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Friday Highlights: Tim Cook held company-wide Town Hall meeting this week in which the CEO discussed iPhone sales, expansion plans, apps on Android, and more; Dan Moren praises the "staying power" of the Mac as Apple's "sturdy workhorse"; Apple's data center in Ireland is being held up due to environmental issues, namely "bats and badgers"; iPhone remains atop the US market, but Android closing in; and a stat says almost 40% of iPhone users are still using 4" models; Apple opens doors for broken iPhone trade-ins—more in our General Interest section; apparently some iPhone users are seeing "Error 53" on their device, which can brick the phone; from the James Bond files comes a new Apple Watch app that can remotely summon your Tesla; Forbes comparison review of iPad Pro vs 12" MacBook.

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  • "Apple Inc. Seeks Mistrial After $625M Jury Verdict"  Texas Lawyer [Subscription Required for Full Article] 6:07 PM
  • "Apple, Inc has filed for mistrial in $625M VirnetX lawsuit" AppleInsider 6:07 PM
  • "Apple files for a mistrial in $625 million iMessage and FaceTime patent suit" The Verge 6:37 PM
  • "Apple asks Supreme Court to reject Samsung's 'unexceptional' appeal" Cult of Android 12:04 PM
  • "Apple to Supreme Court: You can Skip Samsung's Patent Appeal" The Mac Observer 12:35 PM
  • "Tim Cook Talks iPhone Sales At Apple Town Hall: During a town hall-style meeting with employees at Apple's Cupertino headquarters, CEO Tim Cook talks about the company's future plans. Cook also spoke about revitalizing the iPad, Apple's future headquarters, and how the company plans to expand in the entertainments market."  InformationWeek 11:10 AM
  • "Here's What Tim Cook Said About Apple Watch Holiday Sales"  Fortune 8:07 AM
  • "Tim Cook talks iPhone growth and teases 'far off' products during company meeting" BGR 8:47 AM
  • "A Mac for all seasons: Why the Mac has so much staying power/It's always iPhone this and iPad that, but as the sturdy workhorse of Apple's lineup, the Mac deserves some praise."  Macworld 6:54 AM
  • "Opinion: Apple should lead iOS feature adoption, encourage major players to follow"  9to5Mac 12:57 PM
  • "Bats and badgers hold up Apple's Irish data centre plans: Mac vendor wants to build over a field of Athenry" The Register 7:41 AM
  • "Apple Loses To VirnetX In Patent Case" Investopedia 7:57 AM
  • "Fake Flash Player Update Infects Macs with Scareware" Intego 6:08 PM
  • "Apple adds server API to CloudKit for developers, unlocking potential for new iCloud-backed apps" 9to5Mac 1:20 PM
  • "Apple's CloudKit update makes it a fantastic Parse replacement for developers" The Next Web 2:38 PM
  • "Who would code a self-destruct feature into their own web browser? Oh, hello, Apple" The Register 7:42 AM
  • "Infographics 2.4 review: Robust graphics collection for Keynote" Macworld 8:12 AM
  • "How to back up your contacts on your iPhone and Mac" Macworld 6:08 PM
  • "Ask the iTunes Guy: Apple Music library, new releases, audiobooks, and more" Macworld 7:45 AM
  • "Browserism review: quickly switch between browsers on Mac" iDownload Blog 7:02 AM
  • "How to Convert Mac-Specific Files To Work on Windows 10" LAPTOP Magazine 1:20 PM
  • "How To: View Timestamps in Messages for iOS and OS X" MacTrast 6:07 PM
  • "How To Turn Down The Noise In Low Light Photos With This Mac App" Mac360 7:56 AM
  • "A Few Words On The Expense Of Backing Up And Cloning Your Mac" BohemianBoomer 7:55 AM
  • "What Is It With All These Mac Minimalist Writer's Tools?" TeraTalks 7:42 AM
Press Releases
  • "Hammerspoon Is Powerful, Free Automation Tool for OS X" Lifehacker 3:46 PM
