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Wednesday Highlights: Quartz calls Apple Pay "a sleeper hit" as the service expands to more businesses in the US which were previously reticent to Apple's solution; might climate change help increase iPhone sales? Apparently that's what Apple believes; MacRumors reports on Apple's $6.6 million tab for lobbying Trump administration in 2018; Eclectic Light Company tracks bug in Mojave affecting QuickLook thumbnails; and Glenn Fleishman shows how to fix no mail in macOS after you've enabled 2-factor authentication; Tim Cook, Satya Nadella dined with Brazil's president during Davos; Qualcomm begins defense in patent trial—reports in our General Interest section include "fanboy testimony", and more; new Oxford study of 350,000 teens finds "screen time is about as dangerous as potatoes"; next-gen AirPods to feature health monitoring?; should Apple pay photogs for pictures they feature in Shot on iPhone contest?

  • "Reviewing the First iPhone in a Hype Typhoon"  Backchannel 6:48 AM
  • "The iPhone changed the world, and it changed Apple—except in one crucial way"  Quartz 8:01 AM
  • "Happy birthday, iPhone: Ten years later, Steve Jobs' creation owns us" Los Angeles Times [Paid Membership Required] 8:01 AM
  • "How the iPhone impacted Five Major Industries"  Tech.pinions [Subscription Required for Full Article] 7:12 AM
  • "Apple Said to Seek Lower Rate in New Deals With Record Labels"  Bloomberg 3:10 PM
  • "Apple seeking to lower rate paid to labels as it renegotiates Apple Music agreements" 9to5Mac 5:12 PM
  • "Apple hunting after lower royalties for Apple Music & iTunes content" AppleInsider 5:12 PM
  • "Apple factory workers reportedly hide parts in sewers and bras to leak them to press"  CNBC 7:03 AM
  • "Highest Rated CEOs" [Tim Cook #53 with 93% employee approval, was #8 in 2016] Glassdoor 6:42 AM
  • "Apple's Tim Cook falls 45 places in employee CEO ranking" CNET 6:40 AM
  • "Apple goes after clones and spam on the App Store"  TechCrunch 7:43 PM
  • "Apple ramping up App Store cleaning efforts, has already removed 'hundreds of thousands' of apps" 9to5Mac 7:45 PM
  • "Apple cleaning hundreds of thousands of titles from App Store in Review Guidelines crackdown" AppleInsider 8:20 PM
  • "Apple's first Taiwan retail location officially set to open on July 1" 9to5Mac 8:08 PM
  • "Apple to open first Taiwan retail store in Taipei on July 1" Focus Taiwan 8:09 PM
  • "Apple releases second betas of iOS 11, macOS 10.13, watchOS 4, tvOS 11 to developers" AppleInsider 5:11 PM
  • "macOS High Sierra developer beta 2 rolling out on the Mac App Store" 9to5Mac 5:11 PM
  • "Hackintosh: Should you build one? Consider the pros and cons before you embark on the journey of building your own Mac." Macworld 6:52 AM
  • "Hackintosh: Build a DIY Mac mini/You can build your own Mac, if you're willing to put in the time and effort. A whole lot of effort." Macworld 6:52 AM
  • "Hackintosh: Build a DIY Mac for gaming/Rob Griffiths decides to replace his nine-year-old Hackintosh (dubbed Frankenmac) with a new DIY Mac." Macworld 6:48 AM
  • "Try Safari's new autoplay video blocker right now: You can take the next version of Apple's browser for a spin with the Safari Technology Preview." CNET 3:08 PM
  • "How to upload multiple Photos libraries to a single iCloud Photo Library" Macworld 7:12 AM
  • "Creating Linked Text Boxes in Pages" MacMost 1:51 PM
  • "macOS Mail: Including Original Attachments in Replies" The Mac Observer 10:13 AM
  • "It's the small things — like the Itsycal utility for macOS —that matter" Apple World Today 8:43 AM
  • "3Dconnexion and Vectorworks—The Next Power Couple?" Architosh 11:53 AM
Press Releases
  • "Endless Space 2 - New Content Additions and Improvements" Reverb 11:23 AM
  • "Hej Stylus! Offers Digital Artists Full Fledged Stylus Control on macOS" prMac 6:51 AM
  • "Outlook 2016 for Mac Gets Four Highly Requested New Features" The Mac Observer 6:13 AM
