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Wednesday Highlights: Apple facing opposition in Australia over plans to build mega-store as group seeks to have site get heritage protection; Jason Snell explains why it is a "huge win" for Apple to get Photoshop on iOS; Apple Gazette on the very real threat of ransomware on the Mac; ever wondered how Time Machine does its thing?; Facebook's troubles aren't over, report that nearly 1/4th of Apple employees plan to dump their accounts, and now advertisers accuse the social network of witholding fact video ads aren't being watched in order to keep them paying for such advertisements; Google's Pixel 3 uses pioneering camera tech; Apple announces this Friday as start of iPhone Xr pre-orders.

  • "Apple in Trumpland: How the new administration could upend Apple's business"  Ars Technica 3:51 PM
  • "Can Apple emerge from the ashes?" Apple 3.0 [Subscription Required for Full Article] 7:27 AM
  • "Apple's Jimmy Iovine Talks About Apple Music Growth" Digital Trends 3:51 PM
  • "Apple vs. Samsung goes back to court, again, to re-assess the value of a rounded corner: It's time to debate damages. To Apple and to common sense" The Register 7:16 PM
  • "Could an iPhone Battery Have Played a Role in EgyptAir Crash? French investigators think the batteries in a co-pilot's iPad mini 4 or iPhone 6s may have caused the mysterious crash of EgyptAir flight MS804, which went down on May 19th of last year. All 66 people onboard were killed." Fortune 1:42 PM
  • "Jimmy Iovine Addresses Apple Music Expansion Reports: 'We're going to do whatever hits popular cultural smack on the nose,' Iovine said when asked about Apple's reported expansion."  The Hollywood Reporter 1/14
  • "After 10 years, can Apple revolutionize the industry again?" Pocketnow 1/14
  • "The addictive, divisive iPhone is a fitting tribute to Steve Jobs" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 1/14
  • "Is the Smartphone Already Obsolete? Modern smartphones have had a good run, but the next big technological paradigm might already be here." PC Magazine 1/14
  • "Why Apple is making its original TV content push now: Who needs a new Mac Pro when you can have Carpool Karaoke?"  Macworld 1/13
  • "Will Apple-Hollywood Partner to Offer Original Content?" Zacks 1/13
  • "Apple, bring back the MacBook Pro 17 and make your laptops great again: Make it bigger and more powerful, and give it a big, fat battery and screen."  PCWorld 1/13
  • "Apple must face claims of monopoly in iPhone app market: A court ruled that Apple has to face charges as app 'distributor'" IDG News Service 1/13
  • "App Store users can bring antitrust lawsuit against Apple: A court decision will let a group of iPhone users sue Apple for monopolizing the sale of iPhone apps." CNET 1/13
  • "App Store's walled garden could bring antitrust suit" Cult of Mac 1/13
  • "Tesla Is Snatching Apple's Stars to Make Itself the New Apple"  Wired 1/13
  • "New Swift project head Ted Kremenek said to be running the show behind the scenes for some time" AppleInsider 1/13
  • "Safari Users Unable to Play Newer 4K Video on YouTube in Native Resolution" MacRumors 1/13
  • "Pixel file transfer issues with Mac due to old Android File Transfer software" Canadian Reviewer 8:07 PM
  • "Logic Pros: Give your low-end some Substance with Output's latest bass engine for Logic" 9to5Mac 1/14
  • "How to Change the Chrome Download Location" OS X Daily 1/14
  • "How To Disable MacBook iSight Camera In macOS Sierra" Redmond Pie 1/14
  • "How to encrypt a bootable clone in macOS: Make sure your Mac's bootable clone is protected." Macworld 1/13
  • "Hands On: SuperDuper! 2.9.1 backup tool updated for macOS Sierra" AppleInsider 1/13
  • "How to browse privately and avoid persistent tracking on a Mac, iPhone, and iPad: All browsers let you go incognito when you want to prevent leaving virtual footprints." Macworld 1/13
  • "How to use albums and libraries in Photos for Mac" iMore 1/13
  • "Ask the iTunes Guy: Buying music from Apple Music, ripping noisy CDs, file names" Macworld 1/13
