percent in Q1 2016" PRNewswire 3:44 PM
  • "New App Offers Free Access to PBS KIDS Games Anytime, Anywhere" Business Wire 3:31 PM
  • "Porsche to bring Apple's CarPlay to 718 Cayman series" AppleInsider 2:42 PM
  • "Epson Creative Print taps into Instagram to bring your selfie collages to life" iMore 2:41 PM
  • "Lightroom makes editing photos from your iPhone and iPad camera even faster" iMore 2:41 PM
  • "Yes You Can: Register to Vote From Your iPhone" AppAdvice 2:41 PM
  • "Periscope gains live-sketching feature, broadcasts come alive within Twitter for iOS" iDownload Blog 9:40 AM
  • "Second-gen August Smart Lock with Apple HomeKit support now shipping" AppleInsider 9:40 AM
  • "You Can Finally Control Your Android TV With Your iPhone" Wired 7:22 AM
  • "Philips Debuts Redesigned Philips Hue Gen 2 App for iOS" iClarified 9:41 AM
  • "Philips releases Hue 'Gen 2' app with Routines, Rooms & other improvements" AppleInsider 6:52 AM
  • "Amharic Keyboard 3.0 for iPad and iPhone Now Available in App Store" prMac 11:01 AM
  • "TimeTag 6.0 Now Available: Keep your time in sync" prMac 9:29 AM
  • "A Unique Tool To Create Location Based Apps by an Unusual Team" prMac 6:52 AM
Computer Industry
  • "Oracle to buy Textura for $663 million" Reuters 9:26 AM
  • "Oracle buys Textura for $663M to build up its construction IT business" TechCrunch 2:39 PM
  • "Oracle to Buy Textura for $663 Million: Deal expands Oracle's cloud offerings for construction, engineering industry" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 2:39 PM
  • "Oracle's Irish subsidiary reports 14% decline in profits: Software and hardware company's turnover rises 4 per cent to €8 billion" Irish Times 9:26 AM
  • "Microsoft's Mobile Roller Coaster Ride: 9 Contributing Factors/Microsoft has never excelled in smartphones, but its mobile strategy has taken a turn for the worse. What went wrong, what will come next, and are there signs of hope? Here's a closer look." InformationWeek 7:13 AM
  • "Windows 10 will no longer let you Google search from Cortana" The Verge 5:57 PM
  • "Microsoft finally gets the bugs out of Surface Book and Surface Pro 4" InfoWorld 9:25 AM
  • "Microsoft's futuristic storage solution can hold 1,000,000,000 TB" BGR 5:22 PM
  • "Microsoft Is Storing Data in 10 Million Strands of DNA" Gizmodo 6:53 AM
  • "Hands-on with Windows 10 Mobile Insider Preview build 14332" Neowin 7:01 AM
  • "Microsoft delivers new previews of Windows Server 2016 and System Centre 2016: Technical Preview 5 now ready for release" The Inquirer 9:31 AM
  • "Microsoft Azure offers free one-year support upgrade" Neowin 7:00 AM
  • "Microsoft says Skype has reached over one billion mobile downloads" Neowin 6:31 PM
  • "Microsoft Kicks Off 'Phased' Skype for Business Preview for Mac" eWeek 6:53 AM
  • "Microsoft Issues Excel Data Transformation Updates, Performance Perks" eWeek 6:31 PM
  • "HP's Chromebook 13 is a cheap, pretty, yet powerful new notebook" ZDNet 2:34 PM
  • "HP's new Chromebook 13 has features to match top-line Windows PCs: HP's thin-and-light Chromebook 13 has a 3200 x 1800-pixel display and a Core M processor" IDG News Service 11:06 AM
  • "Google and HP make a Chromebook Pixel replacement for half the price: 3200×1800 IPS screen, up to 16GB of RAM, and Skylake Core M CPUs all sound good." Ars Technica 11:07 AM
