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Tuesday Highlights: Show Time event reaction features pros and cons aplenty with the Apple TV+ announcement most talked about; Fortune's Rick Tetzeli says the event was a first where "Apple brought nothing to the table but its power"; Mark Sullivan at Fast Company says Apple "Apple felt like a totally different company"; more detail needed say Axios and Bloomberg, while Ben Thompson found lack of pricing information "disconcerting"; Market Realist wonders if subscriber fatigue will factor in to Apple TV+ success; AppleInsider sees Apple playing long game—reports and analyses aplenty throughout the page; meanwhile, applications for Apple Arcade now open; is iTunes being dismantled?; Macworld reviews BeatsX earphones; iMore compares pictures from new Huawei P30 Pro and iPhone XS.

Apple/Macintosh
  • "Apple whips its gigantic global supply chain into shape [Opinion]" ["Before Cook took over as CEO in 2011, the company seemed to pay little attention to the conditions in its overseas factories. Steve Jobs was at best indifferent. But Cook, a man with a background in manufacturing who spent the early part of his career working on shop floors, seems sincere in his goal to improve the conditions of workers. He made improving labor practices a high priority. And he seems to be delivering."]  Cult of Mac 7:55 AM
  • "'Tibetans and Uyghurs not accepted': Apple supplier probes hiring discrimination"  inkstone 8:19 AM
  • "Apple is now one of the biggest investors in research and development, and critics are wondering what it's getting for its money"  Business Insider 8:36 AM
  • "Making the Grade: What Marzipan means for K-12 classrooms" 9to5Mac 8:10 AM
  • "Elizabeth Warren reportedly also wants to break up Apple" TechCrunch 7:00 PM
  • "Apple faces pressure over foldable phones" ["Apple apparently cannot afford to ignore this emerging trend and must be keen on developing foldable models, said the observers."]  DigiTimes 3/8
  • "Apple Wants Users to Subscribe to Apple News. Publishers Aren't Playing Along: Tim Cook is currently trying to wrangle a bunch of big-name publishers to contribute to a new Apple News subscription service, kicking off in March. The reported terms are pretty stark—Apple is proposing to keep 50% of the revenues, and keep all of the subscriber data. Publishers, understandably, have balked."  Barron's [Free/Paid Registration Required] 3/8
  • "After the HomePod Flop, Will Apple Finally Make the Smart Home a Priority? HomeKit has been a disappointment, but that may be changing."  Motley Fool 3/8
  • "Qualcomm wants $31 million in damages in Apple patent case: That's based on $1.40 per allegedly infringed iPhone."  CNET 3/8
OS X
News
  • "Microsoft confirms the latest version of Skype for Web drops support for Safari" 9to5Mac 8:10 AM
  • "If you use Google Chrome on your Mac, update it right now" AppleInsider 3/8
Reviews/How-To/Tips
  • "SmallCubed MailSuite for Mac review: A Mail plug-in to help you work smarter/MailSuite tries to make Apple Mail smarter and your work easier." iMore 12:09 PM
  • "Know When Malware Tries to Access Your Mac's Camera or Mic With This App" Lifehacker 9:11 AM
  • "How to Fill in Online Forms Accurately on your Mac" Apple Must 11:31 AM
  • "How to convert Pages doc to Microsoft Word doc on Mac" 9to5Mac 3/8
  • "How to go incognito in Chrome, Firefox, Safari and Edge" Computerworld 3/8
  • "How to change the document background color in Pages" iDownload Blog 3/8
  • "Three improvements Apple should make to its Mail app on iOS and macOS" Macworld 3/8
  • "How to Get 'Hey Siri' on Unsupported Macs" OS X Daily 3/8
  • "Creating a System Report With EtreCheck" MacMost 3/8
  • "How To Change macOS Cursor Size" macReports 3/8
Op/Ed
  • "Pros And Cons of APFS The New Apple File System Predecessor Of HFS+" Apple Gazette 3/8
Press Releases
  • "Windows 10, macOS get new Skype for Web: HD video, call recording but Linux misses out" ZDNet 3/8
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Samsung's Early Galaxy S10 Success Bodes Poorly for Apple" ["Many industry watchers believe that the premium portion of the smartphone market is experiencing unit shipment declines. If that dynamic ultimately plays out in 2019, Apple might not only need to cope with a poor overall market-share loss to local vendors like Huawei in China, it could lose share in large markets like the United States — at least until Apple launches a new round of products this coming September."]  The Motley Fool 8:37 AM