  • "How to customize the 'About This Mac' section of a Mac" iDownload Blog 1/13
  • "How to easily find and add missing location to images on Photos for Mac" 9to5Mac 1/13
  • "How to disable LinkedIn birthdays in macOS Sierra Calendar" Apple World Today 1/13
  • "How To Know Whether You Can Upgrade to Sierra" MacMost 1/13
  • "The World's Most Popular Mac Browsers" NoodleMac 1/13
Press Releases
  • "Fantastical 2.3.3" TidBITS 5:02 PM
  • "Free Mac Security Course and E-Book Released" prMac 1/14
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "A New Patent Troll Lawsuit Claims that Apple's 'Messages' App Infringes their Acquired Patent from Voice Express" Patently Apple 10:26 AM
  • "Is Your Smartphone Listening To Everything You Say? We Asked The Experts" Digital Trends 7:13 AM
  • "Apple Shares New Ads Showcasing its Truly Wireless AirPods" AppAdvice 7:12 AM
  • "Apple and Steve Jobs Steal From Xerox To Battle Big Brother IBM" Forbes 12:40 PM
  • "Why Amazon's Echo is totally dominating -- and what Google, Microsoft, and Apple have to do to catch up" Business Insider 1/14
  • "Early photos of life at Apple with Steve Jobs, from the company's first few employees" Business Insider 1/14
  • "Report: Foxconn LCD Plant In United States Still A Possibility" Redmond Pie 1/14
  • "Apple tries to prove your AirPods won't fall out" CNET 1/14
  • "Apple shares two new AirPods ads highlighting W1 pairing & Siri support" 9to5Mac 1/14
  • "New Apple Ads: 'Siri', 'Pairing,' 'Notes' and 'Stroll' [Video] RazorianFly 1/14
  • "Apple kicks off AirPods TV campaign despite limited availability" The Verge 1/14
  • "New fitness-focused Apple Watch ad challenges you to close your Activity rings" iDownload Blog 1/14
  • "Apple Watch Series 2 ad gets you to dance, run, ROCK!" iMore 1/14
  • "Putting the 'Port' in Portal: Old-school fan brings game to Apple II" The Register 1/14
Non-Apple News
  • "Samsung Electronics probe finds battery was main cause of Note 7 fires: source" Reuters 9:28 PM
  • "Facebook Germany says it will start tackling fake news in weeks" Reuters 12:58 PM
  • "LeEco receives $2.4bn injection from property tycoon" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 10:39 AM
  • "Nintendo America Boss: Switch Online Platform Will Have 'Nintendo Flare'" Time 8:54 AM
  • "Technology fails to save Ringling Bros. circus" VentureBeat 7:16 AM
  • "Sticker shock, and maybe nausea, hamper sales of virtual reality gear" New York Times 1/14
  • "WhatsApp Denies Allegations That It Left Backdoor Open For Government Snooping" HotHardware 1/14
  • "A Chinese regulator is ordering app stores to register with the government" The Verge 1/14
  • "Amazon Echo Continues AI Domination Into 2017" Digital Trends 1/14
  • "5 things Google's Pixel phone can do that the iPhone can't" [Video] Business Insider 1/14
  • "Nvidia's leaked Shield Portable is the Switch competitor we may never see" The Verge 1/14
  • "Bus Drivers Working Alongside Silicon Valley Millionaires Struggle to Afford Rent, Some Sleep in Cars" WBAL News Radio 1090 1/13
  • "Android co-founder Andy Rubin hopes to reinvent the smartphone — again: His startup, Essential, is working on a phone as well as smart-home gear." Recode 1/13
  • "Outgoing FCC chief Tom Wheeler offers final defense of net neutrality" The Verge 1/13
  • "Google RAISR Intelligently Makes Low-Res Images High Quality" PC Magazine 1/13
  • "Behold what could be the world's first clear view of the Galaxy S8 edge" BGR 1/13
  • "The best way to put Alexa in every room of your house" BGR 1/13
  • "Xiaomi: The 'Apple of China' admits it grew too quickly - Jan. 13, 2017" CNNMoney 1/13
  • "Nintendo will have a Switch app to help with parental controls" Engadget 1/13
  • "Nintendo disappoints with $299 price for new Switch console" Reuters 1/13
  • "Nintendo Switch specs are official: All the nitty-gritty details" BGR 1/13
  • "Backdoor in WhatsApp's end-to-end encryption leaves messages open to interception" BetaNews 1/13
  • "Consumer Reports Loves the Mac Again, Bigger Apple TV Apps -TMO Daily Observations 2017-01-13" The Mac Observer 1/13
