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MacSurfer's Archive: Thursday, September 15, 2016
 

 

 
Apple/Macintosh
  • "Apple: Why Early iPhone Data Spells Relief/Shares are up nearly 12% so far this week, adding over $60 billion in market value"  WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 2:47 PM
  • "Apple Stock and iPhone 7 Both Look Like Winners: Shares of Apple have been surging, boosted by news that the first run of the iPhone 7 has sold out. Stay long." Barron's 2:47 PM
  • "How Apple is already moving past the iPhone 7: Apple is all about skating to where the puck is going, not where it's been. Here's one theory about Apple's next steps."  Macworld 6:55 AM
  • "How Apple will use AirPods and data science to create the world's most powerful bot"  VentureBeat 2:26 PM
  • "Apple seeks fresh momentum with iPhone launch"  Yahoo Tech 7:00 AM
  • "How iMessage could be Apple's next big app platform: But Apple still has a long, long way to go." Recode 7:05 AM
  • "Apple shares just did something they haven't done since 2009" CNBC 6:57 AM
  • "Apple Music Exec Shuts Down Rumors Of A Tidal Deal: 'We're not looking to acquire any streaming services,' Apple Music head Jimmy Iovine told BuzzFeed News."  BuzzFeed 7:04 AM
  • "Apple washes out rumours of a Tidal buyout: Apple Music boss Jimmy Iovine says Apple has no plans to buy any streaming services." CNET 6:55 AM
  • "No, Apple is not going to acquire Tidal" BGR 8:28 AM
  • "Apple's New Chips Change The Semiconductor Landscape" Forbes 12:14 PM
  • "Apple hires former Magic Leap, Oculus engineers in VR/AR push" AppleInsider 7:05 PM
  • "A closer look at Apple Watch Series 2 and the long path Apple took to the world of wearables"  AppleInsider 9:03 PM
OS X
News
  • "Apple Releases Second Golden Master of macOS Sierra for Developers" MacRumors 2:26 PM
  • "Updated macOS Sierra GM build released for testers ahead of September 20 launch" 9to5Mac 2:38 PM
AppleCare/Troubleshooting
Reviews/How-To/Tips
  • "Apple Music in iTunes just got more enjoyable and easier to use" Macworld 6:56 AM
  • "New in macOS Sierra: Keep Folders on Top When Sorting by Name in Finder" The Mac Observer 6:46 AM
  • "Try A Mac Day Planner You Can Use" Mac360 8:25 AM
  • "A New Way To Look At The Mac's Calendar" Mac360 8:25 AM
Press Releases
  • "You'll soon be able to play the stellar 'Deus Ex: Mankind Divided' on Mac" 9to5Mac 12:13 PM
  • "Just Released - Avadon 3: The Warborn, Fantasy Adventure for Macintosh" prMac 8:35 AM
  • "New Webfonts Added to Premium Fonts Collection" prMac 8:34 AM
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "First iPhone 7 and 7 Plus Pre-Order Customers in New Zealand Begin Receiving Shipments" MacRumors 4:07 PM
  • "Some iPhone 7 pre-order customers report improved estimated shipping/delivery times" 9to5Mac 3:35 PM
  • "Apple's iPhone 7 will be super limited in stores and all jet black and Plus models are sold out"  TechCrunch 7:07 AM
  • "Apple says Jet Black iPhone 7 and all 7 Plus models sold out; breaking news to those in line" 9to5Mac 7:05 AM
  • "Apple Says Initial Quantities Of iPhone 7 Plus, Jet Black iPhone 7 Sold Out" BuzzFeed 8:38 AM
  • "iPhone 7 Plus, jet black iPhone 7: Apple has already sold out of initial stocks/You're out of luck if you hoped to go to an Apple store this Friday and walk away with iPhone 7 Plus or the jet black iPhone 7. Both have sold out across the globe." ZDNet 7:05 AM
  • "Apple has already sold out of the jet black iPhone 7" CNNMoney 8:48 AM
  • "People in the iPhone 7 queue are p*ssed about Jet Black, Plus shortage" Mashable 7:22 AM
  • "Jet black is most popular color option among Sprint's high-capacity iPhone 7 preorders" AppleInsider 3:06 PM
  • "Canadians may have to wait six weeks for the Jet Black iPhone 7" iMore 3:35 PM
  • "iOS 10 Carrier Update Causing Woes for T-Mobile, MetroPCS and Telstra Customers" MacTrast 10:40 AM
  • "T-Mobile Tells Customers Not to Install iOS 10 on iPhone 6, 6 Plus, and SE" MacRumors 1:30 PM
