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MacSurfer's Archive: Tuesday, April 30, 2019
 

 

 
Apple/Macintosh
Apple 2Q Results
  • "Apple Reports Second Quarter Results: Apple today announced financial results for its fiscal 2019 second quarter ended March 30, 2019. The Company posted quarterly revenue of $58 billion, a decline of 5 percent from the year-ago quarter, and quarterly earnings per diluted share of $2.46, down 10 percent. International sales accounted for 61 percent of the quarter's revenue."  Apple 3:39 PM
  • "Apple Reports Second Quarter Results: Services Revenue Reaches New All-Time High of $11.5 Billion" Business Wire 3:33 PM
  • "Apple's services revenue beats expectations: Apple reported revenue for its services segment of $11.45 billion for its second quarter of 2019 as it seeks to shift attention from iPhone unit sales." CNBC 3:45 PM
  • "Apple gets boost as services keep growing: Revenue from services climbs 16 percent; helps counter iPhone decline" San Jose Mercury News [Free Registration Required] 4:07 PM
  • "Apple reports $58 billion in Q2 2019 revenue, services hit $11.5 billion" VentureBeat 3:38 PM
  • "Apple second-quarter 2019 financial results"  Six Colors 9:00 PM
  • "Apple sets sights on services as iPhone revenue continues to fall: The iPhone maker saw more of the same during the second quarter of 2019." Ars Technica 9:17 PM
  • "iPhone Sales Kept Sinking in Apple Q2 2019" TidBITS 9:18 PM
  • "Apple iPhone sales drop, but services and wearables offer a boost: Services revenue, a bright spot for the company, posted an all-time high." CNET 8:58 PM
  • "Apple optimistic on sales as iPhone price cuts help in China: Inc on Tuesday forecast stronger-than-expected third-quarter revenue and Chief Executive Tim Cook said iPhone sales had started to stabilize in China, a sign that Apple's price cuts there are helping limit sales declines." Reuters 3:46 PM
  • "Apple iPhone sales drop, but aren't as bad as predicted: We still don't know how many iPhone units actually moved." CNET 3:49 PM
  • "Apple Q2 FY 2019 Earnings Report: iPhone Struggles But iPad And Services Expand" AnandTech 9:11 PM
  • "Apple's iPhone sales fall 17% from prior year" CNN 4:07 PM
  • "Apple is optimistic, and it isn't because of the iPhone: Earnings forecast beats expectations, but CFO says iPhone sales aren't the reason" MarketWatch 9:07 PM
  • "Apple's cash hoard now at $225.4 billion" CNBC 3:45 PM
Apple News
  • "What iPhone? Apple's betting the future on services: Tim Cook says Apple's launch of streaming, gaming and other services is 'unlike anything that's been done before.'"  CNET 8:17 AM
  • "Apple's $300 Billion Rebound Faces Reality Check With Earnings"  Bloomberg [Free/Paid Registration Required] 7:44 AM
  • "Apple Stock Slides Ahead of Earnings, Tempering 2019 Tear: Some of the wind is going out of the sales of Apple stock ahead of the tech giant's latest earnings report, due out after the market closes." RealMoney 11:54 AM
  • "Apple will lift the curtain on its latest quarter on Tuesday. Here are all the concerns that could shake investors." Business Insider 7:53 AM
  • "FY 19 Second Quarter Results: Apple's conference call to discuss second fiscal quarter results is scheduled for Tuesday, April 30, 2019 at 2:00 p.m. PT / 5:00 p.m. ET." Apple Investor Relations 7:45 AM
OS X
News
  • "Quicktime 7, Carbon, Ink, Apple's hardware RAID support predicted to be gone in macOS 10.15" AppleInsider 1:44 PM
  • "Researchers Explore Remote Code Injection in macOS" Dark Reading 8:21 AM
AppleCare/Troubleshooting
  • "Migrate your Aperture libraries to Photos or Adobe Lightroom Classic: Aperture won't run in versions of the Mac operating system after macOS Mojave. Follow these steps to move your Aperture libraries to Photos or Adobe Lightroom Classic." Apple Support 8:12 AM
  • "Apple Says Aperture Won't Run in Future macOS Versions After Mojave" MacRumors 7:47 AM
Reviews/How-To/Tips
  • "How to use the split-screen feature on a Mac computer" Business Insider 10:05 AM
