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Weekend Highlights: iPhone 11 location data, even turned off, still tracks due to ultra wideband compliance, future software toggle to remedy; too much "focus on privacy weakens Apple's AI" according to experts; Lazarus trojan targets macOS users; Eclectic Light Company wants to know if you're seeing weird issues with macOS Catalina; some Apple TV+ content not playing in Dolby Vision HDR on 4K Apple TV models; iPhone, Pokemon Go causes cited by doctors for rise in head injuries?; want an iPhone with no ports at all? You might get your wish if Ming-Chi Kuo is right, and as soon as 2021; looks like audio popping noise as well as display ghosting affects some 16" MacBook Pros; CNET compares cameras of iPhone 11 and XR; Macworld reviews Amazon's Echo Buds; MacStories takes new Clips 2.1 Memoji, Animoji features for a spin.

  • "One year later, Apple's innovative AirPower wireless charger is just vaporware" BGR 7:14 AM
  • "In Munich iPhone case, Qualcomm wants thin air to infringe software patent claim limitations: dangerous precedent possible" Foss Patents 7:19 AM
  • "Feminist attacks Apple saying iPhone size not suitable for women's hands"  Belfast Telegraph 7:29 AM
  • "It's become very clear that the future of Apple is the Apple Watch"  Business Insider 7:30 AM
  • "Apple focuses on size with 'Illusion' ad for iPhone XS & XS Max: Apple on Saturday uploaded the first TV-length ad for the iPhone XS and XS Max to YouTube, dubbed 'Illusion.'"  AppleInsider 6:05 PM
  • "Forget the new iPhones: Apple's best product is now privacy/Under Tim Cook's leadership, Apple saw just how critical an issue user privacy would become. Now it's at least as important a feature as shiny industrial design or a nice camera."  Fast Company 9/14
  • "With the iPhone XR and XS Max, the small phone is officially dead: Apple is tripling down on big-screen iPhones, leaving no hope for a delightfully small iPhone reboot."  CNET 9/14
  • "Apple criticised for designing phones 'too big' for women's hands"  The Independent 9/14
  • "The iPhone SE was the best phone Apple ever made, and now it's dead"  TechCrunch 9/14
  • "There's One Big Problem With The New iPhone (If You're A Woman)" Refinery29 9/14
  • "Apple prices iPhone to the Max" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 9/14
  • "The iPhone XR shows Apple admitting 3D Touch is a failure"  TechCrunch 9/14
  • "Apple's new iPhones are boring. Investors should rejoice" CNNMoney 9/14
  • "How Apple got us to pay so much for the iPhone" CNNMoney 9/14
  • "Apple Has Started Paying Hackers for iPhone Exploits: Despite their value in the grey market, security researchers are reporting bugs as part of the Apple iOS Bug Bounty program, and some are getting rewards." Motherboard 9/14
  • "China angered by Apple's big iPhone event mentioning Taiwan, says it could hurt sales"  Business Insider 9/14
  • "Apple, Firefox tools aim to thwart Facebook, Google tracking" Associated Press 9/14
  • "How Apple's Safari Browser Will Try to Thwart Data Tracking" Associated Press 9/14
  • "Google restores 'www' to Chrome URLs after user backlash: But not for long - they will be gone again by Chrome 70." ZDNet 9/14
  • "Trend Micro Mac Apps Stole Users' Browser Histories" TidBITS 9/14
  • "macOS Mojave fixes problems with DisplayLink multiple monitor drivers" AppleInsider 9/14
  • "How to fix a 1Password sync problem: A popular password safe sometimes disconnects from its vault." Macworld 9/14
  • "Apple demonstrates how complex it is to own digital content" Cult of Mac 9/14
  • "Apple's unsafe Mac App Store is simply inexcusable"  Digital Trends 9/14
Press Releases
  • "JAMF announces zero-day support for iOS 12, tvOS 12, and macOS Mojave" 9to5Mac 9/14
  • "Chrome 70 will support MacBook Pro's Touch ID for website authentication" AppleInsider 9/14
  • "Google adds fingerprint support to Chrome on Android and Mac in latest beta" The Verge 9/14
  • "Blackmagic Design Announces Blackmagic RAW Codec" 9/14
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Tim Cook addresses iPhone pricing, dual-SIM support, and more in new interviews" 9to5Mac 7:36 PM
