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Saturday Highlights: Steve Jobs finally able to demolish his Woodside mansion; iPad pre-orders off to a rousing start, reports in our Hardware/Software, and Op/Ed sections; one blogger calculates sales rate may be 20,000 iPads/hour; Apple no longer has 'monopoly' on the letter 'i' preceding products as ruled by Australian trademarks tribunal; with quantity already in hand, Apple's App Store clean-up is about quality; Nokia hopes to win dismissal of Apple's antitrust claim, while the court hearing looks to occur in mid-2012; Safari update has security, performance improvements; not started your taxes yet? Macworld reviews online preparation services; AppleInsider on open source community being 'hopelessly confused' by Apple/HTC battle; Hearst media readying 'scores' of iPhone apps; John Martellaro responds to writer's presentation of ten problems facing Apple; InfoWorld contends 'only a fool' pre-orders an iPad; Dennis Sellers and Gene Steinberg respond to yesterday's provocative PC Magazine article suggesting iPad could kill the Mac; and one year ago today, Gartner was reporting iPhone sales grew a whopping 245%; hacker accused Apple of lagging in security; Woz hurt in 'Dancing With The Stars'.

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News
  • "Apple plugs 16 holes in Safari as Pwn2Own looms: Browser expected to fall first in hacking contest gets fixes for critical flaws" Computerworld 3/12
  • "061-7784: Apple listed a few improvements for their 11 March Safari 4.0.5 update but there's a bit more to it than the following - CanSecWest's Pwn2Own 2010 opens in Vancouver in less than a fortnight. Time to patch?" Rixstep 3/12
  • "Can Apple Safari avoid another Pwn2Own embarrassment?" ZDNet Blogs 3/12
  • "Safari update cages numerous security bugs" The Register 3/12
  • "Safari 4.0.5 Released, Promises Even More Performance and Stability Than Ever Before" Mac|Life 3/12
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General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Gadget-Loving Microsoft Employees Hide their iPhones" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 3/12
  • "Open source community 'hopelessly confused' by Apple-HTC suit" AppleInsider 3/12
  • "Surprise: iPhone app use heaviest at night and on weekends" Ars Technica 3/12
  • "Hearst Jumps Into the Apps Business: Media Giant Plans to Crank Out Scores of iPhone Applications, Hoping 99-Cent Sales Add Up" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 3/12
  • "Foursquare takes lead in where-am-I apps" CNN 3/12
  • "How to Make Money on iPhone Apps" Inc. 3/12
  • "Intelligence Slideshow: 40 Fast Facts on Apple" Baseline 3/12
  • "iPad now on the Apple.com Nav Bar" 9 to 5 Mac 3/12
  • "Apple.com adds iPad to menu; separates iPod and iTunes, buries Downloads" MacDailyNews 3/12
  • "Particle Debris (week ending 3/12) Thefts and Smackdowns" The Mac Observer 3/12
Non-Apple News
  • "Symbian^3 will do resistive multitouch, says Nokia" ZDNet UK 3/12
  • "Zeus botnet shaken by ISP cutoffs: The world's largest botnet Zeus has had its traffic disrupted by repeated disconnections of a Kazakhstani ISP, but a series of reconnections has revived its banking Trojan activity, according to security researchers." ZDNet UK 3/12
  • "Mozilla births first Thunderbird 3.1 beta" The Register 3/12
  • "Mozilla gives passive-aggressive missive to pre-Firefox 3.6 hold-outs" The Register 3/12
  • "Mozilla Jetpack ripped off our design, says MetaLab: Mozilla removes mock-ups of Jetpack editing tool from site" Computerworld 3/12
  • "Freescale to build cheap tablet running Android and Linux: i.MX51 prototype showed off at Mobile World Congress" PCWorld 3/12