  • "iOS 10 Bug Hits T-Mobile Customers on iPhone 6, SE" The Mac Observer 1:52 PM
  • "If Apple or Uber Really Build A Car, Here's Where They Might Start: Magna International Inc. helps many major automakers produce cars—will they do the same for tech companies?" Bloomberg 10:25 AM
  • "'About a dozen' Magna engineers working on Apple's electric car, 'Project Titan' - report" AppleInsider 10:26 AM
  • "Apple taps 'Foxconn for cars' to gain Project Titan expertise" Cult of Mac 12:39 PM
  • "Apple's Sunnyvale Car Team Includes a Dozen Magna Engineers" MacRumors 12:48 PM
  • "Apple Hires Former Time Warner Cable Executive Peter Stern: Mr. Stern will be a vice president working on cloud services, reporting to Apple's Eddy Cue" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 7:10 AM
  • "Worldwide Smartwatch Market Will See Modest Growth in 2016 Before Swelling to 50 Million Units in 2020, According to IDC" Business Wire 8:29 AM
  • "Your smartwatch skepticism could evaporate by 2020" CNET 2:48 PM
  • "Apple cracking down on gif search terms in iOS 10 Messages after porn discovery" AppleInsider 5:59 PM
  • "Apple bans 'butt' search in iMessage after My Little Pony porn shows up" The Verge 12:40 PM
  • "Apple Is on a Moderation Rampage After Porn Was Found in iOS 10" Gizmodo 3:06 PM
  • "Acacia Subsidiary, CCE, Awarded Verdict of Willful Patent Infringement in Case against Apple" Business Wire 8:29 AM
  • "Cellular Communications Equipment, LLC lands major win in patent infringement case against Apple" PRNewswire 8:31 AM
  • "Today in Apple history: The final ever Apple II model arrives" Cult of Mac 8:46 AM
Non-Apple News
  • "Samsung Finally Launches Official Recall of the Exploding Note 7" Gizmodo 4:58 PM
  • "Pandora Plus Offers Unlimited Skips, Offline Playback for $5 Per Month" The Mac Observer 10:19 AM
  • "FBI chief James Comey recommends taping over your webcam: He likened it to locking your car and your house at night." Engadget 8:28 AM
  • "Amazon's Fire TV streaming devices are becoming less selfish" TechHive 7:07 AM
Publications/Podcasts
  • "Podcast 525: Yay iOS 10, boo iPhone Upgrade Program" Macworld 1:50 PM
  • "Joe Kissell Takes Control of Upgrading to Sierra" MacVoices 12:47 PM
  • "TMO Daily Observations 2016-09-15: The iPhone 7 Launch Famine, watchOS 3 Standout Features" The Mac Observer 12:34 PM
  • "Walt and Nilay review the iPhone 7: The latest from Ctrl-Walt-Delete" The Verge 12:13 PM
  • "Rebound 103: Lose the Dongle" Six Colors 10:40 AM
  • "Happy Hour Podcast 085 | iPhone 7 pre-order experience, Apple Watch Series 2 reviews, iOS 10 launch, and more" 9to5Mac 10:22 AM
Hardware/Software
  • "Proof that Apple is working with Energous on wireless charging is hidden in plain sight"  VentureBeat 2:05 PM
  • "Regulatory Filings May Point to Apple Partnership With Wireless Charging Firm Energous" MacRumors 2:38 PM
  • "iPhone 7 theoretically faster than any MacBook Air, though disclaimers apply" 9to5Mac 10:26 AM
  • "The iPhone 7 is twice as fast as the best Android phone you can buy" BGR 11:03 AM
  • "Apple sends survey over headphone jack to MacBook Pro users, perhaps hinting at eventual removal" 9to5Mac 7:05 AM
  • "Apple may kill the headphone jack on the MacBook Pro" The Next Web 6:55 AM
  • "Apple's iPhone 7 Smart Battery Case Offers 26% More Charge Than iPhone 6s Version" MacRumors 10:41 AM
  • "iPhone 7 Unboxing Video Reveals New 'Choose Your Click' Home Button Option" MacRumors 8:36 AM
  • "Unboxing video shows Jet Black and matte black iPhone 7 models side-by-side" 9to5Mac 8:35 AM
  • "Apple Watch Series 2 Unboxing!" iMore 8:46 AM
  • "iOS 10 Jailbreak Demonstrated With Working MobileSubstrate [Video] iClarified 12:13 PM
Apple Patent Applications
  • "Patents Surface Covering Apple's Fanatical Detail for the iPhone 7 Finish, Retail Bags +" Patently Apple 10:40 AM
  • "iBag, anyone? Apple files for a patent for a paper bag" Apple World Today 8:45 AM
