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  • "Apple's stock could soar this year if it introduces media bundling, video streaming: Morgan Stanley"  CNBC 6:01 PM
  • "Apple crime blotter: Roger Stone's iCloud, a Siri school shooting threat, and Find My iPhone solves a kidnapping/Roger Stone is a big Apple user —and that may be a problem for him, given that Apple has handed over data from his iCloud account in accordance with a warrant. That and more, in the latest Apple-related crime roundup." AppleInsider 8:58 AM
  • "Apple fixes FaceTime privacy bug amid issue update: Bug was discovered by 14-year-old Grant Thompson" Reuters 4:33 PM
  • "iOS 12.1.4 is coming to fix the worst iPhone and iPad bug to date: Keep an eye out for the iOS 12.1.4 update to be available for your iPhone or iPad, because if you're running iOS 12.1 or later, this is a must-have patch that fixes the worst iOS bug to date." ZDNet 2/2
  • "Apple Says Its Update for Group FaceTime Bug is Getting Bumped to Next Week" Gizmodo UK 2/2
  • "Apple apologizes for privacy-invading FaceTime bug, promises delayed software update" BetaNews 2/2
  • "Apple says a fix for the Group FaceTime bug will be rolled out next week: Until then, use something else" TechRadar UK 2/2
  • "Could Apple Ban Unethical Facial Recognition And Become The Patron Saint Of Privacy?" Forbes 2/2
  • "Safari engineers look at different approach to fighting intrusive ads: Safari engineers want to limit the amount of JavaScript that a website can load." ZDNet 2/2
  • "Siri Shortcuts can be abused for extortion demands, malware propagation: If weaponized, Siri Shortcuts could be an effective tool for extortionists, malware and scareware groups."  ZDNet 2/1
  • "NetMarketShare: macOS, iOS market share both down in January" Apple World Today 2/1
  • "Final Cut Friday: How to use PaintX to quickly repair videos in FCP X [Video] 9to5Mac 2/1
  • "How to Install Windows 10 on Mac with Boot Camp" OS X Daily 2/1
  • "What To Do About Those Mojave App Is Not Optimized Messages" MacMost 2/1
  • "Talk on the Walk" Rixstep 6:48 AM
  • "Topaz JPEG to RAW AI on the Mac: Almost Something out of Nothing" eXtensions 2/2
Press Releases
  • "iFlicks 3 for macOS - Video Metadata Editor and Conversion" prMac 2/2
  • "Import and Animate 3D Models in Motion and Final Cut Pro X with Eneo3D" 2/1
  • "Allgood Software is proud to announce the latest update to their popular flagship software running on Mac OS X: Allgood Solitaire v5.5." Allgood Software 2/1
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Apple Watch Fall Detection Saves Man In Norway" UberGizmo 8:42 PM
  • "Apple might be planning to launch iPhone SE 2 soon" MSPoweruser 2/2
  • "Unlikely Rumor Claims iPhone SE 2 with 4.7-Inch Screen Is Just Around the Corner: Apple reportedly planning a second-generation SE model" Softpedia 2/2
  • "Apple's Siri Leader is Out: The Apple executive responsible for overseeing Siri for the past seven years recently left that role, said five people with knowledge of the change. Bill Stasior, who was recruited from Amazon in 2012 to lead Siri after two of the technology's creators left Apple, is no longer heading the voice assistant group, though he remains at Apple, the people said. The change appears to be part of an effort by John Giannandrea, Apple's senior vice president of machine learning and AI strategy, to put more of his own stamp on the group responsible for Apple's voice assistant."  The Information [Subscription Required for Full Article] 2/1
  • "Apple removes Siri team lead as part of AI strategy shift" AppleInsider 2/1
  • "Apple's long-time Siri leader reportedly no longer in charge" TechCrunch 2/1
  • "iPhone Sales Growing Following Price Cuts in China"  MacRumors 2/1
  • "Apple Apologizes About FaceTime Bug, Software Update With Fix Delayed Until Next Week"  MacRumors 2/1
  • "Apple apologizes for massive FaceTime flaw, says fix coming next week"  CNBC 2/1
  • "Apple Says It Has Fixed FaceTime Security Bug" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 2/1
  • "Apple apologizes for FaceTime bug, says feature to be back next week" Axios 2/1
  • "Apple fixes FaceTime privacy bug, will issue update next week" Reuters 2/1
