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  • "Apple should be afraid of Google. Very afraid"  CNET 8:39 AM
  • "No 'OK, Google' on the iPhone? That's a huge problem"  VentureBeat 8:46 AM
  • "'Today at Apple' launches worldwide" Apple 6:34 PM
  • "Apple seemingly stops offering free three-month Apple Music trial in select countries" 9to5Mac 11:09 AM
  • "Apple Music's Three-Month Trial is No Longer Free in Australia, Spain, and Switzerland" MacRumors 11:02 AM
  • "Apple's biggest launch of the year may have been last week or something" MacDailyNews 4:31 PM
  • "Tipping point for Apple Pay as majority of UK tills accept limitless payments" Telegraph 4:33 PM
  • "Facebook, Microsoft, and Google are raising the bar higher than ever for Apple"  Business Insider 5/20
  • "Apple's biggest launch of the year may have been last week" CNET 5/20
  • "Today At Apple: How Angela Ahrendts Imagined A New Apple Retail Experience"  Forbes 5/20
  • "Apple Remains Best Performing DJIA Stock of 2017" 24/7 Wall St. 5/20
  • "Apple among companies meeting at White House next month to talk government modernization, immigration, more" 9to5Mac 5/20
  • "Apple execs, other tech firms to talk immigration, government modernization in White House meeting" MacDailyNews 5/20
  • "Vestager: Ireland 'taking too long' to recover Apple tax"  News Talk 5/19
  • "Evidence is mounting that Apple is working on a glucose-monitoring device"  Business Insider 5/19
  • "Tim Cook is testing a glucose tracker for the Apple Watch" The Verge 5/19
  • "Tim Cook is reportedly testing Apple Watch-connected diabetes tracker" The Next Web 5/19
  • "15 reasons Apple leads the mobile enterprise" Computerworld 5/19
  • "Execs from Apple, other tech firms to talk immigration and government modernization at White House meeting" AppleInsider 5/19
  • "Deleted iPhone Notes Remain Stored In iCloud Even After 30 Days" UberGizmo 1:27 PM
  • "We Did It Again: Deleted Notes Extracted from iCloud" Elcomsoft 5/19
  • "Security firm recovers iCloud Notes beyond Apple's 30-day deletion window" AppleInsider 5/19
  • "Ask the iTunes Guy: Managing your iTunes library" Macworld 5/19
  • "How to Fill Out PDF Forms and Documents on Mac" OS X Daily 5/19
  • "Making Numbers Formulas Easier To Read" MacMost 5/19
  • "Learning a Language? You Need This macOS Dictionary Tip" Apple Must 5/19
  • "Did Apple just kill tenths of loyal websites?" Mac Gamer HQ 5/19
Press Releases
  • "Logic Pros: What's new in iOS & Mac music production this week" 9to5Mac 5/19
  • "Ready for Take Off – Endless Space 2 Available Now on Steam" ["...available now on Steam for Windows and Mac OS"] Amplitude Studios 5/19
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Apple refuses refund as batteries blamed for airborne headphone explosion" ZDNet 9:04 PM
  • "Apple nixes video glitch repair program for 2011 MacBook Pros" AppleInsider 1:24 PM
  • "Apple Blames Exploding Beats Headphone On Third-Party Batteries" UberGizmo 5/20
  • "Warning: New Apple ID scam will give hackers access to your account, device" Clark 5/20
  • "Ford Brings New Android and Apple Features to Cars" 24/7 Wall St. 5/20
  • "Rare Apple-I fetches less than expected at German auction" The Straits Times [Free Registration Required] 5/20
  • "The first ever computer built by Steve Jobs in his garage just sold for £100,000" Metro UK 5/20
  • "Survey: Android devices now have lower failure rates than iPhones"  phoneArena 5/19
  • "Exploding headphones not our fault: Apple/An Australian woman whose face, hands and hair were burned when her headphones exploded on a plane won't be compensated by manufacturer Apple because third-party batteries were at fault."  Australian Associated Press 5/19
  • "Apple blames exploding headphones on third-party battery" TechRadar UK 5/19
