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MacSurfer's Archive: Saturday, December 7, 2019


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  • "'Apple Card Monthly Installments' offer 0% iPhone financing"  9to5Mac 7:05 PM
  • "Wallet app hints at imminent Apple Card iPhone installment plan launch: Apple as offered more details about how Apple Card Monthly Installments will function, where customers can buy an iPhone on an interest-free payment plan, with the information a possible sign of the feature's imminent launch in the United States." AppleInsider 7:05 PM
  • "Arizona's Apple Scottsdale Fashion Square wins design award: 'A building that is both iconic and humble.'" iMore 6:25 AM
  • "Apple explains why users think iPhone 11 Pro collects and shares location data: Responding to the claim, Apple said that the location beaconing Krebs documented in a video was related to ultra wide-band technology on the iPhone 11, iPhone 11 Pro and iPhone 11 Pro Max." Indo Asian News Service 6:28 AM
  • "Apple's 5 most important business products of the decade" ["But one bet is certain; Apple is likely to continue introducing paradigm-changing technologies, on average, once a decade. And, it's been almost 10 years since the iPad was introduced, so the next revolutionary release could be right around the corner."]  TechRepublic 12/6
  • "Apple: Here's why iPhone 11 uses location data even though you've told it not to"  ZDNet 12/6
  • "Apple: Mysterious iOS 11 location pings were because of 'ultra-wideband compliance'" The Register 12/6
  • "Apple: iPhone 11 Pro handsets check location to comply with regulations" BetaNews 12/6
  • "Why Apple Scrapped the Release of Its Oscar Contender, 'The Banker': A fact-based story starring Samuel L. Jackson and Anthony Mackie was supposed to hit theaters Friday. Then a complaint by a relative of the film's hero gave Apple second thoughts." New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 12/6
  • "Apple reportedly paid $20 million for the 'The Banker,' its first major movie whose release is now in doubt" Business Insider 12/6
  • "Apple iOS 13 Autocorrect Fails: Focus On Privacy Weakens Apple's AI, Experts Say"  Forbes 12/6
  • "Stealthy MacOS Malware Tied to Lazarus APT" Threatpost 12/6
  • "Mac users targetted by Lazarus 'fileless' Trojan" Sophos 12/6
  • "Apple Seeds Fourth Beta of Upcoming macOS Catalina 10.15.2 Update to Developers" MacRumors 12/6
  • "Apple releases macOS 10.15.2 beta 4 to developers" AppleInsider 12/6
  • "How to fix the 'Update Apple ID Settings' bug in MacOS Catalina" Digital Trends 12/6
  • "10 best tricks you didn't know your Mac could do: Make life easier with these Mac shortcuts and tips." CNET 12/6
  • "Learn how to inspire yourself with Logic's Apple Loops: Next up in our Logic Tips series, Jono Buchanan uses Logic's built-in Apple Loops to inspire new ideas for a track." MusicTech 12/6
  • "Filling In a Web Page Form Using Automator" MacMost 12/6
  • "How to schedule a Google Hangout using Google Calendar" Business Insider 12/6
Press Releases
  • "Recosoft ships ID2Office 2020 - InDesign to Word, PowerPoint and Keynote" prMac 12/6
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Apple Park holding special 'Neighborhood Open House' with Toys for Tots drive in California" 9to5Mac 6:26 AM
  • "FeganScott Law Firm Confirms PhoneGate: New FCC-Accredited Lab Results Show Apple and Samsung Smartphone RF Radiation Levels Exceed Federal Limit"  Business Wire 12/6
  • "Law Firm Sues Apple and Samsung, Claiming Phones Exceed Radiofrequency Radiation Safety Levels" MacRumors 12/6
  • "Apple TV+ Content No Longer Playing in Dolby Vision HDR for Apple TV 4K Owners" MacRumors 12/6
  • "Apple Goes Greener By Purchasing The First-Ever Carbon-Free Aluminum" UberGizmo 12/6
  • "Apple Watch saves Palm Beach County man's life" WPBF 25 News 12/6
  • "Apple Watch's EKG tech may have saved yet another life" Cult of Mac 12/6
  • "Apple Holding Apple Park Open House for Cupertino Residents, Collecting Toys for Kids" MacRumors 12/6
  • "Doctors discovers huge spike in head injuries after release of iPhone and Pokemon Go" Metro UK 12/6