AppleCare/Helps
  • "iOS 10 Security and Privacy Features Explained" Intego 3:35 PM
  • "How To Fix iOS 10 WiFi Issues [Guide] Redmond Pie 10:40 AM
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "Aspyr Celebrates 20th Birthday With Massive Sale" MacRumors 1:28 PM
  • "12" iPad Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 6:48 AM
  • "9" iPad Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 6:48 AM
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 6:48 AM

Reviews/How-To/Tutorials/Tips
Reviews
  • "iPhone 7 and iPhone 7 Plus begin arriving to preorder customers around the world [Gallery] 9to5Mac 6:40 PM
  • "Which Apple Watch Should Grace Your Wrist? Apple Watch Series 1 Vs. The Apple Watch Series 2" Digital Trends 3:37 PM
  • "Hands-on: Beats Solo3 Wireless — the first available headphones featuring Apple's new W1 chip [Video] 9to5Mac 8:34 AM
  • "Review: Twelve South HiRise 2 for iPhone + iPad" iLounge 2:56 PM
  • "FIIL Diva Pro Review: The Bluetooth headphones from the future" iMore 11:09 AM
  • "EnerPlex Surfr Review... iPhone Battery Case With Built In Solar Panel" Low End Mac 8:36 AM
  • "MOS Go first look: Could be the best battery for charging a MacBook" Macworld 7:07 AM
  • "Kanex GoPower USB-C Portable Battery review: Good performance and sleek design at a premium" Macworld 7:07 AM
  • "ZeroLemon ToughJuice USB-C 30000mAh review: Slow and steady wins the recharging race" Macworld 7:07 AM
  • "RAVPower 20100mAh External Battery review: Underwhelming by every measure" Macworld 7:07 AM
  • "You'll enjoy going into battle with Napoleon: Total War" Apple World Today 8:25 AM
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "watchOS 3: The MacStories Review" MacStories 11:08 AM
  • "Hands on: WatchOS 3 is the OS Apple always intended/For Apple Watch users, the third time is the charm." Computerworld 8:48 AM
  • "Things I Liked Most About watchOS 3. And a Nice Trick" The Mac Observer 2:23 PM
  • "Embrace the stickers, but the iMessage App Store contains so much more: When you peel away thousands and thousands of stickers, the dozens of apps just added to iMessage in iOS 10 have some great potential." Macworld 8:36 AM
  • "Inside iOS 10: You Can Now Ask Siri About Your Favorite Apps" Apple'n'Apps 8:33 AM
  • "Apple Music in iOS 10: Smart, simple, but still imperfect" Macworld 6:55 AM
  • "Apple Makes Changes to News App: New version allows publishers that offer subscriptions to sign up new customers within the app, with Apple collecting 30% of the revenue from new subscribers, 15% from renewals" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 12:09 PM
  • "'Atomic Super Lander' Review - More Brutal Than That Animal Crackers Scene in Armageddon" Touch Arcade 10:40 AM
  • "'Magic Mansion' Review - Monochrome Monotony" Touch Arcade 12:48 PM
How-To/Tutorial
  • "How To Hide The Predictive Text Bar In iOS 10" AddictiveTips 1:27 PM
  • "How to re-enable Apple Watch screenshots in watchOS 3" iDownload Blog 12:12 PM
  • "How to get bokeh and depth of field tricks without an iPhone 7" Macworld 10:26 AM
  • "Can't find Maps extensions? Here's why" iMore 8:44 AM
  • "How to make your Apple TV or iPad a Home Hub" iMore 8:44 AM
  • "How to use the Apple Watch's Digital Crown in watchOS 3" Apple World Today 6:56 AM
Tips
  • "iOS 10: Where's Slide to Unlock? How to Disable 'Press Home to Unlock' in iOS 10" OS X Daily 2:25 PM
  • "Quick Tip: Delete a sticker from a Messages conversation" Six Colors 11:08 AM
  • "Quick Tip: Temporarily hide iMessage stickers that obscure text" Six Colors 10:40 AM
  • "On iPhone 7 Shipping Updates and Ensuring You Get Your Package" The Mac Observer 8:25 AM
  • "iPhone 7: When does it go on sale, is it sold out, and what are the best deals?" Telegraph 6:58 AM
  • "12 little-known tips and tricks for Apple Music: Get to know Apple Music's new look" [Slideshow] Macworld 6:56 AM
Analysis/Commentary/Editorial/Opinion
  • "IPhone Buyers Poised for Letdown as Apple Supply Trails Demand" Bloomberg 9:03 PM