  • "How to use Google Drive for collaboration: Sharing Google Docs, Sheets and Slides files from G Drive is an easy and effective way to collaborate with others. Here's how to do it." Computerworld 7:45 AM
  • "10 Useful Mac Keyboard Shortcuts Most People Don't Know" MacMost 9:57 AM
  • "How to find video subtitles on Mac and iOS the easy way" Cult of Mac 1:09 PM
Op/Ed
  • "What Was Your Best Hackintosh Experience?" Lifehacker 1:18 PM
  • "Cassandra -Tuesday Review: Forget the Figures and Look to a Future After WWDC" eXtensions 8:14 AM
Press Releases
  • "Facebook Messenger app coming to Mac later this year" 9to5Mac 10:05 AM
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Apple Is Telling Lawmakers People Will Hurt Themselves if They Try to Fix iPhones: An Apple lobbyist brought an iPhone to meetings with California lawmakers and said consumers could hurt themselves by puncturing a lithium-ion battery."  Motherboard 9:00 PM
  • "Apple reportedly warning of consumer injury associated with Right to Repair bill: The company is putting forward an argument against the California legislation, based on consumer safety, Motherboard reports."  CNET 8:58 PM
  • "In streaming wars, Apple says it can coexist with Netflix" Reuters 8:58 PM
  • "Apple's new services 'aren't hobbies,' a testy Tim Cook told analysts" Business Insider 9:10 PM
  • "Apple TV+ to launch as for-pay subscription service, Cook suggests" AppleInsider 9:04 PM
  • "Smartphone Shipments Experience Deeper Decline in Q1 2019 with a Clear Shakeup Among the Market Leaders, According to IDC" ["Apple had a challenging first quarter as shipments dropped to 36.4 million units representing a staggering 30.2% decline from last year. The iPhone struggled to win over conusmers in most major markets as competitors continue to eat away at Apple's market share."] IDC 9:04 PM
  • "Apple is under scrutiny for squashing competitors on the App Store — again: Apple built its own screen-time management app. Then things got weird on the App Store."  Vox 10:38 AM
  • "Apple Claims Parental Control Apps Removed Due to Use of MDM" SecurityWeek 8:17 AM
  • "Apple, Inc. Ranks No. 16 In List Of 'America's Best Employers' For 2019" MacPrices 9:57 AM
  • "Oprah Talks Apple Plans, '60 Minutes' Exit, 'Leaving Neverland' Backlash and Mayor Pete 'Buttabeep, Buttaboop'" The Hollywood Reporter 12:17 PM
  • "Canalys Newsroom- Canalys: Huawei gains record 34% of China's declining smartphone market" Canalys 12:52 PM
  • "Apple-owned business PowerbyProxi meets criteria for NZ growth grants, Callaghan Innovation decides" Stuff: New Zealand 8:16 AM
  • "Robotics startup which graced the stage at WWDC has closed" Cult of Mac 7:54 AM
Non-Apple News
  • "U.S. attorney general recuses self from T-Mobile, Sprint merger probe" Reuters 2:36 PM
  • "LG reports lagging profits and continued mobile losses in Q1 2019" Android Police 10:56 AM
  • "Facebook's Zuckerberg preaches 'The future is private' - Video" CNET 1:08 PM
  • "Facebook gives first look at its promised overhaul" Reuters 12:55 PM
  • "The Dead Will Outnumber the Living on Facebook Within 50 years" Digital Trends 12:10 PM
  • "Facebook F8 2019 Liveblog: All the News as It Happens" Wired [Free/Paid Registration Required] 10:55 AM
  • "Bad news for anyone who wanted that ridiculous Energizer phone: It's dead, Jim." The Next Web 10:49 AM
  • "Samsung losing more ground in India while Vivo gobbles it up" Android Authority 10:13 AM
  • "Huawei denies report about hidden 'backdoors' in its software" Reuters 10:08 AM
  • "OnePlus 7 Pro packaging leaks confirms new Bullets Wireless 2, Warp Charge 30 car charger" 9to5Google 11:54 AM
  • "OnePlus 7 Pro's design was just confirmed, just as first camera review comes out" BGR 10:05 AM
  • "New Razr V4 flip phone: Could this be Motorola's first foldable Razr? Lenovo's foldable Motorola Razr V4 shows up in an apparent leak." ZDNet 8:00 AM
  • "Google set to lose more than $70 billion off its market cap after 'nasty combination' of slowing ad traffic and drop in sales per click" Business Insider 8:00 AM
  • "Foxconn chairman travels to White House to discuss Wisconsin: source" Reuters 7:43 AM
