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MacSurfer's Archive: Wednesday, January 27, 2016
 

 

 
Apple/Macintosh
  • "No Need to Fret, Apple Is Doing Fine/Let's get this out of the way first: Despite what you may have heard, the iPhone is not dying. Neither, by extension, is Apple."  New York Times [Free Registration Required] 12:16 PM
  • "Apple's Huge Quarter: What You Need to Know/Editor-in-Chief Dan Costa and Lead Mobile Analyst Sascha Segan break down what Apple's earnings mean." PC Magazine 12:19 PM
  • "Apple's new $20 billion business: Apple made $20 billion off of its customers last year—right under our noses."  CNNMoney 10:30 AM
  • "As iPhone sales slow, what's in the future for Apple? In the face of declining iPhone sales, Apple looks to Indian markets." Christian Science Monitor 11:23 AM
  • "Why The World's Most Valuable Company Faces A Challenging Future" Forbes 10:30 AM
  • "Here's Why Apple Suddenly Looks So Vulnerable/Apple CEO Tim Cook had a message for Wall Street and the world: The road ahead is going to be rough" Time 12:07 PM
  • "The 5 key moments in Apple's Q2 2016 earnings call"  Macworld 7:46 AM
  • "Apple sees first sales dip in more than a decade as super-growth era falters" Reuters 8:04 AM
  • "China's Smartphone Slump Bites Apple: Apple sees 'signs of economic softness' in the Greater China region"  WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 7:18 AM
  • "With China weakening, Apple turns to India" Reuters 8:04 AM
  • "Tim Cook's Apple's focus on India is insanely great" Computerworld 6:42 AM
  • "Apple Reports Record Q1 Results, Predicts iPhone Decline: Apple reported $18.4 billion in profit during its first fiscal quarter of 2016, but iPhone sales are predicted to drop in coming months." InformationWeek 8:24 AM
  • "Munster: iPhone to return to growth in 2016 despite macroeconomic worries" AppleInsider 7:45 AM
  • "Apple And Google Ramp Up VR Ambitions" Forbes 7:47 AM
  • "You won't believe what Apple CEO Tim Cook said about VR" The Inquirer 7:45 AM
  • "Apple's Tim Cook speaks: The 6 things you need to know" CNET 8:35 AM
  • "Alphabet and Apple spell global tax war" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 12:31 PM
  • "Apple CFO says tax investigation is between EU & Ireland, 'fair' outcome would mean zero back taxes" 9to5Mac 3:15 PM
  • "Apple CFO says 'fair' outcome in Irish tax investigation would be no money owed" AppleInsider 5:04 PM
  • "Apple R&D, property investments reach all-time highs in Q1" AppleInsider 5:43 PM
OS X
News
  • "Apple Says It Has Fixed The Bug That Was Crashing Safari" BuzzFeed 11:17 AM
  • "Apple Has Fixed Bug That Was Crashing Safari, At Least On OS X" TechCrunch 11:17 AM
  • "Apple Safari crashes: Mystery bug floors browser on iOS and Macs" ZDNet 8:12 AM
  • "Apple updates Snow Leopard so you can continue to upgrade from Snow Leopard" Ars Technica 3:35 PM
  • "Apple Releases OS X El Capitan 10.11.4 Beta 2 to Public Testers" iClarified 12:48 PM
  • "Public beta testers get Apple's second build of OS X 10.11.4" AppleInsider 12:49 PM
Reviews/How-To/Tips
  • "The complete, easy guide to backing up your Mac: You know about Time Machine, but there are other ways to back up your Mac. Here's how to pick the best backup method for you." Macworld 7:46 AM
  • "Chapters review: Mac app adds segment marks to MP3 podcasts and audio files" Macworld 8:16 AM
  • "Pointers: workaround for Safari's sudden crashing (OS X)" MacNN 7:52 AM
  • "OS X 10.11.4 Beta: Protecting Your Notes with a Password" The Mac Observer 8:32 AM
  • "MacNN Project: FileMaker Pro part 3 -- Become a Field Agent" MacNN 12:08 PM
  • "Save the Mac App Store Password for Free Downloads in OS X" OS X Daily 3:14 PM
  • "Clipboard History Managers" MacMost 10:24 AM
  • "VideoBuffet makes it easy to browse your Videos on Mac OS X" Apple World Today 8:10 AM
  • "How To Run Windows On A Mac (free)" Mac360 7:32 AM
  • "The Real Way To Use Focus On A Mac To Avoid Distractions" BohemianBoomer 7:57 AM
