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Tuesday Highlights: Andrew Beattie at Investopedia reveals why Apple has had a great string of success; Reuters pings the market reaction to Apple's earnings and finds an easing of doubt about future growth; analyst Gene Munster is of the opinion Apple needs to up the amount of acquisitions given on-hand cash; China overtakes the US in iPhone sales, putting a shine on Apple's Q2 earnings, "likely to become Apple's largest smartphone market by next year"—reports on Apple's earnings throughout today's page; meanwhile, Apple seeds OS X 10.10.4 beta; IT.Enquirer reviews the new QuarkXPress 2015; Macworld's Joe Kissell explains his preference for using CrashPlan for online backups of his Mac; Rex Crum says "Apple's retail strategy is sill paying off in a big way"; Best Buy relents, will offer Apple Pay in-store this fall, with the app offering the service right now; cute story out of Louisiana where a fireman used his iPhone's duck quack ringtone to rescue six baby ducks from a storm drain; CEO of Foxconn says he lobbied TSMC Apple A9 orders; if you have heavy tattooing on your wrist, your Apple watch may have trouble reading health data; Cult of Mac posts a video of a different kind of Apple Watch unboxing; Cult of Mac, PC Magazine, MacNN review the Apple Watch, while Michael DeAgonia goes hands on with the diminutive 12" MacBook; MacStories reviews Adobe's Slate app for iPad; and we've got a slew of Apple Watch how-to articles in the Reviews section, as well; ZDNet's David Gewirtz sees wrist taps with Apple Watch as "game changer" for sales meetings, debates, negotiations, and more.

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  • "The Story Behind Apple's Success" ["There is a fairly good chance that you are reading this article either on an Apple device or with one near you. The reason behind that - and behind Apple's success - is that the device is beautiful to look at and a pleasure to use. That's why the company has such a powerful brand and lofty stock valuation."]  Investopedia 12:40 PM
  • "Apple's blockbuster quarter eases doubts about growth"  Reuters 12:39 PM
  • "Can Apple grow market share? Gene Munster, Piper Jaffray analyst, digs deep into Apple' quarterly results, and explains why Apple needs to do more acquisitions."  CNBC Videos 8:08 AM
  • "China, iPhone 6 lead another record Apple quarter"  IDG News Service 8:05 AM
  • "Mac sales climb 10%, revenue again thumps iPad" Computerworld 8:12 AM
  • "Mac sales show that the PC is far from dead" Relaxnews 8:18 AM
  • "Apple CEO Tim Cook on why he's still optimistic about the iPad despite significant decline in sales"  9to5Mac 8:03 AM
  • "Apple sells 61 million iPhones to post $13bn profits" V3 8:18 AM
  • "Apple Zooms In China; Lenovo, Huawei Aim High/Bottom line: China is likely to become Apple's largest smartphone market by next year, while Huawei's smartphones could make significant gains in the next 2 years en route to becoming one of the world's top 2 brands." Seeking Alpha 12:04 PM
  • "China finally overtakes U.S. in iPhone sales, Chinese revenue up 71%" 9to5Mac 8:03 AM
  • "China Helps Give Apple Its Shine" Forbes 8:28 AM
  • "Chinese market becomes increasingly core to Apple" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 8:12 AM
  • "23 essential facts from Apple's Q2 fiscal call"  Computerworld 8:36 AM
  • "OS X 10.10.4 14E11f, iOS 8.4 12H4086d Seeded to Devs" FairerPlatform 7:50 AM
  • "Yosemite discussion includes user interface issues (and Apple's new 'mystery meat navigation' design); Apple preventing deletion of its own apps; and troubleshooting tips for graphics glitches and hard crashes ('kernel panics')." MacInTouch 8:31 AM