  • "Woman was reportedly burned by Beats headphones, Apple blames 'third-party' AAA batteries" The Verge 5/19
  • "Data Forensics Company Recovers Notes Data Apple Claims is Deleted" The Mac Observer 5/19
  • "Toyota CEO on Tesla: 'what they are producing is something close to an iPhone'"  Electrek 5/19
  • "NY State records show what Apple & other tech companies spend lobbying against the right to repair" 9to5Mac 5/19
  • "Apple Funds Lobbyists to Oppose New York 'Right to Repair' Bill" iDrop News 5/19
  • "Apple Posts Four More iPhone 7 Photography Tutorials [Video] iClarified 5/19
  • "Stevie Wonder performs at Apple HQ to celebrate Global Accessibility Awareness Day" AppleInsider 5/19
  • "Today in Apple history: Apple introduces the doomed Apple III" Cult of Mac 5/19
Non-Apple News
  • "Killing the NES Classic Edition looks like a worse and worse idea" BGR 5/19
  • "AT&T Workers Start 3-Day Strike in Contract Impasse" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 5/19
  • "DDOS Attacks Are Trying to Bring WannaCry Ransomware Back" Wired 5/19
  • "New Surface Pro leak confirms Microsoft's hatred for USB-C" The Verge 5/19
  • "Spotify buys AI firm Niland to power recommendations, stave off Apple Music advances" AppleInsider 5/19
  • "Instagram and Snapchat were ranked the worst for children's mental health" Business Insider 5/19
  • "Bye bye MP3: You sucked the life out of music. But vinyl is just as warped" The Register 5/19
  • "Fixing Album Art, Cracked iPads, and UPnP Dangers – Mac Geek Gab 658" The Mac Observer 11:06 AM
  • "Trusting Siri, Apple's Diabetes Wristband -TMO Daily Observations 2017-05-19" The Mac Observer 5/19
  • "Watch: Rumors of a Siri home speaker heat up as Apple heads toward WWDC" AppleInsider 5/19
  • "New MacBook Pros as WWDC? Don't miss this week's CultCast!" Cult of Mac 5/19
  • "AppleInsider podcast talks with makers of tools for pro musicians at Moogfest" AppleInsider 5/19
  • "Apple Says 2011 MacBook Pro No Longer Eligible For 'Video Issues' Repair Program" MacRumors 5/20
  • "Apple granted a patent for inviting others to online sessions" Apple World Today 5/20
  • "Apple to ship 5-6 million 10.5-inch iPad Pro tablets in 2017, say Taiwan makers" DigiTimes 5/19
  • "New Report Reaffirms 10.5-Inch iPad Pro Announcement At WWDC 2017" Redmond Pie 5/19
  • "TPK hikes 3D Touch price for iPhone with OLED, says paper" DigiTimes 5/19
  • "Component cost for 3D Touch module in OLED iPhone to rise by 150%, amidst rumors of premium priced iPhone 8" 9to5Mac 5/19
  • "New 'iPhone 8' 3D Touch tech rumored to be more expensive than Apple expected" AppleInsider 5/19
  • "Apple Said to Be Increasing Production of Rumored 10.5-inch iPad Pro" MacRumors 5/19
  • "Apple Increasing 10.5-inch iPad Pro Production Ahead of Launch" The Mac Observer 5/19
  • "Apple iOS 10.3.2 Has A Nasty Surprise" Forbes 5/19
  • "Jailbreak developer hacks NFC on iPhone 6s to talk to NFC devices" 9to5Mac 5/19
  • "iPhone hacked by jailbreak developer to interact with NFC devices" iDownload Blog 5/19
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "15" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 5/19
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 5/19
  • "12" MacBook Prices & Sales" MacPrices 5/19

  • "Logic Pros Review: The 'Unique' virtual analog synth and wild vowel filter comes to iOS" 9to5Mac 4:28 PM
  • "HTC U11 vs Apple iPhone 7: The weigh-in/How do HTC and Apple's top phone compare on specs?" Stuff Magazine 5/19
  • "Why I love Apple's hideous Smart Battery Case" Cult of Mac 5/19
  • "Review: Apple's new sleep monitor is too fiddly" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 5/19
  • "FLI Charge review: Versatile wireless charging pad works with USB gadgets, too" Macworld 5/19
  • "We got one of Apple's patented round pizza boxes" The Outline 5/19