  • "Free: The Digital Darkroom And Light Table For Mac Photographers" Mac360 7:32 AM
Op/Ed
  • "A Tribute to VMware Workstation, Fusion, and Hosted UI" ChipLog 11:49 AM
Press Releases
  • "Apple Releases Slew of Printer Drivers for Xerox, NRG, Gestetner, Lanier, Savin (Ricoh)" The Mac Observer 7:22 PM
  • "New Boundary Warp Feature For Lightroom Helps You Create More Detailed Panoramas" Layers Magazine 1:27 PM
  • "Autodesk updates Fusion 360 for Mac and Windows" Architosh 12:30 PM
  • "Deliveries app ships a massive update w/ 3D Touch, iPad Pro support, El Capitan enhancements, more" 9to5Mac 11:21 AM
  • "Mountain Duck: Cyberduck for mounting volumes in the file explorer." Mountain Duck 11:07 AM
  • "Firefox can now send push notifications just like Safari and Chrome" The Verge 7:53 AM
  • "GeekSuit Announces Beta Test of Client Folder Maker 4.5 for OS X" prMac 7:26 AM
  • "SoundSoap 5 - New Version includes Automatic Noise Detection and More" prMac 7:26 AM
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Apple gets green light for massive San Jose development: San Jose City Council Tuesday unanimously approved Apple's plans to develop up to 4.15 million square feet of office space over 15 years in North San Jose, fueling hope among some leaders that one day the tech giant will be headquartered there."  San Francisco Chronicle 10:28 AM
  • "Apple And Google Ramp Up VR Ambitions" Forbes 6:50 AM
  • "Apple seeks app to change perceptions about its core business" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 6:50 AM
  • "Apple iPhone Sales Flatline For The First Time [Infographic] Forbes 7:18 AM
  • "FCC to move on set-top box regulations, could open door for expanded Apple TV" AppleInsider 10:48 AM
  • "China smartphone glory days are over as Apple, Xiaomi face tough times" Reuters 8:24 AM
  • "Ericsson Profit Rises on Dollar, Apple Pact: Swedish mobile equipment maker's 67% rise in profit falls short of market expectations" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 7:18 AM
  • "This teen ditched her iPhone for a flip phone — and she's 'never been happier'" Today 1:15 PM
  • "Former longstanding Apple PR director Natalie Kerris rumored to be headed to Twitter" 9to5Mac 7:35 AM
  • "Apple will offer paid content on News app" Telegraph 7:58 AM
  • "Apple Mulls Subscription Services For News App" InformationWeek [Free Registration Required] 12:19 PM
Non-Apple News
  • "Slowing smartphone sales hit Samsung profits" BBC 8:34 PM
  • "This gun says you ain't leaving until my PC is fixed: Dell computer repair guy allegedly held hostage" The Register 3:10 PM
  • "You Soon Might Be Able to Sidestep One of Cable TV's Biggest Ripoffs" Money 1:15 PM
  • "Hate your cable company? Superfast, wireless Internet is coming: A startup Starry hopes to roll out a nationwide wireless broadband network to compete with local cable and phone companies." CNET 1:14 PM
  • "Alec Baldwin and Dan Marino to star alongside Alexa in Amazon's first Super Bowl ad" iMore 12:08 PM
  • "Rogue Google browser extension found spying on users" V3 8:31 AM
  • "This is how Google drones will deliver your packages, and keep your pets safe" ZDNet 8:12 AM
  • "Giant DDoS attacks are now hitting 500Gbps as criminals flex their muscles" ZDNet 7:51 AM
  • "Facebook trains AI to beat humans at Go board game" BBC 6:54 AM
Publications/Podcasts
  • "ACM 343: $AAPL's Earnings and Wall Street, Plus Apple's Virtual Reality" The Mac Observer 5:48 PM
  • "Podcast 492: How to travel like an international superspy" Macworld 3:08 PM
  • "Happy Hour Hour Podcast 051| iPhone 5se details and discussion" 9to5Mac 1:25 PM
  • "TMO Daily Observations 2016-01-27: AAPL Q1 2016 Earnings, iPhone 7 Plus Dual Cameras" The Mac Observer 1:14 PM
  • "This week on Let's Talk Jailbreak: iOS 9.3 beta chit chat, jailbreak tweaks discussions, and more" iDownload Blog 7:59 AM
Hardware/Software
  • "Apple likely to debut iPad Air 3 at March event; new Apple Watch models revealed" 9to5Mac 3:08 PM
  • "Apple reportedly plans to launch a new iPad in March: An iPad Air 3 could be in the cards." Engadget 6:41 PM
