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Wednesday Highlights: Apple's patent chief leaves company; Fortune reports on Barnes and Noble testimony, which Mac Observer interprets as a bombshell in price-fixing e-books trial; Apple announces major 'channel' additions to Apple TV, including HBO GO and WatchESPN; 'Steve Jobs email' plays pivotal role in ongoing e-books trial; All Things D and AppleInsider report on a major $30 million iPad contract awarded to Apple by the Los Angeles Unified School District; More on expanded OS X Mavericks beta testing with the expansion of testing to retail employees; Pierre Igot at Betalogue notes that the promise of OS X sandboxing is not played out in real-world stability; Macworld reviews Lightroom 5, finding it an impressive and innovative upgrade; across the pond, Macworld UK continues its series of Adobe Creative Cloud reviews with Premiere Pro CC; also in OS X Reviews/How To, Kirk McElhearn gives a tutorial on the command line with mastering files and folders; Erica Ogg at GigaOm discusses how even the best iOS app developers struggle to set the right price; Harry McCracken at Time's Techland approves of the new MacBook Air's long-lived battery life; Gene Steinberg at the Tech Night Owl discusses the cylindrical Mac Pro's expansion dilemma.

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Apple/Macintosh
  • "Apple patent chief departs amid major ongoing IP lawsuits" AppleInsider 12:50 PM
  • "B&N Drops Bombshell in DOJ's Price Fixing Case Against Apple" The Mac Observer 2:01 PM
  • "'Steve Jobs email' plays pivotal role in e-book price fixing case: Email composed but never sent by late Apple founder may hold key to antitrust case"  Macworld UK 7:26 AM
  • "Apple's E-Book Trial Shrouded in Fog, Not Smoke" MacNewsWorld 7:49 AM
  • "The Apple e-book antitrust trial: Enter Barnes & Noble" Fortune 7:50 AM
  • "Apple's iPhone 5 Targeted in new Patent Lawsuit for using the 'Call Forwarding' Feature" Patently Apple 11:25 AM
  • "iOS 7 gives Apple devices a new look" BBC 7:10 AM
  • "Apple Awarded $30 Million iPad Deal From LA Unified School District" Apple 1:47 PM
  • "Apple Wins $30 Million iPad Contract From L.A. Unified School District" AllThingsD 7:07 AM
  • "Apple wins $30 million iPad contract from LA school district: The second-largest school system in the U.S., the L.A. Unified School District, has awarded Apple with a $30 million contract to provide iPads to every student it serves." AppleInsider 8:06 AM
  • "L.A. Unified to give every student an iPad in deal worth 'hundreds of millions" VentureBeat 9:49 AM
  • "L.A. school board OKs $30 million for Apple iPads" Los Angeles Times [Paid Membership Required] 9:49 AM
  • "HBO GO & WatchESPN Come to Apple TV"  Apple 9:22 AM
  • "Measuring the iTunes video store" asymco 12:20 PM
  • "Best Buy recalls batteries over fire risk: Best Buy recalls 5,100 replacement batteries for MacBook Pro due to fire risk" Associated Press 1:45 PM
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  • "Apple reportedly extending OS X 10.9 and iOS 7 testing beyond developers" iMore 7:40 AM
  • "Four ways OS X Mavericks will save your MacBook's battery" Macworld 7:12 AM
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General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Here's What iTunes Radio Looks Like On Apple TV (With iAds) – [Video] RazorianFly 11:13 AM
  • "OS X Mavericks website, once for sale, dissolves into email list scam" Stabley Times 6:48 AM
  • "Jay-Z inks exclusive album deal with Samsung, but he's an iPhone user" Stabley Times 6:49 AM