  • "What cardiologists think about the Apple Watch's heart-tracking feature"  Washington Post [Free Registration Required] 9/14
  • "What the Apple Watch's FDA clearance actually means"  The Verge 9/14
  • "The new heart-monitoring capabilities on the Apple Watch aren't all that impressive"  Quartz 9/14
  • "Apple Heart Study data reportedly used to win FDA approval for Apple Watch ECG" AppleInsider 9/14
  • "Why the medical community will be 'amazed' at Apple Watch 4" Apple Must 9/14
  • "Apple has hired a top exec from a hospital chain to help run its employee health clinics" CNBC 9/14
  • "Apple hires hospital chain exec for AC Wellness employee health clinics" AppleInsider 9/14
  • "Apple Donating $1 Million to American Red Cross as Hurricane Florence Makes Landfall"  MacRumors 9/14
  • "Apple to Invest in Mangrove Forest Restoration Project in Colombia" MacRumors 9/14
  • "Apple gives elevator pitch for iPhone XS with new 54 second ad" 9to5Mac 9/14
  • "The evolution of Apple's iPhone: As the iPhone ages, it's important to look at how the now-iconic device has matured since its arrival in 2007." [Slideshow] Computerworld 9/14
Non-Apple News
  • "Google's rumored 'Dragonfly' search prototype tied data to phone numbers: The Intercept reported more design details on the censored search engine for China." Engadget 7:09 AM
  • "Scott Wiener Knocks Ajit Pai as Shill Over California Net Neutrality Claims" Gizmodo 9/14
  • "Google's rumored 'Dragonfly' search prototype tied data to phone numbers" Engadget 9/14
  • "Google's prototype Chinese search engine reportedly links searches to phone numbers" The Verge 9/14
  • "US lawmakers say AI deepfakes 'have the potential to disrupt every facet of our society': They're asking the intelligence community to assess the threat from AI video manipulation" The Verge 9/14
  • "The new iPhone's here, so Google wants to talk Pixel 3" TechCrunch 9/14
  • "Twitter is so liberal that its conservative employees 'don't feel safe to express their opinions,' says CEO Jack Dorsey" Recode 9/14
  • "A Decade-Old Attack Can Break the Encryption of Most PCs" Wired [Free/Paid Registration Required] 9/14
  • "Google Digs In Heels Over Global Expansion of EU's 'Right to Be Forgotten'" TechNewsWorld 9/14
  • "Podcast: Apple September 2018 iPhone and Watch Launch Event" Tech.pinions 7:29 AM
  • "Framing Apple's iPhone keynote: Paging George Lakoff. George Lakoff to Apple Park, please" The Verge 9/14
  • "A MacVoices Town Hall On The Apple Gather Round Event" MacVoices 9/14
  • "Apple Watch as a Medical Device -TMO Daily Observations 2018-09-14" The Mac Observer 9/14
  • "iPhone XS, XR and Apple Watch 4 -- catch our unfiltered Gather Round event reactions on The CultCastCult of Mac 9/14
  • "More about the iPhone XS, iPhone XS Max, iPhone XR, and Series 4 Apple Watch on the AppleInsider Podcast" AppleInsider 9/14
  • "Episode #122 - What if Apple Does Stop Selling Downloads?" The Next Track 9/14
  • "LG to supply OLED panels for Apple's iPhone devices in addition to Samsung" Neowin 10:09 AM
  • "iPhone XS Max, iPhone XS not quite as constrained as the iPhone X was at launch" AppleInsider 9/14
  • "iPhone XS Max and Apple Watch Series 4 Shipping Estimates Begin Slipping" MacRumors 9/14
  • "iPhone Xs Max and Apple Watch Series 4 Delivery Times Quickly Slip in Early Hours" The Mac Observer 9/14
  • "Apple Watch Series 4 preorders begin today, Series 3 discounted to $279: A basic Series 4 costs $70 more than the Series 3 did when it came out last year." Ars Technica 9/14
  • "Apple's Dual SIM tech is right place, right time: While only a few carriers will support Dual SIM at first, that number will grow fast. Here is everything you need to know about the new Dual SIM tech" Computerworld 9/14
  • "How dual-SIM works with Apple's iPhone XS & XS Max" AppleInsider 9/14
  • "Why the iPhone XR isn't coming out until October"  The Verge 9/14
  • "iPhone XR delay likely down to notch problems, but can only work in Apple's favor" 9to5Mac 9/14
  • "Did Apple show off new AirPods in its September keynote?" Mashable 9/14
  • "LCD display and software issues are behind iPhone XR's delay" Cult of Mac 9/14