  • "Steve Jobs-signed floppy auctioned off $84,115 - 11 times its expected price" iDownload Blog 12/6
  • "'Dickinson' Season 2 Adds Finn Jones, Pico Alexander" Variety 12/6
Non-Apple News
  • "Bernie Sanders vows to break up huge ISPs and regulate broadband prices: Sanders would regulate broadband as utility and spend $150 billion on networks." Ars Technica 4:52 PM
  • "BlackBerry wins German patent injunctions against Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram over four (most likely invalid!) software patents" Foss Patents 8:48 AM
  • "Google is ending support for the Explorer Edition of Glass: It's rolling out a final update for the wearable." Engadget 6:40 AM
  • "Amazon to open new office in Manhattan in 2021" Reuters 12/6
  • "State AGs look to head off T-Mobile-Sprint deal in court" Associated Press 12/6
  • "Bernie Sanders Says Internet Service Should be a Human Right: The Vermont senator and presidential candidate proposed a $150 billion plan to expand broadband, including regulating rates for internet service." Wired [Free/Paid Registration Required] 12/6
  • "Bernie Sanders: We Need to Break Up Broadband Monopolies/'With no incentive to innovate or invest, these conglomerates charge sky-high internet prices to reap profits from consumers,' the Democratic Presidential candidate said in unveiling his 'high-speed internet access for all plan' on Friday." PC Magazine 12/6
  • "Adobe buys VR creative tool Oculus Medium" ZDNet 12/6
  • "Sundar Pichai: Alphabet's cautious new helmsman" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 12/6
  • "MIT researchers use shadows to create a video of what happens off camera" Engadget 12/6
  • "Why kids don't trust Alexa: We tend to think of children as blindly trusting of whatever information comes their way. They're not." MIT Technology Review 12/6
  • "If You Have An Amazon Echo Or Google Home, The FBI Has Some Urgent Advice For You: You might have to do a little work with your Internet Of Things devices to stay secure." Inc. 12/6
  • "Why You Should Wait Until 2021 to Buy a 5G PC: Qualcomm-powered 5G PCs will go on sale early next year, likely at very low prices. Intel 5G laptops won't happen until much later, but they could be worth the wait." PC Magazine 12/6
  • "New ransomware attacks target your NAS devices, backup storage" ZDNet 12/6
  • "Ted Landau on Home Theater Building and The State of the Mac" MacVoices 12/6
  • "9to5Mac Happy Hour 254: Apple award season, 16-inch MacBook Pro experience, no Lightning port iPhone future" 9to5Mac 12/6
  • "Premier League Streaming, TMO Gift Guides – TMO Daily Observations 2019-12-06" The Mac Observer 12/6
  • "Twitter Trickery, Charging Insecurity, Cryptocurrency Malware, and More" Intego Mac Podcast 12/6
  • "The Dalrymple Report: Billie Eilish, Activation Lock, and MacBook Pro" The Loop 12/6
  • "Big change coming to MacBook Pro and we reveal our Gear of the Year, on The CultCastCult of Mac 12/6
  • "iPhone 5G rumors, Touch ID, Apple's butterfly keyboard suit on the AppleInsider podcast" AppleInsider 12/6
  • "Mac Pro, Pro Display XDR orders start December 10: Content creators and professional Mac users will be able to start placing orders for the new modular Mac Pro and the Pro Display XDR from Tuesday, December 10." AppleInsider 8:02 PM
  • "Apple to Release Mac Pro and Pro Display XDR on December 10"  MacRumors 8:02 PM
  • "iOS 13.3 coming next week according to carrier document: Perhaps as early as December 11!" iMore 6:27 AM
  • "Apple could release 5 new iPhones next year — here's what we know about them so far" Business Insider 12/6
  • "iPhone SE 2 Might Actually Be Called the iPhone 9" MacRumors 12/6
  • "Unlikely rumor claims 'iPhone SE 2' will be called 'iPhone 9'" AppleInsider 12/6
  • "Is Apple really considering an iPhone with no ports at all?" GearBrain 12/6
  • "Apple may have an entirely portless iPhone planned" BetaNews 12/6
  • "Will Apple kill off the Lightning charging port on its iPhones? The iPhone giant is reportedly planning to launch a high-end smartphone in 2021 without a charging cable port." USA Today 12/6
  • "TSMC to kick off 3nm process manufacturing in 2022" DigiTimes 12/6
  • "3-nanometer chips will be ready for 2022 iPhone" Cult of Mac 12/6
