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Weekend Highlights: Analyst Toni Sacconaghi thinks Netflix pulling out of App Store transaction fees is but the first shoe to drop as others will follow suit—meaning Apple's services segment is facing headwinds; research at Zacks suggests diversification of Apple's operations in China will help iPhone struggles; Apple among companies facing complaint in Austria for failure to comply with EU's GDPR; Apple management no longer supports Nvidia in macOS?; Jonny Evans breaks down the industry-wide smartphone slowdown; Foxconn cuts 50,000 jobs in China; data broker, Acxiom, supports Tim Cook's privacy regulation call; facial recognition now being used on birds; Apple to revive iPod touch and iPad mini?

  • "Apple is struggling to make and meet promises about when it will ship new products — and the HomePod is only the latest example"  Business Insider 8:38 AM
  • "Apple Will Set New Q1 iPhone X/8 Sales Record, Data Shows" Apple Must 8:21 AM
  • "iPhone X Adoption Only A Bit Behind The iPhone 6s" Forbes 8:50 AM
  • "Here's How Apple Inc. Will Keep the 6.1-inch LCD iPhone Cheap" The Motley Fool 10:21 AM
  • "How strong are iPhone X sales? In the absence of official figure, we have to go mining through third-party data to try to come to some conclusions." ZDNet 11/17
  • "How Apple turns boring tech chores into exciting key features: Apple has a history of making you want to eat your vegetables—technologically speaking—but it's also turned those very features into selling points."  Macworld 11/17
  • "Apple paid $3.3 billion in Q4 dividends as its market valuation grew $162B larger than Google"  AppleInsider 11/17
  • "Apple may opt for Intel's 5G modem, not Qualcomm's, in future iPhones: Another Qualcomm snub as Apple continues to look to other chipmakers for its devices."  Ars Technica 11/17
  • "Apple looks to Intel for 5G modems in future iPhones" iDownload Blog 11/17
  • "Intel working with Apple to bring blazingly fast 5G to iPhone" Cult of Mac 11/17
  • "Faster LTE speeds expected from Apple's 2018 iPhones with upgraded baseband chips from Intel, Qualcomm" AppleInsider 11/17
  • "Microsoft and GitHub team up to take Git virtual file system to macOS, Linux UK" Ars Technica UK 10:23 AM
  • "Mac concept imagines a refreshed mini form factor w/ built-in Touch Bar & Face ID" 9to5Mac 11/17
  • "iMovie 10 review: Free video editing that's elegant and easy/It may lack some bells and whistles, but it makes basic video editing a breeze." PCWorld 11/17
  • "How to use sudo with Touch ID on your Mac" iMore 11/17
  • "A Beginner's Guide to Sending Images In Email Messages" MacMost 11/17
  • "Renting iTunes Movies and the Value of Ownership" Subtraction 11/17
  • "Apple Begins High Sierra Automatic Rollout" 512 Pixels 11/17
Press Releases
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Apple's new visitor center is as beautiful and ridiculous as you'd expect" Mashable 8:44 AM
  • "A brief tour of Apple Park's new visitor center [Video] 9to5Mac 8:39 AM
  • "Apple's retail store in Burlingame, CA reopens after significant renovations [Gallery] 9to5Mac 3:44 PM
  • "Apple served with search warrant in Sutherland Springs shooting: Texas Rangers investigating the mass shooting in Sutherland Springs have served a search warrant on Silicon Valley giant Apple Inc. and are seeking digital photos, messages, documents and other types of data that might have been stored by gunman Devin Patrick Kelley, who was found with an iPhone after he killed himself."  San Antonio Express-News 11/17
  • "Apple Park Visitor Center opens to the public" Apple 11/17
  • "Apple Park's Visitor Center welcomes the public with grand opening celebration [Gallery] 9to5Mac 11/17
  • "Here's everything you can buy at Apple Park's Visitor Center [Gallery] 9to5Mac 11/17
  • "Hands-on with Apple Park Visitor Center's AR campus experience [Video] 9to5Mac 11/17
  • "Apple Park Visitor Center opens, hosts gathering of Cupertino neighbors" AppleInsider 11/17
  • "iPhone X sold out on first day of preorder on supply shortages" Yonhap 11/17
  • "Live sports integration likely coming to Apple's TV app next month" 9to5Mac 11/17