  • "AppleInsider podcast talks 10 years of iPhone, CES, and more" AppleInsider 1/13
  • "A New Year, A New Podcast: The AppAdvice Weekly Podcast Episode 01" Apple'n'Apps 1/13
  • "Apple Inc. Supplier Readying for Ramp-Up of New 10-Nanometer Tech" The Motley Fool 12:40 PM
  • "New iPhone Leak Reveals Highest Possible Water Resistance" Forbes 7:24 AM
  • "iPhone 8 rumored to feature better waterproofing than iPhone 7, tout IP68 rating" 9to5Mac 1/14
  • "Pixel won't sync with MacBook? Outdated Google software is to blame" phoneArena 1/14
  • "[Exclusive] Galaxy S8, iPhone 8 to feature highest-level water resistance" The Investor 1/13
  • "Apple's 'iPhone 8' to gain tougher IP68 water and dust resistance - report" AppleInsider 1/13
  • "Next iPhone Said to Have Even Better IP68-Rated Water Resistance" MacRumors 1/13
  • "After Apple's software patch, Consumer Reports now recommends the new MacBook Pro" BetaNews 1/13
  • "10 New Apple Technologies Introduced in 2016" Apple Must 1/13
  • "Apple TV Apps Are About to get More Compelling Thanks to Less Restrictive File Sizes" The Mac Observer 1/13
  • "Beta 4 of iOS 10.2.1 and MacOS Sierra 10.2.3 Released for Testing" OS X Daily 1/13
  • "How to fix crackly audio with AirPods or Beats Solo3 headphones" iDownload Blog 1/13
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "15" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 1/13
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 1/13
  • "MacBook Air Prices & Sales" MacPrices 1/13

  • "12 iPhone reviews in 3 minutes for its 10th anniversary" Engadget 1/14
  • "M&D's wireless MW50 headphones aren't perfect, but they sound great" Engadget 1/14
  • "DBrand vs. SlickWraps vs. Decal Girl – iPhone 7 skin comparison" Mobile Reviews Eh 1/14
  • "Apple Sets a Baseline for Hardware in 2017 With the AirPods" Macdrifter 1/13
  • "AirPods are Apple's most Apple-like product in years" Quartz 1/13
  • "Boosting GPU Performance of the 'late 2016' MacBook Pro using a GPU Expander" Bare Feats 1/13
  • "Intel SSD DC P3520 Series NVMe PCIe Enterprise Solid State Drive Review" HotHardware 1/13
  • "Review: Joli's handmade leather sleeve is a pricey but well-made choice for MacBook Pro users" 9to5Mac 1/13
  • "Macgo Blu-Ray Player, OWC drive lets you play Blu-Ray movies on your Mac" Apple World Today 1/13
  • "Mavic Pro: The coolest gadget since the original iPhone [Reviews] Cult of Mac 1/13
  • "Review: Dreampad, the Bluetooth pillow speaker with impressive tech but limited application" 9to5Mac 1/13
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "Hands on with Airmail 1.5, managing Apple Mail, Gmail, and Exchange on iOS" AppleInsider 4:30 PM
  • "How Kiwake Alarm Clock for iPhone Boosted My Morning Routine" iPhone Hacks 11:49 AM
  • "SteamWorld Heist's tactical action might steal all of your free time: Command a crew of robot space pirates in this gripping, strategic combat affair." Macworld 1/14
  • "WatchPlayer: Play podcast episodes directly from the Apple Watch speaker [Video] 9to5Mac 1/13
  • "3 iOS apps for learning to code in bite-size lessons: Learning to code, or improving your skills, is a great New Year's resolution. Here are three iOS apps to help you make good on your promise." TechRepublic 1/13
  • "Glimpse is an Apple Watch app news addicts will love (with reservations)" iDownload Blog 1/13
  • "Milkmaid of the Milky Way: A cute adventure game that's out of this world!" iMore 1/13
  • "How To Fix Pokémon GO's Annoying iOS Audio Dampening Bug" Forbes 11:56 AM
  • "How to Turn Off Autoplay Videos on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram" Digital Trends 1/14
  • "How to replace a broken screen on an iPhone SE" iMore 1/14
  • "Super Mario Run: Complete Game Guide" iMore 1/14
  • "How to Transfer Photos from iPhone to Windows 10 PC" OS X Daily 1/13
  • "How to customize Podcasts on iPhone and iPad" iMore 1/13
  • "A Better Way to Access the Camera from iPhone Lock Screen in iOS 10" OS X Daily 1:42 PM
  • "How To Find Your Phone Number on iPhone, iOS" Apple Must 1/14
  • "This trick lets you find who a lost iPhone belongs to" Business Insider 1/14
