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Tuesday Highlights: Qualcomm lawyers were able to get Apple to admit they had no other choice for 4G modem components; due to iPhone XR sales issues, Japan Display seeks help from Taiwan and China's Silk Road Fund, report also notes Apple said to go OLED on all iPhones by 2020; and Foxconn looking at India for iPhone assembly; Adam Engst asks if Apple will fill void in speech recognition now that Nuance has left macOS; once again, Fortune crowns Apple #1 most admired company in world for 12th year straight—reports in our General Interest section; lawsuit settled between Apple, Valencell over accusation Apple stole tech for Apple Watch; Apple expands Apple Pay to Target, Taco Bell, Speedway, and more; "Flexgate", the name iFixit assigns to new MacBook Pro "stage light" design flaw; iPhone XS Max and original iPhone X #4 and #10, respectively, in DxOMark's selfie camera scores.

  • "The $1tn question: how far can the new iPhone 8 take Apple?" The Guardian 11:18 AM
  • "From handsets to Hollywood: Apple joins the dash for content" The Guardian 1:27 PM
  • "iPhone X, iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus Are The Confirmed Names Of Apple's 2017 Smartphone Lineup" Redmond Pie 11:21 AM
  • "iPhone X is officially the name of the new iPhone" BGR 11:20 AM
  • "Leaked iPhone 8 firmware reveals animated emoji, Face ID, and updated AirPods" The Verge 8:47 AM
  • "iOS 11 GM leak confirms LTE Apple Watch features and design" BGR 8:53 AM
  • "Will Apple Address Its Global Problem at the iPhone Event?" PC Magazine 8:26 AM
  • "Apple's big iPhone reveal is days away" CNNMoney 11:20 AM
  • "Judge rules that Apple's lawsuits against Qualcomm can proceed" BGR 8:25 AM
  • "Apple gives $5 million to hurricane relief, will activate donations through iTunes" Mashable 11:27 AM
  • "In Apple's next ecosystem, Siri is the glue: Every tech ecosystem needs one key feature to tie it all together, and it looks like Apple is making Siri its next priority."  Macworld 9/8
  • "Apple Aims to Take Augmented Reality Mainstream: Company expands hardware, software offerings for new technology that could help reinvigorate iPhone sales" [Paid Membership Required] 9/8
  • "The big iPhone 8 changes will likely cost you more than ever: The decision to upgrade to a new iPhone is complicated by three new models, including the rumored $1,000 version."  CNET 9/8
  • "Apple has a 'bundle' plan to persuade you to pay $1,000 for iPhone 8, according to Barclays"  Business Insider 9/8
  • "Forget the iPhone, top tech analyst says Apple growth is coming from its services' business" Business Insider 9/8
  • "Judge denies Qualcomm motions for preliminary injunctions against Apple, contract manufacturers" Foss Patents 9/8
  • "Qualcomm Loses Bid to Dismiss Apple Manufacturers' Suit Over Royalties: Judge's ruling allows manufacturers to withhold payments to chip supplier as case continues" [Paid Membership Required] 9/8
  • "Apple lawsuits against Qualcomm can proceed, U.S. judge rules" Reuters 9/8
  • "Apple Releases Safari Technology Preview 39a With Fix for Crashing Issue" MacRumors 9/8
  • "Little Snitch 4 review: Mac app excels at monitoring and controlling network activity" Macworld 9/8
  • "A Beginner's Guide to Siri On the Mac" MacMost 9/8
Press Releases
  • "Microsoft's latest Mac app is a toolbar for Office 365" Engadget 9/8
  • "DriveSavers Upgrades Its Free Data Recovery Offer to Include Hurricane Irma Victims" MacPrices 9/8
  • "Google has a new Drive app for your Mac and Windows PCs" BGR 9/8
  • "iLocker Provides Password-Controlled App and File Security for macOS" prMac 9/8
  • "Civilization 6 for Mac: Summer 2017 Update and new DLC now Live" Mac Gamer HQ 9/8
  • "Civilization VI Adds Nubia Civilization and Scenario Pack" The Mac Observer 9/8