  • "Here are the unique Apple items you can only find at the visitor center near its spaceship headquarters" Business Insider 6:28 PM
  • "Thieves demand victims sign out of iCloud at knifepoint to avoid Find My iPhone tracking" The Apple Post 9:57 AM
  • "Fitbit's smartwatches are missing one important thing that Apple, Samsung, and Google all offer" Business Insider 8:17 AM
  • "iPhone — Use your face as your password — Apple" YouTube 2:33 PM
  • "iPhone — Find the perfect shot — Apple" YouTube 2:33 PM
  • "iPhone — Chat with an expert — Apple" YouTube 2:33 PM
  • "iPhone — Easily access your boarding pass — Apple" YouTube 2:33 PM
  • "iPhone — Don't worry about water spills — Apple" YouTube 2:33 PM
  • "Sen. Elizabeth Warren pushes to break up big tech companies like Amazon and Facebook" ["Though Warren's post did not mention Apple, her campaign said the plan would affect the tech behemoth. The company could have to choose between running its App Store or building its own apps, Warren spokeswoman Saloni Sharma said."]  CNBC 3/8
  • "Elizabeth Warren calls for tech giant breakup, with Apple in the cross-hairs" ["By definition, Warren's proposed policies would also impact Apple. The company obviously exceeds $25 billion in annual revenue, qualifying it as a 'Platform utility' for income. The App Store offers apps like Spotify, Pandora, and Netflix, but those are forced to compete with services like Apple Music and iTunes, which come pre-installed on every Apple device. Apple also claims a cut from every App Store transaction, even if it's merely a subscription to outside content."] AppleInsider 3/8
  • "Presidential Candidate Elizabeth Warren's Plan to 'Break Up' Big Tech Companies Could Affect Apple's App Store" MacRumors 3/8
  • "Elizabeth Warren wants to break up Apple" Cult of Mac 3/8
  • "Celebrating International Women's Day at the Apple Store" The Mac Observer 3/8
  • "US senator Elizabeth Warren wants to break up tech companies, says Apple should not be able to run the App Store and offer its own apps" 9to5Mac 3/8
  • "Celebrating women in tech on International Women's Day: In honor of International Women's Day, I'd like to introduce you to four incredible women making real and significant strides in tech." iMore 3/8
  • "Celebrate International Women's Day with me (and Apple): Apple is celebrating women all month long, with a big party today, International Women's Day, and it feels great to be acknowledged." iMore 3/8
  • "Apple in dispute with political party over 'confusing' logo" Cult of Mac 3/8
  • "Apple Watch catches premature ventricular contraction, impressing doctor; deaf customer praises vibrating alarm clock and more" 9to5Mac 3/8
  • "Apple Adding Original Art From Iconic Artists to Thousands of Apple Music Playlists" MacRumors 3/8
  • "Aquaman 4K iTunes Crack Appears To Have Been Leaked For Download" Redmond Pie 3/8
Non-Apple News
  • "Google patent shows possible controller design for its game streaming service: A potential look at a Google game controller" The Verge 6:28 PM
  • "Amy Klobuchar suggests taxing companies making money off user data" The Verge 2:32 PM
  • "Foursquare's Dennis Crowley thinks a reckoning is coming over data privacy" The Verge 11:56 AM
  • "Georgia county pays a whopping $400,000 to get rid of a ransomware infection: County hired cyber-security consultant to negotiate ransom fee with hacker group." ZDNet 9:57 AM
  • "EU wants tech independence from the US, but it'll be tricky" The Next Web 8:24 AM
  • "Study shows programmers will take the easy way out and not implement proper password security" ZDNet 8:24 AM
  • "'About as likely as Mexico paying for Trump's wall': Some experts say Elizabeth Warren's plan to break up Big Tech will never happen" Business Insider 7:54 AM
  • "JavaScript infinite alert prank lands 13-year-old Japanese girl in hot water: Girl charged with spreading an unauthorized malicious program" Ars Technica 3/8
  • "Amazon Echo Maintains Smart Speaker Lead In The U.S. As Adoption Booms" HotHardware 3/8