  • "KGI: iPhone 7 Plus likely to feature dual-camera system for better photos using LinX tech, 2-3x optical zoom" 9to5Mac 7:34 AM
  • "Apple's 'iPhone 7 Plus' to sport dual-camera iSight array built on LinX imaging technology" AppleInsider 7:46 AM
  • "iPhone 7 Plus Likely to Have Dual-Lens Camera Based on LinX Technology" MacRumors 7:46 AM
  • "The iPhone 7 Might Get A Dual-Camera System To Take Better Photos" TechCrunch 12:20 PM
  • "Despite past failures, case makers place early bet on Apple 'iPhone 6c'" AppleInsider 11:50 AM
  • "Persistent Rumors Claim Apple to Introduce a New 4-Inch iPhone" eWeek 5:48 PM
  • "Apple releases iOS 9.3 beta 2 to public beta testers" 9to5Mac 12:06 PM
  • "iOS 9.3 beta 2 now available to Apple's public testers" AppleInsider 12:19 PM
  • "Public beta testers: iOS 9.3 beta 2 and OS X 10.11.4 now available" iDownload Blog 12:49 PM
  • "Apple Admits To Safari Problem Causing iPhones To Crash" Forbes 6:49 AM
  • "iPhones crashing when trying to open Safari: Search suggestions feature seems to force phones and Macs to break" The Independent 6:49 AM
  • "Apple Safari users suffer crashes" BBC 7:30 AM
  • "Plagued by Chrome crashes on your iPhone? Google's got a fix" CNET 10:29 AM
AppleCare/Helps
  • "How to get a Mac laptop's headphone jack to work reliably" Macworld 7:46 AM
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "Today's Top iPhone, iPad, Watch, TV, Mac App Freebies And Price Drops" App Sliced 10:25 AM
  • "Starlight -Explore the Stars For iPhone/iPad Is Temporarily Available For Free (Normally $0.99)" App Sliced 10:25 AM
  • "Weather Now -Forecast And 3D Earth For iPhone/iPad Is Free Right Now (Previously $0.99)" App Sliced 10:25 AM
  • "15" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 10:25 AM
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 10:25 AM
  • "MacBook Air Prices & Sales" MacPrices 10:25 AM

Reviews/How-To/Tutorials/Tips
Reviews
  • "iPad Pro: Impressive, But Not a Laptop Replacement for Dr. Mac" The Mac Observer 3:06 PM
  • "Review: Urban Armor Gear Trooper for iPhone 6/6s" iLounge 12:50 PM
  • "Review: The Pad & Quill 'Oxford' promises a premium luxury case + stand for iPad Pro, does it deliver?" 9to5Mac 10:31 AM
  • "Go rugged and clear with the Urban Armor Gear case for iPhone 6s" iMore 11:52 AM
  • "Satechi USB-C Hub is Small & Has Pass Through Power" The Mac Observer 3:32 PM
  • "The Cherry MX Board 6.0 Mechanical Keyboard Review" AnandTech 7:58 AM
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "Siri, Alexa and Other Virtual Assistants Put to the Test" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 6:53 AM
  • "Best weather widgets for iPhone" Cult of Mac 3:06 PM
  • "Hands On: Tank Hero 1.1.4 (iPhone)" MacNN 7:52 AM
How-To/Tutorial
  • "How to filter mature language for Siri and Dictation" iDownload Blog 12:12 PM
  • "How To Install The Microsoft Word Flow Keyboard In iOS" Forbes 8:32 AM
  • "Safari on iOS and Mac crashing today for many users, bug related to Safari Suggestions, here's how to fix" 9to5Mac 7:34 AM
Tips
  • "Tip: turn off HDR photo duplicates to save space" iDownload Blog 12:18 PM
Analysis/Commentary/Editorial/Opinion
  • "The next brilliant idea Samsung is going to copy from Apple" BGR 6:03 PM
  • "Is The iPhone Finally Losing Its Mojo? Sales of iPhones have flattened and are expected to begin receding. Can Apple do anything to change course?" InformationWeek 4:28 PM
  • "Chrome for iOS Switches to Modern Web View API" MacStories 3:57 PM
  • "The real reason Apple is about to release another 4-inch iPhone" AppAdvice 12:12 PM
  • "Tim continues Apple's investment strategy" The Loop 12:09 PM
  • "Have we hit peak iPhone? It doesn't really matter." Six Colors 12:04 PM
  • "Android Wear for iPhone and ... Apple Watch for Android?" iMore 11:48 AM
  • "What Will We See In The iPad Air 3? – The 'Book Mystique" MacPrices 11:44 AM
  • "Apple is trying to change its story and it will not work"  Business Insider 11:22 AM