  • "Apple fixes FaceTime eavesdrop bug, with software update incoming" TechCrunch 2/1
  • "Apple isn't alone: 2018 was the 'worst year ever' for smartphone shipments, IDC says"  CNBC 2/1
  • "Apple Improves Stores With Strikingly Upgraded Free Events, Now Live" Forbes 2/1
  • "Which Tech Companies Spend the Most Money On Lobbying? Google set a new record with $21.2 million spent on lobbying in 2018, followed by Amazon at $14.2 million and Facebook at $12.6 million. Microsoft and Apple round out the big five." PC Magazine 2/1
  • "Spies Want to Make the FaceTime Eavesdropping Bug Into a Feature" ACLU 2/1
  • "Spies want to use exploits similar to Group FaceTime bug for eavesdropping" AppleInsider 2/1
  • "GCHQ wants secret entry into Apple's FaceTime and Messages" 9to5Mac 2/1
  • "Apple staffing up its streaming video service" Cult of Mac 2/1
  • "Apple marks Heart Month in February: During Heart Month, Apple will offer an Activity Challenge on Apple Watch and heart health events in Apple Stores in San Francisco, Chicago and New York to educate consumers on their heart health and encourage them to get active and live a better day." Apple 2/1
  • "Apple Promotes Heart Health With Activity Challenge and Apple Store Events Throughout February" MacRumors 2/1
  • "Boy, 13, arrested after telling Siri he wanted to shoot up a school" New York Post 2/1
Non-Apple News
  • "Big Tech Is No Longer Carrying the Stock Market: The largest tech companies aren't driving the performance of the market, and that shift doesn't bode well for a march to new highs." New York Times [Free Registration Required] 8:41 PM
  • "Google pulls 29 photo apps that stole pictures and promoted scams: Some of them had been downloaded millions of times." Engadget 6:58 AM
  • "Report: Attorneys General in Six States Are Now Investigating Facebook's Data Practices" Gizmodo 2/2
  • "26 years later, Groundhog Day gets revived as... a VR game? No, we don't know if Bill Murray's involved—but his character's son is." Ars Technica 2/2
  • "Spotify is reportedly in talks for a $200 million podcast purchase: The music streaming company is in the process of acquiring podcast giant Gimlet, according to sources." Engadget 2/2
  • "Security firm identifies hacker behind Collection 1 leak, as Collection 2-5 become public" ZDNet 2/1
  • "Energizer says it's making phones with pop-up cameras, 18,000mAh batteries, and foldable displays" The Verge 2/1
  • "Snopes and AP leave Facebook fact-checking partnership" TechCrunch 2/1
  • "Snopes says nope to Facebook's money and leaves fact-checking program: Snopes received $100,000 in 2017 for helping to debunk bogus stories" The Verge 2/1
  • "Snopes leaves Facebook fact checking, citing ineffective operations" Mashable 2/1
  • "Fact check: Taxpayers have already spent money on Foxconn's Wisconsin campus" Associated Press [Free Registration Required] 2/1
  • "Foxconn Affirms Wisconsin Factory Plan, Citing Trump Chat" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 2/1
  • "Foxconn does damage control over Wisconsin factory" ["The site will function as both an 'advanced manufacturing facility as well as a hub of high technology innovation,' Foxconn said."] CNBC 2/1
  • "Net neutrality could be saved by a technicality - Video" CNET 2/1
  • "What we learned from net neutrality's big day in court: The FCC squared off with net neutrality defenders" The Verge 2/1
  • "A new net neutrality bill is headed to Congress" The Verge 2/1
  • "U.S. appeals court hears challenge to FCC net neutrality repeal" Reuters 2/1
  • "Cyberattacks from China and Russia could disrupt US critical infrastructure - Video" ZDNet 2/1
  • "Huawei's 5G foldable phone is coming this month: Whether gimmicky or great, foldable devices will get their time in the spotlight this year" The Verge 2/1
  • "Saudi Arabia runs a huge, sinister online database of women that men use to track them and stop them from running away" Business Insider 2/1
  • "Immigrant tech workers struggle to get H-1B visas under Trump: 'I've never felt so helpless'" Los Angeles Times [Paid Membership Required] 2/1
  • "Google's Mission Impossible: Use AI To 'Detoxify The Internet'" Forbes 2/1