  • "The Apple Watch Series 2 Was Made To Appease 1st Gen Owners" Apple'n'Apps 7:04 PM
  • "Apple frantically removing potentially NSFW terms from iMessage GIF search after initial oversight" 9to5Mac 8:47 PM
  • "Porn is Sneaking into the New GIF Search Feature in iOS 10 Messages" The Mac Observer 4:38 PM
  • "The Evolution of the iPhone in 7 Charts" CareerTrends 12:48 PM
  • "Opinion: How & when might Apple remove the headphone jack from Macs?"  9to5Mac 12:13 PM
  • "Removing the headphone jack from future MacBooks would be a mistake"  BetaNews 10:42 AM
  • "Worry warts: Apple's supposed software problem" Macworld 10:26 AM
  • "Apple and the Bar By Which Tech is Measured" Tech.pinions [Insider Content] 8:39 AM
  • "You May Not Like App Store Subscriptions" Mac360 8:31 AM
  • "The Next Great Thing Is Already Here (it's just not really all that great yet)" McSolo 8:25 AM
  • "The iPhone's Future Is Coming (next year)" Mac360 8:24 AM
  • "All Work and No Headphone Jack Makes Nilay a Dull Boy" Daring Fireball 7:08 AM
  • "Cassandra: Unreasonable Costs -Wireless Headphones for the iPhone" eXtensions 7:00 AM
  • "Is iOS 9 better than iOS 10? Twitter answers using GIFs" Memeburn 6:57 AM
Non-Apple
  • "Lenovo pokes fun at the iPhone 7 as it tries to remind people the Moto Z exists" BGR 8:44 PM
  • "LG G5 Review: Ambitious But Unrefined" HotHardware 12:08 PM
  • "Android is slowly sliding back into old bad habits" Computerworld 11:03 AM
  • "How The Internet Became A Big Time Suck" PixoBebo 8:24 AM
Humor/Cartoons
  • "Google street view blurs cow's face in Cambridge" BBC 4:47 PM
  • "The real reason the iPhone 7 Plus sold out" Mashable 3:38 PM
  • "Conan pokes fun at AirPods with amusing sketch based on famous iPod ads [Video] 9to5Mac 7:02 AM
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "iPhone owners can recoup their costs with 500px camera app: The site 500px, which has expanded from photo sharing to photo sales, taps into the higher quality that's available through raw photo formats." CNET 3:37 PM
  • "Booq unveils 'Pack Pro' laptop backpack" BetaNews 1:46 PM
  • "Neoappz Message Translator 1.0 for iOS 10" MacPrices 10:19 AM
  • "First Orion Launching PrivacyStar App for iOS 10" PRNewswire 2:58 PM
  • "Domino's® Launches Messenger Ordering in the U.S." PRNewswire 8:31 AM
  • "Box Ranks Highest in Customer Satisfaction with Cloud Storage Services" PRNewswire 8:31 AM
  • "Valassis Rolls Out New Release of Local Flavor Mobile App for Hyper-Local Deals" Business Wire 12:19 PM
  • "First Look Media Introduces Nibmoji, Political Satire in Emoji Form" Business Wire 12:19 PM
  • "More4Apps Releases Mobile Stocktake Application for Oracle E-Business Suite" Business Wire 12:19 PM
  • "TIAA Announces Updated App for Latest Apple and Android Watches" Business Wire 8:34 AM
  • "HEAT Software Updates Best-In-Class Software To Manage Apple Devices" Business Wire 8:29 AM
  • "Bergenfield NJ Police Department and AppArmor Launch Cutting Edge Custom Mobile Safety App" Business Wire 8:29 AM
  • "Unleash your music power by Everlisten++" prMac 10:26 AM
  • "iPhone 7 Guidebook - Guide book released for iPhone 7 and iPhone 7 Plus" prMac 7:05 AM
  • "Backup all iPhone and iPad data with TouchCopy before updating to iOS 10" prMac 6:56 AM
Computer Industry
  • "Microsoft Azure borkage in central US leads to global woes: Mostly sorted now, but still some SQL database problems" The Inquirer 4:32 PM
  • "Microsoft is finally bringing desktop apps to the Windows Store" The Verge 9:52 AM
  • "Microsoft brings traditional programs to the Windows Store thanks to UWP: Putting app in square box make it all better" The Inquirer 3:50 PM
  • "Microsoft Azure Service Fabric coming to Linux" BetaNews 6:26 AM
  • "Microsoft is still bragging about Edge's battery superiority: You can watch Netflix 45 percent longer than on Chrome, it claims." Engadget 9:50 AM
  • "Edge fires back, claims even better battery life with Anniversary Update" WinBeta 9:52 AM
