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MacSurfer's Archive: Saturday, January 9, 2016
 

 

 
Apple/Macintosh
  • "Apple's competition is going to have a tough year in 2016"  AppleInsider 5:46 PM
  • "Angela Ahrendts: the woman aiming to make Apple a luxury brand/Confirmed last week as the tech giant's highest-paid executive, the ex Burberry chief is charged with making the Apple 'experience' even sleeker. It might also mean larger profits" The Guardian 8:44 PM
  • "Apple confirms first Mexican Apple Store, opens job applications" AppleInsider 6:50 AM
  • "Apple Announced First iPhone On January 9, 2007: Here's A Brief History Of The iPhone"  Tech Times 7:20 AM
  • "15 years of iTunes: A look at Apple's media app and its influence on an industry/In January 2001, Steve Jobs introduced iTunes and forever changed the way we buy and consume media. It's the most important app that Apple has ever created." Macworld 7:34 AM
  • "iCar: Apple fans in a frenzy over electric wheels rumours" The Independent 7:34 PM
  • "Apple Had a Bad Week and Here's Why: Apple dipped below $100 for the first time since October 2014 amid concerns that demand is waning for iPhones, the most critical piece of the company's business."  Bloomberg TV 1/8
  • "Apple Sees Growth Potential in China's Rising Middle Class"  Market Realist 1/8
  • "Apple Sell-Off Looks Overdone: We're looking past supply chain jitters and maintaining our valuation."  Morningstar 1/8
  • "What the Apple Analysts Who Cut Their Targets Are Saying" Fortune 1/8
  • "Apple Registers 'Apple.car' and Other Auto-Related Domains"  MacRumors 1/8
  • "The apple.car domain name appears to belong to Apple" The Verge 1/8
  • "Apple registers automobile domain names, including 'apple.car'" Reuters 1/8
  • "Apple is buying up Apple Car domains" Engadget 1/8
  • "Apple registers apple.car, apple.auto and apple.cars domain names" AppleInsider 1/8
  • "Apple acquires emotion-detecting AI start-up" CNBC Videos 1/8
  • "Apple buys company that scans your face to read emotions: Emotient, bought for an undisclosed sum, uses facial recognition technology to detect a range of nine emotions" Telegraph 1/8
  • "Apple wants to get better at reading your face" CNET 1/8
  • "Apple buys mood sniffer AI firm Emotient. Stop rolling your eyes at me, user" The Register 1/8
  • "Judge rejects class-action over AppleCare's subpar replacements, calls lawyer 'manifestly incompetent'" 9to5Mac 1/8
OS X
News
  • "Photo Evidence Shows Facebook Is Building Messenger For Mac" TechCrunch 5:46 PM
AppleCare/Troubleshooting
Reviews/How-To/Tips
  • "MacID's 'Tap to Unlock' makes logging into your Mac even faster" iDownload Blog 10:48 AM
  • "Hands On: Viridi 5.2 (OS X/Windows)" MacNN 7:18 AM
  • "Ask the iTunes Guy: iCloud Music Library, unwanted downloads, Apple Music subscriptions, and more" Macworld 1/8
  • "How to AirPlay Video from QuickTime Player in Mac OS X" OS X Daily 1/8
  • "Workarounds for Safari Not Opening t.co Short Links from Twitter" OS X Daily 1/8
  • "Tired Of The Mac's Calendar? Move To Google With CalendarPro" Mac 360 1/8
  • "How To Convert Color Photos To Classy Grayscale Photos On Your Mac" Mac 360 1/8
Op/Ed
Press Releases
  • "Downcast for Mac gains performance increases, easier switching between episodes and more" iMore 6:15 PM
  • "Sophos Home: Free antivirus for Windows and Mac users" ZDNet 10:42 AM
  • "Scheduler - The Effective Task Organizer for Mac OS X" prMac 1/8
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Apple snaps up apple.car domain name" TechShout 7:18 AM
  • "Exclusive: NFL to live-stream all London games, in talks with Apple, Google"  Reuters 1/8
  • "Report: NFL Will Live-Stream All London Games, Bidders Include Apple & Google" TechCrunch 1/8
  • "Apple Blocked Volkswagen from Demonstrating Wireless CarPlay at CES" Car and Driver 1/8
  • "Apple, Google, Facebook and Twitter to meet White House over terrorists' use of social media"  The Next Web 1/8
  • "White House Officials Meet With Tech Leaders on Thwarting Terrorists" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 1/8