  • "[Update: S10e too] Press renders of the Galaxy S10 and S10+ reveal Samsung is already trying to hide the hole-punch camera" Android Police 2/1
  • "Is this Samsung's first foldable phone? Samsung Unpacked teaser reportedly leaks ahead of event" The Verge 2/1
  • "[Exclusive] Galaxy S10 Lineup Memory, Color Variants, European Price; S10+ to Sport 12GB+1TB Memory" MySmartPrice 2/1
  • "Coming February 2: Gene Steinberg meets tech commentators Josh Centers of TidBITS and Bryan Chaffin of The Mac Observer, this week on The Tech Night Owl LIVE!" The Tech Night Owl LIVE 6:48 AM
  • "Gadget Lab Podcast: Why Apple App-Slapped Facebook" Wired [Free/Paid Registration Required] 2/1
  • "Meet the 14-year-old who discovered Apple's shocking FaceTime bug: 'I'm only 14 and I found it by accident, instead of the people at Apple that get paid to find glitches'"  MarketWatch 2/1
  • "Episode 161 — Vigilante Justice" Exponent 2/1
  • "What's next for iPhone, plus our favorite gadgets this week on The CultCastCult of Mac 2/1
  • "Facebook, Google, and Apple in the spotlight for security issues on the AppleInsider Podcast" AppleInsider 2/1
  • "FaceTime, Facebook, Google, Shortcuts, Steganography, and More" Intego Mac Podcast 2/1
  • "Apple patents MacBook with key switches underneath a flexible touchscreen keyboard: Will the MacBook have dual screens one day?" TechSpot 2/2
  • "Apple Patents Glass MacBook Keyboard That Bends Under Your Fingers" LAPTOP Magazine 2/1
  • "'Flexgate' Display Issues Affecting 2016 MacBook Pro and Later" MacRumors 2/1
  • "Some iOS 11 users unable to access App Store and Apple Music" 9to5Mac 2/1
  • "iOS 11 users can't access the App Store or Apple Music" Cult of Mac 2/1
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "15" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 2/1
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices Prices & Sales" MacPrices 2/1

  • "Mujjo Leather Wallet iPhone Case review: Simply luxurious/Excellent quality defines this leather wallet iPhone case." iMore 1:46 PM
  • "Olloclip vs. Moment vs. Sandmarc vs. ShiftCam: iPhone Telephoto Shootout" Tom's Guide 8:02 AM
  • "iPhone XS Max camera review: An easy-to-use camera that won't fail (or amaze)" Android Authority 6:53 AM
  • "Google Night Sight On Pixel 3 XL Vs. iPhone XS Max Low Light: Camera Side-By-Side Review" Forbes 2/2
  • "Best Docking Stations for MacBook Pro in 2019: Docking stations are like power strips for your laptop. They have a variety of ports and are usually designed to allow your laptop to sit on top of them, essentially docking it to the station. If you connect lots of devices and peripherals to your MacBook Pro, you might need a docking station." iMore 2/2
  • "Best iPhone charging accessories (2019 edition)" ZDNet 2/2
  • "Apple's new Smart Battery cases work great, but they aren't for everybody" The Verge 2/1
  • "This iPad Pro case is rugged without excess bulk [Review] Cult of Mac 2/1
  • "Logitech K800 Wireless Illuminated Keyboard: Providing the light to work into the night" PCWorld 2/1
  • "Review: The Moshi Mythro C USB-C headphones are arguably the best of a bad bunch [Video] 9to5Google 2/1
  • "Bose Frames review: Made in the shades/Call them a whole new take on headphones: Bose Frames are sunglasses with tiny Bluetooth speakers built in." TechHive 2/1
iOS Apps
  • "The New Tony Hawk Game Is For Phones And It's Bad" Kotaku 9:46 AM
  • "How to stream Super Bowl LIII for free on iPhone, iPad, Apple TV, and Mac" 9to5Mac 1:50 PM
  • "How to watch the 2019 Super Bowl on iPhone and iPad: Can't be home for the big game? No TV? Watch on your iPhone or iPad!" iMore 1:46 PM
  • "How to use dark mode with Apple Books on iPhone and iPad" 9to5Mac 2/1
  • "How to stream Dolby Atmos from Netflix, iTunes, Vudu and Amazon" CNET 2/1
  • "Apple Watch Series 4 — How to take an ECG — Apple" YouTube 2/1
  • "How to recover quickly if you get locked out of Google" TechCrunch 2/1
  • "How to recover deleted photos from an iPhone or iPad: Chances are they're gone, but there are a few places you can check." Macworld 2/1
  • "Apple can reach $1 trillion again if it launches a 'media bundle' in 2019, says Morgan Stanley" 9to5Mac 6:01 PM