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Spotify no longer streams music in Apple's Safari web browser" Engadget 9:06 PM
  • "iPhone 8 Camera Allows Users to Customize 3D Animated Emoji Using Facial Expressions" MacRumors 8:47 AM
  • "iPhone 8 will let you customize 3D emoji based on facial expressions picked up by 3D sensors" iDownload Blog 11:19 AM
  • "Strategy Analytics: Apple Has Shipped 1.2 Billion iPhones in the Past 10 Years" Business Wire 9/8
  • "Western Digital seeks Y50 billion from Apple to help finance Toshiba chip bid: Kyodo" Reuters 9/8
  • "Foxconn accuses Toshiba of dragging out sale of memory unit" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 9/8
  • "The Industry is Beginning to Support Apple's New Image Formats" Apple Must 9/8
  • "Up to 143M US consumers exposed in Equifax hack, could impact iPhone buyers" AppleInsider 9/8
  • "Spotify steps in to fill the gap left by Apple's UK music festival" The Verge 9/8
Non-Apple News
  • "The UN wants all drones registered in a global database: Good luck with that." Engadget 9/8
  • "US schools are uniquely vulnerable to cyber attacks" BetaNews 9/8
  • "Why the Equifax breach is very possibly the worst leak of personal info ever" Ars Technica 9/8
  • "How to find out if you're affected by the massive Equifax cyberattack" BGR 9/8
  • "Phones Are Changing How People Shoot and Watch Video" Wired 9/8
  • "Google Drive is being replaced by Backup and Sync: What to expect" PCWorld 9/8
  • "Google to relieve HTC of its phones biz – report" The Register 9/8
  • "Happy Hour Podcast 137 | Eleventh hour iPhone X and LTE Apple Watch leaks" 9to5Mac 6:01 PM
  • "Digital Anarchy's Jim Tierney Unveils Transcriptive" MacVoices 9/8
  • "The 404 Show 1712: The V word, Equifax, no BS iPhone 8 chat (podcast)" CNET 9/8
  • "Siri's Real Job, Understanding DolphinAttack -TMO Daily Observations 2017-09-08" The Mac Observer 9/8
  • "Happy Hour Podcast 136 | Latest iPhone 8 rumors and what we want to see at Apple's September event" 9to5Mac 9/8
  • "Engadget Podcast Ep 41: High Hopes" Engadget 9/8
  • "MashTalk: What everyone secretly fears about the iPhone 8" Mashable 9/8
  • "AppleInsider podcast talks 'iPhone 8' & OLED supply, speaks with iZotope about Spire Studio" AppleInsider 9/8
  • "One Year Old iPhone 7 Plus Beats All Latest Android Flagship Phones Of 2017 In Speed Test" Redmond Pie 6:00 PM
  • "Report: iPhone 8 will be available in 3 different colors and will only feature a black front" BGR 11:21 AM
  • "Massive iOS 11 leak reveals key iPhone 8 secrets ahead of launch" BGR 8:45 AM
  • "Download: New Wallpapers from iOS 11 GM Leak" iPhone Hacks 8:57 AM
  • "Download iOS 11 GM Leak Wallpapers For iPhone And iPad" Redmond Pie 8:52 AM
  • "Next iPhone's Big Problem Is Winning Over China's Jaded Consumers" Bloomberg 9/8
  • "Apple Supplier Experiences Delay, But Believe iPhone Launch Unaffected" Loup Ventures 9/8
  • "Apple's iPhone 8 release is coming later than expected" BGR 9/8
  • "Reported iPhone 8 delays leading analysts to doubt Apple's guidance, downgrading sales expectations" 9to5Mac 9/8
  • "LG Display to Supply OLEDS to Apple by the End of 2019" BusinessKorea 9/8
  • "Apple is Relying on its Biggest Competitor for the OLED Displays on the New iPhone" Fortune 9/8
  • "iOS 11: It's gone from awful to awesome/The earliest iOS 11 betas were some of the worst I'd seen. The latest betas are some of the best." ZDNet 9/8
  • "HomePod hardware purportedly pops up in China and California ahead of December launch" AppleInsider 9/8
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "15" MacBook Pro Prices (2017 models)" MacPrices 9/8
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices (2017 models)" MacPrices 9/8
  • "12" MacBook Prices (2017 models)" MacPrices 9/8

  • "Yesgo: a slim, inexpensive, shockproof cases for the iPhone" Apple World Today 9/8
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "Whink Review: Taking Beautiful Notes" MacStories 9/8