  • "Siri is my agony aunt – but is telling big tech my innermost feelings a bad idea? People are increasingly using virtual assistants as their closest confidantes and Apple, Google and Amazon are responding. But are we telling them too much?" The Guardian 11/17
  • "Apple's first diversity boss is leaving — not long after making controversial remarks about white men" Business Insider 11/17
  • "Special delivery: Apple rush orders giant replacement glass for soon-to-open Brooklyn store" AppleInsider 11/17
  • "An Apple Watch helps a kitesurfer escape great white-infested waters" Digital Trends 11/17
  • "One NFL owner against pushing out Roger Goodell compared it to switching from an iPhone to Samsung" Business Insider 11/17
Non-Apple News
  • "Apple's Denmark-based data center gets a new neighbor in the form of Google" Digital Trends 3:41 PM
  • "Women are better in tech than men, says a report: The Brookings Institution finds that women have better digital skills than men but are still underrepresented in the industry." CNET 11/17
  • "Net filters help avoid dodgy domains" BBC 11/17
  • "Germany bans smartwatches for kids over spying concerns" TechCrunch 11/17
  • "Germany bans children's smartwatches" BBC 11/17
  • "FCC begins scaling back internet subsidies for low-income homes" The Verge 11/17
  • "The Talk Show ✪: Ep. 207, With Special Guest Merlin Mann" Daring Fireball 3:42 PM
  • "After researchers foil Amazon Cloud Cam, just how secure are our 'smart' homes?" [Podcast] GeekWire 9:36 AM
  • "Podcast: Tesla Semi and Roadster, Apple HomePod Delay, Black Friday Trends" Tech.pinions 8:43 AM
  • "Pixel Buds review, OnePlus 5T, and iPhone X a few weeks later: This week on The Vergecast" The Verge 11/17
  • "An Interview with Yoshiro Kimura from Onion Games, Part Two" Touch Arcade 11/17
  • "AppleInsider podcast talks rumored iPhone X Plus, Face ID 'hacks,' iPad Pro 2018 and more" AppleInsider 11/17
  • "iMac Pro to feature A10 Fusion coprocessor, possibly for always-on 'Hey Siri'" 9to5Mac 6:54 PM
  • "Apple's iMac Pro may have hands-free Siri voice control" Engadget 7:31 PM
  • "Apple's 2018 iPhones Expected To Feature Faster Baseband Chips" UberGizmo 8:31 PM
  • "iPhone X 'Hack' Brings Windows 95 And SimCity 2000 To Apple's 2017 Flagship [Video] Redmond Pie 6:53 PM
  • "Aww: Apple won't be HomePod for Christmas" The Register 8:37 AM
  • "Apple just delayed its HomePod smart speaker until next year" ["Apple said it needs 'a little more time before it's ready for our customers.'"]  CNBC 11/17
  • "Apple pushes HomePod release to early 2018" TechCrunch 11/17
  • "Apple Hits Pause on HomePod, Adding to List of Delays: The smart speaker previously expected to ship in December will be available in early 2018" [Paid Membership Required] 11/17
  • "Apple Postpones Release of HomePod Speaker" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 11/17
  • "Apple Delays HomePod Smart Speaker System, Needs 'More Time" Apple Must 11/17
  • "KGI: Next Year's iPhone Models to Have Upgraded Intel and Qualcomm Modems Enabling Faster LTE Speeds" MacRumors 11/17
  • "Apple Reportedly Eyes Intel 5G Modems For iPhone To End Qualcomm Dependency" HotHardware 11/17
  • "Apple whispers how its face-fingering AI works" The Register 11/17
  • "LTE Apple Watches may be able to make emergency calls without linked iPhone plan" AppleInsider 11/17
  • "Apple Releases iOS 11.1.2 - Update Includes Fix For Unresponsive iPhone X Display in Cold Temperatures News, Mac, iPhone & iPad How To & Reviews" MacTrast 11/17
  • "Apple HomePod Availability: When Will It Arrive, What We Know" AppAdvice 11/17
  • "Apple Won't Accept watchOS 1 App Updates Starting in April 2018" The Mac Observer 11/17
  • "Apple Seeds Fourth Beta of iOS 11.2 to Developers" MacRumors 11/17
  • "Apple releases fourth iOS 11.2, watchOS 4.2, and tvOS 11.2 betas" 9to5Mac 11/17
  • "Apple Rolls Out iOS 11.2 Developer Beta 4 for iPhone and iPad" The Mac Observer 11/17
  • "Apple extends replacement program for MacBook Pros affected by 'Staingate'" Digital Trends 11/17
  • "Apple extends MacBook and MacBook Pro anti-reflective coating warranty" Neowin 11/17
