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Do you buy the report that the reason Apple lost out on TV content was because they were too "hard-nosed" in TV negotiations?

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Do you buy the report that the reason Apple lost out on TV content was because they were too "hard-nosed" in TV negotiations? Vote for the results in the left column below or go straight to the results here.

Friday Highlights: Apple hires Dan Dodge, former BlackBerry developer for autonomous car project, which Jonny Evans theorizes could be a car operating system moreso than an actual car—more in our Apple/Macintosh section; Apple's assertive negotiating style worked against the company in TV negotiations according to the Wall Street Journal; will iPhone SE help revenue as consumers wait for iPhone 7?; Horace Dediu calls iPhone "the most popular product of all time" after Apple sells billionth unit; might China be a much tougher field for Apple than presumed?; Macworld primer on uninstalling Mac apps; CNET feature looks at Apple summer camp for kids; on Bloomberg, Nobel economist Joseph Stiglitz says Apple's Irish profit reporting is fraudulent; £20 purchase refund scam targeted at iTunes users; SlashGear on making the 9.7" iPad Pro work for work; Quartz says Microsoft Pix is a cool app, but thinks we might want to stay with Apple's own camera app; English version of Pangu's iOS 9.3.3 jailbreak available, tutorials from 9to5Mac and Redmond Pie.

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Apple/Macintosh
  • "Apple asks U.S. Supreme Court to rule against Samsung over patents" Reuters 12:30 PM
  • "Apple Stock Down, Says Court Should Rule Against Samsung" TheStreet 12:31 PM
  • "Will Apple Car be the new BlackBerry?" ["The claim is that Apple is no longer solely focused on building its own autonomous vehicle, but also on developing an operating system that could be licensed to other auto-makers. It would be very hard for Apple to replace every car in the world with an Apple Car if it doesn't work in partnerships with others – licensing the OS may help, as the Android thing proved."]  Computerworld 6:49 AM
  • "Apple hires former BlackBerry developer Dan Dodge to boost car project" V3 7:20 AM
  • "Apple brings on new talent for autonomous car initiative: The former BlackBerry CEO was on tap to join Apple's team." Engadget 7:21 AM
  • "Apple hires former QNX CEO, may suggest shift in auto strategy: Insider sources told Bloomberg that Apple might be focusing more on software than an actual, physical automobile now." CNET 12:31 PM
  • "Apple is failing to bully Hollywood into seeing its future of TV: In search of its new big thing, the company has alienated cable providers and networks with an assertive negotiating style; 'time is on my side'" Wall Street Journal 7:47 AM
  • "Apple's negotiation tactics might be hurting its TV plans: An Apple TV can't replace your cable box until deals are made with the industry's biggest players." Engadget 7:28 AM
  • "Here's Why Apple's Rumored TV Service Hasn't Launched Yet" Time 9:27 AM
  • "Can Apple's iPhone SE Drive Revenues until the iPhone 7 Launch?" Market Realist 8:35 AM
  • "The most popular product of all time: The iPhone is not only the best selling mobile phone but also the best selling music player, the best selling camera, the best selling video screen and the best selling computer of all time. It is, quite simply, the best selling product of all time."  asymco 7:06 AM
  • "Billionth iPhone sold: Does that make it the best-selling product of all time?" ZDNet 8:38 AM
  • "Apple's Tumble From China Tree Accelerates/Bottom line: Apple could be on the cusp of a prolonged China downturn unless it can roll out smartphones with new breakthrough technology, as it gets overwhelmed by similar Chinese models that sell for far lower prices."  Forbes 8:36 AM