  • "Application discussions continue on Adobe obfuscating non-subscription software options and updates; Quicken issues and alternatives; Apple's new Photos app and iCloud/sync problems; Apple Messages deletion issue; old vs. new Mac Pros vs. iMac; lead solder, hardware reliability and health issues; and Apple user interface issues." MacInTouch 8:32 AM
  • "About the screens you see when your Mac starts up" Apple Support 12:24 PM
  • "QuarkXPress 2015 tackles footnotes, 1000+ row tables and ePUB Fixed Layout output" IT.Enquirer 7:53 AM
  • "Why I prefer CrashPlan for online backups" Macworld 8:07 AM
  • "Pro Video Formats 2.01" Amsys 7:53 AM
  • "How to require a password for shared printers in OS X" MacIssues 11:05 AM
  • "How to clean up your Mac's Bluetooth menu" iMore 8:23 AM
  • "Mac tips: Preview links in Safari with a three-finger tap" AppleInsider 9:31 AM
  • "A New Way To Manage Mac Application Windows And Hide Clutter" Mac 360 7:50 AM
  • "This App Is Like A TARDIS For Macs" Mac 360 7:50 AM
  • "Remembering Front Row, the Apple TV precursor on your Mac" Macworld 8:07 AM
  • "On Mac And iPhone Apps: When Small Is Beautiful, Less Is More, And Free Is Good" PixoBebo 7:52 AM
  • "A Few Words On Image Optimization" McSolo 7:50 AM
Press Releases
  • "QuarkXPress 11 Ships, Still No Subscription Pricing" FairerPlatform 10:59 AM
  • "April Final Cut Pro X plugin roundup" 9:50 AM
  • "Noteboom Tutorials Introduces Tutor for Photos for OS X" prMac 8:02 AM
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Apple's Retail Strategy Is Still Paying Off in a Big Way" TheStreet 8:45 AM
  • "Tim Cook gives international Apple Watch buyers the bad news they didn't want to hear" BGR 8:05 AM
  • "Apple's e-book antitrust monitor is charging for reading the paper" Cult of Mac 8:18 AM
  • "Apple Pay Coming to Best Buy: Pay with Apple Pay in the Best Buy app now and in stores later this year." PC Magazine 8:36 AM
  • "Apple fitness lead Jay Blahnik hosts Apple Watch interview with Christy Turlington Burns" 9to5Mac 12:04 PM
  • "Apple says it will reject Apple Watch apps that just tell the time" 9to5Mac 12:25 PM
  • "iPhone Quacks the Case: Duck Ringtone Rescues Louisiana Ducklings" NBC News 8:03 AM
  • "TMO Daily Observations 2015-04-28: AAPL Q2 2015 Earnings Report Wrap Up" The Mac Observer 12:36 PM
  • "Let's Talk iOS 079: The Apple Watch episode" iDownload Blog 8:23 AM
  • "#34: The 1.0 Experience/This week, Myke and I recount their first weekends with the Apple Watch, answer your Apple Watch questions, talk about my trip to the Yosemite by CocoaConf conference, and do a little follow-up about Photos for Mac and iCloud Photo Library." Six Colors 8:19 AM
  • "Foxconn CEO Admits To Lobbying For TSMC Apple A9 Orders" G for Games 8:21 AM
  • "Over 60 million iPhone 6s to be shipped in 2Q15, say Taiwan makers" DigiTimes 8:05 AM
  • "Apple Watch wrist detection failing with some tattoos, users complain" AppleInsider 9:50 AM
  • "Apple Watch sapphire rivals those of classic sapphire watches (Video)" 9to5Mac 8:03 AM
  • "Apple Watch's Sapphire Crystal Display Evaluated With Diamond Tester" MacRumors 10:03 AM
  • "Sick of Apple Watch unboxing videos? This one's different. Trust us." Cult of Mac 8:32 AM
Granted Apple Patents
  • "Apple Granted 40 Patents Today Covering 3D Mapping, an Apple Watch Band Design and More" Patently Apple 8:20 AM
  • "Apple wins patent on Kinect-like depth mapping technology for 3D gesture interfaces" AppleInsider 12:04 PM
  • "Apple Patents Using iPhones And iPads As Input Devices For Creative Desktop Apps" TechCrunch 9:30 AM
  • "Apple files patent for an untethered wireless audio system" Apple Daily Report 7:52 AM
  • "Future Mac laptops could offer more storage, more durability" Apple Daily Report 8:24 AM
  • "MacBook Pro: Bottom case foot replacement DIY instructions" Apple Support 8:18 AM