  • "Fingerprinting Computer Chips: Verayo is harnessing unique manufacturing flaws to make RFID tags that are impossible to copy." Technology Review 3/12
  • "The InfoWorld news quiz: March 12, 2010" InfoWorld 3/12
  • "Can't find good software? Do it yourself: Option provides a company with the freedom to meets its needs even if it means making a significant investment upfront" The Globe and Mail [Free Registration Required] 3/12
  • "SXSW's location-tagging smackdown: Foursquare and Gowalla are squaring off for the title of top tagger at Austin's annual tech-fest." Fortune 3/12
  • "South by Southwest home to 'nerd' networking" CNN 3/12
  • "Google Buzz Getting More Inbox Management Features" eWeek 3/12
  • "Google tweaking Buzz to declutter Gmail in-box" CNET News 3/12
  • "Twitter Turns on Its Geolocation Feature and It's Opt-in" eWeek 3/12
  • "Plastic Logic Delays QUE ProReader Until Summer" Gearlog 3/12
Publications/Podcasts
  • "YML Interview with Greg Scown about TextExpander 3" Your Mac Life 3/12
  • "MobileTechRoundup show #200; Apple iPads are pre-ordered and MoTR goes live" ZDNet Blogs 3/12
  • "Mac Geek Gab Premium Podcast: MGG 249: Terminal, Backups, Quick Look and More!" The Mac Observer 3/12
Hardware/Software
  • "Apple starts taking iPad orders" The Hindu 8:08 AM
  • "Apple sells 50,000 iPads in two hours: Judging from the order numbers, pre-sales are coming in at the rate of 25,000 per hour" Fortune 3/12
  • "Apple is currently selling 20,000 iPads per hr – $10MM/hour"  phanfare 3/12
  • "Putting The iPad Pre-Order Numbers In Some Context" mocoNews 3/12
  • "The best way to see the web, email, and photos. Hands down." [Updated pages] Apple 3/12
  • "Apple Now Taking IPad Pre-Orders: Five Things To Consider/Apple is now taking pre-orders for the iPad, before forking over your money consider these five things" PCWorld 3/12
  • "Apple iPad Available For Pre-Order: The company is promising to deliver its 'magical' device in early April." InformationWeek 3/12
  • "Apple iPad pre-ordering now live." 9 to 5 Mac 3/12
  • "iPad pre-orders limited to two per person" iLounge 3/12
  • "Hoarding iPads? Here's how to order four" ZDNet Blogs 3/12
  • "Apple Store Down No More, iPad it Is" TheStreet 3/12
  • "iPad Will Read Books Aloud, Support Open EPUB Format" NewsFactor 3/12
  • "Apple adds screen orientation lock to iPad" The Loop 3/12
  • "Brits can get Apple iPad delivered early by April 6: Website guarantees to get Apple iPad to UK customers within three days of April 3 US launch." T3 3/12
  • "Multi-tasking On The iPhone At Last" Inc. 3/12
  • "Apple gives its Iphone basic functionality" The Inquirer 3/12
  • "The Patent Wars: Apple Reveals New High-End Multi-Touch Technology"  Patently Apple 3/12
  • "Apple's R&D Advances Audio UI and New Portable Media Dock" Patently Apple 3/12
  • "Wireless keyboard for the iPad available for $69" Edible Apple 3/12
  • "Consumer Reports Rates Apple Tops, Macs Cost Less to Manage, 6 Core Mac Pro Soon?, and More" Low End Mac 3/12
  • "Apple Tops in Laptop Support, Rise of Netbooks Charted, 1 TB Bus Powered Hard Drive, and More" Low End Mac 3/12
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "Apple MacBook Air Price & Deal Tracker -Up To $550 Off Original Price... Other Extras -Models, Prices And Information" MacReviewZone 9:28 AM
  • "13'' White MacBook Prices & Current Bundles" MacPrices 3/12
  • "15'' MacBook Pro Prices & Current Bundles" MacPrices 3/12
  • "17'' MacBook Pro Prices & Current Bundles" MacPrices 3/12
  • "Apple MacBook Price & Deals Tracker -Up To $150 Off Original Price... Other Extras -Best Prices, Reviews, And Information" MacReviewZone 3/12