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "Friday 5: Things 3 is more than just a visual overhaul [Video] 9to5Mac 5/19
  • "SoundHound vs. Shazam: Which music identification service should you use?" iMore 5/19
  • "Times of Day for the Best Images: Golden Hour One for iOS" eXtensions 5/19
  • "How to Resend an iMessage on iPhone to Fix a 'Not Delivered' Error" OS X Daily 9:03 PM
  • "How to Automatically Hide Your Mac's Menu Bar and Dock" iDrop News 4:29 PM
  • "How to Save Photos, Videos, and Stories from Instagram to Your iPhone" iDrop News 1:26 PM
  • "Touch ID Not Working on iPhone 7? Try These Solutions" iDrop News 5/20
  • "iPhone Apps Stuck on 'Waiting' During Download? Here's How to Fix It" iDrop News 5/20
  • "How To Install DownCloud On iOS 10 To Download Songs From SoundCloud Without Jailbreak" Redmond Pie 5/20
  • "Boot Camp – Capture Screenshots in Windows With an Apple Keyboard" MacTrast 5/20
  • "Gmail Smart Reply: How To Turn the Feature Off" Time 5/19
  • "How to share iCloud Photo Sharing albums with others" iMore 5/19
  • "Is Your Macbook Charger Dead? Check These Solutions Before Buying A New One" Digital Trends 4:29 PM
  • "Here's What to Do After Dropping Your iPhone in Water" iDrop News 4:29 PM
  • "An Essential iCloud Tip Travellers Need Before They Leave" Apple Must 8:47 AM
  • "How to see how much storage space is available on your Apple Watch" iDownload Blog 5/19
  • "Apple Pay Violates Patents Held by Encryption Technology Inventor, Lawsuit Alleges" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 9:05 PM
  • "Apple's iPhone 8 Reportedly Still On Track For September Launch" UberGizmo 9:05 PM
  • "What it's like to work in Chinese factory assembling iPhones" New Zealand Herald 6:35 PM
  • "I was there for the first iPhone release 10 years ago — here's what it was like" Business Insider 4:33 PM
  • "Why Apple's iPhone 8 Will Be So Expensive" Forbes 4:30 PM
  • "iPhone 8 and iPhone 7S moulds leak alongside each other" TrustedReviews 10:58 AM
  • "Cassandra: Taking Time to Stop -Breathe on the Apple Watch" eXtensions 8:47 AM
  • "Here's everything Apple is rumoured to be launching in 2017" Business Insider 8:38 AM
  • "Dear Apple, Americans aren't in love with 'America First'" CNET 4:28 PM
  • "iPhone 8: Here's everything we think we know about Apple's super-expensive iPhone" ZDNet 5/20
  • "I am slave to Apple Watch no more" BetaNews 5/20
  • "Apple's AirPods are the perfect accessory to meditation apps" The Verge 5/20
  • "The iPhone 8 rumor mill: what to expect, or not" The Next Web 5/20
  • "We tested Apple's Siri versus Google's new competitor on the iPhone, and Siri loses pretty miserably" CNBC 5/20
  • "Leaked iPhone 8 mold suggests device will be slightly larger than the iPhone 7" BGR 5/20
  • "iCloud Notes recovered well beyond Apple's 30-day deletion window" SlashGear 5/20
  • "New photos show purported iPhone 8, iPhone 7s and iPhone 7s Plus molds side by side" 9to5Mac 5/20
  • "Basic motivations: Making iPhone 8 headphone news" Macworld 5/20
  • "I finally found my favorite Apple Watch band for Android Wear/Gear smartwatches, here's where to buy it" 9to5Google 5/20
  • "I tried one of Apple's new free photography classes — here's what I learned" Business Insider 5/20
  • "Apple Watch May Have 1 Brilliant Benefit In watchOS 3.2.2: Should You Upgrade?" Forbes 5/20
  • "Join the discussion: Please, Apple, no curved display." iMore 5/20
  • "Apple doesn't always expunge deleted notes older than 30 days" Engadget 5/20
  • "Why Apple wants to outlaw people from fixing their own iPhones" Business Insider 5/19
  • "The smaller iPad Pro should be coming next month" BGR 5/19
  • "Dr. Mac Says He Can Save You an Hour a Day for Life (for Free)" The Mac Observer 5/19