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Apple started making iPad because Jobs 'hated' a Microsoft exec" CNET 6:46 AM
  • "Apple began 'Project Purple' because Steve Jobs hated Microsoft exec, says Scott Forstall" AppleInsider 6:51 AM
  • "Scott Forstall finally weighs in on the flat versus skeuomorphic design debate" 9to5Mac 10:22 AM
  • "Scott Forstall breaks silence to talk about the iPhone's creation" The Verge 7:10 AM
  • "Scott Forstall Tells How the iPhone and iPad Saved and Changed Lives" The Mac Observer 6:14 AM
  • "The top iPhone apps are taking up a lot more space" Axios 6:16 AM
  • "Qualcomm Says Its Innovations Are At the Heart of Every iPhone as Battle With Apple Intensifies" MacRumors 10:10 AM
  • "Qualcomm hits back at Apple's latest filing, says its tech makes iPhone possible" 9to5Mac 7:17 AM
  • "IKEA Partners With Apple To Bring Virtual Furniture To The Home" ReadWrite 7:15 AM
  • "Apple adds Virgin to U.S. carrier lineup as Virgin ditches Android" Reuters 4:04 PM
  • "Virgin Mobile innovates by going iPhone-only" Cult of Mac 3:08 PM
  • "An iPhone is your only option on Virgin Mobile" Engadget 11:55 AM
  • "Swift creator departs Tesla after just six months"  TechCrunch 6:19 AM
  • "Rotten apple? Tesla's driverless car software chief steps down: Chris Lattner 'wasn't the right fit', says Elon Musk-led biz" The Register 7:13 AM
  • "iPhone challenger OnePlus 5 arrives. But will it trouble Apple's flagship?" ZDNet 6:24 AM
Non-Apple News
  • "Snapchat acquires social map app Zenly for $250M to $350M" TechCrunch 7:20 PM
  • "These teens actually earn thousands of dollars working from home" BGR 5:26 PM
  • "A Yale Dean Lost Her Job After Calling People 'White Trash' in Yelp Reviews" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 5:26 PM
  • "Russians targeted 21 election systems, U.S. official says" Reuters 4:04 PM
  • "Report: T-Mobile and Sprint are finalizing plans for a merger" BGR 3:09 PM
  • "NBC makes its esports debut with televised 'Rocket League'" Mashable 1:35 PM
  • "Congress Is Finally Working on National Self-Driving Car Regulations" Wired 12:12 PM
  • "Tesla hires AI expert to help lead team in charge of self-driving software: Tesla replaces Autopilot software chief after just 6 months" MarketWatch 11:57 AM
  • "Two former Apple engineers raised $10 million to prevent the Galaxy Note 7 fiasco from happening again" Business Insider 11:56 AM
  • "Samsung is reportedly planning to end-run the iPhone again with the Galaxy Note 8" Mashable 11:25 AM
  • "Google Glass adds Bluetooth support for whoever still uses it" Engadget 1:46 PM
  • "Google Glass gets its first update in nearly three years" The Verge 11:24 AM
  • "Verizon is killing Tumblr's fight for net neutrality" The Verge 10:48 AM
  • "Get Your Kids Coding With Sony's Clever Building Blocks" Wired 7:13 AM
  • "Wal-Mart to Vendors: Get Off Amazon's Cloud/To do business with Wal-Mart, the retailer requires some tech providers to build the services on AWS cloud rivals" [Paid Membership Required] 7:01 AM
  • "A Diabolical Way of Hacking a Chip With a Wave of Your Hand" Wired 6:20 AM
  • "OnePlus 5 is an iPhone 7-Lookalike for $479 Featuring Dual-Camera Setup" iPhone Hacks 6:14 AM
  • "Geared Up Podcast: Hands-on with Microsoft's Surface Laptop and Apple's 10.5-inch iPad Pro" GeekWire 3:10 PM
  • "Podcast 564: Take a trip to Kaby Lake" Macworld 3:09 PM
  • "Scott Forstall's Computer History Museum Fireside Chat -TMO Daily Observations 2017-06-21" The Mac Observer 1:26 PM
  • "Mingis on Tech: Is the iPad Pro (finally) ready for the enterprise? With this year's crop of Apple tablets already on sale, it's all about the iOS" Computerworld 6:47 AM
  • "As iPhone 8 looms, firms scramble to lock up memory chip supply" Reuters 6:54 AM
  • "iPhone 8 creating worldwide shortage of DRAM & NAND chips, says report" 9to5Mac 6:58 AM