  • "The iPhone XR Is Apple's Top Phone, and Other iPhone Sales Secrets" Tom's Guide 8:01 AM
  • "iPod touch 7 Concept Packs 7-Inch Display, Dual FaceTime Cameras, USB-C, A12 Bionic Chip, More [Video] Redmond Pie 2/2
  • "Apple's rumored gaming subscription could be a big change for mobile gaming" AppleInsider 2/2
  • "Apple Sells Apple TV At Cost, HomePod At Loss, According To John Gruber" Redmond Pie 2/2
  • "Gruber: Apple is selling HomePod at a loss" Apple 3.0 2/2
  • "Gruber: Apple TV is Sold at Cost, HomePod at Slight Loss" MacRumors 2/1
  • "Certificate Wars: A Quick Rundown of Apple's Dustup with Facebook and Google" TidBITS 2/1
  • "What Tim Cook Knows That Facebook Doesn't" Forbes 2/1
  • "Why Apple must extend Apple Care warranty protection" Apple Must 2/1
  • "This is the iPhone SE 2 we wish Apple would make, but it probably never will" BGR 2/1
  • "The FBI investigation into stolen Apple secrets reveals just how seriously the company takes 'enormously damaging' leaks" Business Insider 2/1
  • "A Look Back at the Macintosh 128K, the Mac That Started It All 35 Years Ago" Low End Mac 2/1
  • "How will rumored Dark Mode work on iOS 13?" 9to5Mac 2/1
  • "Apple Fixes Group FaceTime Bug; Promises to Improve Bug Reporting Process" TidBITS 2/1
  • "14-year-old's FaceTime bug discovery could rattle Apple" Seattle Times 2/1
  • "Will The Macworld Conference & Expo, Now Five Years 'On Hiatus,' Ever Return?" MacPrices 2/1
  • "Apple should issue a debit card" Quartz 2/1
  • "Fitbit or Apple: Which Is the Better Smartwatch Play?" The Motley Fool 2/1
  • "What is digital health? Everything you need to know about the future of healthcare" ["While Google has its sights set on the future, Apple's strategy is far more grounded in the present, looking to create an ecosystem reaching from the provider to the consumer."]  ZDNet 2/1
  • "What would happen if Apple fully banned Facebook from the App Store?" The Verge 2/1
  • "Three Apple decisions that don't please the user, but the company won't change"  Macworld 2/1
  • "Best MP3 Player 2019: TechRadar's guide to the best portable music players" TechRadar UK 8:42 PM
  • "Huawei MateBook 13 review: A beautiful, premium laptop targeting Apple's MacBook Air" Android Authority 2:39 PM
  • "Microsoft wants to bring Xbox Live cross-platform gaming to Android, iOS, Nintendo Switch, and more: Microsoft has made no secrets about its cross-platform ambitions, and it's about to turn up the heat." iMore 8:18 AM
  • "Astell&Kern A&norma SR15: The entry-level digital audio portable that sets the standard for music playback support, but with a twist" Hi-Fi Choice 2/2
  • "Huawei MateBook 13 review: It puts the MacBook Air to shame" Neowin 2/2
  • "I joined Google+ to escape Facebook. It didn't work." Mashable 2/1
  • "Mobvoi TicWatch S2 and E2 review: Same low price, now with swim tracking" GearBrain 2/1
  • "Microsoft is the Official Laptop sponsor of Super Bowl LIII -- with a tablet" AppleInsider 2/1
  • "Have you plugged it in? The silliest IT support calls of 2018" BetaNews 2/1
  • "Razer Phone 2 Review: Incredible sound, decent camera, still the #1 choice for hardcore gamers" Mashable 2/1
  • "Honor View 20 review: top-notch performance without the notch/A 48-megapixel camera, all-screen display, giant battery, and a humane price punch a hole in the OnePlus armor" The Verge 2/1
  • "Will everything from lamps to fridges be spying on me? Yes, and I'm creeped out" Digital Trends 2/1
  • "The Problem With Constant Connectivity"  Medium 2/1
  • "Razer Blade Stealth (2019) review: The best Windows alternative to a MacBook Pro" CNET 2/1
  • "How Will The Bezos Divorce Impact Amazon?" Forbes 2/1
  • "You got a smart speaker but you're worried about privacy. First off, why'd you buy one? Secondly, check out Project Alias" The Register 2/1
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "Spotify might be working on revamping the Playback Interface for iOS" MSPoweruser 2/2
  • "Apple Celebrates Heart Month With Activity Challenge, Apple Store Events" Redmond Pie 2/2
  • "'Fortnite' Servers Down For Emergency Maintenance" Forbes 2/1
  • "Juul Labs hires former Apple employee to lead the fight against counterfeits" TechCrunch 2/1