  • "Apple iMac Price & Deals Tracker -21.5 Inch -Up To $200 Off Original Price... Other Extras -Best Prices, Reviews, And Information" MacReviewZone 3/12
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Reviews
  • "Vers 1.5R Clock Radio Dock, Smooth-Sounding Vixen In A Black Dress [Review] Cult of Mac 3/12
  • "Gadget Review: Tripod Camera For iPhone" Digital Arts 3/12
  • "Knomo Lincoln briefcase bag review: Knomo and Erick Morillo team for new Superstar DJ bag range" Macworld UK 3/12
iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "Shazam Encore Review: Paid version of music-identification app delivers mixed bag of features" Macworld 3/12
  • "The Hilton App makes it easier on travelers" Best App Site 3/12
  • "An iPhoneographer's six favorite apps" Macworld 3/12
  • "iPhone App Tracks Student's Grades for Parents" [Video Review] CBS News 3/12
  • "Free Dinosaur App from The American Museum of Natural History" Wired 3/12
  • "Fingers-On with Streetfighter IV for iPhone" Wired 3/12
  • "Are You Alright? Review" Macworld 3/12
How-To/Tutorial
  • "How to Sync Your Android Phone to a Mac or PC: There's no iTunes for Google Android phones, but we've found ways to sync your media, contacts and calendar to any Android device." PC Magazine 3/12
Tips
  • "Ask iLounge 3-12-10" iLounge 3/12
  • "Enhance readability of sites with very small text on the iPhone" Mac OS X Hints 3/12
  • "Reminder: The iPad Will Read DRM-Free Ebooks From Your Nook or Sony Reader" Gizmodo 3/12
  • "Ask Engadget: Best (useful) WiFi network detector?" Engadget 3/12

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Analysis/Commentary/Editorial/Opinion
  • "Apple to begin building advertising presence in New York City?" 9 to 5 Mac 8:54 AM
  • "iPad demand called 'overwhelming" iPad.Blorge 8:02 AM
  • "Judge rules for Jobs, Jackling shack to be torn down" Mac.Blorge 9:57 AM
  • "The iPad: A Pre-Order Preview" Mashable 3/12
  • "Why I Pre-Ordered an Apple iPad: Learn why one PCMag editor shelled out over $600 this morning for Apple's upcoming tablet and some extras, despite being underwhelmed by the announcement." PC Magazine 3/12
  • "iPhone Battery Replacement: DIY Or Not?" New York Times [Free Registration Required] 3/12
  • "Apple iPad on Sale ... Are You Buying?" FOXNews 3/12
  • "Which iPad To Buy? Get the 32GB iPad With Wi-Fi + 3G. Here's Why." Cult of Mac 3/12
  • "Eight Ways Apple Could Botch iPhone Multitasking" Minyanville 3/12
  • "3 Reasons I'm Not Pre-Ordering an iPad" BNET 3/12
  • "Sprint aims to make iPad mobile hotspot lemonade" FairerPlatform 3/12
  • "How will print content look on the iPad?" The Guardian 3/12
  • "New iPad Details Emerge as Pre-Ordering Commences" The Apple Blog 3/12
  • "3 Reasons Apple's iPad 3G Service is 'Magical and Revolutionary'"  jkOnTheRun 3/12
  • "Why the iPad Will be the E-books Battle Arena" PCWorld 3/12
  • "Rumor: Apple hit with 'overwhelming' iPad orders; Apr. 3 in-store pickup in jeopardy for new orders" MacDailyNews 3/12
  • "Apple Now Taking IPad Pre-Orders: Five Things To Consider" PCWorld 3/12
  • "Feature: I was an Apple Store virgin" Geek 3/12
  • "Why Apple is paranoid about Android" Techworld 3/12
  • "Confession: I pre-ordered my iPad and Breguet made me do it" CrunchGear 3/12
  • "Seven alternatives to the Apple iPad" CrunchGear 3/12
  • "Gallery: the iPad pre-order process (updated)" ZDNet Blogs 3/12
  • "Apple vs HTC: The Real Purpose of Apple" HTCPhones 3/12
  • "Will the iPad Bookshelves Be Sparsely Stocked?"  MacNewsWorld 3/12
  • "You Know You Want An iPad... But Should You Buy One Now?" Mac|Life 3/12
  • "Only a fool would pre-order an iPad: Apple is taking early orders starting today for its tablet, even though no one's really sure what they're buying"  InfoWorld 3/12
