Today's Apple iPad Event in 12 GIFs

Today, Apple presented to the world its new iPad Air and iPad mini, along with details about OS X Mavericks, updated MacBook Pros, and the Mac Pro. But why waste breath talking about all that when we can just enjoy it in series endless loops instead?

Tim Cook wished us all a good morning...

Which was followed by a quick new feature overview...

Another look at OS X Mavericks, including Maps...

And iWork and iLife, which now comes free with lens flare...

The new Mac Pro had its machine-porn moment...

GarageBand got new "virtual drummers," to whom you are free to bob your head...

The MacBook Pro got faster and cheaper...

Someone used an iPad underwater?

The new iPad Air is thin and light and droppable...

Which is fine because it also floats...

And the iPad mini got the retina display you were waiting for...