  • "Apple Faces Its Biggest Challenge in a While"  ABC News Radio 11:20 AM
  • "Opinion: Why 'peak iPhone' is likely temporary, but Apple may have to think the unthinkable on price"  9to5Mac 10:47 AM
  • "Apple's Active Installed Base is Now Over 1 Billion Strong" Thurrott 8:32 AM
  • "Apple Doesn't Expect Growth Next Quarter -- Here's Why" TheStreet 8:31 AM
  • "Apple, Inc. Squeezes Out iPhone Growth. What Now?" The Motley Fool 8:31 AM
  • "Tim Cook basically admitted that the price of iPhones may be too high for a world that's getting poorer" Business Insider 8:31 AM
  • "The New Generation Of Killer Apps For 21st Century Computer Users" Mac360 8:20 AM
  • "Apple And Google And More Proof The Stock Market Is Rigged" NoodleMac 8:19 AM
  • "Here's why Apple sells 16GB iPhones and iPads (and why they're not going anywhere): Are you hoping that Apple bumps up the minimum storage on the iPhone or iPad so you don't have to spend the extra cash to get more storage? Here's why that's very unlikely to happen anytime soon." ZDNet 8:13 AM
  • "Opinion: Apple has another problem: The iPad is dying"  MarketWatch 8:05 AM
  • "Tim Cook explains why iPhone sales will decline for the first time in history" BGR 8:04 AM
  • "Apple: The Growth Thesis" Tech.pinions [Insider Content] 8:02 AM
  • "Apple and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad, Record-Breaking Quarter" BGR 8:01 AM
  • "What will Apple have to release after an Apple Car to please its critics? Robots? Time travel machines?" Apple World Today 8:01 AM
  • "Cassandra: Midweek Review -News on the Rialto" eXtensions 7:57 AM
Non-Apple
  • "Google really needs to figure out what it wants Hangouts to be" The Next Web 3:06 PM
Humor/Cartoons
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "New Chrome for iOS Faster, More Reliable, Google Says" eWeek 5:48 PM
  • "Microsoft announces new partnerships and cloud storage options for Office on iOS & web" 9to5Mac 3:14 PM
  • "Google Docs, Sheets and Slides gain collaborative commenting feature on iPhone and iPad" iMore 3:14 PM
  • "Google revamps commenting in Docs, adds support to Sheets and Slides on Android and iOS" VentureBeat 1:27 PM
  • "Google Brings Commenting To Sheets And Slides On Mobile" TechCrunch 1:25 PM
  • "Paper by FiftyThree Gets Automatic Text Formatting, iOS Share Extension" iClarified 12:09 PM
  • "Google just made its Inbox app for Gmail even better: Google's Inbox for Gmail app has always done a good job of showing you emails that are important, instead of just any old emails that arrive in your inbox." CNNMoney 12:05 PM
  • "There's finally a better browser than Safari for your iPhone" BGR 12:48 PM
  • "New Chrome for iOS is finally as fast and stable as Safari" Ars Technica 11:53 AM
  • "Chrome For iOS Is Now Faster And Crashes 70% Less Often" TechCrunch 10:49 AM
  • "Chrome for iOS updated to be 'dramatically faster' with 70% fewer crashes" 9to5Mac 10:31 AM
  • "Mobile messaging giant Line launches universal app for iPhones and iPads" VentureBeat 8:11 AM
  • "Mitchlehan Media LLC Releases AR Flashcards Space Free for iOS" prMac 10:47 AM
  • "Offline Bulgarian to English Language Dictionary Translator 3.0 for iOS" prMac 8:32 AM
  • "PERALTA Unveils Abby iPhone Case That Doubles as Mini Purse" prMac 7:26 AM
  • "Jumping Alien Astronaut Hops into your Heart in Hoppy Naut Game" prMac 7:26 AM
Computer Industry
  • "Here's Everything We Know About Microsoft Corporation's HoloLens: The future of the Windows platform could depend on the success of a radical new device." The Motley Fool 11:13 AM
  • "Enterprises eye a fast switch to Windows 10" Computerworld 3:05 PM
  • "Windows 10 at six months: Ready for primetime? Windows 10 has been available to the public for six months this week. By the numbers, it's been a hit, with 200 million active users as of the first of the year. Here's my midterm report card." ZDNet 11:52 AM
  • "Microsoft earnings anchored to cloud, Office 365" USA Today 11:14 AM
  • "Microsoft Open Sources Deep Learning, AI Toolkit On GitHub" InformationWeek 8:24 AM