OS X
News
  • "Apple Inc. Confirms PC Market Share Loss: The tech giant reported a contraction in Mac unit shipments that was worse than what the broader industry suffered." The Motley Fool 8:35 AM
AppleCare/Troubleshooting
  • "El Capitan - working through confusion and changes after migration" MacInTouch 10:31 AM
Reviews/How-To/Tips
  • "The mysterious methods to uninstalling Mac apps: When you want to get rid of an app, it's harder than it should be to make sure all the app's files gone." Macworld 7:05 AM
  • "Using Automator to expand the multicam edit operations in Final Cut Pro X" fcp.co 8:41 AM
  • "Apple's Safari just borrowed one of the best tricks in Google Chrome" Tech Insider 9:13 AM
  • "Cabinet for OS X and iOS can save time for Neenah Paper customers" Apple World Today 7:20 AM
  • "Create Maps To Share From Your Mac" Mac360 7:29 AM
  • "A New And Faster Way To Launch Web Apps And Web Pages On A Mac" Mac360 8:11 AM
  • "Time Anything From Your Mac" TeraTalks 7:40 AM
Press Releases
  • "Powerful Children's App Review Database (CTREX) Gets Upgrade" prMac 11:22 AM
  • "Loopback 1.0.3 Adds Preliminary macOS 10.12 Sierra Support" The Mac Observer 10:46 AM
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Apple CEO Tim Cook To Host Hillary Clinton Fundraiser: Apple, like much of Silicon Valley, wants to be seen as an ally to both parties."  BuzzFeed 12:22 PM
  • "Apple CEO Tim Cook Plans to Host Fundraiser for Hillary Clinton Next Month" MacRumors 12:23 PM
  • "Tim Cook reportedly hosting Hillary Clinton fundraiser next month following Paul Ryan event" 9to5Mac 12:30 PM
  • "Peek inside Brooklyn's first Apple Store" TechCrunch 11:03 AM
  • "Chinese Consumers Buying More Smartphones, Just Not Apple's" Forbes 6:57 AM
  • "Apple iPhone Falls to 5th Place in China" 24/7 Wall St. 7:47 AM
  • "A day at Apple's summer camp: Coding, racing bots and more/Like Google and Microsoft, Apple is investing in programs to teach your kids how to code and play with technology." CNET 8:40 AM
  • "Apple's web of authentication/Apple uses three main authentication factors: something you know, something you have, and something you are." Macworld 7:05 AM
  • "Stiglitz Calls Apple's Profit Reporting in Ireland 'a Fraud'" Bloomberg 9:13 AM
  • "iTunes users targeted with £20 purchase refund scam - how to protect yourself" Telegraph 7:21 AM
  • "Apple warns customers about £20 iTunes phishing scam emails" V3 7:19 AM
  • "Security researcher finds message storage flaw in WhatsApp, says same vulnerability present in iMessages" 9to5Mac 7:06 AM
  • "SwiftKey app leaked users' email addresses and phone numbers to strangers" Telegraph 7:47 AM
  • "The SwiftKey keyboard app is busy leaking email addresses and phone numbers to strangers" BetaNews 11:27 AM
  • "Apple's Revamped Apple Store App to Offer 'For You' Product Recommendations" MacTrast 7:47 AM
Non-Apple News
  • "What my daughters learned at summer coding camp: They love collaboration and, above all, they are very fast learners when they see what technology can do for them." Recode 9:14 AM
  • "Sharp Pulled Down by Weak Display-Panel Sales" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 8:58 AM
  • "10 ways your phone makes you a better person: Think of all the trees you've saved by texting your BFF instead of writing them 1000-page letters." PCWorld 7:03 AM
Publications/Podcasts
  • "TMO Daily Observations 2016-07-29: Automous Driving Apple Car, a Year with USB-C" The Mac Observer 12:39 PM
  • "iMore Show 518: Bead blasted" iMore 12:31 PM
  • "Final Cut Pro Radio Show 019: Stefanie & Sean from Rampant Design" FCPRadio 8:11 AM
  • "AppleInsider podcast talks Q3 earnings, more 'iPhone 7' rumors, 'Apple Car,' more" AppleInsider 7:21 AM