  • "Tim Cook to Join Other Tech Execs for White House Summit on Fighting Terrorism Online" The Mac Observer 1/8
  • "U.S. meets tech leaders, forms task force to fight online militants" Reuters 1/8
  • "Over 200,000 people petition Apple to abandon rumored plans to ditch the 3.5mm headphone socket" 9to5Mac 1/8
  • "More than 200,000 people petitioning Apple not to ditch the headphone jack" Cult of Mac 1/8
  • "Rich men like Apple Watch, but the ladies love Rolex" Cult of Mac 1/8
  • "Your iPhone says you should breathe now: A Stanford scientist builds a Fitbit for the mind that records how often and how deeply you breathe, in an effort to teach you self-awareness." CNET 1/8
  • "Apple CEO Tim Cook gets $US1m pay raise" AAP 1/8
  • "Steve Jobs movie may pick up more consolation prizes after bombing at the box office" 9to5Mac 1/8
Non-Apple News
  • "Tesla Model S' new 'Summon' feature lets drivers park and retrieve their cars with no one inside" BGR 5:52 PM
  • "Kodak's big comeback is an old school throwback: The Super 8 is proof that what's old is new again." Engadget 9:18 AM
  • "Hon Hai reports record high sales for 2015" Focus Taiwan 8:00 AM
  • "T-Mobile confirms Binge On tech slows streaming video data speeds" AppleInsider 6:50 AM
  • "Sony tries to trademark Let's Play and pisses off the Internet" VentureBeat 1/8
  • "U.S. Marshals Raid Hoverboard Booth at CES" PC Magazine 1/8
  • "Lawsuit accuses Fitbit of putting users in danger with 'wildly inaccurate' heart-rate readings" Business Insider 1/8
  • "Sprint continues the trend, will stop offering two-year contracts for smartphones" 9to5Mac 1/8
  • "CES 2016: Is this the UI of the future?" ZDNet 1/8
Publications/Podcasts
  • "New Book from MacNN: Get More from your Apple Software" MacNN 8:08 AM
  • "The TouchArcade Show - 239 - Game of the Year Discussion Part II" Touch Arcade 1/8
  • "Weekly Podcast Episode 165: Best Of 2015 Edition For Apple And The App Store" Apple'n'Apps 1/8
  • "AppleInsider podcast talks Wall Street woes, 'iPhone 7' headphone jacks, CES and more" AppleInsider 1/8
  • "Final Cut Pro Radio Episode 2" FCPRadio 1/8
Hardware/Software
  • "Headphone makers quietly prepare for the iPhone 7: No one at CES seems alarmed by the death of the headphone jack" The Verge 5:44 PM
  • "Apple could remove headphone jack from iPhone 7: To make the iPhone 7 thinner, Apple may kill the standard headphone port and render your wired headphones useless" Telegraph 7:19 AM
  • "Apple Working On Truly Wireless Earbuds For iPhone 7: Report" Tech Times 8:08 AM
  • "Apple Readying Truly Wireless Earphones With A Charging Case For iPhone 7" Redmond Pie 7:02 AM
  • "Apple developing revamped, cord-free Beats with charging case ahead of iPhone 7"  9to5Mac 1/8
  • "Headphone makers are happy that Apple is ditching the iPhone's audio jack" Tech Insider 1/8
  • "iPhone 7 to feature wireless charging and waterproof body: The next iPhone will charge wirelessly like an Apple Watch, and also boast new protective waterproof capabilities, it has been reported" Telegraph 1/8
  • "There's even more evidence the iPhone 7 will be waterproof and kill the headphone jack" Business Insider 1/8
  • "iPhone 7 To Feature Slimmer Waterproof Design, Wireless Charging, No 3.5mm Audio Jack" Redmond Pie 1/8
  • "iPhone 6s/6s Plus-related orders to fall short of expectations by 10-30% in 1Q16, say Taiwan makers" DigiTimes 1/8
  • "A technology Apple invented is taking off in high-end PCs after 5 years" Business Insider 1/8
AppleCare/Helps
  • "How to troubleshoot an ethernet drop: A former Macworld editor found himself baffled at an ethernet problem in a new house." Macworld 1/8
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "Today's Top iPhone, iPad, Watch, TV, Mac App Freebies And Price Drops" App Sliced 1/8
  • "1 Second Everyday For iPhone Is Free For The First Time In 19 Months (Normally $2.99)" App Sliced 1/8
  • "Dozzzer -Music To Drift Off For iPhone/iPad Is Free For The Very First Time (Normally $0.99)" App Sliced 1/8