  • "LG Display picked as second OLED supplier for iPhones: Electronic Times" Reuters 9/14
  • "Apple seeds Shortcuts GM build to developers ahead of release" AppleInsider 9/14
  • "Nasty piece of CSS code crashes and restarts iPhones" ZDNet 6:03 PM
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "T-Mobile, Verizon, and AT&T are all offering huge discounts on the iPhone X" BGR 9/14
  • "15" MacBook Pro Prices (2018 models)" MacPrices 9/14
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices (2017-18 models)" MacPrices 9/14
  • "12" MacBook Prices (2017 models)" MacPrices 9/14

  • "Apple Watch 4 vs Samsung Galaxy Watch vs Polar Vantage: Comparing their heart monitoring capabilities" ZDNet 9/14
  • "Series 4 vs. Series 3: Which Apple Watch is right for you?" Cult of Mac 9/14
  • "The iPhone XR versus the iPhone XS and iPhone XS Max: Which is right for you?" AppleInsider 9/14
  • "Review: Marshall Kilburn II is a rugged portable speaker for your inner rocker" AppleInsider 9/14
  • "Review: FiiO BTR3 Bluetooth Headphone Adapter" iLounge 9/14
  • "iPhone & iPad: How to change camera format for videos and photos" 9to5Mac 9/14
  • "How To Resume Recording A Voice Memo On iOS" AddictiveTips 9/14
  • "How to get an Apple Watch on an installment plan" iMore 9/14
  • "How to prepare iPhone and iPad for iOS 12" 9to5Mac 9/14
  • "How to (virtually) try on both Apple Watch sizes with the Apple Store App" iMore 9/14
  • "How to Prepare for iOS 12 Update on iPhone & iPad" OS X Daily 9/14
  • "How to customize Control Center in watchOS 5" iMore 9/14
  • "iPhone Upgrade Program: The ultimate guide/Want to upgrade to the latest iPhone each year and get Apple Care+ coverage on your purchase? Apple's iPhone Upgrade Program is a great way to get just that!" iMore 7:37 PM
  • "You don't need an app to read NFC tags with iPhone XS or XR" Cult of Mac 9/14
  • "Upgrading to iPhone Xs via Apple's Upgrade Program? Here is what you need to know" iDownload Blog 9/14
  • "Technical Terms: Internet Meme" MacMost 9/14
  • "No, Apple didn't delete that guy's movies. Here's what really happened/Analysis: Digital purchases are more ephemeral than physical copies, but switching iTunes 'regions' seems to be the culprit here." CNET 10:22 PM
  • "Should You Upgrade from iPhone X to iPhone XS? A Decision Calculator" iPhone Hacks 3:32 PM
  • "Should You Upgrade to Apple Watch 4? A Decision Calculator" iPhone Hacks 3:31 PM
  • "If you have an iPhone X, should you upgrade to the iPhone XS or iPhone XS Max? Preorders for the iPhone XS and XS Max have just commenced, and some may be wondering if it's worth ordering one if they already own an iPhone X. It's a question AppleInsider's has been asked a lot, so let's talk about it." AppleInsider 12:08 PM
  • "Bigger Phones, Bigger Watches, Forever and Ever"  Gizmodo 12:04 PM
  • "Apple Loop: New iPhone XS Hands On Review, Tim Cook Cancels iPhone Battery Offer, iPhone XR Delayed" Forbes 9/14
  • "What Apple Watch Series 4 Means for Accessibility" iMore 9/14
  • "The Best (and Worst) iPhone Xs, XR & Apple Watch Reporting" The Mac Observer 9/14
  • "Thoughts on Apple's iPhone event" The Loop 9/14
  • "What notch? Apple finds way to hide controversial iPhone 'feature'" Cult of Mac 9/14
  • "Apple does not seem to mind using leaked photos of the iPhone XS in its official marketing" Business Insider 9/14
  • "Apple has officially missed the boat on USB-C with this year's iPhones: If Apple won't commit to USB-C, why should any of its customers?"  The Verge 9/14
  • "Apple's new pricing strategy: Is it good news or bad news for Android?" Android Authority 9/14
  • "Comment: The iPhone Upgrade Program is great for Apple, less great for customers" 9to5Mac 9/14
  • "Talking Points on 2018 iPhone Announcement" MacPrices 9/14
  • "The iPhone Xs: An innovation dilemma"  Macworld 9/14
  • "Apple should not have killed off the pocketable iPhone SE"  GearBrain 9/14
  • "No iPhone SE? No problem: This is the 'budget' iPhone to get" CNET 9/14
  • "Will Apple Host Another Product Event in October?" The Motley Fool 9/14
  • "New Apple Watch and XS series iPhones already in short supply" Apple Must 9/14