  • "Comcast appears to be skipping Apple TV Xfinity app in favor of Roku" AppleInsider 2/1
  • "Nintendo's second smartphone game with Super Mario arrives this summer" Business Insider 2/1
  • "Nintendo announces mobile game 'Dr. Mario World' for iOS and Android" Mashable 2/1
  • "Rome: Total War for iOS gets 8 new playable factions and more" Cult of Mac 2/1
  • "The best game capture software" PCWorld 2/1
Computer Industry
  • "Windows 10 issue is blocking some users from updating or downloading the OS: The issue may or may not be Microsoft's fault" TechSpot 1:47 PM
  • "Windows 10 Warning: Users put on alert about FAKE error saying Microsoft OS is 'damaged'/Windows 10 fans have been put on alert about a scam targeting users of Microsoft's flagship OS." Express UK 1:47 PM
  • "Visual Studio Code is slated for a UX refresh: Development roadmap for 2019 details improvements to startup times, the workbench, language support, debugging, and more" Infoworld 4:33 PM
  • "Microsoft working on Xbox Live SDK to make cross-platform play easier" Neowin 6:58 AM
  • "Microsoft Is Gunning For Xbox Live Cross-Platform Gaming For Android, iOS, Nintendo Switch And Others" HotHardware 5:14 PM
  • "Xbox One News: Good news and bad as Microsoft slashes prices ahead of next-gen updates" Daily Star (UK) 6:52 AM
  • "Please Microsoft, leave Windows Search alone" gHacks 6:52 AM
  • "Which Application Platform For Desktop Windows Apps? Microsoft Has Stated Its Official Line, But Uwp Is Still Not Compelling" Tim Anderson's IT Writiing 10:13 AM
  • "Microsoft Weekly: Higher revenues, more updates, and Jedi academies" Neowin 6:53 AM
  • "Nvidia Mining Vs AMD Mining? Which is Best in 2019" BTC Wires 6:50 AM
  • "Intel set to chip in billions for reboot of Leixlip campus: Computer giant lodges plans for a 110,000 sq m addition to Kildare plant" The Sunday Times 2/2
  • "Intel finally quits making their Itanium server chips: Intel ends sales of their first 64-bit architecture 20 years after its debut" TechSpot 2/2
  • "Intel foldable phone looks giant and packs this cool new feature: This triple screen phone could be the perfect blend of tablet and smartphone" T3 2/2
  • "Intel 28-Core Xeon W-3175X Spotted at Retail in Japan: $3880" AnandTech 2/2
  • "Microsoft patents browser plug-in designed to conserve bandwidth" Neowin 2/2
  • "Microsoft Launches Windows 10 Build 19H1 With Mixed Reality For Desktop Apps" HotHardware 2/2
  • "Microsoft brings Win32 desktop apps to Windows Mixed Reality" Liliputing 2/2
  • "Gigabyte could be planning workforce cuts due to weak motherboard sales: Motherboard makers are struggling with declining sales" TechSpot 2/2
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "4 Reasons for Investors to Love Apple's Services Segment: Get to know Apple's most exciting segment." The Motley Fool 4:40 PM
  • "Tech Stocks This Week: Apple and Facebook Pop As Microsoft Pulls Back" The Motley Fool 2/2
  • "How Apple Analysts Changed Their Views for 2019 After Earnings" 24/7 Wall St. 2/2
  • "Apple: Together We Fell, Together We'll Rise" Seeking Alpha 2/1
  • "The iPhone upgrade test: Apple investors still in search of a reason to get really excited about buying stock" CNBC 2/1
  • "Apple passed on share buybacks while they were cheap" Cult of Mac 2/1
Industry News
  • "Stocks extend gains on strong jobs report and manufacturing data: Amazon weighs on Tech Stocks after issuing downbeat outlook" MarketWatch 2/1
  • "Dow Drives Higher on Strong January Jobs Report: The Dow Jones Industrial Average rises Friday as the U.S. economy creates nearly double the expected number of jobs in January and investors weigh the progress of trade talks between Washington and Beijing." TheStreet 2/1
  • "Stocks rise after blowout jobs report" FOXBusiness 2/1
  • "U.S. Stocks Rise After Jobs Report: Investors say the big overhang for stocks is ongoing trade discussions between the U.S. and China" [Paid Membership Required] 2/1
  • "Asian markets muted after disappointing Chinese manufacturing data: Nikkei, Hang Seng give up early gains" MarketWatch 2/1
  • "Europe stocks flat, hampered by losses in Italy and Spain: Deutsche Bank fell in the wake of earnings" MarketWatch 2/1

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