  • "Apple: Software Update to Fix 16-Inch MacBook Pro 'Popping' Speakers/Owners of the new 16-inch MacBook Pro are reporting a 'popping' sound from the speakers, and Apple has confirmed it'll roll out a software update fixing the issue on all affected units." PC Magazine 9:15 PM
  • "Speaker popping on the 16-inch MacBook Pro is a software issue, fix on the way: Apple is investigating the issue." iMore 6:25 AM
  • "Apple Investigating 16-Inch MacBook Pro Popping Sound Issue, Fix Planned in Future Software Updates" MacRumors 12/6
  • "How to fix the new 16-inch MacBook Pro's clicking speakers" Cult of Mac 12/6
  • "MacBook Pro 16 Users Suffering Audio 'Popping' and Display Ghosting" Digital Trends 12/6
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "Mark Your Calendars! Best Buy Unveils 12 Days of Deals: Starting Monday, Dec. 9, daily deals will be revealed on some of the hottest tech brands including Apple, Samsung, Microsoft, Google and more. Featured offers are guaranteed to be lowest price of our season." Business Wire 12/6
  • "16" & 15" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 12/6
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 12/6
  • "13" MacBook Air Prices & Sales" MacPrices 12/6

  • "Review: Cleer Audio Enduro 100 wireless headphones are perfect for those who forget to charge their gear/Cleer Audio's Enduro 100 Bluetooth headphones feature up to 100 hours of playback on a single charge, meaning you'll drop out well before they do." AppleInsider 6:02 PM
  • "iOS 13.2.3 Vs iOS 12.4.1: Has Performance Improved On Older Devices? [Video] Redmond Pie 6:02 PM
  • "Best 15 inch laptop lineup for 2019 for work, play and balance: When 13 inches is too small and 17 is too big, a 15 inch laptop from Dell, Lenovo, Apple, Acer or others may be just the right blend of size and power you're looking for." CNET 6:28 AM
  • "iPhone 11 vs. iPhone XR: We put cameras, design and speed to the test" CNET 12/6
  • "Amazon Echo Buds review: An excellent value plagued by small annoyances" Macworld 12/6
  • "Review: Nomad Active Strap finally makes leather waterproof" AppleInsider 12/6
  • "Mujjo Insulated Touchscreen Gloves review: Better but less unique" iMore 12/6
  • "Apple's Most Devoted Fans Once Again Take Center Stage in a New Edition of 'The Cult of Mac'" MacRumors 12/6
  • "Review: Audi's 2019 A7 Offers Wireless CarPlay and Up to Three Big Dashboard Screens" MacRumors 12/6
  • "Apple TV Plus' Servant: M. Night Shyamalan's new baby will keep you up at night/Review: The disturbing new thriller is much more than a haunting tale of a baby named Jericho." CNET 12/6
  • "Truth Be Told is a cold case that doesn't heat up [Review] Cult of Mac 12/6
iOS Apps
  • "Hands-On with Clips 2.1: Memoji and Animoji Support, Plus New Sticker Face Tracking and More" MacStories 12/6
  • "Filmic Firstlight review: Subscription model holding back slick camera app/Photo camera app for iPhone that features advanced manual controls combined with live vintage filters, film grain, and vignette effects to make mobile photography fun and creative." Macworld 12/6
  • "How to use Contacts on iPhone and iPad: Organize the names, numbers, mail, social, and other contact information that means the most to you!" iMore 1:15 PM
  • "How to fix one AirPod not working: For no reason that you can fathom, either the left or right AirPod Pro isn't working and you're just getting sound in mono out of the other. If the causes aren't clear, though, the solutions are." AppleInsider 11:40 AM
  • "How to return a purchase in-store with Apple Pay: Concerned about returning an Apple Pay purchase? Don't be! It's super-easy!" iMore 6:27 AM
  • "How to see and download Family Purchases on iPhone, iPad" 9to5Mac 12/6
  • "How to make your iPad Home screen a productivity powerhouse" Apple Must 12/6
  • "How to Recover Deleted Emails in Mail for iPhone & iPad" OS X Daily 12/6
  • "How Do You Turn Apple TV Auto-Play Off" macReports 12/6
  • "How to convert Live Photos into GIF, Video or Still on iPhone [Guide] WCCFTech 12/6
  • "Can My iPhone or iPad Get a Virus?" How-To Geek 12/6
  • "Apple Issues New Warning For Millions Of iPhone Users [Updated] Forbes 7:05 PM
