"South Korea Reassesses Its Great Imitator" ["'The ruling makes us reconsider the brand value of Samsung because it depicts Samsung as a copycat,' said James Song, who monitors Samsung for KDB Daewoo Securities in Seoul. 'But a copycat or not, what Samsung has done with its smartphones was a brilliant move.' 'Look what has happened to companies like Nokia, Motorola and BlackBerry, which didn't do as Samsung did,' Mr. Song added, referring to competitors whose failures to adapt quickly to the smartphone boom driven by iPhones have drastically reduced their market shares. 'Samsung may lack in innovation, but right now, no one can beat Samsung in playing catch-up.'"] New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 8:09 AM
"Samsung's crisis culture: a driver and a drawback" Reuters 5:58 PM
"Apple and Samsung As Imitators: Or Why Copying Can Be Good" Forbes 1:50 PM
"Where on Earth could Samsung get the iPhone 5 banned over 4G/LTE patents?" ["It tried this trick last year with 3G patent assertions against the iPhone 4S, with a hit rate of zero. I would strongly discourage Samsung from trying to use 4G/LTE-essential patents to shut down the iPhone 5. It won't improve Samsung's position. It will only make things worse, especially with antitrust regulators."] Foss Patents 8:27 AM
"Apple Adds Galaxy S III, Galaxy Note to Second Patent Lawsuit" PC Magazine 5:59 PM
"Apple takes aim at Samsung's Galaxy S III phone" Los Angeles Times [Paid Membership Required] 6:36 PM
"Apple extends its Samsung hit list: A week after Apple's billion-dollar court win against Samsung, the Cupertino-based company is going after more of its Korean rival's products." iTWire 8:19 PM
"Apple Never Invented Anything" Monday Note 4:15 PM
"Is Microsoft Really the Winner of the Apple vs. Samsung Verdict?" The Motley Fool 9/1
"Keep rival Samsung sweet, Apple told" Telegraph 9/1
"After winning transfer to Delaware, HTC wants claims over six Apple patents stayed" Foss Patents 9/1
"From smart to genius: will design define new gadgets?" Reuters 9/1
"How Apple And Google Could Make QR Codes Mainstream" TechCrunch 9/1
"A Great Wall of Competition Awaits the iPhone 5 in China" The Motley Fool 9/1
"Is Apple Haunted?" ["But according to Thai Buddhists, they may have exactly that — the reincarnated spirit of Steve Jobs himself, who they say is living in a 'mystical glass palace hovering above his old office at Apple's Cupertino, California headquarters,' according to The Wall Street Journal."] Cult of Mac 9/1
"Opinion: Apple's war on Google isn't just business, it's personal/Apple's relentless pursuit of Google has less to do with patents and profits and more to do with personal betrayal – and for that reason, it won't end until Apple's pockets are empty." Digital Trends 9/1
"Mac web use growing at Windows' expense" iTWire 8:58 PM
"Desktop Top Operating System Share Trend" [Mac share up to 7.13%, Windows share down to 91.77%] NetMarketshare 9/1
"Desktop Top Browser Share Trend" [Safari rises from July levels to 5.10% in August, Chrome also saw rise while IE and Firefox slightly fell] NetMarketshare 9/1
"New vulnerabilities found in latest Java update: Following its latest updates" CNET Reviews 8/31
"Apple's Mountain Lion now runs on 1 in 10 Macs" Computerworld 8/31
AppleCare/Troubleshooting
"Q&A: MacFixIt Answers/We answer reader questions about odd apsd-related firewall errors, dead MacBook batteries, and Java Runtimes." CNET Reviews 8/31
"How to protect your Mac against viruses: Are we wrong not to worry too much about cyber-attacks targeting Macs?" MacFormat 9:16 AM
"IRL: Mailplane, Verizon Wireless iPad and the Samsung Galaxy S running CM9" ["But after installing Mountain Lion, I began to yearn for something that notified me of mail. I tried Apple's own Mail app in order to get Notification Center alerts, but that app just strikes me as plain and uninviting. I then recalled having a license for Mailplane, and realized that there was a v2.5.7 preview available for OS X 10.8."] Engadget 7:01 PM