  • "Are your Apple iMessages secure?" Mashable 11:03 AM
  • "Apple end-to-end encryption far from bulletproof: Apple won't provide experts with details of encryption architecture, so what it means by 'cannot decrypt' data is unclear, expert says" CSO Online 7:50 AM
  • "Why you don't want to use the default password for your iPhone personal hotspot" 9 to 5 Mac 9:24 AM
  • "iOS Personal Hotspot passwords vulnerable to brute force attacks" iMore 7:28 AM
  • "Researchers able to predict iOS-generated hotspot passwords, takes under a minute" Engadget 7:06 AM
  • "Apple's popularity not enough to keep Dutch retailer afloat" Financial Times 7:46 AM
Non-Apple News
  • "Cassandra -Epson Invests ¥16 Billion in New Facilities for Next-Generation Print Heads" eXtensions 9:47 AM
  • "Super-sharp displays on Android phones take on Apple: Huawei, HTC, and Sony are leaders in super-sharp, large-screen phone displays, and Apple's got some catching up to do, says DisplayMate Technologies." CNET News 9:24 AM
  • "CEO: Adobe's results validate shift to subscriptions (Q&A)/Creative Cloud subscriptions jumped 221,000 to 700,000 in Adobe's most recent quarter. In an exclusive interview, Shantanu Narayen says that's evidence Adobe is 'well on our way to a very successful transition.'" CNET News 8:11 AM
  • "Facebook Suffers Short Outage After 'Internal Issue'" Social Barrel 7:38 AM
  • "Tablet downsizing trend to quicken in second half of 2013" Macworld UK 7:28 AM
  • "PlayStation 3 update causing console fault, Sony confirms" BBC 6:53 AM
  • "Private cloud growth likely to eclipse public cloud" AppleDailyReport 6:50 AM
  • "The future of Ubuntu on mobile: Canonical forms carrier group to shape OS" ZDNet 11:27 AM
  • "MIT Whiz Sets Out to Humanize the Internet of Things" Wired 11:24 AM
  • "Toshiba delivers bigger 1TB Stor.E Slim with 10GB cloud storage" V3 11:17 AM
  • "Windows Phone 'weak', Huawei sneers: Huawei consumer chief says just three or four smartphone companies will survive" Network World 10:48 AM
  • "EA snubs sports lovers but tosses AMD fans a bone with next-gen PC gaming plans" PCWorld 10:47 AM
  • "Use of 'anonymous' search engine rockets following PRISM scandal: DuckDuckGo, a search site that does not track its users, announced traffic has nearly doubled" The Independent 10:25 AM
  • "Cumulus Networks unveils 'Cisco killer': The startup's Debian-based Linux distribution for commodity switching hardware takes aim at upending the networking status quo" InfoWorld 10:24 AM
  • "VMware Fights Rival Amazon With 'Cloud Credits'" InformationWeek 10:22 AM
  • "30,000 orders for a gadget not yet built" The Globe and Mail [Free Registration Required] 10:20 AM
  • "After Sandy, AT&T Builds Solar Phone Charging Stations Across NYC" ABCNews 9:57 AM
  • "Samsung Denies Zuckerberg's Facebook Phone Request" InformationWeek 11:49 AM
  • "Filtered Video? Instagram Reported to Add Video to App at Facebook Event Tomorrow" ABCNews 9:56 AM
  • "Imagination Technologies' profit dips on licensing slowdown" Reuters 9:49 AM
  • "Alcatel-Lucent refocuses on IP networking and ultra broadband" IDG News Service 10:45 AM
  • "New CEO begins Alcatel makeover" Reuters 9:48 AM
  • "Google Docs hijacked by Trojan.APT.Seinup malware" V3 11:17 AM
  • "Feedly hits 12 million users, launches web version and quits relying on Google's backend" paidContent 11:43 AM
  • "Google Ventures-backed Collaborate debuts" USA Today 11:16 AM
  • "Google Chromebooks hitting 6,600 stores for $199 and up" TG Daily 11:10 AM