  • "Apple still undecided on fingerprint tech for 'iPhone 8,' no shipments until October" AppleInsider 10:09 AM
  • "Diabetes monitor exec details Apple Watch connectivity, refutes claims of other hardware partnership" AppleInsider 3:09 PM
  • "12 ways you'll use Apple's ARKit in your enterprise" Computerworld 8:41 AM
  • "New Siri icon location could hint at touchscreen home button in Apple's 'iPhone 8'" AppleInsider 3:10 PM
  • "Cowan: Apple still hasn't worked out iPhone 8 fingerprint sensor specs" Apple 3.0 [Paid Membership Required] 7:15 AM
  • "Apple Seeds Second Beta of iOS 11 to Developers" MacRumors 3:37 PM
  • "Second beta of iOS 11 seeded to developers" iDownload Blog 3:36 PM
  • "tvOS 11 beta 2 for Apple TV rolling out now" 9to5Mac 3:37 PM
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "15" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 8:44 AM
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 8:44 AM
  • "12" MacBook Prices & Sales" MacPrices 8:44 AM

  • "Apple iMac (27-inch, 2017) review: Apple doesn't mess with success" CNET 6:49 AM
  • "iMac (27-inch) Benchmarks (June 2017)" Geekbench 7:50 AM
  • "The 2017 iMac 5K versus Mac Pros" Bare Feats 11:24 AM
  • "12.9-inch iPad Pro (2nd generation) review: Bigger meets better" iMore 11:55 AM
  • "iPad Pro Diary: A few issues, but the 10.5-inch iPad can actually read my handwriting!" 9to5Mac 10:10 AM
  • "First look: Logitech Slim Combo Smart Connector keyboard for 10.5' iPad Pro" AppleInsider 3:09 PM
  • "First Look: Kensington Thunderbolt 3 dock features flexible mounting options, security slot" AppleInsider 6:51 AM
  • "10.5-inch iPad Pro keyboards: Smart Keyboard vs. Logitech Slim Combo" Macworld 10:09 AM
  • "Focal Spark Wireless in-ear headphone review: Audiophile sound at a budget price" TechHive 7:12 AM
  • "Focal Spark in-ear-headphones review: Refined audio and French style on a budget" TechHive 7:12 AM
  • "Blue Microphones Ella Planar Magnetic Headphones Hands-on Review" The Mac Observer 1:27 PM
  • "Soundcast VG7 outdoor Bluetooth speaker review: A wonderful speaker, indoors or out" TechHive 6:52 AM
  • "Elgato Eve Degree Review: A well-designed, HomeKit-enabled environment monitor" iMore 11:25 AM
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "Disable iMessage easily when moving to Android" CNET 3:36 PM
  • "Inside iOS 11: Apple's 'Do Not Disturb While Driving' keeps you safe on the road" AppleInsider 11:58 AM
  • "Shutter Remote Review: Photography with Alexa" MacStories 12:12 PM
  • "Time tracking is made painless and easy with Timing 2 app [Review] Cult of Mac 7:14 AM
  • "ActIf 2 brings conditional statement support to Activator" iDownload Blog 7:14 AM
  • "Three Off-The-Beaten-Track iOS Apps That Deserve Wider Use – The 'Book Mystique" MacPrices 11:57 AM
  • "How To Browse Without Being Tracked" Mac 360 7:57 AM
  • "How to Install iOS 11 Beta 2 for Free without a Developer Account and a Computer" iPhone Hacks 9:25 PM
  • "Apple continues focus on Photos Memories feature with two new tutorial videos" 9to5Mac 8:46 PM
  • "Apple explains how to customize and share Photos Memories in new tutorials" AppleInsider 9:27 PM
  • "How to Get Apple AirPods Without Waiting 6 Weeks" iDrop News 5:34 PM
  • "watchOS 4 beta: How to troubleshoot common problems" iMore 3:09 PM
  • "How to Search Safari Browser History on iPhone & iPad" OS X Daily 3:09 PM
  • "How to upgrade RAM in the (Mid 2017) 5K iMac and save up to ~$900 [Video] 9to5Mac 11:55 AM
  • "How to save and view GIFs on your iPhone and iPad" iMore 11:25 AM
  • "How to Free Up Space on Your iPhone or iPad: Is the storage full on your iOS device? Here's how to figure out what's taking up the most space so you can decide what to delete." PC Magazine 6:25 AM
  • "PSA: AppleCare+ for Mac and iPhone Must Be Bought Within 60 Days of Purchase" MacRumors 1:31 PM
  • "MacPhun's Travel Photography Tips for iPhone and Mac Users" Apple Must 10:13 AM
  • "I broke my iPhone 7 screen" The Verge 6:23 PM
