» Surface by Microsoft

Looks great! Not available yet! No pricing! Don’t look at Apple, look at us!

It does look great, though, and is really just the kind of thing Microsoft needs to do to regain relevancy in the tablet market, if it hasn’t already slipped away from it. So, on first blush and with a big fat question mark still over the pricing and availability and build quality and half a dozen other things like battery life and having two completely incompatible versions, I’d say good job, Redmond.

OH, GOD, I JUST BURST INTO FLAMES.