  • "Google Glass is Orwellian, ridiculous, and 'destroys people,' Noam Chomsky says" VentureBeat [Free Registration Required] 11:22 AM
  • "Privacy Officials Worldwide Press Google About Glass" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 9:47 AM
  • "PlayStation 3 update causing console fault, Sony confirms" BBC 9:57 AM
  • "HTC Unveils 5-Inch Butterfly S Phablet" PC Magazine 10:43 AM
Publications/Podcasts
  • "Debug 16: David Gelphman from Adobe to General Magic" iMore 2:05 PM
Hardware/Software
  • "Apple TV gets HBO Go and WatchESPN" The Verge 9:21 AM
  • "Apple TV Gets a Bit Bigger, with HBO and ESPN Apps (For Most, But Not All of You)" All Things D 11:28 AM
  • "The good news: HBO Go, WatchESPN coming to Apple TV/Inevitably lame bad news: You still need cable to actually watch anything." Ars Technica 12:38 PM
  • "Big Apple TV update adds HBO GO and WatchESPN channels" 9 to 5 Mac 9:23 AM
  • "Apple Adds A Bunch Of New Channels For Apple TV" AppleBitch 10:37 AM
  • "High resolution images claim to show 'iPhone 5S' and iPhone 5 display assemblies side-by-side" AppleInsider 6:57 AM
  • "Inside iOS 7: iBeacons enhance apps' location awareness via Bluetooth LE" AppleInsider 6:57 AM
  • "Apple's unreleased iOS 7 usage already on the rise" Computerworld 9:47 AM
  • "A closer look: iOS 7 Siri and iOS in the Car" Electronista 9:05 AM
  • "Apple iOS 7 to feature deep LinkedIn integration? Code references in iOS 7 beta show Apple is testing LinkedIn integration and single sign-in" Macworld UK 7:46 AM
  • "Report: New iPad mini in Q4 to boost small tablet explosion" ITProPortal 7:49 AM
  • "iPad 5 release date, news, specs and rumours" PC Advisor 7:47 AM
  • "Apple, Samsung & HTC considering liquid-cooled phones (rumor)" 9 to 5 Mac 6:53 AM
AppleCare/Helps
  • "Thunderbolt Firmware Update 1.2: Keeps reappearing and Thunderbolt ports and Target Display Mode may not work" Apple Support 5:16 PM
  • "Apple TV (2nd and 3rd generation): Third-party content provider information" Apple Support 12:30 PM
  • "Xsan: How to move journal data to a dedicated storage pool" Apple Support 6:57 AM
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "Random Heroes 2 For iPhone And iPad Is Temporarily Available For Free (Normally $0.99)" Apple Sliced 8:55 AM
  • "File Manager -Folder Plus For iPhone And iPad Is Free Right Now (Previously $4.99)" Apple Sliced 8:56 AM
  • "Star Defender 3 For iPad Is Free Today (Was $1.99)" Apple Sliced 8:56 AM
  • "15" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 7:55 AM
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 7:56 AM
  • "MacBook Air Prices & Sales" MacPrices 7:56 AM
  • "Apple India slashes prices of previous generation MacBook Air models, offers Back to School discounts on other Macs" NDTV Gadgets 7:12 AM

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Reviews
  • "Review: Long Live the New MacBook Air" Techland 7:47 AM
  • "Battery tests show Apple's new MacBook Air beats competitors by a mile" Laptop 10:39 AM
  • "Lab Tested: New MacBook Air offers best battery life of any Apple laptop" Macworld 9:16 AM
  • "13-inch MacBook Air unboxing and first impression" iMore 7:40 AM
  • "We embark on testing Apple's new 13 inch MacBook Air" fcp.co 7:08 AM
  • "Explore The New Features In iOS 7 Using This Interactive Web Demo" AddictiveTips 8:03 AM
  • "Review: Element Case ION 5 Spec Ops Case for iPhone 5" Run Around Tech 7:02 AM
  • "When it comes to iPhone case/wallet combos, look at the mighty Finn" AppleDailyReport 6:50 AM
  • "49 iPhone games that would rock with a controller" CNET Reviews 7:27 AM
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "iOS 7: A Week Later" SplatF 1:39 PM