  • "Microsoft makes another open-source move with machine learning tech" ZDNet 7:17 PM
  • "Watch Microsoft Venture's London Accelerator Right Here" TechCrunch 10:49 AM
  • "Want a peek at experimental new apps? Check out Microsoft Garage.: The Microsoft Garage is an experimental lab where employees can work on software projects in their spare time. If a Garage app catches on with users, it may become an official Microsoft product; if it doesn't, it may be abandoned." Christian Science Monitor 11:12 AM
  • "Windows 10 Mobile now on 9.5% of Windows handsets, but 4.3% are still running WP7" Neowin 11:12 AM
  • "Microsoft releases Surface Book to Kiwi retail stores: Microsoft announces retail availability of Surface Book throughout New Zealand, three months after its unveiling." Computerworld New Zealand 5:54 PM
  • "Michael Dell Reassures VCE Customers Ahead Of EMC Acquisition" TechWeekEurope 12:26 PM
  • "As Dell Buyout Looms, EMC Reports Flat Q4 Results" Re/code 8:10 AM
  • "EMC quarterly revenue falls marginally" Reuters 8:24 AM
  • "The mainframe lives on in IBM's LinuxONE" ZDNet 7:50 AM
  • "Intel and Tsinghua University to Co-Develop Semi-Custom Solutions for Servers" AnandTech 12:30 PM
  • "Intel Corp. 14-Nanometer Product Availability Improves Significantly" The Motley Fool 12:30 PM
  • "AMD's 2016 Will Still Be Really Tough" Seeking Alpha 12:27 PM
  • "AMD launches GPUOpen, but some Linux users remain skeptical" InfoWorld 12:28 PM
  • "AMD emits fresh open-source GPU tools for HPC, game devs" The Register 7:55 AM
  • "Telecoms Look Past Cisco and HP to Open Source Hardware" Wired 8:16 AM
  • "Oracle deprecates the Java browser plugin, prepares for its demise: It will be removed some time after the release of Java 9." Ars Technica 9:21 PM
  • "Oracle releases a record 248 security patches for multiple products: Security news IT leaders need to know" Financial Post 12:26 PM
  • "Oracle raises questions on open-source license for Android with OpenJDK" IDG News Service 7:29 AM
  • "Lenovo fixes hard-coded password in file-sharing utility" IDG News Service 7:33 AM
  • "Are PC Sales Really Tanking? Personal-computer shipments clocked in at the lowest number since 2007, but does this really spell doom for investors?" The Motley Fool 7:31 AM
  • "Stop everything! PC sales did increase in the UK over Christmas" Channel Register 7:49 AM
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "The Apple Hangover will give Investors a Headache for some time to Come" Patently Apple 4:56 PM
  • "Apple Tumbles 6.5% After Growth Flattens" TechCrunch 3:05 PM
  • "Here's Why Apple's Stock Is A Sell" Fortune 3:00 PM
  • "Apple's negative outlook was appropriate: Munster" CNBC Videos 11:22 AM
  • "Wall Street adjusts Apple expectations after Tim Cook 'rips the Band-Aid off'" AppleInsider 10:31 AM
  • "Apple Gives Fed Food For Thought" PRNewswire 8:47 AM
  • "Apple shares tumble on no-growth worries" USA Today 8:29 AM
  • "Apple shares seen staying muted until iPhone 7 rings in growth" Reuters 8:04 AM
  • "Apple Details Macroeconomic Headwinds In Q1 Results" Forbes 6:50 AM
  • "Apple's Slow Down Will Weigh On Qualcomm" Seeking Alpha 12:29 PM
Industry News
  • "Stocks fall as Fed acknowledges worry, but keeps rate hike on table: Leaves rates unchanged, monitoring market turbulence" MarketWatch 4:27 PM
  • "Stocks Slump as Fed Fuels Fears About Global Economy" TheStreet 4:26 PM
  • "Fed hike in March? Nasdaq stumbles 2.2%, Dow off 223" USA Today 4:26 PM
  • "Dovish Fed Not Enough to Quell Wall Street Worries" FOXBusiness 4:26 PM
  • "Stocks Drop as Fed Keeps Option for March Rate Increase: Fed officials say they are 'closely monitoring' developments in global economies and markets" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 4:25 PM
  • "China stocks recover from sharp drop, but close lower: Nikkei makes 2.7% gain" MarketWatch 8:27 AM
  • "European stocks slump as earnings take a toll: Investors cautious ahead of Fed statement" MarketWatch 8:27 AM

 
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