  • "Final Cut Pro updated with 4k export to Apple devices, multiple YouTube accounts & more" 9to5Mac 7:00 AM
  • "Green Screen Pro: Amazing Motion Effects Collection now in Mac App Store" prMac 6:53 AM
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Tim Cook talks iPhone, Apple Watch, focusing on India and more at employee Town Hall" iMore 7:11 AM
  • "Apple's iPhone: Still top in US but Android tightens its grip/Apple's iPhone remains the mostly widely-used smartphone in the US, where mobile market penetration now nudges 80 percent." ZDNet 7:10 AM
  • "Apple sold two-thirds of all smartwatches in 2015" Cult of Android 12:04 PM
  • "Apple's US Smartphone Subscribers Slide Further in December" 24/7 Wall St. 6:39 AM
  • "Canalys: Apple likely to have shipped 12 million Apple Watches in 2015" MacNN 12:03 PM
  • "Nearly 40% of iPhone owners are still using 4-inch devices and smaller" BGR 7:58 AM
  • "Apple Watch Took Two-Thirds Of Smart Watch Market In 2015, Says Analyst" TechCrunch 9:04 AM
  • "Apple Pay hits 1,000 US card issuers ahead of planned retail expansions" AppleInsider 9:04 AM
  • "Apple, Amazon and Google want to stream NFL games" ZDNet 7:48 AM
  • "Why US tech giants are buying British AI start-ups" CNBC 8:09 AM
  • "Apple has started selling the View-Master virtual reality headset" Business Insider 11:02 AM
  • "How to film gorgeous slo-mo: twirl an iPhone around your head on a string" The Verge 10:52 AM
  • "This action-packed ski video was shot entirely on an iPhone ... and it's incredible" 9to5Mac 12:57 PM
  • "Our 28 favorite Apple commercials" Macworld 6:53 AM
Non-Apple News
  • "What the US Mobile Fiasco Says About Google Fi" PC Magazine 8:24 PM
  • "Twitter may launch its new Facebook-like timeline next week, report says" Mashable 8:57 PM
  • "Twitter's Facebook-style timeline could arrive next week" Engadget 8:52 PM
  • "Twitter Steps Up Efforts to Thwart Terrorists' Tweets" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 8:24 PM
  • "Twitter To Introduce Algorithmic Timeline As Soon As Next Week" BuzzFeed 8:07 PM
  • "Verizon's mobile video won't count against data caps—but Netflix does" Ars Technica 6:08 PM
  • "Verizon's Go90 Doesn't Count Against Your Data, but That's Not Good News" Lifehacker 3:46 PM
  • "Verizon just blatantly betrayed net neutrality by excluding its video app from data caps" The Verge 3:28 PM
  • "Samsung display on truck's rear lets vehicles behind see road ahead" Computerworld 2:08 PM
  • "FCC documents reveal Alphabet is testing wireless charging for its self-driving cars" Electrek 12:40 PM
  • "VAIO to Start Selling Smartphones in Japan" AnandTech 8:31 AM
  • "PayPal blocks VPN, SmartDNS provider's payments over copyright concerns" Ars Technica 8:31 AM
  • "Poor quality USB Type-C cables can fry your gadgets" ZDNet 8:03 AM
  • "Who wants a quad-core 4.2GHz, 64GB, 5TB SSD RAID 10 ... laptop?" The Register 7:55 AM
  • "The TouchArcade Show - 243 - A Trip to Blizzard" Touch Arcade 8:52 PM
  • "The 404 Show 1648: Uber's awful logo, Error 53, how to survive the Super Bowl, 'Hail, Caesar!' review (podcast)" CNET 3:45 PM
  • "TMO Daily Observations 2016-02-05: Streaming the Super Bowl, Time Machine's Failure" The Mac Observer 12:35 PM
  • "Apple's rumored March event: catch our hardware expectations on The CultCast" Cult of Mac 9:04 AM
  • "AppleInsider podcast talks March event expectations, '3D Touch ID,' VirnetX, more" AppleInsider 7:55 AM
  • "Final Cut Pro Radio Show #6 featuring Mike Matzdorff." FCPRadio 6:39 AM
  • "Apple confirms iPhone-killing 'Error 53,' says it's about security: The iPhone's most mysterious and dangerous bug is tied to Touch ID tampering and unauthorized repairs, at least according to Apple." Macworld 12:04 PM