  • "Is Your iPhone X Bluetooth Connectivity Unstable? You Are Not Alone" Redmond Pie 11/17
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "Apple Discounts BeatsX, Solo3 Wireless, and Powerbeats3 Wireless by $40 to $60" MacRumors 11/17
  • "15" MacBook Pro Prices (2017 models)" MacPrices 11/17
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices (2017 models)" MacPrices 11/17
  • "13" MacBook Air Prices (2017 models)" MacPrices 11/17

  • "A year with AirPods, or, how my AirPods fell into the toilet and lived to tell the tale" Stephen Coyle 8:49 AM
  • "How to Use the Magic Mouse as Apple (Presumably) Intended" Gizmodo 8:38 AM
  • "Review: LIFX Mini takes on Philips with Apple HomeKit" AppleInsider 8:50 AM
  • "Review: The iPhone X is the best phone for business, period./Apple's new iPhone X sets the scene for the next decade of iPhone development with a host of futuristic technologies. While expensive, it is the best smartphone available today." Computerworld 11/17
  • "OnePlus 5T vs iPhone X: We pit OnePlus' latest flagship challenger against the iPhone X on paper" The Inquirer 11/17
  • "Review: Google's Pixel Buds are the smartest earbuds you can buy, but with some clear flaws" 9to5Google 11/17
  • "Hex TLS Bluetooth speaker review: 808 Audio delivers solid mono thump and good looks, but few amenities" TechHive 11/17
  • "Nova True Wireless Headphones Review" phoneArena 11/17
  • "Review: ElevationDock 4 looks great and easily works one-handed" iDownload Blog 11/17
  • "Review: Cocoon's slim backpack sports a unique organizational system" iDownload Blog 11/17
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "iPad Productivity Gets a Boost with iOS 11" TidBITS 6:54 PM
  • "How To Make Face ID On iPhone X To Try Again The Right Way When It Doesn't Recognize You On First Try" Redmond Pie 6:54 PM
  • "How to Access AirDrop on iOS 11 Control Center" OS X Daily 3:44 PM
  • "How to crop and resize photos on your iPhone and iPad" iMore 3:42 PM
  • "The best way to shoot Stage Light in Portrait mode on iPhone X" iMore 11:56 AM
  • "View Your iTunes Store Purchase History on Your iPhone or iPad" Kirkville 8:45 AM
  • "How to take a screenshot on the iPhone X: The home button may be gone, but taking a screenshot is just as easy as it used to be." Macworld 8:44 AM
  • "iPhone X: How to not accidentally call 911" 9to5Mac 11/17
  • "How to Force Restart iPhone X" OS X Daily 11/17
  • "How to use Live Loops in GarageBand" Cult of Mac 11/17
  • "Strong and stable: The iPhone, iPad security guide" Computerworld 11/17
  • "How to turn your physical movies into digital for Movies Anywhere: Though your DVD or Blu-ray may not have come with a digital download code, you can still turn some of those discs into digital to watch on any device!" iMore 11/17
  • "Taking Control of the Control Center: Q. On the new iPhone system, where did the button for turning on AirDrop go when you swipe your finger up from the bottom of the screen?" New York Times [Free Registration Required] 11/17
  • "How To Access Photos & Videos On Your iPhone On Linux" AddictiveTips 11/17
  • "How to quickly and discreetly disable Face ID on the iPhone X: If you quickly want to set your phone so that your face will no longer unlock it, this is what you do." Macworld 11/17
  • "Apple Watch LTE can make 911 and emergency calls without a carrier plan" BGR 11/17
  • "Tip: save battery life by turning off the Tap to Wake feature on your iPhone X" iDownload Blog 11/17
  • "How to Double Your iPhone X's Battery Life" [Slideshow] iDrop News 11/17
  • "Apple Diversity Chief Forced Out After Saying White Men Can Also Be 'Diverse'" Zero Hedge 8:31 PM
  • "I went to buy an iPhone X. AT&T told me Galaxy Note 8 is better/Commentary: An AT&T salesman tells me it's quite obvious why Samsung's large phone is better than Apple's future of the smartphone." CNET 3:42 PM
  • "Why I plan to ditch my iPhone 7 for the iPhone X" TechnoBuffalo 8:59 AM
  • "The annual ritual: An airing of iOS grievances" Macworld 8:44 AM
  • "Why did Apple postpone the HomePod?" Apple 3.0 8:44 AM
