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Swift says no. Apple fixes it. Photograph: Michel Porro/Getty Images for TAS
Swift says no. Apple fixes it. Photograph: Michel Porro/Getty Images for TAS

Dear Taylor Swift, Get Apple to change these things too, Love everyone

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Taylor Swift’s power over Apple has got the internet thinking. What else can she ask it to change about our iPhones, iPads and Macs?

Everything has changed. Taylor Swift has spoken out against Apple and seemingly achieved the impossible – she’s persuaded the tech giant to actually change something. After Swift’s intervention, Apple will now pay artists as it gives their music away for free as part of its Apple Music streaming service trial.

Some might say Apple were always looking for a way to shake off its previous stance, but that shouldn’t lead us to underestimate the sway Swift holds. There’s no bad blood between the parties that we know of, so what’s to stop Swift asking Apple for more? What else could she change for us? What in our wildest dreams …

Well first there’s the undeletable apps …

.@taylorswift13 while your at it, can you please ask Apple to make it so you can delete the "Stocks" app? Thanks in advance

— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) June 22, 2015

The more mundane niggles with search …

Dear Apple, can you improve searching for Mail on iPhone? Love Taylor. #DearAppleLoveTaylor

— Tom Davenport (@TomDavenport) June 22, 2015

And stopping the monstrosity that was the finger touch and the injection of U2 into everyone’s iTunes library, whether they liked it or not.

Finger touch. Just say no. Photograph: Justin Sullivan/Getty Images

Next thing, @taylorswift13, can you make sure Apple never again put a U2 album on my iPhone without asking me? Ta.

— Jamie McKelvie (@McKelvie) June 22, 2015

Then there’s longer charging cables, because Apple’s standard 1-metre lightning cables just don’t stretch far enough.

Dear Taylor Swift Longer Apple recharging leads please Yours The Entire World

— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) June 22, 2015

Perhaps the reason the cables are such an issue is because the battery lasts less than a day?

Can Taylor Swift now tell Apple to sort out the shoddy battery life on its phones.

— The Media Blog (@TheMediaTweets) June 22, 2015

And while you’re at it …

OK Taylor Swift, now please get Apple to put the jack at the top of the iPhone 6 instead of the bottom.

— emily nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) June 22, 2015

But let’s not stop there! Taylor Swift, I wish you would ask Apple to fix notifications … sort out the Notification Center and make it so push notifications actually deliver the message, not just a ping to tell you there is one leading to the spinning wheel of forever loading, and [That’s enough Sam - Ed] ...

And I’m sure our commenters will have even more requests – there’s a blank space below waiting to be filled …

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