  • "Comment: Sadly, all hope for an iPhone SE 2 is now lost"  9to5Mac 9/14
  • "Apple's iPhone XR: The Reasonable choice/I think I figured out what the 'R' really stands for."  ZDNet 9/14
  • "If I were to upgrade my iPhone X, I'd go for the iPhone XR without skipping a beat" BGR 9/14
  • "Apple and OnePlus deliver bad news for fans of the humble headphone jack"  VentureBeat 9/14
  • "XS or Xs or XS Max or Xs Max or XR or Xr"  500ish Words 9/14
  • "A tale of two CEOs: Tim Cook demonstrates what some want from Elon Musk" The Verge 9/14
  • "Cramer: The Apple Watch is like 'the gateway drug' to Apple's whole ecosystem" CNBC 9/14
  • "The Quiet Demise of the Apple Watch Editiion" Kirkville 9/14
  • "The Increasing Price of the Apple Watch" Kirkville 9/14
  • "Google Maps could be about to surprise Apple fans with a new update: GOOGLE Maps could be about to surprise Apple fans with a new update that could prove to be extremely useful." Express UK 7:25 AM
  • "Best laptops 2018: The definitive breakdown/The laptop market is a pain — this guide isn't. We compare reviews for Apple, Dell, Huawei, and more of today's best brands to help you find a device that fits your lifestyle." Mashable 7:24 AM
  • "The internet – not as great as we all thought it was going to be, eh? Number of netizens in favor of the web drops, according to latest US study" The Register 9/14
  • "Google should be sent to email jail for murdering Inbox" The Next Web 9/14
  • "Stop calling Facebook's effort to fix itself an 'arms race'" The Verge 9/14
  • "iPad magician pranks mall goers with snakes" Cult of Mac 9/14
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "The Gmail Offline Chrome app will disappear after December 3rd: The new Gmail UI has offline support built-in with PWA." Engadget 7:08 AM
  • "Google Maps beta adds iOS 12 CarPlay support, here's what it looks like" 9to5Mac 9/14
  • "Cheapskate Apple Stops Bundling 3.5mm Dongles With Older iPhones, Would Rather You Pay $9" HotHardware 9/14
  • "Totallee launches the thinnest cases for iPhone Xs Max, iPhone Xs, and iPhone XR" 9to5Mac 9/14
  • "iPhone XR includes 12 colorful new wallpapers, download them here [Gallery] 9to5Mac 9/14
  • "#JustCode Challenge Week 13 – Xojo Speed" Xojo Blog 9/14
  • "The best Apple TV educational apps for adults to continue learning" iDownload Blog 9/14
  • "Affinity Photo for iPad gets major new update headlined by enhanced gestures" 9to5Mac 9/14
  • "AT&T Announces Details on New Apple Products on the Nation's Best Network: iPhone XS, iPhone XS Max, Apple Watch Series 4 arrive at AT&T on Sept. 21" PRNewswire 9/14
  • "Waze begins private beta testing of CarPlay iOS 12 update" 9to5Mac 9/14
  • "Liberate Kekanda In New Casual Strategy Game Tiny Battle Simulator" prMac 9/14
  • "Hitcase Waterproof & Rugged Cases for the New iPhone Xs Available Now" prMac 9/14
  • "Cradle the new Apple iPhones in WaterField's Fused Suede Case" prMac 9/14
Computer Industry
  • "[Exclusive] This Is the Microsoft Surface Laptop 2, Will Also Be Offered in Black: The Microsoft Surface Laptop 2 will keep the same design and selection of ports. There will be a new Black variant of the laptop to replace the Graphite Gold variant. The change will be on the inside, with consumers and experts expecting an upgrade to 8th Gen. Intel Core series CPUs and faster memory." mysmartprice 8:48 AM
  • "New Surface PCs are Back in Black" Thurrott 12:19 PM
  • "Microsoft Surface Pro 6: Everything we know" Digital Trends 12:08 PM
  • "Microsoft ditches warning against installing rival browsers in latest Windows 10 build" Neowin 9:34 AM
  • "Microsoft revises Intel microcode updates for Windows 10 as mitigation against Spectre" Neowin 10:07 AM
  • "Finally, Microsoft Takes a Step Back from the Windows 10 Cliff (Premium)" Thurrott 4:54 PM
  • "Intel CPU Shortages Predicted, AMD to Reap Benefit Amid Analyst Upgrades" WCCFTech 7:26 AM
  • "8th-Gen Intel Core i5 vs. i7: Which CPU Is Right for You?" LAPTOP Magazine 7:26 AM
  • "The road to Intel's 2020 GPU is being paved by Nvidia's RTX graphics cards: In less than two years Intel will enter the graphics card race as the third way... and Nvidia could be playing into its hands" PCGamesN 7:25 AM