  • "Coding on iOS Is More Feasible Than Ever Before" MacStories 3:08 PM
  • "Virgin got ballsy with the iPhone, and it's great/Commentary: Sprint's prepaid arm is getting aggressive, which is good for you." CNET 3:04 PM
  • "5 Crazy Apple Patents We Want to Become Reality" iDrop News 2:18 PM
  • "A Bold Move for Apple: MacBook Air 2 for Education" The Mac Observer 2:12 PM
  • "Apple's Secret Plan for HomePod is..." AppleMust 1:27 PM
  • "The new leaked iPhone 8 cases show off exactly what we hope to see" Mashable 10:28 AM
  • "The Ugliest iPad Is The Best iPad" Mac360 8:42 AM
  • "Apple Needs To Rescue Email Privacy" NoodleMac 8:41 AM
  • "Apple And Clicks To Bury Bricks" TeraTalks 7:59 AM
  • "Does the OnePlus 5 have a better camera than the iPhone 7 Plus?" Mashable 7:02 AM
  • "How the iPad Pro and iOS 11 will finally kill the MacBook Air: The latest updates are a formidable one-two punch."  Macworld 6:52 AM
  • "6 great Android features missing from iOS 11: Sure, iOS 11 looks cool, but Android's still cooler in some key ways." PCWorld 6:47 AM
  • "Apple ad admits employment of tired old man/Commentary: In a new ad for the iPhone 7, Apple features the Memories tab, run by an old man in a vault." CNET 6:46 AM
  • "10 Bizarre PC Storage Formats That Didn't Quite Cut It" PC Magazine 4:03 PM
  • "The Best Smart Home Devices of 2017" PC Magazine 4:03 PM
  • "Travis Kalanick and the Last Gasp of Tech's Alpha CEO" Wired 3:09 PM
  • "We Get It Facebook, You Want Us To Post More" BuzzFeed 3:09 PM
  • "I'm Suing New York City to Loosen Verizon's Iron Grip" Wired 7:09 AM
  • "Preparing for the rise of AI" Axios 7:03 AM
  • "Will AI-as-a-Service Be the Next Evolution of AI?" The Motley Fool 7:02 AM
  • "Russia's Cyberwar on Ukraine Is a Blueprint For What's to Come" Wired 6:34 AM
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "Sega Forever Ports Classic Games To iOS And Android With Cloud Save And Bluetooth Support" HotHardware 5:24 PM
  • "Apple News adds reader demographics & support for third-party ads" 9to5Mac 3:09 PM
  • "New Kickstarter Campaign Is Your Chance to Help the FCPX Documentary 'Off The Tracks'" 1:35 PM
  • "Periscope launching 'Super Hearts' as a way to tip broadcasters" 9to5Mac 12:06 PM
  • "InkCase i7 Plus: Dual Screen For iPhone 7 Plus" Kickstarter 11:54 AM
  • "Introducing the MacBook Pro Dock for the Super Rich" Apple Must 11:22 AM
  • "Snapchat update introduces new Snap Map location sharing feature" 9to5Mac 10:43 AM
  • "Apple Opens Registration for Apple Camp, Today at Apple Kids Hour" The Mac Observer 10:13 AM
  • "56 New Emoji Are Coming to iOS and macOS" iDrop News 3:01 PM
  • "New Unicode 10 Standard Includes 56 New Emoji" MacTrast 7:13 AM
  • "Rest Time 1.0 - The small, simple and elegant macOS break reminder" prMac 6:52 AM
  • "Spotify now lets you build playlists with friends inside Messenger" TechCrunch 6:51 AM
Computer Industry
  • "Inside Microsoft's Artificial Intelligence Comeback" Wired 6:49 AM
  • "Windows 10 for PCs build 16226 is now available in the Fast ring - here's what's new" Neowin 6:37 PM
  • "IBM supercomputing to power global weather forecasting model: The Weather Company, an IBM business, is collaborating with the National Center for Atmospheric Research (NCAR) to develop sophisticated forecasting models" ZDNet 7:01 AM
  • "Intel announces new Israeli cybersecurity collaborations" Jerusalem Post 7:22 AM
  • "Intel seeks Israeli tech to foil hackers with deceptive chips" Times of Israel 7:21 AM
  • "Intel to collaborate with Israel's Team8, Illusive on cybersecurity" Reuters 7:21 AM
  • "Intel steps up security efforts in Israel with Team8, Illusive and a new cyber center" TechCrunch 10:09 AM
  • "Intel ditches Raspberry Pi plans with decision to drop Edison, Galileo and Joule development boards" V3 11:25 AM
  • "Intel signs Olympics sponsorship deal" Reuters 11:59 AM