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "Today's Top iPhone /iPad /Mac App Freebies And Price Drops" Apple Sliced 10:59 AM
  • "Guide Pro For Minecraft For iPhone/iPad Is Temporarily Available For Free (Normally $1.99)" Apple Sliced 10:59 AM
  • "Red Panic Button (Safety App) For iPhone/iPad Is Free Right Now (Previously $2.99)" Apple Sliced 10:59 AM
  • "12" MacBook Prices & Sales" MacPrices 7:55 AM
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 7:55 AM
  • "MacBook Air Prices & Sales" MacPrices 7:55 AM

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  • "Apple Watch review: Futuristic, fun and fan-flipping-tastic" Cult of Mac 9:33 AM
  • "Hands On: an Apple Watch Edition" MacNN 8:22 AM
  • "First look: Apple's new MacBook is small, yet completely capable" Computerworld 7:55 AM
  • "Hands On: Moshi SenseCover (iPhone 6)" MacNN 8:22 AM
  • "Review: Vinsic's 20,000mAh ultra slim Power Bank can power your 12-inch MacBook anywhere" 9to5Mac 1:06 PM
  • "Review: Yurbuds Liberty Wireless Earphones" iLounge 9:49 AM
  • "If you don't mind adding a smidge of size to your MacBook, Twelve South's BaseLift makes typing a little more comfortable." Apple Daily Report 7:53 AM
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "A closer look at Microsoft's Apple Watch apps" The Verge 1:06 PM
  • "'Spellcrafter: The Path Of Magic' Review - Give This A Path" Touch Arcade 11:04 AM
  • "How to make instant sense of the Apple Watch user interface when yours arrives" 9to5Mac 10:03 AM
  • "How to Force Quit or Kill an App on the Apple Watch [Video] iClarified 8:33 AM
  • "How To Power Off, Reboot, Hard Reset Apple Watch" Redmond Pie 8:28 AM
  • "How to rename your Apple Watch" iMore 9:33 AM
  • "How to use Do Not Disturb on your Apple Watch" iMore 8:23 AM
  • "How to take a screenshot on your Apple Watch" iDownload Blog 9:50 AM
  • "How to adjust your Apple Watch screen brightness" iDownload Blog 8:23 AM
  • "How to adjust or mute sounds on Apple Watch" iDownload Blog 8:23 AM
  • "How to use Maps to navigate from your Apple Watch" Macworld UK 8:08 AM
  • "Apple Watch: Tips + Tricks [Video] RazorianFly 12:25 PM
  • "One thing every iPhone owner should do to stretch battery life" ZDNet 8:10 AM
  • "Apple Watch Tips and Hidden Features: Handoff, AirPlay, and More" MacRumors 8:03 AM
  • "Avernum 2 developer pulling the plug on iOS game development: A long-time game developer is saying goodbye to iOS development, citing constant changes made to iOS that made building his games problematic." iMore 1:06 PM
  • "Transcribing Tim Cook nearly in real time" Six Colors 1:06 PM
  • "Tim Cook said this word 5 times on Apple's earnings call last night — here's why it's so important" Business Insider 1:05 PM
  • "Here are 5 things I wish were different about my Apple Watch" AppAdvice 12:45 PM
  • "Winding Up On Apple Watch" WSJ Blogs 12:40 PM
  • "The iPhone is a juggernaut that can't stopped" BGR 12:19 PM
  • "An Apple Watch skeptic becomes a true believer" CIO 11:01 AM
  • "This might be the stupidest iPhone 6s prediction yet – and it would be terrible, if true" BGR 11:00 AM
  • "Inverse relationship: Apple Watch doom watch" Macworld 9:42 AM
  • "What Apple could buy with its $193.5 billion cash: Every NFL, MLB, NBA and NHL team" CNNMoney 9:33 AM
  • "Cassandra: Unwanted Redirections to the App Store" eXtensions 8:45 AM
  • "Why Google Glass Failed And Why Apple Watch Could Too" Forbes 8:45 AM
  • "Apple bigger than the U.S. economy? Or Australia? Or ... Luxembourg?" The Register 8:29 AM
  • "There is looming trouble for Apple" ["While investors are understandably excited, analysts are quietly starting to warn that Apple is going to get hit with a significant slow down in the near future."]  Business Insider 8:28 AM