  • "Flickr axes Creative Commons limit to give free users more wiggle room" Digital Trends 3/8
  • "USB 4 will help your PC, phone and gadgets get along in 2020: The all-purpose connector will be more powerful and (eventually) less confusing." CNET 3/8
  • "Virtual reality in schools? A majority of students say yes, please" GearBrain 3/8
  • "House to FCC's Ajit Pai: Your record keeping may violate federal law/The House Energy and Commerce Committee wants to know how the FCC handles electronic records like emails, texts and social media posts." CNET 3/8
  • "Report: Ajit Pai's FCC Touted Broadband Deployment Numbers Based on Asinine Mistake" Gizmodo 3/8
Publications/Podcasts
  • "Why we're hopelessly hooked on iPhone [Cult of Mac Magazine No. 287] Cult of Mac 10:16 AM
  • "Podcast: Facebook Manifesto, Warren Tech Company Breakup, USB4 and WebAuthn" Tech.pinions [Free/Paid Registration Required] 7:53 AM
  • "Adam Engst and Josh Centers Take Control of Apple's Preview" MacVoices 3/8
  • "International Women's Day, Apple Style – TMO Daily Observations 2019-03-08" The Mac Observer 3/8
  • "9to5Mac Daily: March 8, 2019" 9to5Mac 3/8
  • "Is Apple prepping a folding iPhone? This week, on The CultCastCult of Mac 3/8
  • "Rumored MacBook health sensors, Huawei sues the US, and more on the AppleInsider Podcast" AppleInsider 3/8
Hardware/Software
  • "Apple's next iPad will reportedly keep Touch ID and a headphone jack: If it ain't broke..." The Verge 10:16 AM
  • "Don't expect big changes out of the 2019 iPad" Cult of Mac 11:56 AM
  • "Apple's next 'cheap' iPad might not kill beloved features like Touch ID and the headphone jack" Mashable 2:36 PM
  • "iPhone XS, XS Max Users Reporting Stuttering Animations After Ten Seconds Of Idle Time" Redmond Pie 9:56 AM
  • "Kuo: Apple To Start Its AR Headset Production This Year, Will Be Launched In 2020" Redmond Pie 8:24 AM
  • "Apple To Start Making AR Headset By End Of 2019" Tech Times 9:31 PM
  • "AirPods 2 to be more expensive and feature packed" iLounge 8:55 PM
  • "Here's everything we know about Apple's rumored smart glasses, which could arrive as soon as next year" Business Insider 7:56 AM
  • "Report: Updated $329 iPad to retain Touch ID and headphone jack" 9to5Mac 3/8
  • "Next-generation 'budget' iPad rumored to retain Touch ID, headphone jack: Rumors from Asian suppliers aired Friday suggest Apple's 7th generation iPad will sport an enclosure design identical to the current 9.7-inch iPad, complete with Touch ID biometric authentication and a headphone jack." AppleInsider 3/8
  • "Apple AR headset reportedly starting production later this year" 9to5Mac 3/8
  • "Apple's AR glasses arriving in 2020, iPhone will do most of the work" AppleInsider 3/8
  • "Kuo: Apple's AR Glasses to Launch in 2020 as iPhone Accessory" MacRumors 3/8
  • "Apple to Release an AR Headset Next Year" Thurrott 3/8
  • "Kuo: Apple plans iPhone-tethered AR glasses for 2020" VentureBeat 3/8
  • "Is Apple getting ready to abandon Lightning for a new power and data port?" ZDNet 3/8
  • "A brief guide to USB 4 for Mac and iOS users" Computerworld 3/8
  • "Icon Allegedly Found in iOS 12.2 Beta Suggests 7th Gen iPod Touch Will Have All-Screen Design" MacRumors 3/8
AppleCare/Helps
  • "How To Fix Your iPad Pro With Unresponsive Screen" macReports 8:24 AM
  • "Does your iPhone XS suffer from s-s-stuttering?" Cult of Mac 3/8
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "15" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 3/8
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices Prices & Sales" MacPrices 3/8
  • "13" MacBook Air Prices & Sales" MacPrices 3/8

Reviews/How-To/Tutorials/Tips
Reviews
  • "Sennheiser Momentum True Wireless Review: AirPods-Beating Sound for a Steep Price" Tom's Guide 11:43 AM
  • "Samsung's New Galaxy Buds Almost Give AirPods a Run for Their Money" Gizmodo 8:12 AM
  • "Video: iPhone XR versus Galaxy S10e photo quality comparison" AppleInsider 3/8
  • "Samsung Galaxy Buds review: imperfectly acceptable" The Verge 3/8
  • "Review: Eve Flare is a fun portable HomeKit mood light with impressive all-day battery life" 9to5Mac 3/8
iOS Apps
  • "Google Chromecast vs Apple AirPlay: Which is better for streaming from your phone?" CNET 8:06 AM