  • "Office Mobile for iPhone alternatives: Microsoft's new app enters an already-crowded field/Microsoft released its first iOS version of Office on Friday. The problem with Microsoft's approach to Office for the iPhone is that a diverse range of alternative iOS apps and suites already exists" Macworld UK 8:11 AM
  • "Review: Intense alien warfare goes mobile with XCOM: Enemy Unknown for iOS" TechHive 7:49 AM
How-To/Tutorial
  • "Wedding Video Via iPad" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 7:09 AM
Analysis/Commentary/Editorial/Opinion
  • "Apple Lands Important Deal for 30,000 iPads in LA Schools" The Mac Observer 4:50 PM
  • "Op-Ed: Breathe Deep" YMP Now 2:49 PM
  • "Microsoft's Twitter-based tech support puts Apple in the shade" ZDNet 11:28 AM
  • "Apple Could Challenge Microsoft for Desktop Dominance--but it Won't" Tech.pinions 11:24 AM
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Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "Red starts shipping 4K-capable Redray media player, iOS remote app" Electronista 1:09 PM
  • "Feedly launches new cloud backend & web interface, hits 12M users ahead of Google Reader demise" 9 to 5 Mac 12:37 PM
  • "Rolling Stones release back catalogue on iTunes" Reuters 12:28 PM
  • "Next Airshow: Chicago, July 13th" asymco 12:16 PM
  • "Sonic CD Finally Gets iPhone 5 Support In Latest Update" App Advice 11:59 AM
  • "Russia's Yandex fires up mobile browser for iPad and Android phones" ZDNet 11:27 AM
  • "Microsoft brings Office Mobile app for iOS to UK App Store" V3 11:18 AM
  • "Modern Combat 4's New Meltdown Update Available On iOS Now" Cult of Mac 8:03 AM
  • "Croco Studio Offers a Brand New App for Free - Fairytale Sort and Stack" prMac 7:58 AM
  • "NiteStand 1.0 - Alarm Clock, Weather + more! Now Available Free for iPad" prMac 7:58 AM
  • "Coco + Francois 1.0 for iPad: Word Games for Preschoolers in 6 Languages" prMac 7:58 AM
  • "Vauxhall now shipping the Adam with integrated Siri connectivity, current owners get a free upgrade" iMore 7:40 AM
  • "Jamn, A Software Multitool For Guitarists" Cult of Mac 7:04 AM
  • "Facebook For iOS Gets Status Icons & Convenient Privacy Controls" AddictiveTips 6:54 AM
Computer Industry
  • "Dell rejects new Icahn proposal: The special committee of the board will continue to support founder Michael Dell's proposal to take the company private" IDG News Service 10:08 AM
  • "Icahn raises Dell stake, calls for share buyback" MarketWatch 9:32 AM
  • "Icahn Appeals to Dell to Institute $15.4B Buyback" [Video Report] Bloomberg TV 9:36 AM
  • "Icahn Proposes Dell Buy Back Shares at $14" [Video Report] Bloomberg TV 9:35 AM
  • "Icahn doubles down on Dell offer with $14 per share buyback scheme" The Register 11:13 AM
  • "HP Execs Face Challenges in CEO Whitman's Shuffle" [Video Report] Bloomberg TV 9:37 AM
  • "Can HP's Weisler Fix This Chart? His Big New Job Rides On It" Forbes 9:37 AM
  • "Microsoft abandons Xbox One restrictions" GamesIndustry 4:51 PM
  • "Microsoft Launches $100K Bug Bounty Program" Wired 2:51 PM
  • "Microsoft offers hefty bounties to thwart hackers" Reuters 2:05 PM
  • "What is Microsoft's Next Ten Billion Dollar Idea?" The Motley Fool 9:41 AM
  • "Windows Phone 'weak', Huawei sneers: Huawei calls the Windows Phone platform weak despite using it as the foundation for some of the smartphones it makes." Computerworld New Zealand 2:02 PM
  • "Microsoft plans updated Surface RT tablet with Qualcomm chip and 4G speeds" V3 11:17 AM
  • "Microsoft May Run WinRT on Qualcomm Processor" TheStreet 11:42 AM