  • "Intel is bringing 5G, drones, and VR to the Olympics in 2018" Mashable 1:34 PM
  • "Intel is bringing drones and VR to the Olympics" CNET 3:04 PM
  • "Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. Wages Epyc War on Intel" InvestorPlace 7:18 AM
  • "AMD Epyc Server Chips Take The Fight To Intel's Xeon Processors" Silicon UK 7:22 AM
  • "AMD launches Zen-based datacenter processors and new GPU accelerators for servers" DigiTimes 7:02 AM
  • "AMD EPYC Server CPU Launches With Broad OEM, ODM, ISV, IHV Support" Forbes 9:37 AM
  • "AMD's Ryzen 7 1700X drops below $300 at Walmart" PC Gamer 5:13 PM
  • "Meg Whitman names Antonio Neri at president of Hewlett Packard Enterprise (HPE), puts him in charge of streamlining its businesses" Silicon Valley Business Journal 10:10 AM
  • "Oracle's revenue lifted by strong cloud growth" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 4:04 PM
  • "Oracle's Cloud Business Lifts Profit" [Paid Membership Required] 4:04 PM
  • "Oracle beats profit estimates on cloud push, shares jump" Reuters 4:03 PM
  • "Oracle: Shares Soar On Strong Sales" Fortune 4:04 PM
  • "Oracle beats Q4 expectations with continued cloud momentum" ZDNet 4:03 PM
  • "Oracle Earnings: What to Watch/Oracle set to report after market Wednesday" [Paid Membership Required] 7:12 AM
  • "Cisco adds subscription services to its core networking business" Reuters 6:58 AM
  • "U.S. ousted by China and Switzerland in supercomputer rankings" VentureBeat 7:05 AM
  • "Lenovo's new workstation is indeed 'Tiny' but packs a punch: Lenovo's ThinkStation P320 Tiny is targeted at space-constrained workplaces" IDG News Service 5:28 PM
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
  • "A Yale Dean Lost Her Job After Calling People 'White Trash' in Yelp Reviews" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 5:26 PM
  • "NBC makes its esports debut with televised 'Rocket League'" Mashable 1:35 PM
  • "Japanese consumer marketplace hires former Facebook executive for big U.S. push" Axios 1:34 PM
  • "Congress Is Finally Working on National Self-Driving Car Regulations" Wired 12:12 PM
  • "Tesla hires AI expert to help lead team in charge of self-driving software: Tesla replaces Autopilot software chief after just 6 months" MarketWatch 11:57 AM
  • "Google Removes 2 Malicious Play Store Android Apps" PC Magazine 4:03 PM
  • "Google Glass adds Bluetooth support for whoever still uses it" Engadget 1:46 PM
  • "Google Glass gets its first update in nearly three years" The Verge 11:24 AM
  • "Verizon is killing Tumblr's fight for net neutrality" The Verge 10:48 AM
  • "Car hackers face roadblock from Symbiote software" CNET 9:38 AM
  • "Sheryl Sandberg: Facebook has a responsibility to foster 'kindness and empathy'" Boston Herald 9:38 AM
  • "Get Your Kids Coding With Sony's Clever Building Blocks" Wired 7:13 AM
  • "Wal-Mart to Vendors: Get Off Amazon's Cloud/To do business with Wal-Mart, the retailer requires some tech providers to build the services on AWS cloud rivals" [Paid Membership Required] 7:01 AM
  • "Swedish rail company introduces biometric microchips as travel tickets" Stuff: New Zealand 6:46 AM
  • "Uber: The scandals that drove Travis Kalanick out" BBC 6:47 AM
  • "Uber CEO resigns, leaving company in search of a new strategy" IDG News Service 6:49 AM
  • "Scandal-plagued Uber founder Travis Kalanick resigns as CEO" New York Post 6:37 AM
  • "Uber CEO Travis Kalanick resigns under investor pressure" Reuters 6:25 AM
  • "Honda halts Japan car plant after WannaCry virus hits computer network" Reuters 6:25 AM
  • "Google cracks down on Ztorg Trojans plaguing the Play app store: The malware sends premium rate messages through Android devices to plunder your bank account." ZDNet 6:25 AM
  • "A Diabolical Way of Hacking a Chip With a Wave of Your Hand" Wired 6:20 AM
  • "Congress Is Finally Working on National Self-Driving Car Regulations" Wired 6:19 AM

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