Publications/Podcasts
  • "Machine Learning and Creativity – TMO Daily Observations 2019-04-30" The Mac Observer 1:35 PM
  • "AppStories, Episode 109 – Pick 2: Moment and MindNode" MacStories 7:32 AM
Hardware/Software
  • "Apple CEO Tim Cook: We Feel Good About Resolution With Qualcomm" MacRumors 9:03 PM
  • "Tim Cook says settling Qualcomm dispute was 'important for both companies'" AppleInsider 9:03 PM
  • "Apple says products like the Apple Watch and Airpods are doing so well, its wearables business is as big as a Fortune 200 company" Business Insider 9:17 PM
  • "Apple working to increase AirPods supply" 9to5Mac 9:03 PM
  • "Processor shortage cuts into Mac sales" Cult of Mac 9:03 PM
  • "iPad sales were the hero of Apple's latest earnings report" Cult of Mac 9:03 PM
  • "The new iPhone may come with a faster charger that Apple usually charges extra for" Business Insider 10:10 AM
  • "2019 iPhone XR Will Feature 2x Optical Zoom Claims Supply Chain" WCCFTech 8:22 AM
  • "Chipmaker AMS signals steady Apple orders, Android share grows" Reuters 7:51 AM
  • "Foxconn keen to develop micro LED technology, says report" DigiTimes 7:48 AM
  • "Foxconn reportedly developing micro-LED technology for future Apple iPhones" 9to5Mac 7:53 AM
  • "Future AirPods could coach a user's workout with motion & pose sensors" AppleInsider 10:05 AM
  • "Apple Wins Patent for an Alternative Touch ID Methodology allowing users to Simply touch the Display for Authentication" Patently Apple 8:07 AM
  • "Full-screen Touch ID could come to the iPhone with acoustic fingerprint imaging" AppleInsider 10:39 AM
AppleCare/Helps
  • "Call Sound Issues with iPhone? 23 Tips to Troubleshoot & Fix iPhone Call Quality Problems" OS X Daily 1:18 PM
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "Mac mini Prices & Sales" MacPrices 7:32 AM

Reviews/How-To/Tutorials/Tips
Reviews
  • "The Cube packs a lot of connectivity options into a small design" Apple World Today 7:33 AM
  • "GVIEWIN iPhone Case review: Ultra-thin and chic/This is a pleasantly surprising case in several ways." iMore 8:16 AM
iOS Apps
  • "HomeRun Launches Advanced Daily Routine Feature for Complications and Siri Face" MacStories 10:13 AM
How-To/Tutorial
  • "How To Jailbreak iPhone XS, Max, XR On iOS 12 With Chimera [Guide] Redmond Pie 10:08 AM
  • "How to jailbreak iOS 12.0-12.1.2 with Chimera" iDownload Blog 8:02 AM
  • "I d.o.! How to solve the I d.o.n.t. autocorrect problem in iOS" Macworld 7:47 AM
  • "How to stop your iPhone videos from turning into a blurry mess on Android phones (and vice versa): The green bubble of death." Macworld 7:41 AM
Tips
  • "The complete guide to using Files and external keyboards with iPads" Apple Must 2:37 PM
Analysis/Commentary/Editorial/Opinion
  • "Apple's silver linings are not enough to offset the storms: It wasn't hard for Apple to not disappoint Wall Street with expectations as low as they were, but it's clear that Apple is putting a brave face on what was another rough quarter."  ZDNet 9:17 PM
  • "New Apple customers an indication Apple is headed in good direction." Cult of Mac 9:04 PM
  • "How Apple Boosted Its Sagging iPhone Sales in China" The Mac Observer 8:54 PM
  • "Collin Gillis, the haiku guy, still plays the skunk at Apple's party" Apple 3.0 10:55 AM
  • "iPhone Apps - Constructive or Destructive Tools?"  Forbes 10:21 AM
  • "What think we know about Apple's 5G modem development plans"  Computerworld 10:15 AM
  • "Concept imagines foldable Mac/iPad device with mouse, touch, and Apple Pencil support" 9to5Mac 10:09 AM
  • "Apple, Enough With the Slow-Ass Chargers"  Gizmodo 10:06 AM
  • "See all three of Apple's overhauled iPhone 11 designs side by side in this leaked video" BGR 8:17 AM
  • "Apple and Parental Control Apps" Tech.pinions [Free/Paid Registration Required] 8:16 AM
  • "AppleCare Support is Broken"  Kirkville 8:07 AM
  • "Simple motives: Guessing why Apple does things" Macworld 7:53 AM
  • "Editorial: If Apple wants to get serious with Apple TV+, shedding the 'clean' image would be a good start" AppleInsider 7:48 AM