How-To/Tutorial
  • "How to connect your AirPods with a Samsung Galaxy S10, S10e & S10+" iLounge 2:36 PM
  • "How to Remove a Bluetooth Accessory from iPhone or iPad" OS X Daily 11:58 AM
  • "How to use your iPhone's Instant Hotspot" [Video] CNET 3/8
  • "How to enable Dark Mode on your iPhone" iLounge 3/8
  • "Is your router's Wi-Fi working but ethernet has gone bad? Here's how to check" Macworld 3/8
Tips
  • "Try Out iPhone Automation with This List of 150+ iOS Shortcuts" Lifehacker 3:40 PM
  • "Tips: How to pair your AirPods with a Galaxy S10 — or any other device" AppleInsider 11:58 AM
  • "Please, for the Love of God, Make Sure You Delete Things Properly" Gizmodo 3/8
  • "3 iMovie tips for Mac users making movies with iPhones" Apple Must 3/8
Analysis/Commentary/Editorial/Opinion
  • "Are You an Amazon or an Apple Family? Home innovations like smart microwaves and toilets could lock us into a digital caste system."  New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 2:32 PM
  • "Apple Wants To Do It All (And Screw All Its Vendors)" Forbes 10:06 AM
  • "Report explores how Facebook's focus on messaging puts it in direct competition with Apple" 9to5Mac 9:57 AM
  • "Facebook vs. Apple: The social network's 'pivot to privacy' puts iOS in its crosshairs. Welcome to tech's next big rivalry." Slate 3/8
  • "The most beautiful iPhone in the world doesn't come from Apple" Digital Trends 3/8
  • "Apple Could Ship Its First Augmented Reality Glasses in 2020: A new product category for the iPhone maker." Motley Fool 3/8
  • "All the ways Apple locks us into iPhone [Opinion]"  Cult of Mac 3/8
  • "Apple in trouble after choosing Intel over Qualcomm for 5G hardware" MSPoweruser 3/8
  • "iPhone SE 2 could be the savior Apple needs [Opinion] Cult of Mac 3/8
  • "Here's how Apple's long-rumored smart glasses will work, according to reliable Apple analyst Ming-Chi Kuo" Business Insider 3/8
  • "Apple's AR glasses have 2020 vision – Report" Apple Must 3/8
  • "Apple has been working on AR and VR for years, and it will pay off in the 2020 smart glasses" AppleInsider 3/8
  • "Apple's AR glasses might be an iPhone accessory instead of a standalone headset" Mashable 3/8
  • "Analyst: 'Apple Glasses' will be powered by the iPhone (which makes sense)" Apple World Today 3/8
Non-Apple
  • "Google Pixel 4 And Pixel 4 XL: Everything We Know So Far" HotHardware 4:00 PM
  • "Android isn't perfect: 5 improvements we'd like to see from Google" Android Authority 11:57 AM
  • "First Bixby, now Google Assistant: Why non-remappable buttons are bad for everyone" Android Authority 11:57 AM
  • "The Galaxy S10+ is so good that my Pixel 3 XL is going in a drawer" Android Police 11:34 AM
  • "Samsung wins in all areas but the most important: the camera/The best display, the fastest processor, and a camera that's great but not the best — that's how you can describe the past few Galaxy S phones." Android Central 11:32 AM
  • "The best laptops under $1,000: You could spend $1,000 on an iPhone, or buy one of these awesome laptops instead" Digital Trends 3/8
  • "Elizabeth Warren's Plan to Break Up Big Tech Is Just the Beginning" Gizmodo 3/8
  • "Why is Russia so good at getting women into technology?" ZDNet 3/8
  • "Wallpapers cleverly hiding Samsung Galaxy S10's camera cutout are my favorite thing online" The Next Web 3/8
  • "Samsung Galaxy S10 review: Not an iPhone 'killer' but a real challenge" New York Post 3/8
  • "Samsung Galaxy S10e Review: Cheaper, Smaller, Just Right" Gizmodo 3/8
  • "Galaxy S10e review: Samsung's iPhone XR is a colorful winner/A (nearly) complete Galaxy S10 experience in a smaller, less expensive package." Android Central 3/8
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "10 Really Useful iPhone Apps You Should Be Using" iPhone Hacks 11:33 AM
  • "Text Expander "PhraseExpress" now cross-plattform compatible with Windows, Mac, iOS and Android" Phrase Express 3/8
  • "Google expands Duplex AI to 43 states and all Pixel phones, iPhone support coming in weeks" GearBrain 3/8
  • "Texture app for iOS updated as Apple News subscription service looms" 9to5Mac 3/8
Computer Industry
  • "For a sense of what Elizabeth Warren's antitrust crusade would do to tech, look back at Microsoft" CNBC 8:15 AM