  • "How to open Microsoft PowerPoint presentations in Apple Keynote on a Mac" Macworld 8:53 AM
  • "How to open Microsoft Excel spreadsheets in Apple Numbers on a Mac" Macworld 8:53 AM
  • "How to open Microsoft Word documents in Apple Pages on a Mac" Macworld 8:53 AM
  • "How To Combine or Merge Two iTunes Libraries" Kirkville 8:29 AM
  • "How to Save Documents from Anywhere to Files App on iPhone and iPad in iOS 11" iPhone Hacks 9/8
  • "How to Automatically Answer Phone Calls on Your iPhone in iOS 11" iPhone Hacks 9/8
  • "How to download YouTube videos directly to your iPhone" Cult of Mac 9/8
  • "How to make an iPhone stand at home" Mashable 9/8
  • "Grab All Your iTunes Music With One Tap: Q. I am trying to figure out how to download my iTunes music library from iCloud to my iPad Pro. It appears there is no mass download feature, and I have been able to download only one song at a time. Is there a way to download all my music more efficiently?" New York Times [Free Registration Required] 9/8
  • "How to get a new iPhone the first day on sale" Computerworld 9/8
  • "Rumor: iOS 11 GM leaked by disgruntled employee" AppleInsider 9:05 PM
  • "Apple and Microsoft's Upcoming Events Will Push AR and VR Further Ahead" The Motley Fool 9:05 PM
  • "macOS High Sierra: Potential beta problems with Office for Mac" Macworld 9:05 PM
  • "iPhone X Side button tidbits: non-moving, multifunctional & customizable" iDownload Blog 7:20 PM
  • "All the Apple iPhone features found in the latest in iOS 11 leak" Mashable 6:01 PM
  • "Forget the iPhone X — the iPhone 7 is going to be an incredible deal soon" Business Insider 6:00 PM
  • "One Year Old iPhone 7 Plus Beats All Latest Android Flagship Phones Of 2017 In Speed Test" Redmond Pie 6:00 PM
  • "One Year Old iPhone 7 Plus Beats All Latest Android Flagship Phones Of 2017 In Speed Test" Redmond Pie 6:00 PM
  • "Details Emerge Regarding 'Face ID' Setup Process on iPhone X" MacRumors 6:00 PM
  • "A Look Inside Apple's 'Face ID' Camera for the 'iPhone 8'" AppAdvice 3:48 PM
  • "Leaked iOS 11 GM build references iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus & iPhone X" iDownload Blog 3:48 PM
  • "Apple iOS 11 leak hints at Apple Watch LTE and new colors" Mashable 3:48 PM
  • "What to expect from Apple's Sept. 12 event: iPhone X & 8, Apple Watch with LTE, 4K Apple TV with HDR" AppleInsider 3:47 PM
  • "Apple's 10th anniversary iPhone gets a special name, and now we might know what it is" Mashable 3:46 PM
  • "5 Most Important New Features Coming to iOS 11" iDrop News 1:28 PM
  • "iOS 11 leak reveals the LTE-enabled Apple Watch" Engadget 1:28 PM
  • "Apple iPhone X name revealed in leaked iOS 11 firmware" The Verge 1:26 PM
  • "The next Apple Watch will have LTE cell service" TechCrunch 1:26 PM
  • "And now the names of Apple's new iPhones look to have leaked..." TechCrunch 1:26 PM
  • "All three colors of the iPhone X will have black faceplates" Business Insider 1:26 PM
  • "Animoji will sell iPhones" iMore 1:26 PM
  • "Microsoft needs to invest in more games like Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle and Yakuza Kiwami" MSPoweruser 11:29 AM
  • "How to Add Comments to Your Formulas in Microsoft Excel" LAPTOP Magazine 11:28 AM
  • "Xbox One X's Potential For Long Term Success May Already Have Been Demonstrated By Microsoft's Own Elite Controller" Gaming Bolt 11:28 AM
  • "Everything we expect to see at Apple's big iPhone 8 reveal" Mashable 11:28 AM
  • "iOS 11 Jailbreak Status: Will We Finally Get a Jailbreak?" iPhone Hacks 11:24 AM
  • "A bunch of details about the iPhone 8 were just confirmed by leaked Apple software" Business Insider 11:24 AM
  • "iOS firmware indicates Apple to announce 'iPhone 8', 'iPhone 8 Plus' and 'iPhone X' on Tuesday" 9to5Mac 11:24 AM
  • "Report: iPhone 8 will be available in 3 different colors and will only feature a black front" BGR 11:24 AM