"Enable AirDrop Over Ethernet, Even on Unsupported Macs and Hackintoshes" Lifehacker 8:40 PM
"How to Quickly & Safely Import Image Folders into iPhoto" The Mac Observer 9/1
"Dismiss Mountain Lion Notifications with a Quick Swipe" Lifehacker 9/1
"The Walking Dead, Episode 3 for OS X review" AppleTell 9/1
"New Parallels Aligns With Mountain Lion, Windows 8" MacNewsWorld 8/31
"MacMost Now 755: Optimizing the Dock" MacMost 8/31
"Dropbox Experimental Edition 1.5.27 brings new Mac features" BetaNews 8/31
"Console: Using the 'Ignore Sender' Feature" The Mac Observer 8/31
"How To Customize The Look Of OS X Lion" Mactuts+ 8/31
"Five things you need to know about cropping" Macworld 8/31
"Disable 'Go To Folder' in Mac OS X" OS X Daily 8/31
"Hot Mouse Flower Is A Hotkey-Triggered Virtual Keyboard For OS X" AddictiveTips 8/31
"Use Sopcast with external video player" Mac OS X Hints 8/31
"Display Notification Center Alerts with Automator" Mac OS X Hints 8/31
"Compared: The $7 Mac Word Processor vs. The Best Free Word Processor Ever" NoodleMac 8/31
"Forget About Focusing Photos In A Camera: Let Your Mac Focus Your Photos" TeraTalks 8/31
"How To Monitor Your Network Traffic At Home Or Office With A Clever Mac App" Mac 360 8/31
"A Quick Look At How A Free Mac Graphics App Could Replace Adobe's Photoshop" McSolo 8/31
"The Most Useful Non-Apple Dashboard Widget Tracks Your Packages For Free" BohemianBoomer 8/31
"Free: An Easier Way To Manage All Your Contacts On Your Mac And Sync To The Cloud" Mac 360 8/31
Op/Ed
"Mac vs. PC, Update on The Continuing Debate" Make Tech Easier 7:01 PM
"A Windows user's life with the Mac, two months in" CNET News 8/31
"Particle Debris: How OS X Won and Linux Lost the Desktop" The Mac Observer 8/31
Press Releases
"On September 4, 2012, iTeleport on the Mac App Store will have a price drop from its current $49.99 price to $1.99 for 24 hours, in conjunction with Two Dollar Tuesday. This is a 96% price drop! Additionally, iTeleport on the iPhone / iPad App Store will have a price drop from $24.99 to $7.99." iTeleport 9:51 AM
"IK Multimedia Announces iRig KEYS Universal Portable Keyboard Controller for iPhone, iPod touch, iPad and Mac/PC" The Gadgeteer 9:16 AM
"Rivals Jostle Before Apple Announces New iPhone" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 4:13 PM
"Die Hard with iVengeance: Bruce Willis wants to sue Apple over posthumous iTunes songs rights" The Next Web 4:20 PM
"Apple To Genius Bars: iPhone 3GS Stock Is Running Low" App Advice 8:23 AM
"Fully-assembled iPhone 5 Mockups Are Everywhere in China, Prices Start at $5" M.I.C. Gadget 8:29 AM
"Wanna come back to my place to see my Apple store? A man decides the best way to express his enthusiasm for Apple is to turn his home office into an Apple store." CNET News 11:15 AM
"Getting Gamers off the Couch: Red Robot Tests the Limits of Location-Based Gaming" AllThingsD 1:52 PM
"Apple Genius Bar staffers will now recommend swapping that 3GS for a new iPhone" VentureBeat 9/1
"What Laptops Looked Like Before and After the MacBook Air" Gizmodo 9/1
"IFA 2012: Samsung defiant on 'pure innovation'/Samsung's recent legal battles with Apple have not slowed its momentum, as the company showed at IFA in Berlin." Telegraph 9/1
"Walmart testing a new in store Scan & Go system exclusively for iPhone" iMore 9/1
"Apple pushes out new, card-based iOS 6 App Store search interface" iMore 9/1
"The first dedicated App.net client for iOS hits the App Store" The Next Web 9/1
"Weekly Wrap: Final Draft, handcuffs, and other Apple news" Macworld 9/1
"Prognosis for Medical Apps Is Guarded" ITworld 9/1