  • "Substantial, serious, professional and luxurious: Apple ditches candy colored plastic for a new era of glass" Roughly Drafted 7:48 AM
Non-Apple
  • "Here's how Twitter reacted to Facebook's privacy pivot at F8" Business Insider 9:17 PM
  • "Hey Alexa: How can we escape surveillance capitalism?" Engadget 2:40 PM
  • "Oculus Quest review: A new milestone for VR" Mashable 12:46 PM
  • "Oculus Quest review: 2019's best new gaming system is wireless, affordable VR" Ars Technica 12:46 PM
  • "Oculus Quest Review: VR Has Never Felt This Free" Wired [Free/Paid Registration Required] 12:39 PM
  • "The LG G8 Review: Solid, But Not Great" AnandTech 12:39 PM
  • "Meet the Kiwi campaigner trying to stop the rise of killer robots" Stuff: New Zealand 12:34 PM
  • "The West Finally Has Its Huawei Smoking Gun: It may not be enough to sway those who are already convinced of the Chinese company's innocence." Bloomberg [Free/Paid Registration Required] 10:45 AM
  • "Why everything is a subscription: Hardware companies need to sell more than a gadget" The Verge 8:31 AM
  • "Microsoft, Slack, Zoom, and the SaaS Opportunity" Stratechery 8:07 AM
  • "Thinking About Google's Smartphone Problems (Premium)" Thurrott 8:07 AM
  • "F8 is here — and so are some really big questions about Facebook's future: Historian Yuval Noah Harari some big worries about social networks, and Mark Zuckerberg seems stumped" The Verge 7:53 AM
Humor/Cartoons
  • "Comic: Touchscreen Macs and Mousy iPads" iMore 8:30 AM
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "New York City's MTA will support Apple Pay in early summer" Engadget 9:10 PM
  • "Apple Pay coming to NYC transit in July, NFL in time for regular season" AppleInsider 9:03 PM
  • "Facebook launches redesigned iOS app, promises Messenger for macOS & more" AppleInsider 1:36 PM
  • "Here's What Apple Spends its $60M Lobbying Money On" The Mac Observer 10:05 AM
  • "HSBC Says 300,000 Use Its Money Management iOS App" The Mac Observer 8:50 AM
  • "HSBC's new money management app has racked up 300,000 users in a year" CNBC 8:50 AM
  • "HomeRun for Apple Watch lets you make HomeKit complications that change based on time of day" 9to5Mac 8:46 AM
  • "Tropico for iPhone dictator sim out now; improved iPad version" 9to5Mac 8:31 AM
  • "id Software's greatest shooters are now playable on iPhone or Apple TV, but you'll have to work for it" TrustedReviews 8:22 AM
  • "Angry Birds AR: Isle Of Pigs Lands On IOS" VRFocus 8:21 AM
  • "Introducing Securepairs.org: Security Professionals Who Support Right to Repair" iFixit 8:07 AM
  • "Chimera jailbreak updated to v1.0.2 to resolve jailbreaking issues on certain devices" iDownload Blog 11:54 AM
  • "Electra Team Releases Chimera Jailbreak With Support for iPhone XS and XR" iClarified 8:07 AM
  • "SR2 Launches Secure Cloud to Protect From Hackers and Digital Disaster" prMac 7:54 AM
  • "Twitter streaming video deals inc. NFL, ESPN, Univision, more" 9to5Mac 7:48 AM
Computer Industry
  • "Intel's Revenue Guidance Suffers Setback due to Demand Weakness" Market Realist 9:07 PM
  • "Intel's 10th-gen Comet Lake Core U-series chips detailed in mega-leak: Expect some extra performance and fiddlier branding" The Inquirer 6:20 AM
  • "Intel desktop client roadmap to Q4 2020 leaks - no 10nm" Hexus 6:27 AM
  • "Intel Core processor with 10.000 naming Shows up" Guru3D 6:27 AM
  • "Intel's upcoming Comet Lake CPUs to use 10000-series branding: New specs have leaked" TechSpot 6:27 AM
  • "Hands on: MSI's GS65 Stealth Thin, our first look at a 9th-gen Core i7-8750H and GTX 1660 TI/Our first impressions and quick benchmarks of the first 9th gen Core i7 and GTX 1660 Ti laptop we've seen in action." PCWorld Australia 6:27 AM
  • "Nvidia's latest GeForce drivers are borking some CPUs" The Inquirer 8:41 AM
  • "AMD Q1 FY 2019 Earnings Report: Revenue Down But Margins Up" AnandTech 9:08 PM
  • "AMD reports Q1 revenue of $1.27 billion and predicts growth for Q2" VentureBeat 9:10 PM
  • "AMD takes the covers off its 50th anniversary Ryzen 7 2700X and Radeon VII: But you'll only get aesthetic changes and some coupons" The Inquirer 6:20 AM