  • "Apple Watch 3: What we know, what we expect, what I want" CNET 8:53 AM
  • "Here's how the iPhone 8 status bar will accommodate the notch" 9to5Mac 8:53 AM
  • "macOS High Sierra: Potential problems with Office for Mac" Macworld 8:53 AM
  • "Firmware points to new Apple Watch case finishes: 'Blush Gold' aluminium and 'Gray' ceramic" 9to5Mac 8:46 AM
  • "CNBC: Prepare to be disappointed by Apple (Video)" CNBC 8:29 AM
  • "How Apple will usher in the era of the £1,000 iPhone" Telegraph 8:27 AM
  • "The 3 Biggest Surprises Apple Could Unveil at Its Huge iPhone Event on Tuesday" TheStreet 8:26 AM
  • "Apple Watch 3: What we know, what we expect, what I want" CNET 8:25 AM
  • "Cult of Mac Magazine: What to expect from Apple's most important keynote in years" Cult of Mac 8:25 AM
  • "10 things Apple will most likely announce for the iPhone 8" Mashable 8:24 AM
  • "Ugh, this is really what apps are going to look like on the iPhone 8" BGR 8:23 AM
  • "The iPad Mini Mini, the iPhone Plus Plus: Next year's supposed jumbo 'iPhone Pro' versus the iPad mini" 500ish Words 9/8
  • "Apple's Move Into Original TV Programming Will Radically Change the Whole Company" The Mac Observer 9/8
  • "Why Apple's new iPhones may delight and worry IT pros: Apple expert Jason Snell offers his take on what the next iPhones' rumored features and changes could mean for business users."  TechRepublic 9/8
  • "Did Apple really kill the fingerprint reader?" Apple 3.0 9/8
  • "Bundling the $1,000 iPhone with free Apple Music and iCloud storage would be genius: Not to sell more iPhones, but to nudge people into using more Apple services"  The Verge 9/8
  • "'5 Features Apple's iPhone 8 Needs to Beat Android' is the stupidest thing I've read all week – come relive it with me" The Motley Fool 9/8
  • "About Yet Another Dumb Argument Predicting Apple's Failure at TV" The Tech Night Owl 9/8
  • "iPhone 8 will be missing one big feature everybody loves" Cult of Mac 9/8
  • "Apple's Siri: Be less of a novelty and more like HAL 9000/Commentary: A pep talk with Apple's AI assistant." CNET 9/8
  • "Here's What To Expect From Apple's Big Event Next Week" Wired 9/8
  • "Everything we expect Apple to unveil at its September 12 event" Cult of Mac 9/8
  • "What to expect from Apple's September 12 event" Ars Technica 9/8
  • "Buying the iPhone 8 on launch day is totally basic" Mashable 9/8
  • "iOS explained: How each version of Apple's mobile OS evolved/With iOS 11 due to be released later this month, here's a look at how Apple's iPhone operating system has changed and grown since 2007." Macworld 9/8
  • "Huawei Band 2 Pro – Health Stats on your Wrist" DailyTech 9/8
  • "Essential Phone PH-1 Review: Competent is not enough" CNET 9/8
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "Coming September 9: Gene Steinberg meets Joe Kissell of Take Control Books, and Larry O'Connor of Other World Computing, this week on The Tech Night Owl LIVE!" The Tech Night Owl LIVE 9:01 AM
  • "Apple donates $5M to Hand in Hand Hurricane Irma/Harvey relief, sets up iTunes donations" 9to5Mac 9/8
  • "WWDC app updated with Handoff support, improved Apple TV navigation" 9to5Mac 9/8
  • "Google is redesigning its privacy dashboard" The Verge 9/8
  • "Logitech adds HomeKit support to Circle 2 Home Security Camera" iLounge 9/8
  • "Husqvarna Automower: the iOS controlled mower that cuts your lawn so you don't have to [Video] 9to5Mac 9/8
  • "PodCase Kickstarter bundles AirPod charging and iPhone case" Canadian Reviewer 9/8
  • "KODAK Wireless Photo Printer Mini now available on Amazon" prMac 9/8
Computer Industry
  • "IBM's career re-entry program wants you back" CNET 8:26 AM
  • "IBM and MIT Join Hands to Establish AI Research Lab" Gizmodo India 11:29 AM
  • "What Does IBM's New Partnership With MIT Mean for Investors?" The Motley Fool 11:19 AM