"Steve Jobs' Most Outrageous Moments" Apple Gazette 8/31
"An LTE iPhone Could Send Some Customers From AT&T to Verizon" AllThingsD 8/31
"The company Apple-Samsung can't hurt: Qualcomm settled its patent disputes years ago. Now, it's looking for a surge in growth from the mobile sector." Fortune 8/31
"Windows Phone Revenues Are Smaller Than Apple's Interest Income" Forbes 8/31
"iTunes Store may finally open in South Africa" paidContent 8/31
"Apple launches new app and iTunes content infringement, copyright claims tools" The Next Web 8/31
"Apple's iOS 6 App Store search takes a bite out of Chomp" VentureBeat 8/31
"Chomp-Inspired iOS 6 App Store Redesign Could Impact Long Tail Of App Developers" TechCrunch 8/31
"Apple bans drone attack 'tally' app: Drones+ is latest app to be barred from App store" Macworld UK 8/31
"What Mitt Romney said last night about Apple's Steve Jobs" Fortune 8/31
"Mitt Romney faces the ghost of Steve Jobs" Upstart 8/31
"White cars in demand and on the rise? Blame Apple, says BMW designer" Digital Trends 8/31
"This Crazy Fan Recreated The Apple Store In His Home Office Down To The Smallest Detail" Cult of Mac 8/31
"Grandma plus iPad equals artistic expression" TUAW 8/31
"Sprint's hilarious new 'Sharing is not Caring' ad touts unlimited data over data sharing plans" 9 to 5 Mac 8/31
Non-Apple News
"Hon Hai Invents Unmanned Aerial Vehicle Control System for Security Surveillance" Patently Apple 9/1
"Kindle Fire won't go big to take on iPad" CNET News 8/31
"Philips databases pillaged and leaked SECOND time in a month" The Register 8/31
"Linux users targeted by password-stealing 'Wirenet' Trojan" Techworld 8/31
"Replacing Your Password with a Finger Swipe: The new device could transmit a user-specific ID through the skin." Technology Review 8/31
"Accused LulzSec Hackers Attended College Together: The two students accused of Sony Pictures hack participated in Cyber Defense Competition team exercises at the University of Advanced Technology in Arizona." InformationWeek 8/31
"FileSonic cyberlocker offline after piracy complaints" BBC 8/31
"Google Doodle Celebrates Educator Maria Montessori" PC Magazine 8/31
"Google TV Ads program to be shut down, focus on web adverts instead" Techworld 8/31
"Google abandons TV ad ambitions" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 8/31
"Grooveshark app yanked from Google Play yet again" CNET News 8/31
"Android phone makers back platform but consider other options" Reuters 8/31
"Amazon Kindle Fire 2 snubs Google Maps for Nokia maps" V3 8/31
"Hon Hai's Revenue Jumps, But Net Is Flat" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 8/31
"HP and Others Give Microsoft's Surface Tablet the Boot" Patently Apple 8/31
"Microsoft couple Lee Dirks and Judy Lew killed in car accident in Peru" GeekWire 8/31
Publications/Podcasts
"Interview: Sony keeps iOS close as it waits for Apple TV" paidContent 8/31
"Gene Steinberg meets Daniel Eran Dilger of AppleInsider, and Michael Prospero of Laptop magazine this week on The Tech Night Owl LIVE!" The Tech Night Owl 8/31
"Leaked Video Claims to Show 'iPhone 5' Prototype With Solid Matte Back [Watch] iClarified 11:18 AM
"Purported iPhone 5 Prototype Unit Leaked, Powers On To 'Connect to iTunes' Screen [Video] iPhoneinCanada 4:22 PM
"Video claims to show revamped Apple in-ear headphones bound for next-gen iPhone" AppleInsider 8:28 AM
"New earphones coming with the iPhone 5?" CNET News 8:10 AM
"Are These The New iPhone 5 Earphones?" Forbes 8:15 AM
"The iPhone 5: see how the rumors look and feel (video)" The Verge 11:09 AM
"iPhone 5 Photos: Chinese Pop Star Delivers Hype" Tapscape 10:57 AM
"Net Applications: Apple's iOS Web share hit 65.9% in August" Fortune 8:35 AM
"The new iMacs will not make the transition to the Retina screens" HardMac 6:00 PM