  • "The Committed Podcast on Hardware Upgrades and Bad Tech Support" Kirkville 7:20 AM
Hardware/Software
  • "iPhone 7: Is this Apple's solution for offering no headphone jack?" The Week UK 7:04 AM
  • "Leak may have just confirmed the secret Apple had up its sleeve for the iPhone 7" News.com.au 7:04 AM
AppleCare/Helps
  • "Fitbit won't sync to your iPhone? Here's the fix!" iMore 7:21 AM
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "15" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 8:36 AM
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 8:36 AM
  • "MacBook Air Prices & Sales" MacPrices 8:36 AM

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Reviews
  • "iPad Pro 9.7 revisited: making it work for work" SlashGear 9:11 AM
  • "This Tiny Router Will Kill All Your Wi-Fi Deadspots" Gizmodo 11:03 AM
  • "Review: Yi 4K Action Camera" Wired 7:22 AM
  • "Review: 3 Bluetooth headsets for stereo sound" Computerworld 7:21 AM
  • "Mass Fidelity Core and Core Sub review: Exceptional Bluetooth speakers" TechHive 7:05 AM
  • "Kanex's GoPower USB-C portable battery is a great traveling companion for the 12-inch MacBook" Apple World Today 7:20 AM
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "Review: Microsoft Pix uses AI to improve your iPhone photos, but you might want to stick with Apple's app" Quartz 7:48 AM
  • "Big Bang Racing - Flipping Through Tons Of Tracks" Apple'n'Apps 7:21 AM
  • "'Snakebird' Review - Is it a Snake or is it a Bird?" Touch Arcade 12:31 PM
  • "'Dead Shell: Roguelike RPG' Review – A Crisis of Identity" Touch Arcade 10:49 AM
How-To/Tutorial
  • "How to swap words for emoji in iOS 10" Cult of Mac 12:32 PM
  • "How To Jailbreak iOS 9.3.3 On Windows Or Mac Using Pangu And Cydia Impactor [English] Redmond Pie 10:27 AM
  • "How-To: Jailbreak iOS 9.3.3 with the English version of Pangu [Video] 9to5Mac 8:58 AM
  • "Tune up your two-step Recovery Key: Do you even know where your Recovery Key is?" Macworld 7:21 AM
  • "How to play Pokémon GO on your jailbroken device" iDownload Blog 7:21 AM
Tips
  • "Pokémon GO: Can't Catch More Pokémon? Clear Out Your List" The Mac Observer 10:24 AM
Analysis/Commentary/Editorial/Opinion
  • "9 In 10 iPhone Owners Aren't Keen On Upgrading To iPhone 7"  Forbes 11:21 AM
  • "An Apple a Day: How the iPhone Managed to Disappoint and Excite in 1 Week" Fortune 10:27 AM
  • "Why Apple's Competitors Do Not Release Unit Sales Numbers" NoodleMac 9:44 AM
  • "Are You Really Ready For Apple's Coming Upgrade Cycle?" BohemianBoomer 8:36 AM
  • "iPhone 7: What I Want And Don't Want" Mac360 8:36 AM
  • "Apple Math: There's ASP And 'Real ASP" Mac360 8:11 AM
  • "8 huge questions for Apple's carOS team" Apple Must 8:11 AM
Non-Apple
  • "Is anyone at Yahoo paying attention? Probably not" BetaNews 12:32 PM
  • "I Fell in Love With the Worst Computer Money Can Buy" Gizmodo 8:36 AM
  • "First Click: Nintendo's NX should be the Netflix of video games" The Verge 7:29 AM
Humor/Cartoons
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "My search for the best iPad Pro accessories" iMore 9:27 AM
  • "Square Enix releases Cosmos Rings, unique role-playing game for Apple Watch" iDownload Blog 9:13 AM
  • "Nest Smart Thermostat App Adds Apple Watch Support" The Mac Observer 8:58 AM
  • "Worldwide Wearable Device Security Market Growth of 51.4% CAGR by 2022 - Analysis, Technologies & Forecasts Report 2016-2022 - Key Vendors: Apple, Fitbit, HP - Research and Markets" Business Wire 8:51 AM
  • "Pangu releases English jailbreak tool for iOS 9.2-9.3.3" iDownload Blog 10:27 AM
  • "English Version Of Pangu iOS 9.3.3 Jailbreak Is Now Available" Redmond Pie 8:41 AM
Computer Industry
  • "Oracle takes the cloud revenue fast track with $9.3 billion Netsuite deal" TechCrunch 12:04 PM
  • "Partners: Oracle's Acquisition Of NetSuite Expected - Now Come The Questions Of Product Positioning" CRN 8:05 AM