  • "'Error 53' fury mounts as Apple software update threatens to kill your iPhone 6" The Guardian 8:47 AM
  • "iPhones 'disabled' if Apple detects third-party repairs" BBC 12:58 PM
  • "iPhone 6 Killing 'Error 53' Highlights Big iOS 9 Problem" Forbes 8:47 AM
  • "Outcry over iPhone 'Error 53' and bad USB Type-C cables: Be careful when replacing parts. Poorly made cables can fry a laptop, and iPhones will stop working if the Touch ID button is repaired outside of Apple. It's a lesson some are learning the hard way." CNET 4:03 PM
  • "Apple acknowledges that third-party home button repairs to iPhone 6 can brick the device" 9to5Mac 8:47 AM
  • "Mysterious 'Error 53' is bricking iPhones, rendering them useless" Mashable 6:51 PM
  • "iPhone 5se May Come in Silver, Space Gray, and Bright Pink" MacRumors 6:20 PM
  • "Broken iPhone? Apple will now offer you trade-in credit" ZDNet 7:49 AM
  • "Apple might soon let you trade in your beaten-up iPhone" The Inquirer 7:13 AM
  • "Apple begins offering trade-in credit for damaged iPhones" Los Angeles Times [Paid Membership Required] 12:40 PM
  • "Apple now accepts damaged iPhones for trade-in" CNET 10:50 AM
  • "Do You Have A Broken iPhone? Apple Will Let You Trade It In For Credit" Forbes 12:06 PM
  • "Broken iPhone screen? Apple has new upgrade and protection plans for them" BGR 7:02 AM
  • "iOS flaw lets hackers thwart lock screen passcode on iPhones and iPads" The Inquirer 10:51 AM
  • "See a guy summon his Tesla with an Apple Watch" Mashable 7:55 AM
  • "Sharp to finalize Foxconn or INCJ bailout within 1 month" DigiTimes 7:55 AM
  • "Apple Possibly Working With Energous on Extended Range Wireless Charging for Future iPhones" MacRumors 3:19 PM
  • "Apple Files Liquid Metal Patent for new Material that is Tough, Corrosion Resistant & Ductile" Patently Apple 7:45 AM
  • "Apple Patent Reveals Water Resistant Improvements Coming to Future iDevices" Patently Apple 10:49 AM
  • "Patent Report: gaze-based gestures, beefed up Touch ID buttons, more" Apple World Today 7:56 AM
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "Today's Top iPhone, iPad, Watch, TV, Mac App Freebies And Price Drops" App Sliced 10:19 AM
  • "VLC Remote For iPhone/iPad/Watch Is Free For The First Time (Normally $4.99)" App Sliced 10:19 AM
  • "Red Onion -Anonymous Tor Browsing And Darknet For iPhone/iPad Is Free For The First Time (Normally $0.99)" App Sliced 10:19 AM
  • "15" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 6:55 AM
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 6:55 AM
  • "MacBook Air Prices & Sales" MacPrices 6:55 AM

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  • "Gaming with Windows 10 on Mac Pros" Bare Feats 12:35 PM
  • "iPad Pro Vs. 12-inch MacBook Mini-Review: iOS Or OS X For The Road?" Forbes 6:58 AM
  • "Review: Gumdrop Cases DropTech Case for iPad Pro" iLounge 3:33 PM
  • "Add iOS storage without the Apple storage tax/I don't often begrudge Apple its 40 percent gross margins - but their extortionate storage pricing is too much. They charge up to $2/GB when SSDs are $0.25/GB. But now there's a workaround for iOS: the PhotoFlash CR8800." ZDNet 7:48 AM
  • "Hands On: Logitech K400 Plus" MacNN 12:40 PM
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "A Color Story: Useful iOS Image Editing App with In-app Filter Purchases" eXtensions 7:58 AM
  • "Hands On: Spark 1.5.0 (iOS)" MacNN 6:08 PM
  • "Hands On: Hell is a Mountain Flower 1.0 (iOS)" MacNN 12:03 PM
  • "You don't need mad skills to make mad music with PlayGround" AppAdvice 7:01 AM