  • "Photos and Thoughts from Opening Day at Apple Park Visitor Center" The Mac Observer 8:20 AM
  • "The iPhone's last major weakness might finally be fixed next year" BGR 11/17
  • "Hey Doctor, the iPad Will See You Now"  Apple Must 11/17
  • "Why Apple's 'What's a computer' just rekt Microsoft's 'real computer' worldview" iMore 11/17
  • "iOS 11 Is Killing Me: Okay, look. I'm not the first person to say this, and I certainly won't be the last. But iOS 11 is bad. The new operating system has turned my phone into a bug-infested carcass its former self, and the frustration of trying to use it sometimes makes me want to die, too."  Gizmodo 11/17
  • "iPhone X vs. iPhone 8 Plus: Here's the One to Get" Tom's Guide 11/17
  • "8 things we love about the Apple iPhone X – and 6 we don't: Apple's latest is both a beauty and a beast, but it's not perfect" Stuff Magazine 11/17
  • "Apple iPhone 2018: What's the story so far?" Pocket-lint 11/17
  • "The Increasingly Rare iPad Deal Killers"  MacSparky 11/17
  • "iPhone X, Galaxy Note 8 cost about $1,000: So is $499 OLED OnePlus 5T a serious rival?" ZDNet 11/17
  • "Why You Should Buy Pre-Owned Apple Products"  Apple Gazette 11/17
  • "Let Them Bleed: Tech wants to recreate television. Again. Hollywood wants to wait. Again. And so we'll wait. Again."  500ish Words 11/17
  • "iPhone 8, 8 Plus or X: Which should you get? - Video" CNET 11/17
  • "What's a Computer? Apple's Post PC Promise is Coming True" Apple Must 11/17
  • "Do Not Feed the Monkeys or how I learned to stop worrying and love the surveillance state" VentureBeat 6:54 PM
  • "How Amazon could create a nightmare future for filmmaking" The Verge 3:44 PM
  • "Help Me, Laptop: Are There Any Good Laptop Cooling Pads?" LAPTOP Magazine 10:08 AM
  • "How much autonomy is too much for AI?" The Next Web 9:34 AM
  • "Amazon is Becoming the New Microsoft"  I, Cringely 11/17
  • "New FCC Regulation Raises Concerns Over Spying TVs and Obsolescence" Gizmodo 11/17
  • "Star Wars: Battlefront II review: The Dark Side/Toss one more log on the fire" PCWorld 11/17
  • "Star Wars: Battlefront II review: Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope/Even if EA fulfills promises, this game may still be too far gone to the Dark Side." Ars Technica 11/17
  • "The Four Tiers of Global Wireless Services" Tech.pinions 11/17
  • "Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis" GoComics 11/17
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "With Apple's HomePod delayed into 2018, here are the best alternatives available this holiday season" 9to5Mac 3:42 PM
  • "AnimojiStudio IPA Lets You Record Never-Ending Animoji Karaoke Videos With Custom Background Colors" Redmond Pie 10:51 AM
  • "Nomad Apple iPhone X case roundup: Horween leather and polycarbonate provide protection and card carrying functionality" [Slideshow] ZDNet 8:28 AM
  • "The MacVoices 2017 Holiday Gift Guide #2" MacVoices 8:20 AM
  • "Coming November 18: Gene Steinberg meets Josh Centers of TidBITS and Bryan Chaffin of The Mac Observer, this week on The Tech Night Owl LIVE!" The Tech Night Owl LIVE 8:20 AM
  • "Lookmark Now Tracks App Updates" MacStories 11/17
  • "iLounge Best of the Year Awards 2017 Article" iLounge 11/17
  • "Promise Technology Debuts $249 Thunderbolt 3 Dock With 5 USB-A Ports, 2 TB3 Ports and SD Card Slot" MacRumors 11/17
  • "Candy Crush Saga: 2.73 billion downloads in five years and still counting" VentureBeat 11/17
  • "'Reigns: Her Majesty' Will Hit the App Store on December 7th" Touch Arcade 11/17
  • "Wearable Computing Market Report - Forecasts from 2017 to 2022 - Research and Markets" Business Wire 11/17
  • "Spotify picks up iPhone X resolution support" iDownload Blog 11/17
  • "Spotify for iPhone Update Takes Advantage of iPhone X Display News, Mac, iPhone & iPad How To & Reviews" MacTrast 11/17
  • "Tap Fly Hero - A Ridiculously Hard Game, on iOS and Android" prMac 11/17
  • "Farming Dead a free idle zombie game for iOS" prMac 11/17
  • "Twelve South serves up two great iPhone X cases (and one 'merely' good one)" Apple World Today 11/17
Computer Industry
  • "After Qualcomm, Intel announces its first 5G modem XMM 8060" Gizbot 8:53 AM
