What's your favorite version of Windows? Windows 8? Vista? 3.1? No. Your new favorite is obviously Windows 93, which never existed but has somehow arisen out of the deepest, darkest pit of the Internet. After the inexplicable PS1 bootup audio lets you know you've logged in, you'll find yourself in a twisted parallel version of Windows 95 that's seen our future and now hates it — and us. Some of what you'll click is fun, like the fully functional Cat Explorer. Others, like Poney Jockey, claim to open the gates of hell. Which mostly seems like an idle threat, but you never know. To quote a colleague, "This is like the operating system for the Ninth Gate." This is almost clearly an art project, but it's so much more. Dive in if you dare. Just don't ever click Hydra.exe.