  • "Cartoon Network packs a punch with OK K.O.! Lakewood Plaza Turbo" AppAdvice 7:01 AM
  • "Pull My Tongue - Is The Game Too Much Of A Chameleon?" Apple'n'Apps 8:25 PM
  • "Tsuro - A Defining Digital Board Game For iOS" Apple'n'Apps 8:25 PM
  • "Bizarre App of the Week: Hair Plucker" AppAdvice 10:51 AM
  • "'Puzzle Strike' Review - A Great Game With a Few Missed Opportunities" Touch Arcade 3:51 PM
  • "'Circa Infinity' Review - Like a Record, Baby" Touch Arcade 12:02 PM
  • "How to Read a Message Without Sending Read Receipt on iPhone with 3D Touch" OS X Daily 2:09 PM
  • "Want to Watch the Super Bowl on Your iPad for Free? There's an App for That" The Mac Observer 10:19 AM
  • "How to watch Super Bowl 50 online for free on your MacBook, iPad or Apple TV" 9to5Mac 7:01 AM
  • "Here's how to bypass the iOS lock screen passcode" BetaNews 6:53 AM
  • "Need some juice? Here's how to charge your iPhone almost twice as fast" BGR 6:20 PM
  • "Pointers: Sign PDFs with Apple Pencil" MacNN 7:47 AM
  • "This tweak displays Siri suggestions in all iOS Spotlight interfaces" iDownload Blog 7:02 AM
  • "Is Apple iPad Pro too big? [second in a series] BetaNews 7:50 PM
  • "What To Do When Your Apple Watch Tells You NOT to Eat the Candy Bar" The Mac Observer 3:58 PM
  • "Apple: 'Error 53' is not a bug, it's a feature" ZDNet 6:08 PM
  • "Here's the real story behind that mysterious 'Error 53' message on your iPhone" Tech Insider 3:33 PM
  • "'Error 53' iPhone glitch sounds like it came from Area 51" Apple World Today 3:27 PM
  • "Why would anyone game on an Apple TV?" Cult of Mac 2:23 PM
  • "Alphabet Over Apple? Valuations and Trajectories." Re/code 1:20 PM
  • "One of the best accounts of what it was like to work with Steve Jobs" BGR 12:04 PM
  • "Apple Watch as gateway drug" Six Colors 12:03 PM
  • "The Apple Watch got me hooked on mechanical watches" Marco Arment 12:03 PM
  • "Happiness is a podcasting family" iMore 10:51 AM
  • "My Fear For Apple's Self-Driving Car" Mac360 8:26 AM
  • "6 Apple services Tim Cook could bring to Android" Computerworld 8:13 AM
  • "Security And Privacy: The Problem Is Not Government Or Hackers. It's Advertising" NoodleMac 8:12 AM
  • "Apple Pay And The Usability Syndrome" Mac360 7:58 AM
  • "iOS: That Stupid [Bleep] Siri and Its [Bleep] Nicknames" The Mac Observer 7:58 AM
  • "First Click: What's the perfect iPhone size?" The Verge 7:09 AM
  • "The Shadow in the Cloud: The emergence of the connected you" ReadWrite 8:57 PM
  • "Unhackable brain scans may some day replace passwords" BGR 8:01 PM
  • "Don't Sleep On New Data Privacy Regulations" TechCrunch 3:33 PM
  • "Google's New Interactive E-Books Would Be Impossible to Print" Wired 2:08 PM
  • "Why the death of the Firefox phone matters" CNET 12:57 PM
  • "Why Your Car Needs 'Nanny Tech' Riding Shotgun" PC Magazine 8:03 AM
  • "I, Cringely Amazon bookstores: It's the drones, stupid" I, Cringely 7:11 AM
  • "What is LTE-U and Should You Care?" Tech.pinions 7:08 AM
  • "Unpacked: The Silent Smartphone" Tech.pinions [Insider Content] 7:08 AM
  • "'Too Embarrassed to Ask': Can Wearable Tech Save Your Life?" Re/code 7:03 AM
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "LifeProof NüüD arrives for the iPhone 6s and 6s Plus" Coolest Gadgets 6:45 PM
  • "Google confirms Hangouts will now use peer-to-peer connections to improve call quality and speed" VentureBeat 3:19 PM
  • "Watch Super Bowl 50 Live On Your iPad For Free With CBS Sports App 8.7.4" MacPrices 2:07 PM
  • "iTunes Movie Trailers app gets iPad Pro display support, but no iOS 9 enhancements" 9to5Mac 10:33 AM
  • "Don't forget anything with Remember the Milk's overhauled app" The Next Web 9:02 AM