  • "A Stellar Concept Video for iOS 11 and the Rebirth of the Mac" The Mac Observer 5/19
  • "Imagining the introduction of a 'Siri Speaker'" Six Colors 5/19
  • "Championing the Mac Pro"  iMore 5/19
  • "The 'Holy Grail' in Diabetes"  512 Pixels 5/19
  • "A look at 100 awesome iOS 11 features we hope Apple introduces at WWDC" BGR 5/19
  • "iOS 11: iPad Wishes and Concept Video"  MacStories 5/19
  • "Is iPhone Facial Recognition A Good Idea?" NoodleMac 5/19
  • "This Is What the Apple iPhone 8 Looks Like? You're Kidding, Right?" RealMoney 5/19
  • "Comment: Google and ASUS provide a glimpse of the AR features we might see in the iPhone 8" 9to5Mac 5/19
  • "About Apple's Marketshare Myth" Mac360 5/19
  • "Tech companies are addicting people, but is that so bad?"  The Next Web 5/19
  • "Apple And The Talking Box Fantasy" Mac360 5/19
  • "The computer as appliance: Moving beyond the Amazon Echo, Google Home, and Siri/Can digital assistants evolve so that we don't need so many disparate devices?"  Macworld 5/19
  • "Prepare Yourself For Ransomeware Hell" Mashable 5/19
  • "Wanawiki is the WannaCry fix that might save affected PCs—if you work fast" PCWorld 5/19
  • "Here's how Trump's FCC affects you" CNNMoney 5/19
  • "Review: Samsung's Galaxy Tab S3 is the best Android tablet you probably shouldn't buy [Video] 9to5Google 5/19
  • "Pearls Before Swine" GoComics 8:44 AM
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "Redesigned Version of Microsoft OneNote Now Available on Mac and iOS" MacRumors 8:39 AM
  • "'Finger Spinner' Tops the Free App Charts as the Fidget Spinner Craze Goes Digital" Touch Arcade 5/19
  • "Capcom's classic Ghouls'n Ghosts slashes its way onto iOS" Cult of Mac 5/19
  • "Ford's first over-the-air software update adds Apple CarPlay, Android Auto" Digital Trends 5/19
  • "Ford adds Android Auto and Apple CarPlay to cars using over-the-air updates" VentureBeat 5/19
  • "'Eggggg - The Platform Puker' is Apple's Free App Store App of the Week" MacTrast 5/19
  • "Autodesk's SketchBook 4.0 for iOS—Massive Update Taps Apple's Powerful A-Series Processors" Architosh 5/19
  • "Scream Flying released for iOS Devices - The Ultimate Voice Control Game" prMac 5/19
Computer Industry
  • "Inside Facebook's plan to eat another $350 billion IT market" Business Insider 8:39 AM
  • "Secret Facebook documents reveal how site battles violent content" Mashable 4:28 PM
  • "Facebook rules reportedly allow livestreaming of self-harm" CNET 4:27 PM
  • "Leak reveals Facebook's rules for controversial content" Engadget 4:30 PM
  • "In the AI wars, Microsoft now has the clearer vision" TechCrunch 9:04 PM
  • "Microsoft's 'Perfect Partner' For Mobile Is Apple" Forbes 6:50 PM
  • "WikiLeaks Says 'Athena' CIA Spying Program Targets All Versions of Windows" CDR Info 1:26 PM
  • "Windows XP Survived the WannaCry Fiasco Unexpectedly Well" Softpedia 1:28 PM
  • "Inside Google's Fight To Keep The US Government Out Of Gmail Inboxes" Forbes 4:27 PM
  • "WikiLeaks reveal new Athena Spyware framework targeting Windows 10" MSPoweruser 5/20
  • "WikiLeaks releases CIA spyware, known as Athena, that targets all Windows versions from XP to 10" OnMSFT 5/20
  • "Windows 7 Users Hit the Hardest by WannaCry Ransomware" Softpedia 5/20
  • "Over 98% of All WannaCry Victims Were Using Windows 7" Bleepingcomputer 5/20
  • "Why Microsoft Is A Better Dividend Growth Stock Than Intel" Seeking Alpha 5/20
  • "Why Intel believes 5G wireless will make autonomous cars smarter" VentureBeat 5/20
  • "AMD's Financial Analyst Day 2017: On The Cusp Of Greatness Again?" Forbes 5/20
  • "Why One Analyst Thinks AMD's Rally Could Be Over" 24/7 Wall St. 5/20
  • "It's Windows 7 — not Windows XP — that's to blame for the spread of WannaCry ransomware" BetaNews 5/19
  • "Microsoft should have left Windows XP to rot and die" ZDNet 5/19