  • "Google support page reveals new 'Headphones' product, possibly Assistant-running 'Bisto'" 9to5Google 8:54 AM
  • "Google launches Google Drive File Stream retires Google Drive for Mac/PC" DailyTech 8:53 AM
  • "Largest Bank in Israel Works with Microsoft for Blockchain Trial" The Cointelegraph 9:03 AM
  • "Microsoft Windows update pushes 'mixed reality'" The Japan News 9:02 AM
  • "Facebook and Microsoft join forces to make life easier for AI developers" SiliconRepublic 9/8
  • "Microsoft shrugs off Windows kernel bug that can block malware detection" The Inquirer 9/8
  • "Decade-old Windows kernel bug lets hackers bypass security protections" ZDNet 9/8
  • "Windows 10 release date, features, devices and free upgrade: Windows Defender ATP to be revamped with Creators Update" IT PRO 9/8
  • "Microsoft and Adobe extends their partnership further with Teams integration" Neowin 9/8
  • "Microsoft Ventures Invests In Airobotics Industrial Drone Maker" Seeking Alpha 9/8
  • "Windows phone manufacturer claims Microsoft does have a mobile strategy" OnMSFT 9/8
  • "User demanded PC be moved to move to a sunny desk – because it needed Windows" The Register 9/8
  • "IBM DB2 Unspecified Flaw Lets Remote Users Cause the Target Service to Be Disrupted" Security Tracker 9/8
  • "IBM offers free cyber security training to military veterans" BetaNews 9/8
  • "HP Spectre x360 review: A near-perfect convertible that falls short on battery life" Neowin 9/8
  • "Hewlett Packard Enterprise: Cheap Stock But Tough Road Ahead" Seeking Alpha 9/8
  • "Review: Dell UltraSharp U2718Q" Hexus 9/8
  • "Storage sicked up on Dell Technologies' second quarter results" The Register 9/8
  • "Intel to support new non-standalone NR standard in Q4" FierceWireless 9/8
  • "Intel's trial platform set to support non-standalone 5G in industry-first" Mobile Europe 9/8
  • "Intel's freeD technology rolls out to eight more NFL stadiums" Neowin 9/8
  • "Intel Z370 Coffee Lake Chipset Q4 2017 Release Confirmed In Roadmap Leak" HotHardware 9/8
  • "How we hosted a Star Trek VR party using just one PC" PCWorld 9/8
  • "ASRock Shows Coffee Lake SKUs on 1151 socket" Guru3D 9/8
  • "AMD releases release Radeon Software Crimson ReLive 17.9.1" Hexus 9/8
  • "SPIL obtains packaging orders for AMD Vega 11 GPUs" DigiTimes 9/8
  • "Oracle: Will Cloud-Fueled Recovery Continue?" Seeking Alpha 9/8
  • "Arista describes Cisco's IP defence in antitrust case as 'insane'" The Register 9/8
  • "HPE and HP back Arista in legal battle with Cisco" CRN 9/8
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "A Tiny Welsh Chipmaker Is Up 314% This Year: Could a Cardiff, Wales-based wafer company be the next big thing for U.K. technology investors? Investors trying to sniff out hidden Apple Inc. suppliers are betting on it, sending the shares of IQE Plc up more than 300 percent this year." Bloomberg 9/8
  • "Morgan Stanley sees 'significant room' for Apple to run" Apple 3.0 [Subscription Required for Full Article] 9/8
Industry News
  • "Stock market books weekly loss as'life-threatening' Hurricane Irma aims for Florida: Fears of potential North Korean missile launch spook investors, too" MarketWatch 9/8
  • "Wall Street Turns Mixed as Hurricane Irma Watch Keeps Trading Cautious: Stocks are mixed ahead of Irma landfall. Here's where stocks are trading at the market open on Friday." TheStreet 9/8
  • "S&P 500 slips as Hurricane Irma nears Florida; tech falls" Reuters 9/8
  • "Stocks, Dollar Slide as Irma Bears Down, Korea Threat Lingers: Global shares pulled back as haven assets advanced" [Paid Membership Required] 9/8
  • "Asian markets waver after yen peaks at 10-month high: Risks from Hurricane Irma, North Korea weigh on investors" MarketWatch 9/8
  • "European stocks fall as missile threat, hurricanes unsettle investors: Rising euro puts exporters under pressure; miners fall" MarketWatch 9/8

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