"Taiwanese pop star whips up a frenzy after posting images of his 'iPhone 5' to China's Twitter" The Next Web 9/1
"Will the new iPhone come with totally redesigned headphones?" 9 to 5 Mac 9/1
"Next Apple earbuds potentially sighted in Vietnam, may fix an iconic design (video)" Engadget 9/1
"New Apple earphones for iPhone 5 allegedly appear on video" The Verge 9/1
"Will Apple Intro New (Less Terrible) Headphones For Its New iPhone?" Gizmodo 9/1
"Hands-on with an iPhone 5 dummy at IFA 2012" iMore 9/1
"Mini Dock Connector Accessories May Not Be Available By The Holidays" iClarified 9/1
"8 New Apple products – including the iPhone 5 and iPad Mini" Tapscape 9/1
"Sharp's IGZO on display at IFA Berlin: better touch sensitivity, smaller bezels [Gallery/Video] 9 to 5 Mac 9/1
"Assertive Display tech demoed on iPad at IFA- intelligently adjusts pixels in realtime to make content viewable in sunlight" 9 to 5 Mac 9/1
"New iPhone 'facing screen delays': Supplies of the next iPhone could be constrained by delays manufacturing the screens, a report has claimed." Telegraph 9/1
"Sharp Reportedly falling behind on iPhone 5 display production" Edible Apple 9/1
"New Demo Video Shows Off The Purported Four-Inch iPhone Screen In Action" App Advice 9/1
"Apple taps LG and AU Optronics for iPad Mini displays -Report" Edible Apple 9/1
"Mobile/Tablet Top Operating System Share Trend" [iOS at 65.94%, Android also rises] NetMarketshare 9/1
"Mobile/Tablet Top Browser Share Trend" [Safari rises but stays within 66% share] NetMarketshare 9/1
"User experience trends and the problem with stealing bad ideas" The Next Web 9:29 PM
"Cassandra -Monday Review: It will soon be Friday" eXtensions 8:19 PM
"Let's Grade the Apple Guy: JC Penney vs Kohls" Forbes 7:36 PM
"As Apple event approaches, new iPhone fakes, mockups, and hoaxes become more elaborate" 9 to 5 Mac 1:57 PM
"Apple's Siri Versus IBM's Watson: Which Will Win?" Forbes 1:50 PM
"Why I Stopped Pirating Music" Cult of Mac 11:16 AM
"Terms & Conditions: App.net's terms of service, privacy policy explained" Digital Trends 11:12 AM
"iPad Mini may be 'spinoff of iPad 2', says dev: Device identifiers lead Instapaper creator to speculate on parts inside Apple's rumored smaller iPad" Computerworld 8:35 AM
"Did we listen to just as much music before the iPod? Some say the iPod changed everything, but the Audiophiliac doesn't agree." CNET News 9/1
"The Macalope Weekly: The sincerest form of jerkery" Macworld 9/1
"MacOS KenDensed: Patent Wars & Kindle's Phantom Sales Figures" The Mac Observer 9/1
"I Just Played With Samsung's Amazing Galaxy S III And Now I'm Even More Annoyed By My iPhone 5" Business Insider 9/1
"Apple's Patent Win Is Bad For Us All" TechCrunch 9/1
"I'm seeing a lot of innovative notebook designs at IFA in Berlin (LG, Samsung, HP)" 9 to 5 Mac 9/1
"iCloud syncs data, but it has drawbacks: Apple's iCloud allows users to sync data from various devices, but it does have some limitations." Seattle Times 8/31
"Apple's iPhone 5 Ploy: The company is trying to excite consumers by staging a shortage of new iPhones." PC Magazine 8/31
"iPad Mini Rumor Roundup: 7 Things You Need to Know" LAPTOP Magazine 8/31
"Apple & eBook Pubs Offer Concessions to Avoid EU Antitrust Case" The Mac Observer 8/31
"China firm knocks off iPhone 5; oh wait, there is no iPhone 5 yet" Los Angeles Times [Paid Membership Required] 8/31
"How Apple could build a $249 8" tablet and beat the Nexus 7 at its own game: Older (but proven) iPad 2 technology may be incorporated into the iPad mini." Ars Technica 8/31
"Apple's iPhone chip salvation is close at hand" ZDNet 8/31
"iPhone 5 rumor rollup for the week ending August 31" Network World 8/31
"Apple devices only? That's not BYOD: Given the choice, most users tend to want iPhones and iPads, so some IT organizations are standardizing on Apple. But that's just another way of hobbling user empowerment" InfoWorld 8/31