  • "Ultra Wideband Technology: Apple's Explanation for Why Newer iPhones Appear to Collect Location Data, Even When Location Services Are Disabled" Daring Fireball 2:59 PM
  • "5 big questions about iPhone 12" iMore 1:14 PM
  • "The Apple TV+ interface leaves me feeling concerned about its future: Apple's all-in-one approach to its TV app can cause some frustration while trying to enjoy Apple TV+." iMore 8:48 AM
  • "Apple Could Call Its 'iPhone SE 2' The 'iPhone 9'" Redmond Pie 8:48 AM
  • "Why I believe Airpods are the new iPhone." Medium 6:39 AM
  • "Apple Is Accused of Kowtowing to Russia and Violating User Privacy" Fortune 6:28 AM
  • "The new features of the Apple MacBook Pro 16 are great, but it is expensive." NotebookCheck 6:30 AM
  • "Worried about 5G and Cancer? Here's Why Wireless Networks Pose No Health Risk" TidBITS 12/6
  • "There's No Stopping Apple From Launching an All-Wireless iPhone, So You Better Prepare For It" Inc. 12/6
  • "MacBook Pro Diary: Buying the 16-inch MacBook Pro, mostly for the wrong reasons" 9to5Mac 12/6
  • "All about the latest iPhone location privacy scare: Concern is overblown, but it's no surprise people worry" Computerworld 12/6
  • "Choosing an iPhone Is About to Get Way Too Complicated" Softpedia 12/6
  • "Evaluating the rumors of the 2020 and 2021 iPhones: With this year's iPhones already on the market, rumors for the next two years of Apple's smartphones have already started to bloom." Macworld 12/6
  • "OnePlus 8 Leak Reveals Classic Steve Jobs Strategy" Forbes 9:20 PM
  • "OnePlus 7T Pro 5G McLaren unboxing and first impressions" Neowin 2:53 PM
  • "Hands on with the reborn Motorola razr" Neowin 11:00 AM
  • "The world at our fingertips: A decade of smartphones on campus/Changes in communication, dating driven by app-based tech" Chicago Daily Herald 6:39 AM
  • "Samsung is doubling down on camera tech to take on the 2020 iPhones" Talk Android 6:38 AM
  • "Five tips for stress-free tech travel: If you are traveling over the holidays, or you have business or leisure trips planned for 2020, here are a selection of tips to help make your travel as stress-free and painless as possible." ZDNet 6:22 AM
  • "We all could use an unbreakable Tesla Cyberphone" Yanko Design 12/6
  • "How LG's G8X ThinQ evolves the dual-screen smartphone: LG put a flagship smartphone in a case with a second display, but does a second display make a case for a flagship smartphone?" ZDNet 12/6
  • "If You Use Venmo the Good Way, Your Life Will Improve: A while ago, a friend sent me 25 cents on Venmo. My relationship to the platform has never been the same." Wired [Free/Paid Registration Required] 12/6
  • "Microsoft Office mobile apps Fluent redesign may not be skin deep only" SlashGear 12/6
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "You can now buy a cellular Apple Watch in New Zealand: Spark is the sole supported carrier in the country, but they're offering unlimited Watch Data!" iMore 8:45 AM
  • "Chrome Canary will soon let you send webpages to your phone via QR code" Android Central 12/6
  • "Buff Studio Globally Launches My Coloring, a Mobile 3D Pixel Art Coloring Book Game" Business Wire 12/6
  • "'Truth be Told,' 'Hala,' now streaming on Apple TV+" AppleInsider 12/6
  • "Twelve South's Parcslope works fine with Apple's 16-inch MacBook Pro" Apple World Today 12/6
Computer Industry
  • "The PC was supposed to die a decade ago. Instead, this happened: Back on January 27, 2010, a very Big Thinker declared the PC dead. A decade later, the PC is very much alive, although a time traveler from 2010 might not recognize it. Here's how this endangered species evolved and survived." ZDNet 9:14 PM
  • "Microsoft president Brad Smith says work on JEDI continues" CNBC 7:07 PM
  • "Hack Could Allow Windows 7 to Get Updates for Three More Years" Softpedia 7:07 PM
  • "Can I keep a feature from Windows 7 while upgrading my computer?" Seattle Times 9:19 AM
  • "The Surface Book 3 might come with a secondary display" MSPoweruser 9:20 AM
  • "Microsoft redesigns flagship Office apps for mobile productivity" SlashGear 9:20 AM
  • "Microsoft Announces the End of Microsoft Office on Windows Phones" Softpedia 7:07 PM