  • "Oracle to buy NetSuite to bolster cloud services" San Jose Mercury News [Free Registration Required] 8:05 AM
  • "Oracle agrees terms to buy cloud company NetSuite for US$9.3 bn" Vanilla Plus 8:04 AM
  • "Oracle to buy cloud software provider NetSuite for $9.3bn" Tech Central 8:03 AM
  • "Oracle to buy cloud computing pioneer NetSuite for $9.3 bn" domain-b 8:03 AM
  • "NetSuite Inc. (N) Jumped To A New High After Bought By Oracle" RTTNews 8:03 AM
  • "Oracle to buy NetSuite cloud company in $9.3bn deal" Capacity Media 8:01 AM
  • "Oracle Snaps Up NetSuite for $9.3 Billion to Bolster Cloud Offering" The Fast Mode 8:01 AM
  • "Oracle to grow into 'an even bigger monster' following NetSuite acquisition" PCR Online 8:00 AM
  • "Channel reacts to Oracle's $9.3bn takeover of NetSuite" CRN UK 7:59 AM
  • "Oracle swallows first cloud company – NetSuite – Channel EYE" Channel Eye 7:59 AM
  • "Oracle buys the original cloud player NetSuite for $9.3bn in cash" SiliconRepublic 7:59 AM
  • "Oracle NetSuite Buy Creates Serious Cloud Contender" InformationWeek 7:43 AM
  • "Windows 10 Insider build 14894 appears, could be the start of Redstone 2 for PC and Mobile" WinBeta 9:24 AM
  • "That free Windows 10 upgrade ends in a few hours. Here's how to get it" CNET 9:30 AM
  • "Reminder: You now have mere hours to upgrade to Windows 10 for free" BetaNews 9:28 AM
  • "Last call for free Windows 10 upgrade" BBC 9:04 AM
  • "Last chance to update to Windows 10 for free" The Guardian 9:00 AM
  • "Last call for free Windows 10 upgrade" BBC 9:04 AM
  • "5 Reasons You Should Update to Windows 10 if You Haven't Already" Gizmodo 8:51 AM
  • "Free Windows 10 upgrade: you only have until the end of today!" T3 9:31 AM
  • "Last chance for Windows 10: Microsoft to end free download of its controversial operating system today" Daily Mail (UK) 9:30 AM
  • "Today's your last chance to get Windows 10 for free" Digital Journal 9:08 AM
  • "Windows 10: Free offer ends tomorrow when cost rises to £100" V3 9:06 AM
  • "Today is your last chance to download Windows 10 for free - how to get started" Mirror Online UK 8:50 AM
  • "Windows 10 Pro Anniversary Update tweaked to stop you disabling app promos" The Register 9:32 AM
  • "Updategate: Trio files class-action suit against Microsoft over Windows 10" The Inquirer 9:31 AM
  • "Microsoft facing more lawsuits over forced Windows 10 upgrades" ITProPortal 8:50 AM
  • "Microsoft is cutting another 2850 jobs from its phone business and sales force" TechSpot 9:30 AM
  • "Microsoft Mobile And Nokia Misery Continues With 2,850 More Job Cuts" TechWeekEurope 9:22 AM
  • "Job cuts hit Microsoft's smartphone division" fin24tech 9:08 AM
  • "Microsoft is laying off 2,850 more workers" Engadget 9:03 AM
  • "Sluggish Microsoft Phone Business Leading To 2,850 Layoffs By Mid-2017" Tech Times 9:02 AM
  • "Microsoft strips thousands of jobs from its Windows Phone division" Alphr 9:01 AM
  • "Microsoft goes on another firing spree, because mobile" The Inquirer 8:52 AM
  • "IBM's Cloud CTO: 'We're in this game to win'" Network World 8:46 AM
  • "IBM Tivoli Storage Manager Server and Administration Center Flexera InstallAnywhere Untrusted DLL Search Path Lets Local Users Gain Elevated Privileges" Security Tracker 8:45 AM
  • "Dell Releases Digital Transformation Security Survey" Comms Business 8:42 AM
  • "Availability check: Can you buy the latest Polaris and Pascal GPUs from AMD and Nvidia?" ExtremeTech 8:31 AM
  • "AMD will release two new entry-level graphics cards for gaming" The Verge 8:30 AM
  • "New gear: AMD Radeon RX 470 and 460, Samsung 64-layer 3D NAND SSD, HP Z240" PCR Online 8:30 AM
  • "AMD Radeon RX 470 and RX 460 specs and shipping unveiled" SlashGear 8:29 AM
  • "AMD's entry-level RX 460 and RX 470 will launch in early August" Windows Central 8:28 AM