  • "15" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 1/8
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 1/8
  • "MacBook Air Prices & Sales" MacPrices 1/8

Reviews/How-To/Tutorials/Tips
Reviews
  • "Bowers & Wilkins P5 Wireless headphone review" The Gadgeteer 10:06 AM
  • "House of Marley Chant Mini review: the little speaker that could" iDownload Blog 7:18 AM
  • "Review: Lexar Professional 2000x SDXC and USB 3.0 reader" Bare Feats 1/8
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "Hands-on with Peach, a new iOS-only social network that feels a lot like Slack" VentureBeat 1/8
  • "'Frank the Dillo' Review - Fantasy Golf" Touch Arcade 1/8
How-To/Tutorial
  • "How to install multiple SIM cards into an iPhone 6s" ZDNet 4:30 PM
Tips
  • "Secret headphone shortcuts: Twelve clicks to control your iPhone, iPad, and Mac" iMore 8:20 AM
  • "iOS 9 Tip: Set reminders via Siri for what's onscreen" TechRepublic 1/8
  • "Buying a second-hand iPhone or iPad? Here's how to check it has not been stolen" ZDNet 1/8
Analysis/Commentary/Editorial/Opinion
  • "The results of the 2015 Jailbreak Awards are in..." iDownload Blog 5:48 PM
  • "Fitness apps are ruining the Apple Watch. Apple should scrap them." Cult of Mac 1:19 PM
  • "How Apple Watch Can Gain Wearables Market Share in 2016" The Motley Fool 12:20 PM
  • "Apple Vs Rolex Echoes Men Vs Women" Forbes 8:16 AM
  • "Headline doom: The iPhone's success dooms Apple"  Macworld 7:38 AM
  • "Apple, Denied Leadership in UHDTV, Can Gain Traction with an Electric Car" The Mac Observer 1/8
  • "Apple in 2015: The Six Colors report card" Six Colors 1/8
  • "Poll result: 70% of 9to5Mac readers very excited by dual-camera possibilities, want Apple to go further" 9to5Mac 1/8
  • "10 brilliant revisions Apple should consider for the iPhone 7" The Guardian 1/8
  • "Apple, Inc. May Really Ditch the Headphone Jack: This wild speculation is gaining steam." The Motley Fool 1/8
  • "Hey, Apple, leave that jack alone: The iPhone 7 may be missing a 3.5mm headphone jack when Apple releases the phone this year. A new petition begs the electronics giant not to switch to a Lightning jack." CNET 1/8
  • "New iPhone 7 Leaks Expose Apple's Achilles Heel"  Forbes 1/8
  • "Could Apple Cripple iPhone 7 Sales By Removing The Headphone Jack?"  Forbes 1/8
  • "CES 2016: 8 interesting HomeKit accessories" Computerworld 1/8
  • "Disclosure: I'm now long AAPL though I view patents as a net negative for Apple" Foss Patents 1/8
  • "Apple's New Gee Whiz Bang Tech" Mac 360 1/8
Non-Apple
  • "Wearables are inching towards a purpose in 2016: By not trying to do everything, they're finally worth something." Engadget 8:47 PM
  • "Where was Google's smart home at CES? Introduced last spring, Weave is still hard to find" The Verge 6:36 PM
  • "Panasonic Kicks Tech Butt At CES" TG Daily 5:55 PM
  • "Meet the real people of CES: Because you're more than just a name badge." Engadget 1/8
  • "The highs and lows of CES 2016 with Walt Mossberg" The Verge 1/8
  • "Finally! OLED comes to laptops at CES 2016, and you won't believe your eyes" Digital Trends 1/8
  • "7 terrific Android apps you won't find on any iPhone" BGR 1/8
  • "Samsung has more to worry about in 2016 than just the iPhone" BGR 1/8
Humor/Cartoons
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "Bad Button 1.0 Released for iOS - Your iPhone Coming to Life" prMac 5:54 PM
  • "WhizNets Helps Energize Your Business With IoT Enabled Solutions" prMac 4:46 PM
  • "The 50 Best iOS Games Of 2015 - Top 10 With Our Game Of The Year" Apple'n'Apps 1/8
  • "Coming January 9: Gene Steinberg meets commentator Kirk McElhearn and columnist Nancy Gravley, this week on The Tech Night Owl LIVE!" The Tech Night Owl LIVE 1/8
  • "Virtually Try Out Apple Watch/Band Combinations Online" MacTrast 1/8
  • "Research and Markets: Global Industrial Wearable Devices Market Worth USD 5 Billion by 2020 - Analysis, Technologies & Forecasts 2016-2020" Business Wire 1/8
  • "Kenwood & JVC announce new receivers ready for Apple CarPlay" AppleInsider 1/8