  • "Inside Intel's billion-dollar transformation in the age of AI" Fast Company 7:08 PM
  • "Intel Markets Their 9th Gen Core CPUs Better Than 3rd Gen AMD Ryzen" WCCFTech 7:08 PM
  • "Haswell is back: Intel reverses decision to discontinue 22nm Pentium CPUs" TechSpot 7:08 PM
  • "Google, Intel, MIT, and more: a NeurIPS conference AI research tour/The 32nd annual NeurIPS conference on artificial intelligence kicks off in Vancouver this weekend. Check out some of the research highlights in this selective review." ZDNet 8:25 PM
  • "How the end of Moore's Law will usher in a new era in computing" Telegraph 12/6
  • "Microsoft Found 44M Accounts Using Breached Passwords" PC Magazine 12/6
  • "Microsoft Finds Password Security Problem Affecting 44 Million Users" Forbes 12/6
  • "Microsoft is forcing Windows 10 November 2019 Update on people" BetaNews 12/6
  • "Windows 10 1809 user? Microsoft has started herding you to 1909 update: The process is 'phased', says Microsoft, but it's starting five months before Windows 10 version 1809 support ends." ZDNet 12/6
  • "IBM installs new supercomputer at Rensselaer as part of $2 billion AI Hardware Center" The Business Review 12/6
  • "Rensselaer focuses IBM's AiMOS supercomputer on machine learning" VentureBeat 12/6
  • "A top IBM Research executive outlines the 3 critical steps organizations pursuing enterprise-wide AI need to take" [BI Prime] Business Insider 12/6
  • "Amid takeover talk, HP Inc. betting big on Vancouver, 3D printing" The Columbian 12/6
  • "HP, cutting elsewhere, floats major new site in Vancouver" The Oregonian 12/6
  • "Was HP Wrong to Reject Xerox's Takeover Offer?" Market Realist 12/6
  • "HP's Envy x360 13 Wood Edition w/ AMD Ryzen Now Available" AnandTech 12/6
  • "AMD has to increase hardware prices to maintain its stellar growth" PCGamesN 12/6
  • "AMD Zen 4 Will Leverage TSMC's 5nm Node with a Higher Core Count: Report" TechQuila 12/6
  • "Intel Comet Lake CPU benchmarks leak teasing an early 2020 release" PCGamesN 12/6
  • "Michael Dell's Money Managers Change How His Wealth Is Invested" [Paid Membership Required] 12/6
  • "DOL's $400M pay-discrimination suit is unconstitutional, Oracle argues: The feds are calling 20+ witnesses in a case Oracle says is against federal law." Ars Technica 12/6
  • "Oracle Shareholders Get Rare Doc Rights In $9.3B Tie-Up Row" Law360 [Paid Membership Required] 12/6
  • "How Oracle SD-WAN Simplifies Migration to Multi-cloud" eWeek 12/6
  • "Cisco Systems Shareholders Have Enjoyed A 61% Share Price Gain" Simply Wall St. 12/6
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "Apple at $270.71: Look who's underwater now/Three upgrades so far this month, with three weeks left in the quarter." Apple 3.0 6:21 AM
  • "AAPL cruises to all-time high as overall US stock market sees gains" 9to5Mac 12/6
  • "Apple Shares Reach New All-Time High, But Saudi Aramco to Overtake as World's Most Valuable Company" MacRumors 12/6
  • "Saudi Aramco to Overtake Apple as World's Most Valuable Company" MacRumors 12/6
  • "Thanks to the flotation of a Saudi oil giant, Apple is no longer the world's most valuable company" iMore 12/6
Industry News
  • "Dow industrials post best day in 2 months after better-than-expected November jobs report: U.S. economy adds 266,000 jobs and unemployment falls to 3.5%" MarketWatch 12/6
  • "Stocks Finish Higher on Strong Jobs Report, Trade Deal Optimism: Stocks finish higher Friday, driven by a positive jobs report and continued optimism about a trade agreement between the U.S. and China." TheStreet 12/6
  • "Stocks jump on jobs data, trade optimism" [Video Report] FOXBusiness 12/6
  • "Stocks, Bond Yields Climb on Strong Jobs Report: U.S. stocks and government-bond yields rose Friday after a surprisingly upbeat monthly jobs report signaled strength in the U.S. economy, offsetting some of the jitters about trade that rattled investors earlier in the week." [Paid Membership Required] 12/6
  • "Asian markets inch up ahead of U.S. jobs report: Nikkei, Hang Seng advance as China offers reassurance that trade talks are on track" MarketWatch and Associated Press 12/6

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