  • "Windows XP vulnerability didn't help spread WannaCry" V3 5/19
  • "Windows XP hit by WannaCry ransomware? This tool could decrypt your infected files" ZDNet 5/19
  • "Microsoft Allegedly Held Back Windows XP Patch To Stop WannaCry: Why Did It Do That?" Tech Times 5/19
  • "Microsoft held back a free WannaCry patch, report says" CNET 5/19
  • "Microsoft to open Africa datacentres to seek edge in cloud push" The Star: Malaysia 5/19
  • "Microsoft Builds Cloud Data Centers in Johannesburg and Cape Town" Converge! 5/19
  • "Microsoft Opens First Cloud Data Centers in South Africa" eWeek 5/19
  • "Azure, Office 365, Dynamics 365: Microsoft's cloud just grew its reach with new regions" ZDNet 5/19
  • "'Safe and predictable' Windows 10 S won't run Linux, says Microsoft" ZDNet 5/19
  • "Windows 10 S Will Not Support the Linux Subsystem" Thurrott 5/19
  • "Linux distros won't work on Microsoft's new Windows 10 S" Neowin 5/19
  • "IBM's quantum computer gets powerful upgrade" Reuters 5/19
  • "The Morning Download: IBM Winding Down Era of Remote Work" WSJ Blogs 5/19
  • "IBM tells employees working at home to get back to the office" CNNMoney 5/19
  • "IBM Accelerator Program To Help Drive Business Adoption Of Blockchain" Silicon UK 5/19
  • "IBM unleashes blockchain accelerator for start-ups" Banking Tech 5/19
  • "IBM Scientists Demonstrate Ballistic Nanowire Connections for Quantum Computing" CDR Info 5/19
  • "HP Launches Elite x2 1012 G2 2-in-1: 12.3-Inch Display, Kaby Lake, 1 TB SSD, 16 GB LPDDR3, TB3" AnandTech 5/19
  • "Dell EMC man: Hyperconverged is love, hyperconverged is life, but won't kill SAN yet" The Register 5/19
  • "Cork student astronomer Cormac Larkin bags $1,000 at Intel ISEF 2017" SiliconRepublic 5/19
  • "Shuttle XC60J IPC Powered by Intel Apollo Lake Celeron SoC" Guru3D 5/19
  • "AMD's RX Vega Won't Launch Until Later This Year" ExtremeTech 5/19
  • "AMD's next GPU generation is almost ready" The Verge 5/19
  • "AMD Vega Softlaunch Confirmed For Computex 2017, Market Availability Later In June" SegmentNext 5/19
  • "AMD Radeon RX Vega will appear at Computex—but launch comes later" Ars Technica UK 5/19
  • "Ryzen 5 1600X: Building a versatile work and play PC with AMD's 6-core CPU champion" PCWorld Australia 5/19
  • "AMD To Show Radeon RX VEGA at Computex - But no availability" Guru3D 5/19
  • "New Graphics Driver Available from AMD - Get Radeon Crimson ReLive 17.5.2" Softpedia 5/19
  • "Sylvia Jensen – Oracle Marketing Cloud – Its time for Marketing to step back & understand its ecosystem" SBC NEWS 5/19
  • "Cisco Systems Inc. (CSCO) Sank To A 3-Month Low On Disappointing Forecast" RTTNews 5/19
  • "Cisco Extends Layoffs to 1,100 More Positions" Coverge! 5/19
  • "Cisco reports Q3 revenue of $11.94bn, up 3.1%" Converge! 5/19
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
Industry News
  • "Stock market storms to session high, pares weekly loss: Deere, Applied Materials, Ross Stores shares on the move" MarketWatch 5/19
  • "Stocks Come Off Highs on More Developments in Trump-Russia Quagmire" TheStreet 5/19
  • "Wall Street Ends Up but Off Session Highs on Renewed Political Fears" Reuters 5/19
  • "Stocks Higher, Wiping Out Most of Midweek Tumble: Analysts say investors looking past political turmoil to economy, earnings" [Paid Membership Required] 5/19
  • "Asia-Pacific stocks stabilize after uneasy week of trading: Banking stocks weigh in Australia, Nikkei down slightly" MarketWatch 5/19
  • "European stocks end higher as investors start digging out of Trump-inspired rout: European stocks finished Friday's session higher, modestly recovering from a selloff spurred by U.S. political drama that dragged major regional benchmarks into the red for the week." MarketWatch 5/19

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