  • "Heart Rate Plus 1.0 Free Heart Rate Monitor For iOS" MacPrices 1/8
  • "Split Pic now has Apple Watch support and new collage layouts" AppAdvice 1/8
  • "OWC improves 2015 iMac memory pricing, boosts Envoy Pro mini, more" MacNN 1/8
  • "Peel Turns Your Apple Watch Into A Universal Remote Control" TechCrunch 1/8
  • "Austin's Brains Worldwide develops iPad concussion test parents can use" Austin American-Statesman [Free Registration Required] 1/8
  • "iPad Pro at CES 2016: new keyboards, cases + more" 9to5Mac 1/8
  • "DokiWatch lets kids make video calls and share their location" Engadget 1/8
  • "The latest, greatest, and most ridiculous health and fitness tech of CES" [Slideshow] Macworld 1/8
  • "Offline Ukrainian to English Language Dictionary, Translator 3.0 for iOS" prMac 1/8
  • "Astronomy App Luminos Introduces World's Largest Mobile Star Catalog" prMac 1/8
  • "Game and Watch inspired Alien Invasion released for Apple Watch" prMac 1/8
  • "PowerUp Slots Hits the Jackpot with Las Vegas-Inspired Experience" prMac 1/8
  • "Pattern Soup App Enables Users to Create Unique Collages and Patterns" prMac 1/8
  • "Citrus - A Habit Forming App for New Year's Resolutions" prMac 1/8
Computer Industry
  • "Microsoft employee shares what's new in Windows 10 Mobile build 10586.63, on Reddit" Neowin 7:36 AM
  • "Reminder: Windows 8.0 Support is Expiring Next Week" Thurrott 6:55 PM
  • "Microsoft and Samsung collaborate for Internet of Things (IoT) demonstration at CES 2016" Neowin 7:02 AM
  • "Microsoft Surface Pro 4 Finally Hits India, But It Costs A Small Fortune: Pricing And Availability" Tech Times 7:11 AM
  • "Future Dell and Alienware Systems Will Focus on Being VR Ready" SegmentNext 7:07 AM
  • "CES 2016: Dell UltraSharp U3017Q 4K OLED Pro Display" PC Perspective 7:07 AM
  • "Dell XPS 13 Gold Edition And Intel Iris Option Coming Next Month" Microsoft News 7:08 AM
  • "Intel Reveals Next-Gen Compute Sticks with the Skylake Might" DeviceMAG 7:08 AM
  • "Intel Broadwell-E Core i7-6950X, Ten Core Processor Rumored To Cost $1500 US – AIBs Ready Refreshed X99 HEDT Boards" WCCF Tech 7:11 AM
  • "IBM Has A New Vision For The Future – Powering The Internet of Things With The Company's Watson System" WCCF Tech 7:10 AM
  • "AddThis to Oracle's Mordor of marketing clouds" VentureBeat 5:38 PM
  • "Qualcomm at CES Brings Technologies to Power, Connect Devices" eWeek 12:23 PM
  • "2016 will be Silicon Valley's hangover year" VentureBeat 4:34 PM
  • "Microsoft and Rambus team up for quantum computing research" BetaNews 1/8
  • "Insiders should see new Windows 10 builds next week and faster releases through 2016" BetaNews 1/8
  • "Microsoft said to be planning its own SIM card for Windows 10 phones" TechnoBuffalo 1/8
  • "Microsoft to enable Windows 10 PC users to directly buy, connect to mobile data plans" ZDNet 1/8
  • "Microsoft is launching its own data SIM for Windows devices" Engadget 1/8
  • "Windows 10: Microsoft to release SIM card to help users stay online" TechRepublic 1/8
  • "Microsoft is building a SIM card just for Windows 10 users" Express 1/8
  • "Microsoft SIM Card In The Works For Windows Smartphones To Facilitate LTE Access" Tech Times 1/8
  • "Microsoft readies SIM card and fuss-free mobile data for Windows 10 devices" TechRadar UK 1/8
  • "Microsoft is building its own SIM card for Windows" The Verge 1/8
  • "Microsoft's Making Its Own SIM Card to Provide Contract-less Cellular Data" Gizmodo 1/8
  • "Microsoft will soon launch its own SIM cards for Windows 10 devices" The Next Web 1/8
  • "Microsoft is working to launch its own SIM card for Windows devices" Neowin 1/8
  • "Microsoft Wants to Connect All Windows 10 Devices to the Internet with Its Own SIM Card" Softpedia 1/8
  • "Microsoft To Become A Mobile Virtual Network Operator" Microsoft News 1/8
  • "Microsoft rolls out cellular data app for own SIM card" ITworld 1/8
  • "It looks like Microsoft is making a SIM card for Windows devices" Business Insider 1/8