  • "How to turn on Siri for third-party apps in iOS 10" AppleInsider 1/13
  • "How would you change Apple Music?" iMore 12:13 PM
  • "Apple's first AirPods ad reminds me of the iPod ads" TechCrunch 7:16 AM
  • "10 Years Ago, Apple's iPhone Changed Our Lives Forever" Forbes 1/14
  • "A Hacker Just Proved That Apple May Have Been Right About the F.B.I."  Vanity Fair 1/14
  • "All is fail: Apple doom only comes in extra large" Macworld 1/14
  • "Cassandra: Weekend Review -Doom, Gloom and Deckard's Zoom Machine" eXtensions 1/14
  • "Apple is here to stay, for the time being" TechnoBuffalo 1/13
  • "Pro Photography on a Budget: Can you make more money shooting with your iPhone than your DSLR camera?" iMore 1/13
  • "iPhone apps should be sold outside App Store, lawsuit argues" Mashable 1/13
  • "Why should you back up your device?" iMore 1/13
  • "U.S. Appeals Court Allows Group to Sue Apple Over App Store 'Monopoly'" Daring Fireball 1/13
  • "The Math To Prove Apple's Demise" Mac360 1/13
  • "Confirm Or Deny: Fun With Apple" Mac360 1/13
  • "Apple's New Plan: 'If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em" TeraTalks 1/13
  • "With Finie, Apple's Siri could transform banking" Computerworld 1/13
  • "Mac Pro 2 Concept Takes 'Trashcan' Mac Pro and Expands it, Literally" AppAdvice 1/13
  • "Apple's obsessive secrecy may have driven out Swift's creator" Cult of Mac 1/13
  • "Apple's culture of secrecy wore down Swift creator & Xcode lead Chris Lattner, say friends" 9to5Mac 1/13
  • "Sonos needs voice control, and not just Alexa: Jason Snell's current favorite speaker needs to take steps to avoid becoming as obsolete as his last favorite speaker." Macworld 1/13
  • "Why We Should Care about the Consumer Reports MacBook Pro Rating" TidBITS 1/13
  • "Consumer Reports changes its tune, now recommends MacBook Pro" Apple Must 1/13
  • "Verizon's network is ancient, says T-Mobile" CNET 7:27 PM
  • "Here's a closer look at Nintendo Switch's game cards" VentureBeat 4:30 PM
  • "We get our hands on Nintendo's transforming Switch console: First Look" [Video] CNET 10:21 AM
  • "Hulu Is Cutting The Cord On Entertainment: But Are We Ready Yet?" Forbes 1/14
  • "The Glass Half Full Case For The Nintendo Switch" Forbes 1/14
  • "Oh, Get Over It! Talking To Ai Is No Weirder Than Talking To Your Dog" Digital Trends 1/14
  • "Why I'm Worried The Nintendo Switch Is Just Another Wii U" Forbes 1/13
  • "The Inside Story of Google's Daydream, Where VR Feels Like Home" Wired 1/13
  • "Is Watching a Movie on a Phone Really So Bad?" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 1/13
  • "What Was the Last Gadget Standing at CES 2017?" PC Magazine 1/13
  • "Is a Chromebook the right computer for me?" Recode 1/13
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "Cassandra: Hard disks and USB-C in Thailand -Small Improvement in Availability" eXtensions 8:02 AM
  • "Cutting the Cord: Apps That Allow You to Ditch Cable" AppAdvice 7:12 AM
  • "Learn Up to 14 New Languages with Babbel, the Language App" Digital Trends 1/14
  • "Install an inexpensive USB-C PCI-E card in a Mac Pro for full USB 3.1 data transfer speeds" AppleInsider 1/14
  • "Spigen's Ultra Hybrid 2 for iPhone 7/7 Plus shows off the black/jet black iPhone w/ new premium finishes" 9to5Mac 1/13
  • "Cartella Slim Cases Put The 'Book' Back Into 2016 MacBook Pro" MacPrices 1/13
  • "Korg's powerful iOS Gadget music production app is coming to the Mac w/ full DAW support" 9to5Mac 1/13
Computer Industry
  • "Intel believes 5G wireless could reach far beyond smartphones to smart things" VentureBeat 11:14 AM
  • "E-waste rising dangerously in Asia: UN study" AFP Relax News 7:11 AM
  • "Gadget mountain rising in Asia threatens health, environment" Associated Press 7:11 AM
  • "FCC Chairman warns Republicans against net neutrality repeal" CNET 8:17 AM
  • "Technology can't replace the human touch" TechCrunch 8:03 AM
  • "Microsoft HoloLens Is Winning The Reality Wars" Forbes 1/14
  • "Microsoft Confirms Windows 10 Game Mode Performance Gains, Xbox One Beam Streaming How-To" HotHardware 1/14