  • "HP's new Chromebook 13 is a Pixel for everybody: 16GB of RAM in a Chromebook? Sure, why not." Engadget 9:29 AM
  • "HP Is Finally Making a High Quality Chromebook" Gizmodo 9:29 AM
  • "Tech Tools Review: HP Spectre X2/HP Spectre X2 is a slim yet substantial hybrid device that you can use for work or entertainment" Irish Times 7:22 AM
  • "Confirmed: Intel to cut jobs in Ireland/The company employs 5,000 people on their Kildare campus." The Journal.ie 9:25 AM
  • "Intel's CEO lays out a comprehensive, cloud-based vision for the future" ExtremeTech 9:31 AM
  • "Intel's Credibility Damaged, Stock Still Inexpensive" Seeking Alpha 11:11 AM
  • "Intel proposes that USB Type-C replaces the 3.5mm audio jack" Hexus 7:23 AM
  • "Intel Wants Headphones To Be USB-C" Click Online 7:23 AM
  • "Intel: We Don't Believe You ... You Need More People" Seeking Alpha 2:37 PM
  • "Polaris GPUs To Be Cheaper Than Pascal To Grow PC Gaming Market Says AMD VP Roy Taylor" Game Debate 7:24 AM
  • "IBM Watson and American Cancer Society Team up to Create Virtual Cancer Health Advisor" Healthcare Daily Online 9:23 AM
  • "IBM and SAP: The Impact of the Fall in IT Spending" Market Realist 9:23 AM
  • "IBM adds to its all-flash family" MISCO.co.uk 9:24 AM
  • "A Look Into IBM's OpenStack Meritocracy" eWeek 6:32 PM
  • "IBM Australia takes 47 percent profit tumble" ZDNet 9:25 PM
  • "Consumer Software Deals Power Tech M&A Market" eWeek 7:08 AM
  • "Malware menace with 'scary' backdoor strikes 12 million machines: 'Generic trojan' has a nasty payload" The Inquirer 6:57 AM
  • "OpenStack Security Project Continues to Help Secure the Cloud" eWeek 6:53 AM
  • "Firefox: Mozilla patches critical flaws that let attackers execute malicious code" ZDNet 7:00 AM
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "Icahn: No longer have Apple position"  CNBC Videos 2:11 PM
  • "Carl Icahn Dumps All His Apple Stock, Points To Challenges In China"  Forbes 2:09 PM
  • "Carl Icahn dumps all of his Apple stock" Los Angeles Times [Paid Membership Required] 4:25 PM
  • "Carl Icahn says sold entire Apple stake on China worries: CNBC" Reuters 2:12 PM
  • "Apple's loudest activist investor just dumped his stake" TechCrunch 2:13 PM
  • "Why Carl Icahn Dumped His Apple Stock" Time 2:42 PM
  • "One of Apple's biggest cheerleaders is selling" CNNMoney 2:38 PM
  • "Slicing into Apple's quarter: Pro" CNBC Videos 8:09 AM
  • "Apple, Inc. breached its 50 day moving average in a Bearish Manner" Capital Cube 8:09 AM
  • "Apple's iPhone slowdown hurts Japanese supply chain" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 11:01 AM
Industry News
  • "Apple Wipes Out Any Nasdaq Gains in Another Selloff" TheStreet 5:12 PM
  • "U.S. Economy Stalls in 1Q, Grows 0.5%" FOXBusiness 11:09 AM
  • "Stocks hit after BofJ doesn't boost stimulus, GDP slows, Icahn sells Apple" USA Today 5:14 PM
  • "Dow Suffers Biggest One-Day Loss Since February: Apple and other tech names lead blue chips lower" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 5:14 PM
  • "Nikkei crushed after Bank of Japan does nothing at policy meeting" MarketWatch 7:27 AM
  • "European stocks fall, beaten down by BOJ dismay" MarketWatch 7:28 AM

 
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