  • "Fox, FX, Nat Geo Added To Apple TV Universal Search" Digital Trends 7:55 AM
  • "iPlayer now lets you search shows from your iOS home screen" Engadget 7:15 AM
  • "Instagram testing multiple account support on iOS" Digital Trends 7:01 AM
  • "Space Math Hero 1.0 released for iOS/Android - Be the Brainy Hero" prMac 6:53 AM
  • "Mitchlehan Media LLC Releases AR Flashcards Space Free for iOS" prMac 6:53 AM
  • "Full Fat releases a blocky football arcade running game for iOS" prMac 6:53 AM
  • "Every vote counts in Vote Clicker for iOS" prMac 6:53 AM
Computer Industry
  • "Why Microsoft Corporation Open-Sourced Its Artificial-Intelligence 'Brain'" The Motley Fool 6:58 AM
  • "Microsoft is carrying out a massive social experiment in China — and almost no one knows about it" Business Insider 8:01 AM
  • "Microsoft Reveals Real Cost Of 'Free' Windows 10" Forbes 6:37 PM
  • "Microsoft: Windows 10, Edge so secure they don't need our EMET anti zero-day shield" ZDNet 7:48 AM
  • "Windows 10: Enterprise State Roaming will help you take your settings with you" ZDNet 7:49 AM
  • "IBM Is Finally Embracing the Cloud—It Has No Other Choice" Wired 8:12 AM
  • "IBM Aims To Make Enterprises Agile With Cloud Data Services" InformationWeek 2:35 PM
  • "IBM chases cloud growth with expanded data services and developer tools" V3 7:02 AM
  • "IBM Watson, Heart Association Take On Cardio Health" InformationWeek 8:03 AM
  • "IBM Global Tech Services staff at risk of redundo in Blighty" The Register 7:44 AM
  • "Oregon says it can't tell if IBM met job requirements for state subsidy" The Oregonian 8:17 AM
  • "Dell's cloud BIOS security checks your PC is malware free as it boots" ZDNet 7:48 AM
  • "Dell BIOS verification extends security focus" InfoWorld 8:11 AM
  • "Dell's new BIOS security tool makes its laptops harder to hack" TechRadar UK 8:11 AM
  • "Dell plans BIOS level security" Fudzilla 8:11 AM
  • "Intel says chips to become slower but more energy efficient" The Stack 8:17 AM
  • "Intel ready to sacrifice power for energy efficiency" TechEye 8:17 AM
  • "Intel looks to tunnelling transistors and spintronics" Fudzilla 8:17 AM
  • "AMD And The Forgotten Benefits Of The Desktop PC" TG Daily 12:57 PM
  • "Why the Recent Run-up in Advanced Micro Devices Is a 'False Dawn'" TheStreet 7:57 AM
  • "Who Controls the User Experience? AMD's Carrizo Thoroughly Tested" AnandTech 7:46 AM
  • "Oracle now fully compliant with UK tax laws*" The Register 7:44 AM
  • "Oracle Stock Slides, Morgan Stanley Questions Cloud Profitability" TheStreet 3:31 PM
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "Apple Inc. shares reach ex-dividend as it gears up to distribute $2.9 billion to shareholders"  AppleInsider 8:43 PM
  • "Apple is 'biggest destroyer of wealth this year'" Cult of Mac 6:55 PM
  • "Welcome back: Apple is the world's most valuable company (again)" Apple World Today 8:47 AM
Industry News
  • "Nasdaq slammed as rout in tech drives stocks to largest weekly drop in a month: Nasdaq, S&P 500 post largest weekly drops in four" MarketWatch 3:58 PM
  • "Buckle Up: Stocks Crumple in Another Marketwide Selloff" TheStreet 3:57 PM
  • "Nasdaq hits 15-month low in Friday freefall" USA Today 3:57 PM
  • "Jobs, Gloomy Data Highlight the Week on Wall Street" FOXBusiness 3:55 PM
  • "Tech Sector Leads Sharp Selloff: U.S. jobs report adds to jitters over economic growth" [Paid Membership Required] 3:54 PM
  • "Asian stocks mixed in run-up to Lunar New Year holiday: Traders take positions ahead of U.S. jobs report" MarketWatch 8:32 AM
  • "European stocks becalmed as investors await U.S. jobs report: Euro sticking around $1.12" MarketWatch 8:32 AM

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