"Jobs' Love of Simplicity Launched a Design Revolution, Windows 8 'Worst Computing Experience', and More" Low End Mac 8/31
"The Macalope Daily: Predictable" Macworld [Insider Content] 8/31
"The lost prototype iPhone a year later: Can Apple keep a secret? There's no shortage of blogs claiming to possess photos, video and 3D renderings of the unreleased iPhone 5. The good news for Apple is it doesn't appear to have misplaced any prototypes lately." CNET News 8/31
"Apple v. Samsung case highlights money to be made from patent litigation" The Inquirer 8/31
"Why Samsung paying Apple billions in patent tolls is freakishly awesome for the mobile industry... and you" VentureBeat 8/31
"Patent Wars Be Damned: Android Thriving at IFA in Berlin As Japanese Court Rules for Samsung" Forbes 8/31
"Apple Worked A Broken Patent System: Apple used a dysfunctional U.S. patent system to gain excessive control over technologies it did not invent. If you value innovation, don't cheer Samsung's punishment." InformationWeek 8/31
"Apple falls to Samsung in Japan court battle" VentureBeat 8/31
"Apple-Samsung Lawsuit Done, Now What?" The Motley Fool 8/31
"Japan court: Samsung did not infringe Apple's media sync patent" Ars Technica 8/31
"Apple Just Suffered A Setback In Its Global Patent War Against Samsung" Bloomberg 8/31
"Apple v. Samsung jury foreman: only the 'court of popular opinion' can change the patent system" The Verge 8/31
"For how long will Apple be the biggest? Not all Apple's valuation ratios paint a bullish picture" MarketWatch 8/31
"Get that Apple iPhone 5 out of my face: I won't believe the Apple hype machine this time" MarketWatch 8/31
"Apple's Patents Not So Big in Japan as Samsung Found Not Liable for Infringement" AllThingsD 8/31
"Apple, Losing in the Smart Phone Market, Tries to Win in Court" Forbes 8/31
"The iPhone 5 Launch And What It Means For AT&T" Seeking Alpha 8/31
"Samsung Executives Waited Four Days Before Telling Chairman They Lost To Apple" Cult of Mac 8/31
"'This lawsuit is not about patents or money, it's about values'" The Register 8/31
"Why Can't We Be Friends? An Apple Google Truce Should Include App Standards" Forbes 8/31
"Apple, Google in secret patent settlement talks?" ZDNet 8/31
"Apple CEO Tim Cook 'talking' with Google CEO Larry Page: truce? Could Apple and Google be trying to come to some sort of 'arrangement'?" Macworld UK 8/31
"Internet addiction is real, German researchers say" VentureBeat [Free Registration Required] 8/31
"Toshiba outs Satellite U920T Windows 8 convertible: hands-on" ZDNet 8/31
"Envy x2 brings HP into tablet-ultrabook era: Hands on" ZDNet 8/31
"The 10 Best New Skyrim Mods for August 2012" Techland 8/31
"BYOD turns sysadmins into heroes" The Register 8/31
"The new PC era: 8 hot laptop-tablet hybrids/These devices attempt to bring the best of the tablet and laptop worlds together in one portable package" [Slideshow] InfoWorld 8/31
"Extreme tech: 22 devices that go all out/These 22 devices push the limits of technology in almost every way" [Slideshow] PCWorld 8/31
"When Google Docs Isn't Enough: One Retailer's Story" InformationWeek 8/31
"This Is Why You Want Passwords On Your Phone And Computer" Forbes 8/31
"Up close with Sharp's stunning IGZO display technology: The new technology will enter production this year and easily surpasses Apple's retina displays" Computerworld 8/31
"Hands on with the Samsung Galaxy Note 2: The device's S Pen stylus is surprisingly useful, with an update from Samsung" Computerworld 8/31
"Data Scientists: Meet Big Data's Top Guns/These big data gurus remain in high demand. A hiring side expert talks about what data scientists bring to the table." InformationWeek 8/31
"From smart to genius: will design define future gadgets?" Reuters 8/31