  • "IBM Watson To Power Medtronic's Diabetes App, Under Armour's Fitness App" Med Devine Online 1/8
  • "Under Armour Enters Wearable Tech With IBM's Watson and HTC" Advertising Age 1/8
  • "CES 2016: IBM announces Watson as a personal fitness coach" ITProPortal 1/8
  • "HP Unveils New EliteBook Laptops for Business Users" NewsFactor 1/8
  • "EMC Confirms Layoffs As Cost-Cutting Measures Begin Ahead Of Dell Acquisition" TechCrunch 1/8
  • "Feeling jitters as Dell-EMC marriage approaches" Boston Globe [Free Registration Required] 1/8
  • "Dell Latitude 13 7370 review: Hands-on" V3 1/8
  • "Dell will get you an Oculus Rift for less (and faster too)" Lazy Gamer 1/8
  • "Oculus Rift price discounted when bundled with Alienware and Dell PCs" TrustedReviews 1/8
  • "Dell's Oculus Rift bundles could ship before preorders from Oculus itself" The Verge 1/8
  • "Intel working on a palm-sized gaming PC with huge power potential" T3 1/8
  • "Intel's CEO wants to sell 'hundreds of millions' of silicon devices" USA Today 1/8
  • "Intel launches Hack Harassment initiative" bit-tech 1/8
  • "Intel & Lady Gaga Want To Put An End To Online Harassment" UberGizmo 1/8
  • "CES 2016: Intel RealSense Smartphone with Project Tango Technology Up for Pre-Order" Softpedia 1/8
  • "Intel's Project Tango phone now available to pre-order" The Gadget Show 1/8
  • "Intel-Backed IonVR Headset Promises To 'Nearly Eliminate' Motion Sickness: Here's How" Tech Times 1/8
  • "CES 2016: Intel-powered Daqri Smart Helmet and Yuneec drone eyes-on" The Inquirer 1/8
  • "Digitimes Research: Intel sees weak mobile solution shipments in 2015" DigiTimes 1/8
  • "Intel gives its tiny Compute Stick a boost with Core M processors" TechSpot 1/8
  • "Intel Compute Stick gets updated with Core M processor options" Hexus 1/8
  • "Intel announces refreshed Compute Stick models at CES 2016" ITProPortal 1/8
  • "Driver-update: AMD Radeon Software Crimson Edition 16.1 Hotfix" Tweakers 1/8
  • "AMD shows off quieter Wraith heatsink and fan" bit-tech 1/8
  • "AMD launches a new stock CPU cooler" VR Zone 1/8
  • "AMD Wraith Stock CPU Cooler revealed (Video)" Hexus 1/8
  • "AMD Rolls Out First Radeon Crimson Update This Year - Get Version 16.1 Hotfix" Softpedia 1/8
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "BMO Capital Markets Reaffirms Buy Rating for Apple Inc. (AAPL)" Ticker Report 8:48 PM
  • "Apple's Stock Is Discounting All The Bad News" Benzinga 1/8
  • "As Apple Cuts iPhone Output, Should You Be Scared About the Stock's Future?" TheStreet 1/8
  • "AAPL shares close below $100 for first time in 15 months amid China and 'peak iPhone' fears" 9to5Mac 1/8
  • "Major Apple supplier Hon Hai of Taiwan saw December sales slump 20 percent" Reuters 1/8
Industry News
  • "U.S. stocks see worst opening week ever: Shares give up strong gains Friday as oil rout resumes" MarketWatch 1/8
  • "Stocks Have the Worst Start to a New Year Ever" TheStreet 1/8
  • "Tech stocks: Is the worst over or just beginning? TGIF for the market! Especially tech stocks." CNNMoney 1/8
  • "Stocks close out week with worst start to year ever" USA Today 1/8
  • "Wall Street Sees Red in First Trading Week of 2016" FOXBusiness 1/8
  • "Dow falls 100 in triple-digit swing as close approaches" CNBC 1/8
  • "Dow Drops, Sliding at Close to Cap Worst-Ever Start to Year: Traders brace for still larger swings in the coming weeks" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 1/8
  • "China stocks recover from plunge as nerves settle: Chinese stocks rose and the yuan strengthened Friday, a respite from the early-year meltdown that wiped as much as $1.1 trillion from mainland markets, after authorities overnight removed a mechanism blamed for triggering more volatility." MarketWatch 1/8
  • "European stocks suffer worst week since August 2011: European stock markets tumbled again on Friday, as a persistent rout in oil prices overshadowed optimism over a better-than-expected U.S. jobs report and calmer Chinese equity markets." MarketWatch 1/8

 
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