  • "Microsoft files suit against Foxconn parent Hon Hai for missing patent-licensing payments" CNBC 10:16 AM
  • "FBI warns of SIM-swap scams, IBM finds holes in visitor software, 13-year-old girl charged over JavaScript prank..." The Register 8:06 AM
  • "HP's Ginormous Omen X Emperium 65 144Hz G-SYNC HDR Display Is Now Available" HotHardware 10:08 AM
  • "IC Insights Report: Intel Expected to Regain #1 Spot As Semiconductor Supplier in 2019" WCCFTech 10:06 AM
  • "Intel Is Finally Getting New Blood and That's Good News for Investors" Barron's [Free/Paid Registration Required] 10:05 AM
  • "Kildare farmer objects to Intel's latest planning application: Farmer Thomas Reid has lodged an objection with Kildare County Council against plans by Intel for a €3.5 billion facility at its Leixlip plant." Leinster Leader 10:07 AM
  • "As Cybersecurity Budgets Grow, Palo Alto Networks, Cisco, and Others Compete: Enterprise cybersecurity budgets could increase by 20% in 2019, and players such as Palo Alto Networks, Cisco, Check Point and others are jockeying for their piece of the pie." TheStreet 8:20 AM
  • "Google Says Upgrade To Windows 10 After Critical Flaws Found In Chrome And Windows 7" Forbes 8:06 AM
  • "Windows 10 closes in on Microsoft's 1 billion device goal" The Verge 3/8
  • "Microsoft Surface Book 2 With Quad-Core Intel CPU Listed Online, Hints at Mid-Cycle Refresh of 13-inch Model" Gadgets 360 3/8
  • "HoloLens 2: Going hands-on with holograms/The HoloLens 2 is a huge step forward from the original that does more to realize the promise of mixed reality than anything before it." ZDNet 3/8
  • "Dell and HPE fight for server supremacy: Dell led the worldwide server market in terms of unit shipments" ARN 3/8
  • "Dell calls on EU governments to invest billions in sustainable tech" IT PRO (UK) 3/8
  • "Dell leads storage market with 20.6% share against HPE with 18%" Telecomlead 3/8
  • "Dell may have confirmed upcoming gaming laptop with a mobile 1660 Ti GPU" MoneyControl 3/8
  • "Intel Expected to Regain Top Chipseller Ranking" EE Times 3/8
  • "Intel's 9th Gen Coffee Lake Refresh CPU Lineup Leaked Online" Fossbytes 3/8
  • "NVIDIA Discrete GPU Market Share Grew To 81.2%, AMD Fell To 18.8% During Q4 2018 – Worst Fourth Quarter For AIBs in Over 10 Years" WCCFTech 3/8
  • "Latest Discrete GPU Shipment Numbers Show NVIDIA Easily Crushing AMD" HotHardware 3/8
  • "IBM Reveals Two Further Blockchain Patents for Security And Database Management" Cointelegraph 3/8
  • "Oracle UK tweaks financial reporting, sees revenues rise" The Register 3/8
  • "Can Cisco Respond To Zoom's Challenge in $20B Videoconferencing Market?" Forbes 3/8
  • "Cisco warns of active scanning for critical SMB router bug" CSO Online 3/8
  • "Curtin University collaboration helps Cisco explore new analytics-based security models" CSO Online 3/8
  • "Cisco Canada President Rola Dagher awarded 'Woman of the Year'" Canada 3/8
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "Apple's Zero-Cash Goal Could Be a Cause for Concern in a Few Years: Apple has $130 billion in net cash, which it pledges to bring to zero at an unspecified time. But how will the company please investors on the way to that singular event, which may come in 2023, and thereafter?"  TheStreet 3/8
Industry News
  • "Dow logs longest losing streak since June on disappointing jobs report, China trade data: Uncertainty swirls over U.S.-China trade deal" MarketWatch 3/8
  • "Dow Pares Losses But Ends Lower For Day on Meager U.S. Jobs Growth: Stocks fell Friday as all three main U.S. stock indexes marked five straight days of declines." TheStreet 3/8
  • "5-Day Slump Costs 774 Points For Dow Jones; These 5 Growth Stocks Show Strength Amid Pullback" Investor's Business Daily 3/8
  • "U.S. Stocks Post Weekly Decline: Disappointing U.S. payrolls report and weak Chinese export data add to concerns about global economy" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 3/8
  • "Asian markets sink on trade-deal worries, weak China export data: Stocks in Shanghai, Hong Kong, Tokyo retreat sharply" MarketWatch 3/8
  • "European markets slide as German factory woe adds to China trade slump" MarketWatch 3/8

 
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