  • "The Apple iPad: Three Unanswered Questions" Xconomy 3/12
  • "Is the iPad the beginning of the end for the Mac? No" Macsimum News 3/12
  • "The wild Apple iPad ruckus begins: Once again, Steve Jobs has stirred his customers into a frenzy" Fortune 3/12
Non-Apple
  • "The Difference" Rixstep 8:08 AM
  • "More Reasons Why Chrome OS Will Be Your Extra Operating System" GigaOM 3/12
  • "TR Dojo: Detect and remove malware with these tools" ZDNet Blogs 3/12
  • "Many users find social sites 'inaccessible': Facebook and Twitter most intuitive, but many still struggle" V3 3/12
  • "SSD tools crack passwords 100 times faster" The Register 3/12
  • "Packing More into Lithium Batteries: Lithium sulfur promises a longer charge, and safer operation, compared to standard lithium batteries." Technology Review 3/12
  • "Seven Firefox Plug-ins That Improve Online Privacy" CSO 3/12
  • "Better Business Bureau: Tech complaints on the rise/According to BBB report, computer dealers received 18 percent more complaints last year, but cell phone industry tops the list" InfoWorld 3/12
  • "The ugly truth: Security vendors can't solve many threats/Latest example: Tests find that most antivirus apps are still not blocking Aurora exploit" IDG News Service 3/12
  • "Why Social Media Policies Don't Work" GigaOM 3/12
  • "The Oxygen Of Bandwidth: How the developing world is benefiting from technology." Forbes 3/12
  • "Google's privacy challenge" CNNMoney 3/12
  • "Google, Extreme Arrogance and Gaming" TG Daily 3/12
  • "Motherboard components reportedly in shortage" DigiTimes 3/12
  • "Why no one cares about privacy anymore" CNET News 3/12
  • "Sorry, HTML5 Crowd, Flash Ain't Dead Yet" NewTeeVee 3/12
  • "Growing Online Game Market Tests the Web" TheStreet 3/12
  • "Why I Prefer External Chargers" New York Times [Free Registration Required] 3/12
Humor/Cartoons
  • "Doritos parodies the iPad with Spice 2.0 [Video] Edible Apple 8:45 AM
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "The $20,000 iPad has diamonds all over it. That's one way to tell everyone you're a jerk." CrunchGear 3/12
  • "Apple iPad: accessorize your iPad with the modulR system" ZDNet Blogs 3/12
  • "iPhone App Funder, appbackr, Selected by Community Vote as Top Finalist in PayPalX Competition" Business Wire 3/12
  • "99¢ Only Stores® Will Sell 9 Apple iPod Nanos for Only 99.99 Cents Each to Celebrate the Grand Opening of Its Second 99¢ Only Stores® in Moreno Valley, California, on Thursday, March 18" Business Wire 3/12
  • "Watch 'Welcome to MacIntosh' Documentary For Free Online" Cult of Mac 3/12
  • "U-Board - USB Multiboard for your iMac" Applelinks 3/12
  • "Solar Power Up Your iPhone" New York Times [Free Registration Required] 3/12
  • "Short Order Cook 2.0 announced for iPhone and iPod touch" prMac 3/12
  • "StarHunt Announced for iPhone/iPod touch - Unique Graphic Adventure Game" prMac 3/12
  • "iBrr Bluetooth Receiver & Remote for iPhone - New P2P Remote" prMac 3/12
  • "New Walt Disney World Dining Notescast App for iPod Classic Released" prMac 3/12
  • "DJ Anywhere with Cue.Play.DJ. - World Class Digital DJing for the iPhone" prMac 3/12
  • "BabelMenu 1.0 released - Eating Abroad is not a mystery anymore" prMac 3/12
  • "Have fun learning the Bible in a game show setting with Biblicious" prMac 3/12
  • "New iPhone Development Blog with Tips and Free Source Code for Newbies" prMac 3/12
  • "Spartacus: Blood and Sand App Gets Set Free" iPhoneSavior 3/12
Computer Industry
  • "IE 9, Windows Phone in the Mix: This year's Mix trade show won't be the first time that people hear about Internet Explorer 9 or Windows Phone 7 Series, but it is the event where developers will get enough information to start creating products targeting the new browser and mobile operating system." CNET News 3/12