  • "AMD Ryzen 5 2600 gets a huge 24% price cut on the six-core processor" TechRadar UK 6:26 AM
  • "Personal details of 80 million US households exposed on unsecured Microsoft cloud serve" BetaNews 12:00 PM
  • "Microsoft Is the Third Company to Reach $1 Trillion Market Cap" Market Realist 12:45 PM
  • "Ex Microsoft President Steven Sinofsky hosts an hour and 14 minute long 'unauthorized biography' of Clippy" OnMSFT 12:00 PM
  • "Microsoft, Dell and VMware become partners in the cloud" BetaNews 6:36 AM
  • "Microsoft's bork-prone Windows 10 October Update is still struggling for an audience: Give a log a bad name" The Inquirer 6:20 AM
  • "Microsoft is helping veterans game again with Xbox Adaptive Controllers: Twenty-two rehab centers will get access to Microsoft's controllers" The Verge 9:14 AM
  • "Microsoft Edge Canary channel updated with page translation feature: Now you can have pages not in your native language automatically translated by Edge." Windows Central 12:00 PM
  • "IBM is standing at the crossroads" ejinsight 6:34 AM
  • "Dell reaffirms it's still a PC vendor with new fast-charging Latitude portfolio" ZDNet 1:03 PM
  • "Dell Technologies says it's prepping customers for 5G and AI with new portfolio" ZDNet 1:03 PM
  • "Dell launches commercial laptops with fast sign-in and connection features" VentureBeat 12:12 PM
  • "Dell's New Latitude Laptops Try to Foil Prying Eyes" PC Magazine 3:03 PM
  • "Dell's Latitude laptops are finally getting more stylish" Engadget 12:13 PM
  • "Recent Oracle WebLogic zero-day used to infect servers with ransomware: Attackers use zero-day to deploy new Sodinokibi ransomware strain on unpatched Oracle WebLogic servers." ZDNet 3:03 PM
  • "China Exodus as Tech Returns to Taiwan" EE Times Asia 6:12 AM
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "Wall Street Likes Apple Guidance and iPhone Trade-In Program Results, Sends $AAPL Higher After Hours" The Mac Observer 8:54 PM
  • "Apple's stock jumps 5 percent after beating expectations" TechCrunch 4:07 PM
  • "Apple Reports Second Quarter Results" Apple Must 8:54 PM
  • "Apple's Services Revenue Hits New All-Time High of $11.5 Billion in Q2 2019" MacRumors 4:07 PM
  • "Apple earnings and outlook top expectations" Axios 3:45 PM
  • "Apple Beats On Earnings And Raises Dividend, Shares Up Post-Market" Forbes 3:45 PM
  • "Apple Q2 2019 earnings officially released" 9to5Mac 3:47 PM
  • "Apple Q2 2019 Results – $58 Billion Revenue" MacStories 3:47 PM
  • "MacDailyNews presents live notes from Apple's Q219 conference call" MacDailyNews 4:09 PM
  • "Apple Q2 2019 Earnings and Conference Call: the Services Push — Live Blog" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 3:43 PM
  • "Apple earnings send valuation back toward $1 trillion: Live blog" MarketWatch 3:39 PM
  • "Apple 2nd Quarter Earnings: What to Expect" Nasdaq 8:18 AM
  • "AAPL earnings: 'the worst is probably behind us,' say analysts" 9to5Mac 7:53 AM
  • "Hey, Apple, Here's What This Shareholder Wants to Hear From You: Market Recon" RealMoney 8:00 AM
  • "Greycroft founder Alan Patricof: I wouldn't bet against Apple" CNBC Videos 1:47 PM
  • "Qualcomm Analyst Weighs Pros And Cons Of Apple Deal" Benzinga 2:40 PM
Industry News
  • "S&P 500 ekes out third straight record close; Nasdaq retreats after Google revenue miss: Investors look forward to Fed policy meeting conclusion" MarketWatch 4:09 PM
  • "S&P Closes at Record High as Alphabet Weighs Down Nasdaq: Stocks ended mixed as the S&P 500 set a record close and the Nasdaq slumped on a revenue miss from Alphabet." TheStreet 4:09 PM
  • "S&P 500 notches 3rd straight record high as quarterly earnings pour in" FOXBusiness 4:09 PM
  • "U.S. Stocks Close Out a Strong April, but Alphabet Weighs on Indexes: Fed kicks off its two-day meeting Tuesday" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 4:08 PM
  • "Asian markets mixed as U.S.-China trade talks resume" MarketWatch 6:51 AM
  • "London airline stocks win after Trump's jawboning on oil" MarketWatch 6:51 AM

 
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