  • "We're going to need a bigger Friends interface..." iMore 8:23 AM
  • "Cassandra: Finally Able to Donate to IRC for Nepal in iTunes Store for Thailand" eXtensions 8:19 AM
  • "Android Vs. Apple on the Cuteness Scale" Chris Pirillo 8:15 AM
  • "iPhone sales, App Store growth and iPad woes: 7 things we learnt from Apple's Q2" The Inquirer 8:12 AM
  • "Is LuxVue why the iPad Pro is late?"  ZDNet 8:11 AM
  • "How Apple's wrist taps could be a game changer"  ZDNet 8:10 AM
  • "The most surprising thing we learned about the Apple Watch on Monday's earnings call" BGR 8:05 AM
  • "I Don't Have An Apple Watch' Yet, Don't Want It, But You Won't Like It, Either" Mac 360 7:50 AM
  • "What's Missing In iPhone And iPad Apps?" Mac 360 7:50 AM
  • "Will This Android Wear Update Fend Off the Apple Watch?" The Motley Fool 8:55 AM
  • "Comic: Apple Watch —┬áit's too soon to tell" iMore 11:04 AM
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "Lark puts food-logging on your wrist with new Apple Watch app" Macworld 12:40 PM
  • "The Pill – A Birth Control Reminder App for the Apple Watch" MacTrast 12:23 PM
  • "Teaching kids how to code with Minecraft: Maintaining a focus on fun and interactivity keeps students engaged and enthused while learning Java." O'Reilly Radar 11:02 AM
  • "The Disney Moment app brings you a little daily magic" AppAdvice 11:01 AM
  • "Hooks for Apple Watch: Get Alerts On What Interests You." RazorianFly 11:01 AM
  • "How to watch the live stream of the 2015 NFL Draft on iPhone & iPad as teams pick players" 9to5Mac 9:48 AM
  • "Built for Any Weather, Swann's Indoor & Outdoor Wi- Fi All Weather Camera Provides On-the-Go Security Monitoring" Run Around Tech 9:33 AM
  • "Coupa for Apple Watch Delivers Faster, More Effective Cloud Spend Management for B2B Commerce" Business Wire 8:44 AM
  • "Revenue from Tablet Apps Processors Reached $4.2 Billion in 2014 says Strategy Analytics" PRNewswire 8:44 AM
  • "Revenue from Smartphone Apps Processors Grew at a Robust 21 percent to Reach $20.9 Billion in 2014 says Strategy Analytics" PRNewswire 8:44 AM
  • "Meet Your New Diet BFF: The Lark Chat App for Apple Watch Transforms into Your Personal Weight Loss & Fitness Coach" PRNewswire 8:44 AM
  • "Busbud for iOS brings its international bus booking service literally on-the-go" The Next Web 8:36 AM
  • "Facebook Messenger takes on Skype with free video calling for iOS and Android" The Inquirer 8:12 AM
  • "App Camp For Girls Releases Quiz Compendium App" prMac 12:04 PM
  • "Curly The Pig Breaks Pigs Can't Fly Stereotype With The New App Launch" prMac 9:31 AM
  • "Choosr for iOS makes crowd sourcing simple, effective and fun" prMac 9:31 AM
  • "PCV introduces Mishmash XP 1.0 for iOS - Create and Solve Puzzles" prMac 8:01 AM
  • "Nature Maestro Apps Empower Environmental Education through Sound" prMac 8:01 AM
  • "iDelete 1.0.6 Cleans Up The Camera Roll" MacPrices 7:54 AM
Computer Industry
  • "Microsoft posts second straight double-digit downturn in Windows OEM revenue" InfoWorld 7:27 AM
  • "Microsoft stock soars despite mixed financials" Neowin 7:12 AM
  • "Microsoft Project Spartan bug bounty offers rewards of up to $15,000: Firm seeks to make the browser as safe as possible before it launches in Windows 10 this year" The Inquirer 7:06 AM
  • "Windows 10 build 10061 gets one bug-fixing update" Neowin 7:09 AM
  • "Leaked screenshots of Windows 10 build 10102 show Cortana tweaks and new Live Tile animations" Neowin 7:12 AM
  • "Judge Rules in Favor of InterDigital in ITC Action Involving Nokia, Microsoft" CDR Info 7:26 AM
  • "Microsoft phones face US import ban over patent issue" BBC 7:57 AM
  • "Microsoft handsets face sales ban in InterDigital's 3G patent suit" ZDNet 7:08 AM