"The Hottest Smartphone Company Isn't Apple" The Motley Fool 8/31
"The Ghosts Haunting Future Tablets/Hardware makers such as Dell and Hewlett-Packard stumbled with their first tablet attempts. But with a new Microsoft operating system created especially for touchscreens, the companies were ready to dust off their pants and get back on the tablet horse: that is, until Microsoft tripped them up through announcing its own hardware." The Motley Fool 8:43 AM
"IBM and Oracle present rival chips for 'big iron' servers: IBM described its Power7+ at Hot Chips this week, while Oracle gave the first look at its T5" Techworld 8:39 AM
"Oracle collaborates with rivals on CAMP cloud standard" IDG News Service 8:40 AM
"Critical vulnerability in Java 7 patch uncovered just hours after release" Techworld 8:41 AM
"Warning: Java still vulnerable after patch" gHacks 8:41 AM
"Office 2013 on Windows RT -- business as usual" ZDNet 8:38 AM
"Updated services agreement allows Microsoft to integrate content across cloud properties" The Verge 8:39 AM
"The not very tabletly Windows 8 tablets of IFA" Ars Technica 1:56 PM
"Windows 8 and the Cloud: SkyDrive" ThinkDigit 8:39 AM
"Where Are The Killer Apps For Windows 8 Metro?" TechCrunch 4:16 PM
"What Will Help Nokia + Windows In The Battle Against Apple and Android" Forbes 1:56 PM
"Microsoft logo through the years" MyBroadband 8:38 AM
"Dell, AMD Roll Out New Products For Windows Server 2012" eWeek 8:42 AM
"Cisco's Dave Evans Has The Coolest Job In The World" Business Insider 8:26 AM
"Quantum chip breakthrough to be unveiled" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 7:15 PM
"Ultrabooks are only 5 percent of laptop sales. High prices still to blame?" ZDNet 5:57 PM
"In The World Of Tech, Women Can Have It All" TechCrunch 11:06 AM
"Get Ready For 'Super WiFi' To Be A Big Thing In 2013" Business Insider 11:17 AM
"Tax-exempt funds sought for tech sector" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 7:15 PM
"HP, Dell and the paradox of the disrupted: Once synonymous with PCs, Hewlett Packard and Dell are now struggling to keep up with the software-driven shift to integrated, differentiated systems." GigaOM 9/1
"HP, Dell fallen on hard times as PC business falters amid shifting technology trends" Associated Press 9/1
"HP Releases Beta Version Of Open WebOS" redOrbit 9/1
"Microsoft spies Apple vulnerability: Microsoft and its partners find a hole in Apple's defenses." ["The Windows 8 touch screen is the first real change that has come to Windows laptops in a long time. ... And it's made more significant by the fact that Apple has rejected the idea of a hybrid device via Tim Cook's refrigerator-toaster analogy. Which gives Apple's less-nimble Silicon Valley neighbor, Hewlett-Packard, a rare leg up."] CNET News 9/1
"Windows 7 Passes XP to Become the World's Leading Operating System" NetMarketshare 9/1
"Finally! More people use Windows 7 than XP" BetaNews 9/1
"Windows 7 overtakes XP; Mac OS X steams ahead of Vista" ZDNet 9/1
"Sorry, Larry, the Cloud Revolution Is Here: Little startup Workday has made Oracle's chief take notice, even if he belittles its chances of success." Barron's 9/1
"In cloud computing, Intel aims to fill the automation gap" Daily News & Analysis 9/1
"Google: Large and Growing, But Still Not Evil" The Motley Fool 9/1
"Asia Markets: Asia stocks tilt lower, with yen hitting Japan/Asia's major stock markets started September on a downbeat note Monday, with shares generally lower as currency headwinds hit Tokyo and the expiration of dividends weighed on Sydney." MarketWatch 8:53 PM
"Analysts Debate: Is Google Still a Top Stock?" The Motley Fool 8:20 AM
"Facebook stock drops to all-time low: Social media giant struggles to show that it can make money from mobile ads." Ars Technica 8/31
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