  • "Microsoft Windows Phone 7 will feature WVGA, HVGA resolutions" ZDNet Blogs 3/12
  • "Global CIO: Why IBM CEO Palmisano Earned His $24.3 Million/Layoffs, though unfortunate, helped IBM outperform most of the global marketplace as it prepares for continued growth." InformationWeek 3/12
  • "IBM stops disclosing U.S. headcount data: Despite U.S. layoffs last year, IBM global headcount grows slightly" Computerworld 3/12
  • "Intel, AMD Set to Escalate Server Chip Fight: Intel Corp. and Advanced Micro Devices Inc. are overhauling their lines of chips for server systems at a rare time—just as corporate customers' appetite for new technology finally seems to be improving." WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 3/12
  • "Enhancing tech inside Intel's photonics lab" CNET News 3/12
  • "AMD to pitch Fusion chip at netbooks, ultrathins: 'Bobcat'-based CPUs out in 2011" Register Hardware 3/12
  • "Cisco CEO Chambers: 'I did not want to compete against IBM and HP'" Network World 3/12
  • "Cisco's John Chambers answers his critics: What premium pricing?" Network World 3/12
  • "Cisco CEO says public and private clouds are what networking is all about" Network World 3/12
  • "Cisco Plans Containerized Data Centers: The company sees an opportunity in modular, shipping container-based data centers in military, SaaS, and other markets." InformationWeek 3/12
  • "ICANN boss slammed for DNS security warning: DNS could fail at any time, says Rod Beckstrom" Computerworld Kenya 3/12
  • "Test Your Broadband Speed, Report Dead Zones with FCC Tool" AppScout 3/12
  • "FCC releases Internet speed test tool: FCC is also collecting information about where broadband is not available" Reuters 3/12
  • "Storage Demand, Revenue On The Rise: Spiking sales of PCs, external drives, and optical drives signal increasing revenue for the storage sector." InformationWeek 3/12
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Apple News
  • "Apple: Select Tech Higher?" [Video Report] CNBC 3/12
  • "They Just Don't Get Apple! Marek Fuchs, TheStreet's media critic, pouts at coverage of the iPad release." [Video Report] TheStreet 3/12
Industry News
  • "Tech Stocks: Tech stocks claim some late gains in mixed session/Tech stocks managed to put in a quietly upbeat performance Friday, but enthusiasm was tempered throughout the day due to mixed broad-market feelings about some new data on consumer sentiment." MarketWatch 3/12
  • "US Stocks Wobble On Mixed Consumer Data" MarketWatch 3/12
  • "US Stocks Open Higher After Retail Sales Jump in February" MarketWatch 3/12
  • "Stocks hover at 18-month highs: Stocks ended little changed Friday, as investors welcomed a report that showed a surprise rise in retail sales, but showed caution as the Dow, Nasdaq and S&P 500 lingered below 18-month highs." CNNMoney 3/12
  • "Mixed Messages Muddles Markets: A six-day win streak for the Nasdaq Composite came to an anticlimactic conclusion on Friday as conflicting indicators on the health of the U.S. consumer and sustainability of the economic recovery left the markets at yet another standstill." FOXBusiness 3/12
  • "Stocks Dawdle, but Rise on Week" TheStreet 3/12
  • "Stocks set for gains: U.S. stocks were poised to extend gains Friday after a government report showed surprising strength in retail sales for February." CNNMoney 3/12
  • "Asia Markets: China consumer stocks may be spared tightening pain" MarketWatch 3/12
  • "Europe Markets: Europe ends choppy week with gains/Yara says won't up Terra takeover bid; union deal for SAS but not for British Air" MarketWatch 3/12

 
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