  • "Met Police: We are in active talks with Microsoft for Windows XP support extension/A police laptop is not a happy one... happy one" The Inquirer 7:07 AM
  • "Brazil will gain more than 50 Microsoft stores with rebranding of Nokia locations" Neowin 7:11 AM
  • "Dell Debuts 'Future Ready' Campaign Aimed at Enterprise Market: Multi-Million Dollar Effort Kicks Off With Emotional TV Spot" Advertising Age 7:19 AM
  • "Dell launches PowerEdge R930 server, eyes core enterprise workloads" ZDNet 7:17 AM
  • "Dell Unleashes Major SonicWall Firewall Release" CRN 7:18 AM
  • "Dell aims latest SonicWALL firewalls at small businesses and branch offices" iTWire 7:19 AM
  • "Dell to Resell Aerohive Wireless Networking Products" eWeek 8:08 AM
  • "Intel Launches Vertical Market Partner Programs For Education, Retail-Focused Internet of Things" CRN 7:22 AM
  • "First Intel Skylake Motherboards Spotted; Expected to Launch September 2015" Overclockers Club 7:23 AM
  • "Intel's $150 Compute Stick is a tiny Windows 8.1 PC — and a slowpoke" Mashable 7:24 AM
  • "Advanced Micro Devices Bonds Trading 1.1% Lower (AMD)" WKRB 7:20 AM
  • "New leaked AMD Zen slide" Fudzilla 7:21 AM
  • "South Korea investigating Oracle over software bundling" Reuters 7:25 AM
  • "Interop 2015: The essential information" Network World 7:22 AM
  • "Open Cloud Connect Promotes Standards to Spur Cloud Computing Growth" eWeek 7:03 AM
  • "Acer introduces a REVOLUTION in tablet tech: The PENCIL" The Register 7:55 AM
  • "ASUS introduces the 15-inch ZenBook Pro UX501 high-end ultrabook" BetaNews 7:56 AM
  • "Color-switching nano-laser brings real optical nanotech much closer" ExtremeTech 8:18 AM
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "Icahn says Apple still undervalued" Reuters 12:22 PM
  • "Apple Earnings: Bank Of America Reacts/In a report published Tuesday, Bank of America analyst Wamsi Mohan commented on Apple Inc. second quarter results, noting that iPhone strength was 'impressive' as new users drove share gains." Benzinga 11:04 AM
  • "Apple's stock is about to hit another all-time high" CNNMoney 8:25 AM
  • "Apple's stock set to open at record highs" MarketWatch 8:25 AM
  • "Not All Analysts Fawning Over Apple After Blowout Quarter" TheStreet 8:55 AM
  • "Apple sweetens S&P 500 buyback and dividend boom" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 1:05 PM
  • "Cramer's Stop Trading: Apple's 'tell'" CNBC Videos 9:49 AM
Industry News
  • "Stock Markets Turn Positive in Choppy Session as Fed Meets" TheStreet 10:35 AM
  • "Stocks droop as investors await Fed rate clues" USA Today 10:35 AM
  • "US stocks move lower as earnings Reports pour in; Merck jumps after results beat estimates" Associated Press 10:34 AM
  • "Global fund investors to U.S. stocks: Drop dead" USA Today 10:07 AM
  • "U.S. Stocks Turn Slightly Higher: Positive earning Reports offsetting biotechnology sector's decline" [Paid Membership Required] 12:18 PM
  • "U.S. Equity Futures Slide Ahead of FOMC Meeting" Reuters 7:46 AM
  • "Stock Futures Slide as Fed Meeting Begins; Apple Surges" TheStreet 7:44 AM
  • "Asia Markets: Chinese shares slide after watchdog warns of market risk/China shares fell sharply Tuesday after the country's securities regulator issued a fresh, albeit mild, warning to investors on the market's risks, while in Australia, weakness in mining shares pushed the benchmark further away from the psychologically important 6000 mark." MarketWatch 7:45 AM
  • "Europe Markets: European stocks fall as Commerzbank shares drop; Fed meeting eyed/European stocks fell Tuesday, with Commerzbank AG shares among the biggest decliners, and as investors looked ahead to what the U.S. Federal Reserve may say about the pace of economic growth in the world's largest economy." MarketWatch 7:45 AM

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