  • "Microsoft, Qualcomm to team up on next round of Surface RTs -- report" CNET News 9:45 AM
  • "Next Surface RT Will Reportedly Feature Chip From Qualcomm With Support For LTE" Redmond Pie 1:39 PM
  • "Microsoft partners with Samsung, HP to help stop Windows piracy in China" IDG News Service 10:46 AM
  • "Microsoft upgrades TypeScript with generics and better tooling: The JavaScript-related project is aimed at teams writing large applications" InfoWorld 10:24 AM
  • "Microsoft says it freed millions from botnet" Reuters 11:01 AM
  • "Oracle's Q4 and beyond: Five big issues" ZDNet 11:27 AM
  • "Oracle: We WON grey market software and Solaris support case" Channel Register 11:13 AM
  • "Oracle releases latest round of Java security patches" ZDNet 11:28 AM
  • "Oracle Fixes Critical Java Flaws, Repairs Tool" CRN 10:06 AM
  • "Intel's budget supercomputer diversifies" EE Times 10:12 AM
  • "Cisco Plans Israel's Transformation Into First Digital Nation" Bloomberg 11:38 AM
  • "Intel joins Alliance for Wireless Power's Board of Directors" Engadget 1:09 PM
  • "AMD executive: The data center is changing and ARM will be the compute" GigaOM 1:09 PM
  • "Cisco to invest in Israeli venture capital funds" Reuters 11:39 AM
  • "With faster 5G Wi-Fi coming, Wi-Fi Alliance kicks off certification program: Process ensures 802.11ac devices work well with older Wi-Fi products" Computerworld 10:08 AM
  • "Certification begins on a faster, more reliable Wi-Fi technology" Los Angeles Times [Paid Membership Required] 10:28 AM
  • "Wi-Fi Alliance announces 802.11ac certification program" PCWorld 10:46 AM
  • "Hollywood, Silicon Valley quarrel over digital media" EE Times 10:12 AM
  • "Silicon Valley should fight for open Internet" MarketWatch 9:40 AM
  • "America needs a Cyber Bill of Rights" ZDNet 11:27 AM
  • "A Quantum Computing Problem Solved" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 11:47 AM
  • "Distinguishing quantum bits key to building large-scale computer: Researchers at the University of New South Wales have proposed a new method of distinguishing between quantum bits that are placed only a few nanometres apart in a silicon chip, taking them a step closer to the construction of a large-scale quantum computer." TG Daily 11:10 AM
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Apple News
  • "Applephoria Is Translating Into Lost Opportunities For Investors" Seeking Alpha 7:54 AM
Industry News
  • "Adobe rises, but Apple, Microsoft slip: B. of A. upgrades Adobe to buy; AMD, Nvidia lift chip stocks" MarketWatch 9:30 AM
  • "U.S. stocks down a bit; Wall Street waits for Fed" MarketWatch 11:32 AM
  • "U.S. Stocks Fluctuate as Investors Await Fed Comments" Bloomberg 10:00 AM
  • "Stocks Waver; All Eyes on the Fed" FOXBusiness 10:19 AM
  • "Stocks Trade Sideways, All Eyes on Fed; Adobe Surges" TheStreet 11:33 AM
  • "Investors hold their breath for the Fed" CNNMoney 9:23 AM
  • "Stocks Idle Ahead of Fed" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 11:19 AM
  • "Stocks: Investors hold their breath for Bernanke" CNNMoney 9:22 AM
  • "Asia Markets: China stocks fall, Japan jumps, ahead of Fed meet/Shanghai Composite ends at lowest level in more than six months" MarketWatch 9:27 AM
  • "Europe Markets: European stocks drop with Fed update in sight" MarketWatch 11:33 AM
  • "Most active Nasdaq-traded stocks: Nasdaq's 10 most active stocks at 1 p.m." Associated Press 2:18 PM
  • "Midday Glance: Computer companies/Computer companies shares mixed at 1 p.m." Associated Press 12:23 PM

 
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