  • "Microsoft Health Mobile App Quietly Renamed to Microsoft Band" Thurrott 4:55 PM
  • "Dell XPS 13 refresh boasts Kaby Lake internals and 22-hour battery life: And it's available in 'rose gold', obviously" The Inquirer 5:58 AM
  • "Dell's updated XPS 13 includes a 'rose gold' model: Dell's cult favorite laptop now packs seventh-gen Core processors, Thunderbolt 3 and a little bit of pink." Engadget 6:03 AM
  • "Dell updates Torvalds' preferred XPS 13 laptop: New Intel chips, pricey rose-gold finish" ZDNet 6:45 AM
  • "Dell refreshes XPS 13 with new Intel chips, better battery life, and rose gold" The Verge 6:12 AM
  • "Dell unveils new XPS 13 with 7th-gen Intel Core processors and 22 hours of battery life" Neowin 6:13 AM
  • "Dell XPS 13, Inspiron 15 5000, Inspiron 17 5000 Laptops Refreshed With Kaby Lake Processors" NDTV Gadgets 6:21 AM
  • "Dell Launches New XPS 13 Laptop with Kaby Lake CPU and Rose Gold Version: Upgraded series featuring new hardware and color options" Softpedia 6:21 AM
  • "Dell Technologies has sold one major BU every three months in 2016" Computerworld 6:20 AM
  • "Dell EMC Launches First SDS Product, ScaleIO Ready Node" eWeek 6:34 PM
  • "Dell EMC Launches First SDS Product, ScaleIO Ready Node" eWeek 4:47 PM
  • "Dell surges, overtakes Hewlett Packard Enterprise on server shipments" ZDNet 4:32 PM
  • "Dell, HPE Continue to Lead a Flat Server Market in Q2" eWeek 6:03 AM
  • "HP's A3 printers will feature Samsung engines" Channel Pro 6:22 AM
  • "HP goes after US$55b A3 printer/copier market: Launching in 2017" Computerworld 6:22 AM
  • "HP repositions itself as a channel-led company" Channel Pro 6:22 AM
  • "HP repositions itself as a channel-led company" Channel Pro 6:22 AM
  • "IBM boosts its mobile security game through IBM Cloud" ITProPortal 6:28 AM
  • "AMD Radeon RX 490 release date, news & update: Video card to come with not 1 but 2 Polaris 10 GPUs?" The Christian Times 6:23 AM
  • "Is AMD's super-smooth FreeSync technology about to come to TVs?" TechRadar UK 6:23 AM
  • "Nvidia reveals AI for Baidu's self-driving cars" EE Times Asia 6:05 AM
  • "How Cisco Is Leaving a Lasting Impact On the Brazilian Community" BizBash 6:24 AM
  • "Oracle Cloudware Sales Up, Licensing and Hardware Down" eWeek 8:40 PM
  • "Qualcomm could make dual cameras standard on phones: Clear Sight is a single module with two cameras." Engadget 6:03 AM
  • "Lenovo's distinctive new Yoga Book 'notebook' available to pre-order in UK, from £429.99" Neowin 6:13 AM
  • "Kangaroo Notebook uses mini PCs to separate work and play: Swapping modules out of the laptop dock gives you a brand new computer." Engadget 7:11 AM
  • "The PC is broken: Time to fix the business model or quit" ZDNet 1:49 PM
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "Why Apple Is Going Back To $130, And Possibly Higher" Seeking Alpha 11:03 AM
  • "Apple analysts fear 'air pocket' after iPhone 7 spike" USA Today 7:10 AM
  • "Apple's stock surges premarket, heads for 4th-straight gain" MarketWatch 6:57 AM
Industry News
  • "Wall Street Rallies on Rates Relief, Apple Gains: A series of weak data points on Thursday gave investors renewed confidence the Federal Reserve likely won't raise interest rates until the year's end at the earliest." TheStreet 4:33 PM
  • "Apple Stock Heads for Best Four Days Since 2014; Short Sellers Flee" FOXBusiness 4:34 PM
  • "Market Snapshot: U.S. Stocks Close Higher As Apple Helps Spark Broad Tech Rally" Nasdaq 4:34 PM
  • "Positive volatility: Stocks rally as Dow closes up 178 points" USA Today 4:35 PM
  • "Tech Shares Lead U.S. Stocks Higher: Central-bank policy still a concern for investors" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 4:35 PM
  • "Asian stocks mixed on speculation over next moves by central banks" MarketWatch 6:50 AM
  • "European stocks edge up as oil turns higher" MarketWatch 6:50 AM

 
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