  • "IBM increases pressure on rivals with quantum computer prototype" Japan News 8:55 AM
  • "IBM Urged to Avoid Working on 'Extreme Vetting' of U.S. Immigrants" Reuters 8:55 AM
  • "IBM: Bargain Blue Chip/The long-suffering computer giant's shares are cheap as it shows signs of renewed life. Can it gain 30%?" Barron's 8:50 AM
  • "Game Troopers CEO accuse Microsoft of mismanaging Windows Phone" MSPoweruser 9:46 AM
  • "How to fix a program without the source code? Patch the binary directly: Microsoft abandons typical Patch Tuesday playbook to fix Equation Editor flaw." Ars Technica UK 9:33 AM
  • "AMD RX Vega 64 PowerColor Red Devil Pictured, Coming Next Month" WCCFTech 8:57 AM
  • "Intel decides SemiAccurate was right about Xpoint DIMMs" SemiAccurate 11/17
  • "A challenger appears: Specs for Samsung's potential Optane killer" The Register 11/17
  • "Intel Will Bring Additional Facilities Online to Improve Coffee Lake Shipments" ExtremeTech 11/17
  • "Intel targets LTE-A and 5G with new modems" Mobile Europe 11/17
  • "Intel ramps up 5G development with new modem launches" ITProPortal 11/17
  • "Intel launches a bevy of modems to tap into 5G tech" IT PRO 11/17
  • "Intel unveils a host of 5G modems to take the fight to Qualcomm" Alphr 11/17
  • "Intel XMM 7660 LTE Modem Announced; Supports Cat.19 Standards With Speeds Going as High as 1.6Gbps" WCCFTech 11/17
  • "Driver-update: AMD Radeon Software Crimson ReLive Edition 17.11.2" Tweekers 11/17
  • "AMD's graphics solutions are more popular than Nvidia's in the 'real world'" TechRadar UK 11/17
  • "Microsoft Releases Windows 10 Build 17040 with Several New Features" Softpedia 11/17
  • "Microsoft unveils Azure Databricks, new AI tools for developers" Financial Express 11/17
  • "IBM Quad9 DNS Service Offers Rogue Site Protection" Silicon UK 11/17
  • "HP ZBook 14u G4 Mobile Workstation review: Portable and robust, but performance disappoints" ZDNet 11/17
  • "Dell's Cyber Monday ad just leaked: Windows PCs sales, TV deals, and discounted consoles" BGR 11/17
  • "Dell EMC Networking N1108P-ON review" IT PRO 11/17
  • "Oracle Products Affected by Critical JOLTandBLEED Vulnerabilities" Bleeping Computer 11/17
  • "Buyer beware, the Cisco rally could be nothing more than a short squeeze, strategist says" CNBC 11/17
  • "Cisco, Huawei take duel to smart cities" ZDNet 11/17
  • "How Cisco's Infrastructure Platform Performed in Fiscal 1Q18" Market Realist 11/17
  • "Why cloud adoption isn't slowing datacenter growth" InfoWorld 11/17
  • "Cisco launches $1-bn funding plan to transform smart cities" Business Standard 11/17
  • "Critical flaw in Cisco collaboration products plugged" HelpNetSecurity 11/17
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "Apple, Cisco, Google, Microsoft And Oracle Already Have A Tax Rate Below 20%" Forbes 8:50 AM
  • "Why Apple Could Reach $1 Trillion Next Year" Investopedia 11/17
Industry News
  • "Dow, S&P log weekly loss as investors weigh earnings, tax plan: Tesla gains after electric big rig unveiled" MarketWatch 11/17
  • "Retail Rally and Crude Gains Can't Stop Wall Street Retreat: Gains in the retail sector and a surge in crude oil prices were not enough to stop Wall Street from beating a retreat after a rally a day earlier." TheStreet 11/17
  • "Wall Street slips to end week as tax changes mulled" Reuters 11/17
  • "U.S. Stocks Slip, on Track for Small Weekly Losses: Moves cap a wobbly week for stock markets around the world" [Paid Membership Required] 11/17
  • "Asian markets mostly higher, but Nikkei abandons rally on yen strength: Asian stocks were looking to end the week broadly higher, building on the global rebound that began a day earlier, but early strength in Japan and South Korea cooled by late morning, with fresh weakness in the U.S. dollar hurting their export-reliant stock markets." MarketWatch 11/17
  • "European stocks end lower, log 1.3% weekly slump: European stocks declined on Friday, suffering a second straight weekly loss, as disappointing corporate updates and broker downgrades provided pressure." MarketWatch 11/17

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