  • "Microsoft Admits Windows 10 Has A Serious Problem" Forbes 1/14
  • "Will Intel Raise Its Dividend in 2017? The chipmaker has done a good job of increasing its dividends over time, but will it keep doing so this year?" The Motley Fool 1/14
  • "Many Intel-based PCs Could Be Hacked Via USB 3.0, Debugging Interface" Digital Trends 1/14
  • "Amazon wants government permission to run mystery wireless tests in rural Washington" Business Insider 1/14
  • "For these Microsoft workers charged with verifying images of child porn, the strain is too much" Quartz 1/13
  • "Microsoft staff sue over being force to watch smut" TechEye 1/13
  • "Microsoft slates end to security bulletins in February: Plans to replace detailed descriptions with online database; promises no cutbacks in information" Computerworld 1/13
  • "Microsoft details tweaks to its Windows 7, 8.1 patch rollups" ZDNet 1/13
  • "Microsoft acquires Maluuba, a startup focused on general artificial intelligence" TechCrunch 1/13
  • "Microsoft affirms commitment to AI with acquisition of deep learning startup Maluuba" The Next Web 1/13
  • "Microsoft Acquires Maluuba for AI-Enabled 'Literate Machines'" eWeek 1/13
  • "Microsoft acquires artificial general intelligence startup Maluuba" Seeking Alpha 1/13
  • "Microsoft just bought an AI startup that can outperform Facebook and Google" The Verge 1/13
  • "Microsoft avoids Swiss legal battle with Windows 10 changes" The Stack 1/13
  • "Microsoft's new Windows 10 Game Mode will maximize gaming performance" The Verge 1/13
  • "The next Windows 10 update should make PC gaming better than ever" BGR 1/13
  • "US Government probe of HP's $11bn Autonomy deal could look at fresh targets" Cambridge News 1/13
  • "IBM Watson Commerce Adopted by Ernes to Boost Profitability" Zacks 1/13
  • "IBM Watson Commerce Adopted by Ernes to Boost Profitability" Zacks 1/13
  • "IBM Watson and FDA to explore blockchain for secure patient data exchange" TechCentral 1/13
  • "Will Earnings Squash Bull Market in IBM?" TheStreet 1/13
  • "Is Intel's HERE Investment a Jab at Alphabet?" Market Realist 1/13
  • "AMD's Ryzen CPU sort of gets a release date" ExtremeTech 1/13
  • "AMD's Ryzen CPU To Compete With Nvidia GTX 1080" TechFrag 1/13
  • "AMD Ryzen 2017 CPU line-up, specs, price point set for February big reveal; Quad-core versions threat to Intel" Yibada 1/13
  • "Dell kill their long-awaited 4K OLED monitor because of technical difficulties" PCGamesN 1/13
  • "Cisco: A Cloud Strategy for a Multicloud World" DABCC 1/13
  • "PC sales fall again despite new models and form factors: Gartner and IDC data paint similar picture" V3 1/13
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "Apple: Not Clear It's Investible for Five-Year Periods, Says Bernstein" Barron's 1/13
  • "Trump-proposed corporate tax reform predicted to have minor positive impact on Apple EPS" AppleInsider 1/13
  • "AAPL Stock: Peter Thiel Delivers a Blunt Reality Check to Apple Inc." Profit Confidential 1/13
  • "UBS takes a deep dive into Apple's taxes under Trump" Apple 3.0 [Subscription Required for Full Article] 1/13
Industry News
  • "Nasdaq ends at a fresh record, banks gain; Dow retreats from 20,000: J.P. Morgan, Wells Fargo, Bank of America all rise after results" MarketWatch 1/13
  • "S&P 500 Rises on Strength in Financial Stocks, Dow Slips: The S&P 500 moves higher on Friday as financials benefit from better-than-expected earnings from Bank of America and JPMorgan Chase." TheStreet 1/13
  • "Stocks: Nasdaq hits high, but Dow retreats from 20,000 ... again" Associated Press 1/13
  • "Stocks Climb as U.S. Banks Start Reporting Earnings: U.S. financial stocks rose Friday, as the start of banks' earnings season reignited buying in the sector after its postelection rally had stalled." [Paid Membership Required] 1/13
  • "Asian markets close out the week mainly lower: Nikkei bucks trend, reverses large chunk of previous session's decline" MarketWatch 1/13
  • "Fiat rebound sends European stocks higher into the weekend: Drugmakers recover after Trump-related drop" MarketWatch 1/13

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