  • "AMD Details Remaining Polaris Cards: RX 470, RX 460 Releases Imminent" Tom's Hardware 8:27 AM
  • "AMD's Affordable Radeon Rx 470 And 460 Cards Will Hit The Streets In August" Digital Trends 8:25 AM
  • "AMD Radeon RX 470 and RX 460 arrive August 4 and August 8" Ars Technica UK 8:24 AM
  • "Full details revealed: AMD Radeon RX 470 and RX 460 specs and release dates" PCWorld 8:24 AM
  • "AMD announces the Radeon RX 470 and RX 460" TechSpot 8:24 AM
  • "AMD reveals specs for Radeon RX 470 and RX 460 that will launch in early August" VentureBeat 8:23 AM
  • "AMD Radeon RX 470 and 460 specs revealed: Budget GPUs for 1080p gaming" TrustedReviews 8:23 AM
  • "AMD reveals the full specs of the Radeon RX 460 and RX 470: But pricing remains a mystery" The Tech Report 8:22 AM
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "Apple Is Reinventing Itself Before Our Eyes, And It Makes The Stock A Strong Buy"  Seeking Alpha 10:49 AM
  • "Apple Readying Another Bond Sale to Fund Stock Buybacks" MacTrast 7:47 AM
  • "Apple Finalizes $7 Billion Five-Part Bond Sale" MacRumors 8:41 AM
  • "How Will Apple Stock React to Product Diversification Struggles?" TheStreet 8:36 AM
  • "Apple's Gross Margin Even Lower Than Reported" Seeking Alpha 9:36 AM
  • "Apple Buyers Need to Be Patient: Traders should exercise discipline before buying into Apple's recent momentum." TheStreet 7:20 AM
  • "Apple: Cirrus Earnings Bullish For iPhone 7" Seeking Alpha 12:31 PM
  • "BlackBerry: Signs Of Promise From Apple And Android" Seeking Alpha 10:49 AM
Industry News
  • "Stocks stage modest bounce as oil prices rise: U.S. stocks mostly shook off earlier concerns about sluggish second-quarter domestic growth and edged higher Friday, with the main S&P 500 index hovering near record levels set last week." MarketWatch 11:34 AM
  • "Stocks Mixed as Fed's Williams Waves Off Recession Worries: Stocks fluctuated on Friday morning after San Francisco Federal Reserve Bank President John Williams waved off worries of a looming recession." TheStreet 11:33 AM
  • "What's holding up Iran's big airplane deals: Iran's grand plan to buy aircraft from Boeing and Airbus is stalling." CNNMoney 11:32 AM
  • "Stocks Turn Mixed After Weak GDP Data; ExxonMobil Hit By Low Oil Prices: Stocks turned mixed at midday Friday following data showing the U.S. economy grew much less than expected in the second quarter." Investor's Business Daily 11:31 AM
  • "Buzz about summer stock slowdown heats up: With the Standard & Poor's 500 stock index hitting a record in July and a tad pricey relative to history, some Wall Street pros are sounding the alarm about a potential summer pullback." USA Today 11:30 AM
  • "Consumer Sentiment Slips in July: A closely-watched gauge of consumer sentiment from the University of Michigan came in at 90.0 in July. June's reading was 93.5. Economists anticipated a reading of 90.5 for the month." FOXBusiness 9:38 AM
  • "Oil Rebounds After Touching Bear Territory: Light, sweet crude for September delivery gained 30 cents, or 0.7%, to $41.44 a barrel on the New York Mercantile Exchange. Brent, the global benchmark, fell 45 cents, or 1.1%, to..." WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 11:28 AM
  • "Nikkei recovers after Bank of Japan fails to meet easing hopes: The Bank of Japan delivered a big disappointment to markets Friday, offering a moderate easing when many expected something much more aggressive." MarketWatch 7:21 AM
  • "European stocks book gains as banks move higher ahead of stress tests: European stocks closed higher Friday as bank shares fared well ahead of the release of stress-test results for the industry and investors reacting to another deluge of quarterly results." MarketWatch 11:26 AM

 
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