  • "Multi-threaded Linux Performance: AMD's Threadripper 2990WX vs. Intel's Core i9-7980XE" Techgage 7:26 AM
  • "HP EliteDisplay S14 review: A second screen for on the go" Neowin 3:32 PM
  • "Stocks To Watch: Oracle Looks To Lift Tech Sector" Seeking Alpha 8:39 AM
  • "How long until Microsoft support for Windows 7 ends?" BT 9/14
  • "Microsoft and Network Business Systems team up to bring broadband to more rural communities" Neowin 9/14
  • "Microsoft acquires Lobe to help make AI accessible to everyone" IT PRO (UK) 9/14
  • "Microsoft Pushes New Azure Offerings into the High-Performance Computing Market" InfoQ 9/14
  • "All you need is Lobe - Microsoft buys another promising AI startup" The Inquirer 9/14
  • "Microsoft Buys AI Startup Lobe, to Feed Human Brains to Machines" Light Reading 9/14
  • "Microsoft Announces Antivirus Feature for Microsoft Office" Softpedia 9/14
  • "IBM Joins The Yellow Pages Of Blockchain As Founding Member" RTTNews 9/14
  • "IBM-backed blockchain Yellow Pages-style registry launched" IT PRO (UK) 9/14
  • "Lenovo ThinkPad E580 review: A well-priced 15-inch business laptop with a great keyboard" ZDNet 9/14
  • "HP eyes custom orthotics market to push 3D printing systems: HP has teamed up with Go 4-D, a player in the medical orthotics industry, to distribute its FitStation platform around North America." ZDNet 9/14
  • "HP Envy x2 vs. Microsoft Surface Go: Which should you buy?" Windows Central 9/14
  • "Dell's UP3216Q 4K monitor is now available for $930" TechSpot 9/14
  • "Dell, Sikshana Foundation & Karnataka govt partner for digital education" Hindu Business Line 9/14
  • "Cold boot attack puts Apple, Dell and Lenovo laptops at risk of data theft" The Inquirer 9/14
  • "Intel Core i9-9900K 8 Core Flagship CPU's Cinebench R15 Benchmark Leaks Out – Overclocked To 5 GHz Across All Cores, Massive Multi-Thread Performance" WCCFTech 9/14
  • "Report: DRAM, SSD prices will tumble as Intel shortage continues" TechSpot 9/14
  • "AMD may stop with 32-bit support Radeon Software" Guru3D 9/14
  • "Microsoft Working with AMD on Cloud-Based Gaming" Softpedia 9/14
  • "Cisco teams up with BSNL to power up 5G in India; to showcase tech possibilities in citizen services" Financial Express 9/14
  • "Cisco to step up investments in Indian markets; to focus on 5G, entrepreneurship" ZeeBiz 9/14
  • "Cisco signs agreements with NITI, BSNL" The Hindu 9/14
  • "Cisco to step up investments in India; to focus on 5G, entrepreneurship" Financial Express 9/14
  • "Cisco's Guillermo Diaz Jr. on His Trusted Advisers: The tech titan's chief information officer takes counsel from current and former colleagues, but Mom is the 'constant stream of water as I go down the path of life'" [Paid Membership Required] 9/14
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "Apple Watch Series 4 Opens Big Health Market Doors for AAPL" InvestorPlace 9/14
  • "The New Apple Watch Leaves Fitbit Stock Without a Moat" InvestorPlace 9/14
Industry News
  • "S&P 500 extends winning streak to five days as stocks shrug off trade tensions: Wall Street's 'fear index' sees biggest weekly drop since April" MarketWatch 9/14
  • "Stocks End Flat on Report Trump Wants to Levy $200B More Tariffs on China: The S&P 500 closes higher on Friday for its fifth consecutive day of gains." TheStreet 9/14
  • "US stock market mixed as trade worries return" FOXBusiness 9/14
  • "Stocks Hang On to Weekly Gains: DJIA, S&P 500 edge higher on Friday, while Nasdaq slips" [Paid Membership Required] 9/14
  • "Nikkei notches 7-month high as Asia markets continue to rise: Asian markets largely rallied Friday as investors took a more upbeat view of the global trade situation after the White House extended an invitation to China for fresh trade talks." MarketWatch 9/14
  • "Europe stocks set to log weekly gains, but Danske Bank under pressure: European stocks were set to close the week on a positive note Friday, though losses in the financial sector were keeping a lid on gains as Danske Bank AS tumbled on news of a U.S. probe." MarketWatch 9/14

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